Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1073492 times)

demi · « **Reply #900 on:** March 02, 2020, 04:21:52 PM »

Quote from: james on March 02, 2020, 12:52:08 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2020, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: TVC15 on March 02, 2020, 11:34:22 AM
No more visitors allowed in our buildings for the time being

The Bore was ahead of the curve once again. Bork was just trying to save us from coronavirus and you laughed?

FACT CHECK

DJ Bedroom was allowed in on 2/10/2020, well after the outbreak had started spreading.

Was he vetted? of course not.

Fact Check

Check my PMs

He was vetted

james · « **Reply #901 on:** March 02, 2020, 04:34:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 02, 2020, 04:21:52 PM

Quote from: james on March 02, 2020, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2020, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: TVC15 on March 02, 2020, 11:34:22 AM
No more visitors allowed in our buildings for the time being

The Bore was ahead of the curve once again. Bork was just trying to save us from coronavirus and you laughed?

FACT CHECK

DJ Bedroom was allowed in on 2/10/2020, well after the outbreak had started spreading.

Was he vetted? of course not.

Fact Check

Check my PMs

He was vetted

Fact Check

I dont have access to your pms

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #902 on:** March 02, 2020, 04:36:41 PM »

Quote from: james on March 02, 2020, 04:34:35 PM

Quote from: demi on March 02, 2020, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: james on March 02, 2020, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2020, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: TVC15 on March 02, 2020, 11:34:22 AM
No more visitors allowed in our buildings for the time being

The Bore was ahead of the curve once again. Bork was just trying to save us from coronavirus and you laughed?

FACT CHECK

DJ Bedroom was allowed in on 2/10/2020, well after the outbreak had started spreading.

Was he vetted? of course not.

Fact Check

Check my PMs

He was vetted

Fact Check

I dont have access to your pms

Just another place you’re not allowed within 100 feet of.

demi · « **Reply #903 on:** March 02, 2020, 04:42:20 PM »

Quote from: james on March 02, 2020, 04:34:35 PM

Fact Check

I dont have access to your pms

Man that's super funny because if you did there is a lot of dick here.

Fact Check, Athiests

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #904 on:** March 02, 2020, 05:15:38 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 02, 2020, 03:57:49 PM

Diamond Princess update

Of 705 cases total, current breakdown:
598 active cases of which 36 classified serious
100 recovered
7 deaths

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #905 on:** March 02, 2020, 06:31:08 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/owillis/status/1234607697540063234

TEEEPO · « **Reply #906 on:** March 02, 2020, 07:05:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/RobMajor4/status/1234613432156139525

Nintex · « **Reply #907 on:** March 02, 2020, 07:11:14 PM »

Trump literally doing the 'change my mind' meme.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #908 on:** March 02, 2020, 07:40:12 PM »

It's the "solid" that kills me.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #909 on:** March 02, 2020, 08:12:01 PM »

Quote

probably none

james · « **Reply #910 on:** March 02, 2020, 10:16:34 PM »

Two cases confirmed in Georgia

Got out of Savannah just in time

Nintex · « **Reply #911 on:** March 03, 2020, 03:38:05 AM »

https://twitter.com/thomaschattwill/status/1234252762055090176

Brehvolution · « **Reply #912 on:** March 03, 2020, 08:56:39 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #913 on:** March 03, 2020, 09:04:59 AM »

Quote from: james on March 02, 2020, 10:16:34 PM

Two cases confirmed in Georgia

Got out of Savannah just in time

Or did you...?

james · « **Reply #914 on:** March 03, 2020, 09:34:44 AM »

Just saw some corona related racism on the train

Sorry shosty

james · « **Reply #915 on:** March 03, 2020, 12:25:57 PM »

Mama mia

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234887106553679874

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #916 on:** March 03, 2020, 12:49:26 PM »

I ate at an Italian restaurant last weekend, literally shaking.

shosta · « **Reply #917 on:** March 03, 2020, 12:54:04 PM »

shaking is not one of the two primary symptoms of covid-19

james · « **Reply #918 on:** March 03, 2020, 01:58:48 PM »

NYC midtown lawyer who commutes on Metro North has had it for weeks

james · « **Reply #919 on:** March 03, 2020, 02:02:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234906200476651523

Yeti · « **Reply #920 on:** March 03, 2020, 03:11:29 PM »

I wish they would start closing shit down in here, I could use a vacation

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #921 on:** March 03, 2020, 03:16:23 PM »

containment failure
government shutdown commencing

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-mike-pence-quarantine-florida-sarasota-military-academy-a9372861.html

Bebpo · « **Reply #922 on:** March 03, 2020, 03:33:08 PM »

That article headline reads like Mike Pence is the virus and people in are quarantined after shaking hands with him.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #923 on:** March 03, 2020, 03:33:45 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 03, 2020, 03:33:08 PM

That article headline reads like Mike Pence is the virus and people in are quarantined after shaking hands with him.

Pence's coup.

Bebpo · « **Reply #924 on:** March 03, 2020, 10:26:47 PM »

https://www.ocregister.com/2020/03/03/orange-county-may-have-2-new-cases-of-coronavirus/

My county probably has 2 people who went around spreading it.

james · « **Reply #925 on:** March 03, 2020, 11:21:20 PM »

Just wear a condom with your clients

Potato · « **Reply #926 on:** March 04, 2020, 12:58:34 AM »

Meanwhile in Sydney

https://twitter.com/2GB873/status/1235036153801129984

For some reason, every fucker in Australia has decided that the most important thing to stock up on is toilet paper. Motherfuckers pulling knives on each other and shit.

