Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1438951 times)

Hello?

IS THIS JOE RULE?

Yes sir, this is JA Rule, how can I help you and who the hell are you

THIS IS DONALD TRUMP I'M CALLING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WITH A TREMENDOUS OFFER JOE

Ok, let me put the volume down for a bit Mr. Trump so we can discuss details, you feel me?

Sure Sure Joe Rule Whatever You Want. I like your name it has Rule in it. How did you come up with that is pretty genius. I don't like the Joe bit though

Well I started out as a young rap artist and....

Many people consider me a genius you know but now everyone is complaining that they're going to die and they blame me it's really annoying

So what are you calling me for? And it's JA Rule by the way

I called for something else but you inspired me actually we could use a song Papa Rule. Something that bangs, something that bing bang you know the rap thing you do. I think we can all it the Corona Rap

I hate to say this but I don't do anythin for free

That's ok I already got the money like money you wouldn't believe this is going to make you rich

Well sir I'm not sure about the optics but I'll consider it

So how are we doing this you are doing a great service to your country by the way

Well, you send me the money I write you a rap, we publish it, I get 90% of the profits and...

I CAME UP WITH THE SONG IT WAS MY IDEA YOU OWE ME A BILLION DOLLARS

But sir I haven't yet many any song and you asked me for a song to

NONSENSE YOU STOLE MY SONG YOU CRIMINAL I'M GOING TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED AND KANYE WILL MAKE A BETTER SONG

I ain't doin your song bro and I got Kanye on speed dial you can just fuck off right now

WELL FUCK YOU PAPA RULE YOU GO MAKE SOME VENTILATORS ALREADY CUTIE PIE

What now?

VENTILATORS YOU KNOW TO HELP THE PEOPLE THE FAKE NEWS HEADLINES WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIED AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about bro I ain't making shit for your broke ass

VENTILATORS. 40 000 VENTILATORS GET ME MY VENTILATORS

*click*

Thank you for your leadership in our hour of need Mr. President

You're welcome Mike who's next on the list to call?

I believe an artist named Riley Reid sir but I've never heard of her

Neither have I it's totally false I don't know who that is, I have no clue. Still Mike, are you sure you have the right list?

kingv · « **Reply #4207 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:27:26 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 27, 2020, 08:44:13 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1243376220257103877

I have aces to daily consumer spend data from work... and the interesting thing is the states trying to keep their economy open aren’t doing any better than those that are not.

It doesn’t really matter economically that MS is not doing any sheltering. People are too scared to spend anyway.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4208 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:54:09 AM »

The Germans are really killing it in their deathtoll stats. How are they so good?

VomKriege · « **Reply #4209 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:16:35 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2020, 10:54:09 AM

The Germans are really killing it in their deathtoll stats. How are they so good?

This graph seems to suggest that Germany is on the same trend than Italy or France for growing fatalities, if you align it to start on when the tenth fatality occured.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/fq0uz3/coronavirus_fatalities_tracker_oc/

Germany is more populous than France, Italy, UK or Spain so it's still better per capita and they started with social distancing a week or more ago so maybe it won't become as bad before they plateau deaths.

It's been speculated that early clusters started with young people coming back from ski vacations and that Germany tested more early, so maybe that's why there's so much lag (relative to other countries) between the confirmed cases and the fatality curves.

No certainties in any of this.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4210 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:28:56 AM »

FACT CHECK: Germans have practiced social distancing since 1871.

james · « **Reply #4211 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:36:20 AM »

So many sheep were repeating the idiotic lie that masks don't help.

There's a reason they exist idiots.

CDC LIED AND PEOPLE DIED

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrMattMcCarthy/status/1243891663162019841

BIONIC · « **Reply #4212 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:36:40 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 28, 2020, 11:28:56 AM

FACT CHECK: Germans have practiced social distancing since 1871.

Don’t see much distancing here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4213 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:40:59 AM »

Very true. Pretty hard to be a good socially conscious citizen without a living space.

team filler · « **Reply #4214 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:48:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/MGT_Modesty/status/1243901381406326784

Pennywise · « **Reply #4215 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:55:53 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2020, 10:54:09 AM

The Germans are really killing it in their deathtoll stats. How are they so good?

Started early with diagnosis, alot of ICU beds and ventilators, the big peak was in a rather small town with only like 150k people living there and they went onto lockdown pretty fast. Alot of the other cases were people that got back from holidays or work in affected regions. Was already mentioned, but the ski holiday people really fucked everything up. Think they made the the majority of cases in Norway and they helped to spread it in Germany quite heavy.
Another case of horrible imports from Austria.

Anyway, the biggest factor is certainly the age. The big share of people that got it are people under 60.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #4216 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:00:27 PM »

*me at my part time job working for failing video game business*

'Can I get a wired PS3 controller....wait, I can't come in?!?!? This virus is fake man; just let me in!

