Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1401960 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #11040 on:** August 19, 2020, 12:14:18 PM »

Today they sentenced the first corona fraudster in Denmark.

1,5 year prison for trying to get 70k USD compensation( for his employees salaries) from the government with false documents.

Also has to pay a 150k usd fine.

Sweet justice.

Tripon · « **Reply #11041 on:** August 19, 2020, 12:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2020, 12:14:18 PM

Today they sentenced the first corona fraudster in Denmark.

1,5 year prison for trying to get 70k USD compensation( for his employees salaries) from the government with false documents.

Also has to pay a 150k usd fine.

Sweet justice.

Didn't even buy a lambo with his fraud money.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #11042 on:** August 19, 2020, 12:36:58 PM »

Quote from: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2020, 12:14:18 PM

Today they sentenced the first corona fraudster in Denmark.

1,5 year prison for trying to get 70k USD compensation( for his employees salaries) from the government with false documents.

Also has to pay a 150k usd fine.

Sweet justice.

Only 70k? You Danes need to dream a little bigger.

https://fortune.com/2020/07/16/ppp-loans-recipients-cryptocurrency-joshua-argires-texas-barbecue/

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Joshua Argires received nearly $1 million from the federal Paycheck Protection Program to help 51 employees at his "Texas Barbecue" to weather the COVID outbreak.

But according to federal law enforcement, Texas Barbecue had no employees and only a website with nothing for sale. Meanwhile, Argiries allegedly sent the $956,250 he received to an account at the cryptocurrency company Coinbase via a series of five wire transfers.

Nintex · « **Reply #11043 on:** August 19, 2020, 12:40:03 PM »

1 million? pfft

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Kodak, which is based in Rochester, New York, and the US International Development Finance Corporation announced on Tuesday that the company had secured a $765m loan to produce drug ingredients under the Defense Production Act.

Tripon · « **Reply #11044 on:** August 19, 2020, 01:24:50 PM »

Random musings:

I helped drive my dad to his doctor appointments yesterday in the San Gabriel Valley (basically a Chinese enclave which can get okay to ridiculously rich depending which small city you're in since the borderlines of each town bleed into each other) yesterday, ridiculously hot, around 108 when I checked the temperature plus muggy. I didn't think about taking off the mask unless to drink some water.

Oblivion · « **Reply #11045 on:** August 19, 2020, 02:27:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1296143663978905602

Oblivion · « **Reply #11046 on:** August 19, 2020, 02:46:17 PM »

i thought this was someone doing a bit, but apparently it's a genuine chud:

https://twitter.com/cooI_guy_emoji/status/1295625809827332096

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11047 on:** August 19, 2020, 03:21:46 PM »

DEMOCRATS

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11048 on:** August 19, 2020, 03:26:16 PM »

Where's the purchase?

Akala · « **Reply #11049 on:** August 19, 2020, 03:27:07 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11050 on:** August 19, 2020, 03:30:36 PM »

https://www.thetorontoharold.com/news/air-canada-implements-350-surcharge-if-travelers-want-a-sanitized-seat

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11051 on:** August 19, 2020, 03:37:06 PM »

Fortunately, I don't.

stufte · « **Reply #11052 on:** August 19, 2020, 06:57:14 PM »

Quote

URRRGH.

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2020, 03:21:46 PM

DEMOCRATS

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11053 on:** August 19, 2020, 08:05:16 PM »

Name a more iconic duo.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #11054 on:** August 19, 2020, 08:16:24 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 18, 2020, 10:16:21 AM

https://twitter.com/HannahReloaded/status/1295070439023300609

thisismyusername · « **Reply #11055 on:** August 19, 2020, 08:33:14 PM »

On another note:

https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1296235522927529985

*Photoshop piechart: What you hate:

To see the prisoners fighting fires.
Fighting fires on $5 a day.*

thisismyusername · « **Reply #11056 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:42:51 AM »

On yet an even better note!

https://twitter.com/i/events/1296233735881461763

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1296212137422008320

GET FUCKED. Toronto's housing market is absolutely bananas because of people like this.

Tripon · « **Reply #11057 on:** August 20, 2020, 11:00:04 AM »

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The bass player in a Mötley Crüe tribute band thinks karma may have come in the form of COVID-19 to a saloon they played at the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Not that Michael Long of Carnival of Sins was fearful of the virus as he and his three bandmates set out from their native Ohio to the South Dakota town where 460,000 people would be gathering largely without masks or social distancing, as if there were no pandemic. Long did not hesitate even though he suffers from COPD.

“If it happens, it happens, it’s going to happen no matter what,” Long told The Daily Beast.

