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« Reply #6480 on: April 21, 2020, 11:24:07 AM »
And people were angry that the Can. Gov. was taking the time to make sure their antibody studies were methologically valid.   

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« Reply #6481 on: April 21, 2020, 11:52:06 AM »
Well guess you gotta have states doing it very wrong to highlight how to do it right?

Seriously, bowling alleys?

Is this a Georgia guide stones thing?

Fuck it, dude. Let’s go bowling.
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« Reply #6482 on: April 21, 2020, 11:52:37 AM »
Stockholm population at 11% with developed antibodies last week, study of bloodtests finds!

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33% of the people in Stockholm has already had corona, mathematician calculates

:rejoice :rejoice

Stockholm may approach herd immunity in May, chief Swedish epidemiologist suggests

:rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

Quite a bit of hopeful news for Sweden so far this week.

Good to hear, you have a link to the study?

No, the number of tested is too small for a paper, but they felt the news was big enough for a press release. It's a follow up study from a few weeks earlier where 4% tested positive. They also tested using blood donated before the outbreak and had no positives.
They also noted that they are sure there are no false positives, but likely a few false negatives so the actual number will be slightly higher.

The second and third items are purely based on mathematical models, but apparently they independently reached similar results, so that's somewhat reassuring.

Uncle, i have no idea what to tell you. I can only assume he had access to the same information you do when he talked about herd immunity.





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« Reply #6483 on: April 21, 2020, 11:59:16 AM »
https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/1251936242834563073

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So, starting in Sept 2018 San Francisco suffered from Spanish Flu pandemic.

Huge if true

and yet people still vote for pelosi!  :comeon

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« Reply #6484 on: April 21, 2020, 12:31:31 PM »
listening to The Daily - Record for the fastest human vaccine was 4 years to create.  Also, the idea that it will die off in the summer is countered by the fact that it is in hot climates right now. 

edit:  Yesterday's episode of the NYT's The Daily podcast 'The Next Year (or two) of the Pandemic' is really interesting
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« Reply #6486 on: April 21, 2020, 01:33:21 PM »
Quebec
Cases: 20,126 (+807)
Deaths: 1,041 (+102)
Hospitalizations: 1,224 (+55)

If Quebec were a US state, it would be among the ten worst in terms of fatalities.

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« Reply #6487 on: April 21, 2020, 01:37:26 PM »
Our government has extended the lockdown until May 20th.
Schools to re-open with classes cut in half.

They better start handing out some bailouts to small businesses or there won't be any left.  :doge

Still no widespread testing.
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« Reply #6488 on: April 21, 2020, 01:51:59 PM »
I really don't see the point in reopening schools in the Netherlands. 

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« Reply #6489 on: April 21, 2020, 01:53:37 PM »
I really don't see the point in reopening schools in the Netherlands.
So parents at home can work again. That's literally the only reason.  :lol
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« Reply #6490 on: April 21, 2020, 01:53:59 PM »
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« Reply #6491 on: April 21, 2020, 01:58:35 PM »
Woosh
the virgin candien indirectness vs the chad dutch directness  :lol
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« Reply #6493 on: April 21, 2020, 02:33:01 PM »
healthcare is a right, you say?

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« Reply #6495 on: April 21, 2020, 02:55:47 PM »
Is anyone really shocked that Trump's miracle drug is not working?

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« Reply #6496 on: April 21, 2020, 03:00:40 PM »


ya this is not going to work in America

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« Reply #6497 on: April 21, 2020, 03:14:11 PM »
what will?

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« Reply #6498 on: April 21, 2020, 03:16:10 PM »
Working together, following a plan, expansion of social welfare and infrastructure etc.  Unless you meant what will work - nothing, I suppose.

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« Reply #6499 on: April 21, 2020, 03:36:50 PM »
Is anyone really shocked that Trump's miracle drug is not working?

At least it was a legit medecine that really is studied as a possible alleviator for COVID, it's not the fakest thing Trump ever hoarded. Low bar, I know.

Also Nintex  :cmonson Bill Mitchell didn't die so that you could post stuff from MemeWorld.

That's the supposed source :

https://twitter.com/Goldstatetimes/status/1252390291018878979

Seems like a parangon of unbiased journalism.
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« Reply #6500 on: April 21, 2020, 04:31:34 PM »
Bad day for the US again.  :doge
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« Reply #6501 on: April 21, 2020, 04:54:48 PM »
Please. You've gotta think of poor Shosta.
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« Reply #6503 on: April 21, 2020, 04:59:37 PM »
LIBERATE EARTH!!!
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« Reply #6504 on: April 21, 2020, 05:08:07 PM »
cannot believe liberateearth.com was not yet taken  :o, I own it now
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« Reply #6505 on: April 21, 2020, 05:11:46 PM »
It's about time you owned something on the internet.


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« Reply #6506 on: April 21, 2020, 05:14:13 PM »
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Frustration is mounting as more families across the U.S. enter their second or even third week of distance learning — and some overwhelmed parents say it will be their last.

Amid the barrage of learning apps, video meet-ups and e-mailed assignments that pass as pandemic home school, some frustrated and exhausted parents are choosing to disconnect entirely for the rest of the academic year. Others are cramming all their children’s school work into the weekend or taking days off work to help their kids with a week’s worth of assignments in one day.

“We tried to make it work the first week. We put together a schedule, and what we found is that forcing a child who is that young into a fake teaching situation is really, really hard,” said Alexandra Nicholson, whose son is in kindergarten in a town outside Boston.