*goes and grabs the controller for him*

"Yo man, don't give me the virus! I want to pay in cash...wait, why the fuck can I not pay in cash?!?!"

Getting real sick of people downplaying this whole thing

tiesto · « **Reply #4217 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:09:30 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on March 28, 2020, 11:36:40 AM

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 28, 2020, 11:28:56 AM
FACT CHECK: Germans have practiced social distancing since 1871.

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Don’t see much distancing here

Nor here

team filler · « **Reply #4218 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:35:45 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 28, 2020, 11:44:54 AM

What do Germans and cats have in common?

They have nein lives.

mistress nein

toku · « **Reply #4219 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:56:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/finnygo/status/1243942175102111744

team filler · « **Reply #4220 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:00:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1243805433216802816

team filler · « **Reply #4221 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:10:50 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #4222 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:13:46 PM »

finally the disgusting weebs of the bore will clean themselves!

https://twitter.com/TheAn1meMan/status/1243395476285566976

Tripon · « **Reply #4223 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:15:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/TorranceAlerts/status/1243948360983248897

This seems like a mistake to me. But who knows.

team filler · « **Reply #4224 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:17:27 PM »

I'd rather shop at our once a week farmer's markets around here, than chance going into a packed grocery store

nachobro · « **Reply #4225 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:18:09 PM »

new mexico not having enough people leaving their house for anything to get packed

BIONIC · « **Reply #4226 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:35:43 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 28, 2020, 12:35:45 PM

Quote from: riotous on March 28, 2020, 11:44:54 AM
What do Germans and cats have in common?

They have nein lives.

mistress nein

Mistress (she was) nein(teen years old when they met)

#riotouslore

bork · « **Reply #4227 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:40:40 PM »

Wife's job closed for less than a week and they're back open for business as usual on Monday. I asked her if she wanted to try going in (her work area only has 5-6 people and they sit about 6 feet apart already), but she told me that her boss texted her that he didn't think it was at all safe for people to go back and that it's the head office telling people to come in. $:-\$ So she's staying home and only has about another week left of PTO/sick leave...after that, no pay, but better she stay in than risk that shit. Hearing that ATL is likely to get worse and peak in the next 2-3 weeks.

team filler · « **Reply #4228 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:44:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/_MorganReilly/status/1243324971272867841

toku · « **Reply #4229 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:45:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/1243823429326905345

nachobro · « **Reply #4230 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:46:01 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4231 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:46:36 PM »

Quote from: toku on March 28, 2020, 01:45:15 PM

https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/1243823429326905345

Sounds like this guy hasn't been to The Bore.

VomKriege · « **Reply #4232 on:** March 28, 2020, 02:18:56 PM »

Italian numbers seem to have stabilized, but I imagine one or two weeks more of lockdown will be necessary to see new confirmed cases decrease and more recoveries happening, lifting some stress on the healthcare system. It's pretty certain it will be extended imminently beyond the April 3 original date.

France already extended to at least April 15th.
Spain is apparently closing all non essential workplaces.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #4233 on:** March 28, 2020, 02:48:15 PM »

Whoops, this was more meant for the Meme thread.

james · « **Reply #4234 on:** March 28, 2020, 02:57:52 PM »

Trump : we might quarantine ny

The masses : Escape from New York

Quote from: james on March 26, 2020, 02:42:51 PM

So the Trump admin is considering ranking all counties by risk level and maybe setting travel limits.

Watch millions of people flee their designated high risk County and spread it to the low risk ones lol

That's what happened when Italy decided to close up only the northern region. Trains were packed with people going south

Ghoul · « **Reply #4235 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:10:07 PM »

Plissken you have to save the president.

team filler · « **Reply #4236 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:23:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/Bfreenohogtie/status/1243979717864124417

james · « **Reply #4237 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:26:06 PM »

I just called up all my nyc corona bros and we're renting busses to take us to Pennsylvania where its safe

Is Hershey Park open for the season yet?

Nintex · « **Reply #4238 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:29:20 PM »

Our government has recalled large amounts (600k) of Chinese face masks because they're not safe.

https://twitter.com/NOS/status/1243973100225679360

bluemax · « **Reply #4239 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:30:59 PM »

So the current thing I've seen thrown about is that April 24th is currently when they expect things to peak in terms of how bad it is in Los Angeles. Right now we are still STAY AT HOME from the mayor until the 19th. It really is going to be at least another month of this.

I think I might take a long drive up towards Malibu just to get out of my apartment for a few hours.

Nintex · « **Reply #4240 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:33:25 PM »

This is like that time before the Germans invaded in WW2 and they were our most important arms supplier.

BIONIC · « **Reply #4241 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:39:04 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 28, 2020, 03:29:20 PM

Our government has recalled large amounts (600k) of Chinese face masks because they're not safe.

https://twitter.com/NOS/status/1243973100225679360

User Banned (1 Month): Xenophobia

Nintex · « **Reply #4242 on:** March 28, 2020, 03:44:00 PM »

Honestly I'm surprised the chinese are pretending by shipping anything at all.

