Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?

[Nintex]

Germans massing to the vaccination centers
https://twitter.com/sbamueller/status/1391308748992434177

Dutch massing to stores and celebrating soccer matches


https://twitter.com/AT5/status/1388863156508844039

[Pissy F Benny]

I know which country has its priorities right and aren't a bunch of nerds

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1391787091844009993

 

the variant, known as B.1.617, has been found in preliminary studies to spread more easily than the original virus and there is some evidence it may able to evade vaccines.

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https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1391862776805605378


 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Good news for james!

[chronovore]

Shosta’s gonna be okay!

[james]

+30,152 cases in the US today. Lowest since September 8, but higher than the same day last year

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/ron-desantis-to-pardon-anyone-charged-for-defying-covid-rules/

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will pardon anyone in the Sunshine State charged for not wearing masks or socially distancing — breaking the news live on air to a gym-owning couple who were facing jail time for defying coronavirus safety recommendations.

The Republican governor made the unexpected announcement on Fox News Wednesday as he decried county officials penalizing people.

“It’s a total overreach,” he told Laura Ingraham. “These things with health should be advisory, they should not be punitive.”

He broke the news of his pardon directly to Mike and Jillian Carnevale, who faced up to 120 days in jail for repeatedly allowing people to forgo masks at their gym in Plantation in Broward County.

 

[james]

Now that i have my vaccine im calling Joe and fauci to let them know it's safe to open stuff

[james]

Now that i have my vaccine im calling Joe and fauci to let them know it's safe to open stuff

They agreed with me

Americans who are fully vaccinated can go without masks or physical distancing in most cases, even when they are indoors or in large groups, federal officials said Thursday, paving the way for a full reopening of society.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/05/13/cdc-says-fully-vaccinated-americans-no-longer-need-masks-indoors-or-outdoors-most-cases/

On my walk to the vaccine (11 minutes each way) I only passed one person without a mask. Wearing a mask in all situations is still the norm for 97% of people here. Be interesting to see how it will change.

[Joe Molotov]

Covid is canceled; White Boy Summer has officially begun

[Pissy F Benny]

I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again

[BIONIC]

I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again

You ‘ave a right lovely bum, guv 

[james]

I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again

At the airport and the old lady behind me at security was basically trying to climb up my ass

Airport packed

[Nintex]

I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again

At the airport and the old lady behind me at security was basically trying to climb up my ass

Airport packed

If you want people to socially distance at this time and you don't look bad ass just wear a "I <3 Israel" or white Smash Bros. T-shirt. Don't shower for a week for an added effect if you pick the latter.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again

I love old people standing behind me.

 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Did the CDC release any data on the Jesus vax?

https://mobile.twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1392859473971195906

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Got my card laminated yesterday, ready to go out to a bar for the first time in over a year tonight!

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2021-05-14/singapore-moves-back-towards-covid-lockdown-on-rising-cases-video

sorry james, so close

[benjipwns]

No thanks. Social distancing and masks have been great and I don't want to stop either even though I've had both shots. Stay the fuck away from me, magats.

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1393045743548698627

[Rufus]

[Nintex]

No thanks. Social distancing and masks have been great and I don't want to stop either even though I've had both shots. Stay the fuck away from me, magats.

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1393045743548698627

Lock the kids in cages to be sure they don't infect anyone

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.macleans.ca/news/canada-is-about-to-surpass-the-u-s-in-first-doses-of-the-covid-vaccine/

https://globalnews.ca/news/7841461/canada-us-vaccine-rates/

I still haven't been able to book an appointment despite being eligible for a month (but this is kind of my fault for only looking at the local hospital region instead of the provincial booking).   

[james]

Outdoor mask wearing has declined from 95% to 50% in the span of a week

Fauci strikes again

[Madrun Badrun]

https://ourworldindata.org/explorers/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToSelection=true&pickerSort=desc&pickerMetric=total_vaccinations&Interval=Cumulative&Relative+to+Population=true&Align+outbreaks=false&country=CAN~USA&Metric=People+vaccinated

Suck it America

[james]

A massive cold sore has appeared, like a Godzilla attacking the Tokyo of my face.

Mask stays on another week bois

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I decided to start spitting on people again.

[james]

NJ drops mask requirements on the 28th, exactly two weeks after my shot.

My boy Murphy knows whats up

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/1396544753194373121

So you're telling me the creepy ass virus lab in the city this originated from had something to do with this 

Despite overwhelming scientific consensus that the novel coronavirus came from nature, various scientific and pseudo-scientific claims have continued to fan the flames of a conspiracy theory that the virus was engineered in a Chinese lab.

I thought that was all vigorously debunked?

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"Did you hear Alex, the virus came from a lab. It's happening again isn't it"

"Of couse it did, we had the documents months ago"

  "Some people say Fauci approved funding but that is probably a conspiracy right?"

"I give it 3 months Joe"

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[james]

JAMES EXCLUSIVE: Three partners from Wuhan's Main Street Starbucks became sick enough in November 2019 that they sought hospital care, according to a previously undisclosed U.S. intelligence report

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https://twitter.com/SxLongshadow/status/1396852621323870209


 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1397911481660809222

So we went from:

"It was Bats!, everything else is debunked! Stop spreading lies!"

"It may not have been the bats but an accident"

"It was probably an accident at the lab"

"It was maybe an accident at the lab or maybe China deliberately destroyed the world economy and killed millions of people"

[james]

How many people on resetera got banned for racism/conspiracy theories?