Long’s band played seven shows in the Dayton area to raise the $3,500 needed to cover the van rental and hotel room for what was to be a three-day engagement at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon in Sturgis, from Aug. 13 to Aug. 15.

Their contract was only for $5,000, but a gig was still a gig. They drove 25 hours, the trackers in their smartphone apps becoming part of an electronic map that showed people heading for the annual rally from all across America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/motley-crue-tribute-band-rocker-blames-karma-for-covid-19-case-at-sturgis-saloon?ref=home

tiesto · « **Reply #11058 on:** August 20, 2020, 11:06:02 AM »

Quote from: james on August 19, 2020, 10:00:54 AM

That's what happens when you call a neighborhood Corona and you fill it with Chinese people

WELL ACKSHULLY, Corona is mostly Hispanic...

Oblivion · « **Reply #11059 on:** August 20, 2020, 11:24:34 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 20, 2020, 11:00:04 AM

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The bass player in a Mötley Crüe tribute band thinks karma may have come in the form of COVID-19 to a saloon they played at the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Not that Michael Long of Carnival of Sins was fearful of the virus as he and his three bandmates set out from their native Ohio to the South Dakota town where 460,000 people would be gathering largely without masks or social distancing, as if there were no pandemic. Long did not hesitate even though he suffers from COPD.

“If it happens, it happens, it’s going to happen no matter what,” Long told The Daily Beast.

Long’s band played seven shows in the Dayton area to raise the $3,500 needed to cover the van rental and hotel room for what was to be a three-day engagement at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon in Sturgis, from Aug. 13 to Aug. 15.

Their contract was only for $5,000, but a gig was still a gig. They drove 25 hours, the trackers in their smartphone apps becoming part of an electronic map that showed people heading for the annual rally from all across America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/motley-crue-tribute-band-rocker-blames-karma-for-covid-19-case-at-sturgis-saloon?ref=home

not just the only instance of karma today:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1296296158260875277

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1296105078454128640

Oblivion · « **Reply #11060 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:11:58 PM »

meanwhile, in florida:

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1296457720879603713

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11061 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:15:24 PM »

I’d have thought you’d be a fan of the crue

Nintex · « **Reply #11062 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 20, 2020, 11:24:34 AM

Quote from: Tripon on August 20, 2020, 11:00:04 AM
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The bass player in a Mötley Crüe tribute band thinks karma may have come in the form of COVID-19 to a saloon they played at the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Not that Michael Long of Carnival of Sins was fearful of the virus as he and his three bandmates set out from their native Ohio to the South Dakota town where 460,000 people would be gathering largely without masks or social distancing, as if there were no pandemic. Long did not hesitate even though he suffers from COPD.

“If it happens, it happens, it’s going to happen no matter what,” Long told The Daily Beast.

Long’s band played seven shows in the Dayton area to raise the $3,500 needed to cover the van rental and hotel room for what was to be a three-day engagement at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon in Sturgis, from Aug. 13 to Aug. 15.

Their contract was only for $5,000, but a gig was still a gig. They drove 25 hours, the trackers in their smartphone apps becoming part of an electronic map that showed people heading for the annual rally from all across America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/motley-crue-tribute-band-rocker-blames-karma-for-covid-19-case-at-sturgis-saloon?ref=home

not just the only instance of karma today:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1296296158260875277

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1296105078454128640

Didn't he visit the White House a few weeks ago?

yup

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David Portnoy, CEO of Barstool Sports, interviews Donald Trump at The White House on July 23, 2020

james · « **Reply #11063 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:59:06 PM »

Patient zero strikes again

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #11064 on:** August 20, 2020, 02:50:16 PM »

trump, the asymptotic megaspreader, it's gotta be

Oblivion · « **Reply #11065 on:** August 20, 2020, 02:55:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1296517351421227010

well then

edit:

https://twitter.com/SenBillCassidy/status/1296126281319419905

Akala · « **Reply #11066 on:** August 20, 2020, 05:37:55 PM »

nothing says 'trust me on safety' like making a video while driving.

actually maybe he's in passenger seat.

james · « **Reply #11067 on:** August 20, 2020, 05:55:07 PM »

Life comes at you fast posts are my absolute favorite

Mandark · « **Reply #11068 on:** August 20, 2020, 05:57:03 PM »

A southern politician invoking states rights to restrict voting access? Now I've seen everything!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11069 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:09:12 PM »

Dude in the grocery story greated someone by saying 'I'm sick of this scamdemic'.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11070 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:56:47 PM »

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-liberals-ease-ei-eligibility-as-part-of-37-billion-in-new-emergency/

Seems decent.

kingv · « **Reply #11071 on:** August 20, 2020, 11:10:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/badcovid19takes/status/1296634470452400128

https://twitter.com/actioncookbook/status/1296157268648632320

Akala · « **Reply #11072 on:** August 21, 2020, 12:11:29 AM »

seal team six hour drive

Tripon · « **Reply #11073 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:46:53 AM »

Kaiser said I can get a flu shot starting September 1st, and you can walk in. Costco's selling flu shots for $20, or charge to your insurance.