Occam · « **Reply #927 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:28:52 AM »

According to the World Health Organization, global Covid-19 mortality has reached 3.4%.

Huff · « **Reply #928 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:43:33 AM »

It's tough to discuss mortality when we don't know a denominator from lack of testing and likely asymptomatic patients/carriers

TVC15 · « **Reply #929 on:** March 04, 2020, 10:47:22 AM »

We just got really broad guidance to work from home if we want to, but still no formal cancellation, which kind of blows because now I have to manually figure out how many people I’m supposed to meet with will show up to the office now. Oh well, at the going rate, it will be cancelled in another day.

nachobro · « **Reply #930 on:** March 04, 2020, 11:18:41 AM »

dunno if its the case in other states but it seems the cdc has gotten its act together in regards to NM. the state got a bunch of tests that don't need to be sent out of state and are offering them for free to those that need them.

we don't have any confirmed cases here but also we didn't have any way to test quickly until now so who knows.

james · « **Reply #931 on:** March 04, 2020, 11:52:15 AM »

State of emergency in Los Angeles 6 New cases

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #932 on:** March 04, 2020, 12:26:31 PM »

Quote from: Occam on March 04, 2020, 06:28:52 AM

According to the World Health Organization, global Covid-19 mortality has reached 3.4%.

Seems like a dubious statistic when there are an untold amount of people that carry it without ever showing symptoms. I'm sure they have a statistical model that is based around those people, but there is no way they have actual empirical data on what that number should/could be.

TVC15 · « **Reply #933 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:13:15 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 11:14:34 AM

Yeah my client stands to lose a lot of money over the virus; so kinda un-shocking they are not issuing any anti-travel policy. Would look bad if that got out to the public.

I just spent a year managing a team in Buenos Aires too; managed that fine.. but somehow this team in the bay just needs to see my purdy mouf close up.

Depending on when you’re here and how crazy I am at the time, I could be up for seeing that mouf up close, too. Let me know!

Nintex · « **Reply #934 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM »

This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

BIONIC · « **Reply #935 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:37:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on March 04, 2020, 02:13:15 PM

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 11:14:34 AM
Yeah my client stands to lose a lot of money over the virus; so kinda un-shocking they are not issuing any anti-travel policy. Would look bad if that got out to the public.

I just spent a year managing a team in Buenos Aires too; managed that fine.. but somehow this team in the bay just needs to see my purdy mouf close up.

Depending on when you’re here and how crazy I am at the time, I could be up for seeing that mouf up close, too. Let me know!

I expect to hear lots of stories involving diapers

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and riotous sr.

[close]

james · « **Reply #936 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM

This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

team filler · « **Reply #937 on:** March 04, 2020, 03:02:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1234978478451093508

corona-chan is real

team filler · « **Reply #938 on:** March 04, 2020, 03:06:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/princessmin_c/status/1234574194928705539

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #939 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:22:09 PM »

secondary attack rate, that's the terminology I was looking for

currently 10.5% cited (1 in 10 people exposed become sick) in prelim US data

TVC15 · « **Reply #940 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:23:50 PM »

From this most recent update, it sounds unlikely that they’ll cancel domestic biz trips, so I am happy again!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #941 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:30:43 PM »

comparatively S.A.R. of measles, ~90%, norovirus at ~45%,

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #942 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:44:35 PM »

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/04/coronavirus-chinese-scientists-identify-two-types-covid-19.html

shosta · « **Reply #943 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:52:00 PM »

That dog really ended up having coronavirus

TEEEPO · « **Reply #944 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:52:29 PM »

epidemiologist believe that's exactly what happened with sars, which they theorize mutated into a significantly less-aggressive virus that is more akin to a mild-cold

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #945 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:55:16 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 04, 2020, 04:52:29 PM

epidemiologist believe that's exactly what happened with sars, which they theorize mutated into a significantly less-aggressive virus that is more akin to a mild-cold

Keep praying Pence, it may be working!

team filler · « **Reply #946 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:56:23 PM »

trump was right again

TEEEPO · « **Reply #947 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:57:12 PM »

yea, but the more aggressive strain was the one that was contained...

contained through prayer

james · « **Reply #948 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:01:28 PM »

Fucking virus cant do anything right today sucks

brawndolicious · « **Reply #949 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:06:23 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM

This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

That's the type of hustling ho shit I did in high school!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #950 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:08:08 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 04:52:00 PM

That dog really ended up having coronavirus

team filler · « **Reply #951 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:23:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1235317874488684550

team filler · « **Reply #952 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 04, 2020, 05:08:08 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 04:52:00 PM
That dog really ended up having coronavirus

no worries, it was the good coronavirus

Pennywise · « **Reply #953 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:02:06 PM »

First case confirmed in my town.

Meanwhile I got a cold.

Nintex · « **Reply #954 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:11:45 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on March 04, 2020, 05:06:23 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM
This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

That's the type of hustling ho shit I did in high school!

Our intern did most of the design after I came up with the idea so this is more accurate than you'd think

nachobro · « **Reply #955 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:23:07 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #956 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:32:18 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #957 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:39:37 PM »

is that really nintex?

also dutch is so stupid.

it really looks like a fake language

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #958 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:41:07 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #959 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:43:37 PM »

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Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1073492 times)