[Madrun Badrun]

Got the shot, finally.  But now I have anxiety that people will see my ugly face again. 

[HardcoreRetro]

There's another kind of shot that could solve that problem for you.

[Joe Molotov]

Botox?

[Madrun Badrun]

A gun.

Also, owwy my arm hurts and I want my mommy. 

Also also, I got Moderna: what is the standard number of tentacle growths I should expect? because I already have three that fully articulate and two chubbies.

[Nintex]

With only about 3000 new cases a day our government has announced the end of the lockdown.

Although there will still be some limitations such as bars closing at 10 and a limit to the people allowed into buildings most things will be open by June 5th.

Also also, I got Moderna: what is the standard number of tentacle growths I should expect? because I already have three that fully articulate and two chubbies.

Also Surinam is in a code black lockdown because there's a new strain from Brazil so we're sending vaccines their way in 2 - 3 weeks

[Nintex]

Not only did China cook this up in a lab, they also tried to reverse engineer to make it look like it came into existence naturally.

https://twitter.com/JoshTBoswell/status/1398424294896541696

https://twitter.com/JoshTBoswell/status/1398436947727638529

While analyzing COVID-19 samples last year in an attempt to create a vaccine, Dalgleish and Sørensen discovered 'unique fingerprints' in the virus that they say could only have arisen from manipulation in a laboratory.

[Potato]

SMMFH

[Pissy F Benny]

was right

[Cauliflower Of Love]

While analyzing COVID-19 samples last year in an attempt to create a vaccine, Dalgleish and Sørensen discovered 'unique fingerprints' in the virus that they say could only have arisen from manipulation in a laboratory.

This sounds like the gears in a box theory, except....to prove intervention?

[Transhuman]

I'll believe it when it's more than 2 guys saying it

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/BloombergAU/status/1398676884737638404

One of my clients told me his shipping costs had already gone up from ~2k tot 15k over the course of the pandemic.

[who is ted danson?]

All those 30xx GPUs gonna get the Rona

[Nintex]

Imagine being a human trafficker right now 

[Pissy F Benny]

A good job all the big ones are either dead or being held at GITMO then

[james]

If I was the Chinese president, Id be pretty pissed that the best my bio-weapons scientists could do was a 1% mortality rate.

[Transhuman]

If I was the Chinese president I would apologise on behalf of the government for the Tiananmen Square massacre, but we all have our own style of governance I guess

[james]

How do you apologize for something that didn't happen?

 

[Nintex]

Client at meeting last week: "So me and my new hubby, his son, my son and our new baby now live in this tiny house lol"

Client this week: "Oh noes, son has the COVID really bad this weekend, must've gotten it at school"

Did a quick test myself, negative 

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[remy]

If I was the Chinese president, Id be pretty pissed that the best my bio-weapons scientists could do was a 1% mortality rate.

right? not even licking spencer and albert wesker's boots

[naff]

Not only did China cook this up in a lab, they also tried to reverse engineer to make it look like it came into existence naturally.

https://twitter.com/JoshTBoswell/status/1398424294896541696

https://twitter.com/JoshTBoswell/status/1398436947727638529

While analyzing COVID-19 samples last year in an attempt to create a vaccine, Dalgleish and Sørensen discovered 'unique fingerprints' in the virus that they say could only have arisen from manipulation in a laboratory.

lol, i remember this angus dalgleish guy from 2016 UKIP drama. idk about these dudes, but will be interesting to see if anything comes of it after being properly reviewed. wouldn't put it past an ex UKIP europhobe candidate to embellish the truth related to a foreign power

[naff]

for instance a lead epidemiologist here in NZ employed at auckland university went full covid hoaxer anti-lockdown git despite y'know, being a leading epidemiologist. even after everything that's happened and how well we navigated the pandemic as a country, he and many others that are a part of Voice For Freedom (covid hoaxer, anti lockdown, anti vaccine rollout fucks) are unwilling to accept they were wrong.

anyway, yes, totally normal to leak your unpublished paper to such a reputable source as the DM. their peers in this case are near unanimously skeptical or outright saying they're wrong (and numerous journals have rejected their study) but the daily mail and josh boswell have definitely found the Free Thinkers that will enlighten us to the real conspiracy

[naff]

I'll believe it when it's more than 2 guys saying it

esp 2 guys so desperate for attention they're leaking their paper and giving interviews to the daily mail. im back on the ban nintex wagon

i mean read this conclusion lmao. 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1399760200723226625

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1400074392005193728

Instead of proving the natural evolution theory, the Chinese go on the attack and pretty much admit the theory with dumb communist whataboutism 

Also, Fauci's emails released.
The content is quite worrying.

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https://twitter.com/SharriMarkson/status/1399934149666934784

https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1399925035943485448

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1399850140484177928

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[benjipwns]

Also, Fauci's emails leaked.

No, they didn't. It was a basic FOIA request.

[Nintex]

Indeed it was, I stand corrected.

Still not a good look for the good doctor.
COVID and the response in general seems to caught in a web of corruption and lies anyway.
In our country alone 5.1 billion has gone 'missing' at the health department.

Just recently they found out a guy that pretended to have made PPE deals without making a profit had actually stashed 9 million away in a private account through a newly formed shell company.

[Pissy F Benny]

if fauci is stealing bilions of monies via cybercrimes in the Netherlands, imagine what he's doing in countries that actually matter

[Transhuman]

How do you apologize for something that didn't happen?

 

http://edition.cnn.com/travel/amp/june-fourth-museum-tiananmen-square-hong-kong-cmd/index.html