Wheres the nintex trump ja call Fanfic post
Hello?
IS THIS JOE RULE?
Yes sir, this is JA Rule, how can I help you and who the hell are you
THIS IS DONALD TRUMP I'M CALLING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WITH A TREMENDOUS OFFER JOE
Ok, let me put the volume down for a bit Mr. Trump so we can discuss details, you feel me?
Sure Sure Joe Rule Whatever You Want. I like your name it has Rule in it. How did you come up with that is pretty genius. I don't like the Joe bit though
Well I started out as a young rap artist and....
Many people consider me a genius you know but now everyone is complaining that they're going to die and they blame me it's really annoying
So what are you calling me for? And it's JA Rule by the way
I called for something else but you inspired me actually we could use a song Papa Rule. Something that bangs, something that bing bang you know the rap thing you do. I think we can all it the Corona Rap
I hate to say this but I don't do anythin for free
That's ok I already got the money like money you wouldn't believe this is going to make you rich
Well sir I'm not sure about the optics but I'll consider it
So how are we doing this you are doing a great service to your country by the way
Well, you send me the money I write you a rap, we publish it, I get 90% of the profits and...
I CAME UP WITH THE SONG IT WAS MY IDEA YOU OWE ME A BILLION DOLLARS
But sir I haven't yet many any song and you asked me for a song to
NONSENSE YOU STOLE MY SONG YOU CRIMINAL I'M GOING TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED AND KANYE WILL MAKE A BETTER SONG
I ain't doin your song bro and I got Kanye on speed dial you can just fuck off right now
WELL FUCK YOU PAPA RULE YOU GO MAKE SOME VENTILATORS ALREADY CUTIE PIE
What now?
VENTILATORS YOU KNOW TO HELP THE PEOPLE THE FAKE NEWS HEADLINES WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIED AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about bro I ain't making shit for your broke ass
VENTILATORS. 40 000 VENTILATORS GET ME MY VENTILATORS
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Thank you for your leadership in our hour of need Mr. President
You're welcome Mike who's next on the list to call?
I believe an artist named Riley Reid sir but I've never heard of her
Neither have I it's totally false I don't know who that is, I have no clue. Still Mike, are you sure you have the right list?