If I was in their position I would've just shipped containers of contaminated Hubei toilet paper with dicks drawn on them and then say the containers got mixed up.

Tripon · « **Reply #4243 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:04:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1243991275042471937

team filler · « **Reply #4244 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:20:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/OaklandNurse/status/1243794667411390464

team filler · « **Reply #4245 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:29:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/RatskinRecords/status/1243373263343869952

https://twitter.com/puppyluvr1995/status/1243675377261637632

Propagandhim · « **Reply #4246 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:42:55 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 28, 2020, 04:29:23 PM

https://twitter.com/RatskinRecords/status/1243373263343869952

https://twitter.com/RatskinRecords/status/1243969222364913664

Tripon · « **Reply #4247 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:45:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1243998677863145473

Nintex · « **Reply #4248 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:06:51 PM »

Expect governments to opt for face masks mandatory in public and at work, disinfection units and keeping social activities closed and the elderly isolated so the world can 'open' again.

A vaccin or cure could take 18 months or even two years.

Occam · « **Reply #4249 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:16:25 PM »

That's an interesting strategy:
https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/18339699.worcesters-gtech-told-not-produce-much-needed-ventilators-government-chief-executive-says/

Himu · « **Reply #4250 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:21:20 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 28, 2020, 11:48:24 AM

https://twitter.com/MGT_Modesty/status/1243901381406326784

Farrakhan was involved in the assassination of Malcolm x. Fuck Farrakhan and fuck black people that like him.

bluemax · « **Reply #4251 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:23:18 PM »

Took my dog on a long ass walk because fuck it, what else is there to do, and ended up near a park. There was an LAPD SUV patrolling the park, like literally driving through it, to make sure no one was there. Also kind of surprising the number of restaurants where people were waiting inside to pick up food. And not everyone is doing a great job at avoiding getting close to someone else.

This shit is never gonna end.

team filler · « **Reply #4252 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:25:27 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 28, 2020, 05:21:20 PM

Quote from: filler on March 28, 2020, 11:48:24 AM
https://twitter.com/MGT_Modesty/status/1243901381406326784

Farrakhan was involved in the assassination of Malcolm x. Fuck Farrakhan and fuck black people that like him.

https://twitter.com/MGT_Modesty/status/1243931631880200192

Himu · « **Reply #4253 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:28:37 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 28, 2020, 05:23:18 PM

Took my dog on a long ass walk because fuck it, what else is there to do, and ended up near a park. There was an LAPD SUV patrolling the park, like literally driving through it, to make sure no one was there. Also kind of surprising the number of restaurants where people were waiting inside to pick up food. And not everyone is doing a great job at avoiding getting close to someone else.

This shit is never gonna end.

Says the person outside because "fuck it" right?

bluemax · « **Reply #4254 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:38:51 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 28, 2020, 05:28:37 PM

Quote from: bluemax on March 28, 2020, 05:23:18 PM
Took my dog on a long ass walk because fuck it, what else is there to do, and ended up near a park. There was an LAPD SUV patrolling the park, like literally driving through it, to make sure no one was there. Also kind of surprising the number of restaurants where people were waiting inside to pick up food. And not everyone is doing a great job at avoiding getting close to someone else.

This shit is never gonna end.

Says the person outside because "fuck it" right?

While I think there is a difference, but I suppose that exercising my dog does make me part of the problem so guilty as charged.

BIONIC · « **Reply #4255 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:45:41 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 28, 2020, 05:38:51 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 28, 2020, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: bluemax on March 28, 2020, 05:23:18 PM
Took my dog on a long ass walk because fuck it, what else is there to do, and ended up near a park. There was an LAPD SUV patrolling the park, like literally driving through it, to make sure no one was there. Also kind of surprising the number of restaurants where people were waiting inside to pick up food. And not everyone is doing a great job at avoiding getting close to someone else.

This shit is never gonna end.

Says the person outside because "fuck it" right?

While I think there is a difference, but I suppose that exercising my dog does make me part of the problem so guilty as charged.

Himu · « **Reply #4256 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:50:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1243765481380524032

Lmao

https://twitter.com/haremetal1/status/1243773519437025280

https://twitter.com/GerardEff/status/1243913080314224642

team filler · « **Reply #4257 on:** March 28, 2020, 05:52:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/KarenCivil/status/1244018626576834560

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #4258 on:** March 28, 2020, 06:00:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/HKWORLDCITY/status/1243865641448169474

Maybe posted already, but

fuck the WHO

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(not The Who, they're ace)

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Propagandhim · « **Reply #4259 on:** March 28, 2020, 06:09:00 PM »

Had no idea Taiwan wasn't a member state in the WHO. I guess I shouldn't be surprised based on how many formally recognize it.

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