“I’d rather have him watch classic Godzilla movies and play in the yard and pretend to be a Jedi rather than figure out basic math.”
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/just-cant-harried-parents-forgo-140123951.html

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« Reply #6507 on: April 21, 2020, 05:23:26 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #6508 on: April 21, 2020, 05:31:19 PM »
A generation of Jedi Sith Lords  :rejoice
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« Reply #6511 on: April 21, 2020, 06:01:45 PM »
I feel bad calling in to work to check if I’m off furlough because it obviously sucks there right now with the skeleton crew corporate made them cut to, and here I am getting drunk, high, playing just dance, fucking in a hammock in the sunshine, AND GETTING PAID MORE THAN THEM BY THE GOVERNMENT :smug

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« Reply #6512 on: April 21, 2020, 07:01:55 PM »
Clap for the NHS

Clap for the healthcare workers!

Woohoo Healthcare workers!
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« Reply #6513 on: April 21, 2020, 07:04:22 PM »
man I love this guy



Watching his 'Livestream Test B' which is a late-50's tech illterate guy trying to figure out how to live stream. 

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« Reply #6514 on: April 21, 2020, 07:27:36 PM »
Just had an attempted visit from a maskless door to door CBD salesman, spinning it as a cure-all in these uncertain times. I'd say it was surreal, but it just made me feel really American.

Saying "stay safe" here just makes you feel bad when you know they arent gonna be  :(
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« Reply #6515 on: April 21, 2020, 07:39:36 PM »
Just had an attempted visit from a maskless door to door CBD salesman, spinning it as a cure-all in these uncertain times. I'd say it was surreal, but it just made me feel really American.

Saying "stay safe" here just makes you feel bad when you know they arent gonna be  :(

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« Reply #6516 on: April 21, 2020, 08:08:21 PM »
South Carolina opened all retail stores back up today and we're opening back up to the public on Thursday  :goty2

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« Reply #6517 on: April 21, 2020, 08:12:53 PM »
My American bore friends and lovers, please consider your favorite non-American poster in your wills.   I'd really like a Nintendo Switch.   It would really console me in your deaths.   

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« Reply #6518 on: April 21, 2020, 08:17:13 PM »
Chill gone but feel some fatigue. Took two hour nap this afternoon. Just feel odd.
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« Reply #6519 on: April 21, 2020, 08:24:51 PM »
That can’t be legal right now.
Why wouldn't it be? He's using his best judgement!! :heh


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« Reply #6521 on: April 21, 2020, 09:14:15 PM »
It's about time you owned something on the internet.


tbf he is a web app DORK so he probably owns a lot of stuff on the internet 8) dat dutch directory structure

The virgin Cali IT guy ::) vs the chad Dutch app developer 8)
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« Reply #6522 on: April 21, 2020, 09:22:34 PM »
Just went out for milk. Local park had people all over it, including multiple groups of people playing pickup hoops. No one in the store was obeying the 1 way signs for aisles, despite this being at least the second week they've been up.

We are so fucked.
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« Reply #6524 on: April 21, 2020, 09:26:34 PM »
Quote of the decade:

‘More important things than living,’ Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says in coronavirus interview


: https://www.star-telegram.com/news/politics-government/article242167741.html#storylink=cpy

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« Reply #6525 on: April 21, 2020, 09:38:11 PM »
Quote of the decade:

‘More important things than living,’ Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says in coronavirus interview


: https://www.star-telegram.com/news/politics-government/article242167741.html#storylink=cpy

yeah, dying apparently

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« Reply #6526 on: April 21, 2020, 11:01:09 PM »
US state suing China over outbreak. Missouri lol

Shit got real.

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« Reply #6528 on: April 22, 2020, 05:42:43 AM »
2 French PPE distributors said they made large orders for gowns made out of fabric because they foresee a persistent undersupply issue for plastic ones.

Health professionals have been polled on this recently here and while surgical masks are more plentiful now (7% report shortages), a lot of other items are under tensions, including gowns.
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« Reply #6529 on: April 22, 2020, 08:09:46 AM »
In a casual conversation today, BisMarckie Sr. said that he believes in the Corona biolab theory.  :doge

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« Reply #6530 on: April 22, 2020, 08:45:20 AM »
In a casual conversation today, BisMarckie Sr. said that he believes in the Corona biolab theory.  :doge
Not surprised, since one of our ministers started to parrot US media... :goty2

https://www.deutschlandfunk.de/covid-19-us-medien-neues-coronavirus-koennte-in-labor-in.1939.de.html?drn:news_id=1122081


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« Reply #6531 on: April 22, 2020, 08:48:24 AM »
Im really impressed with the UKs show of post Brexit negotiation skills in buying PPE.

 :doge :brain

Good luck out there on your own brits!

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« Reply #6533 on: April 22, 2020, 08:56:15 AM »
My American bore friends and lovers, please consider your favorite non-American poster in your wills.   I'd really like a Nintendo Switch.   It would really console me in your deaths.

You arent american???

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« Reply #6534 on: April 22, 2020, 08:58:51 AM »
I know I can't spell and come off stupid, but please.

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« Reply #6535 on: April 22, 2020, 09:01:33 AM »
Canuck?

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« Reply #6536 on: April 22, 2020, 09:09:33 AM »
:piss :cancry :piss2
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« Reply #6537 on: April 22, 2020, 09:18:55 AM »
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« Reply #6538 on: April 22, 2020, 09:26:29 AM »
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shawn is a god right next to shawn is a cigarillo.

pluralistic democracy in action :american

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« Reply #6539 on: April 22, 2020, 09:30:59 AM »
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shawn is a god right next to shawn is a cigarillo.

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