Nintex · « **Reply #11074 on:** August 21, 2020, 11:43:03 AM »

Quote from: kingv on August 20, 2020, 11:10:00 PM

https://twitter.com/badcovid19takes/status/1296634470452400128

https://twitter.com/actioncookbook/status/1296157268648632320

Behind every wank chad is a wife to clean up the mess when they've shit on themselves

Tripon · « **Reply #11075 on:** August 21, 2020, 12:06:13 PM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11076 on:** August 21, 2020, 12:10:09 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 21, 2020, 12:06:13 PM

My spit on people dungeon has taken a drastic downturn.

= (

Nintex · « **Reply #11077 on:** August 21, 2020, 12:12:22 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 21, 2020, 12:06:13 PM

Does anyone have any experience with those air cleaning devices from Dyson and the likes?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #11078 on:** August 21, 2020, 12:33:02 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1296458127018164225

Tripon · « **Reply #11079 on:** August 21, 2020, 12:42:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1296747483293523968

team filler · « **Reply #11080 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 21, 2020, 12:06:13 PM

me:

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11081 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:40:41 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 21, 2020, 01:38:15 PM

Quote from: Tripon on August 21, 2020, 12:06:13 PM

me: (Image removed from quote.)

how is there not a link on that picture?

Oblivion · « **Reply #11082 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:42:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1296583020913266689

team filler · « **Reply #11083 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:59:38 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #11084 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:14:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/DanielKimW/status/1296864472611471361
https://twitter.com/siddharma/status/1296659231672737792

team filler · « **Reply #11085 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:20:13 PM »

some amazing korean cinema is going to come out of this

james · « **Reply #11086 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:38:04 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 21, 2020, 05:20:13 PM

some amazing korean cinema is going to come out of this

Korean porn is best porn

BIONIC · « **Reply #11087 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:44:32 PM »

Quote from: james on August 21, 2020, 05:38:04 PM

Quote from: filler on August 21, 2020, 05:20:13 PM
some amazing korean cinema is going to come out of this

Korean porn is best porn

Need some examples for my research

Nintex · « **Reply #11088 on:** August 21, 2020, 08:13:00 PM »

That lines up perfectly with my backlog

spoiler (click to show/hide)

of video games

[close]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11089 on:** August 21, 2020, 08:19:21 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 21, 2020, 07:24:43 PM

https://twitter.com/CNET/status/1296940483231571970

AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

:cryingwhilelaughingemote

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11090 on:** August 21, 2020, 08:22:15 PM »

Well, that's only approximately 10% of my life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11091 on:** August 22, 2020, 08:07:51 AM »

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/08/canada-searches-for-new-country-to-compare-ourselves-to-now-that-u-s-is-too-sad/

EchoRin · « **Reply #11092 on:** August 22, 2020, 01:26:17 PM »

I don't get it. There is no Korean porn industry.

Tripon · « **Reply #11093 on:** August 22, 2020, 01:29:34 PM »

It's illegal for porn to be produce in Korea, but not illegal to import or distribute. So any Korean porn is ILLEGAL.

Nintex · « **Reply #11094 on:** August 22, 2020, 01:53:26 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 22, 2020, 01:29:34 PM

It's illegal for porn to be produce in Korea, but not illegal to import or distribute. So any Korean porn is ILLEGAL.

But is it hot?

EchoRin · « **Reply #11095 on:** August 22, 2020, 02:26:08 PM »

I mean I don't know of any professional Korean porn.

team filler · « **Reply #11096 on:** August 22, 2020, 02:31:11 PM »

one of my all time favorite scenes is some korean bitch getting drilled on a casting couch(not the famous couch)

james · « **Reply #11097 on:** August 22, 2020, 04:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 22, 2020, 01:29:34 PM

It's illegal for porn to be produce in Korea, but not illegal to import or distribute. So any Korean porn is ILLEGAL.

The forbidden fruit

Rufus · « **Reply #11098 on:** August 23, 2020, 11:41:42 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #11099 on:** August 23, 2020, 12:16:31 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 22, 2020, 02:31:11 PM

one of my all time favorite scenes is some korean bitch getting drilled on a casting couch(not the famous couch)

Where would one acquire this sample

News:

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