Mum, mum can I have a birthday party and have all my friend round to play.
For God’s sake son, you’re 36
Please mum. Let me have a birthday party. Jasmine had one and she had a magician.
Son, you have to help me.
I could have a Spider-Man theme. That would be so awesome
I can’t go on with these 14 hour shifts at Amazon
Oooh and a cake, a big choccy woccy one
My back hurts and I can’t walk properly because my feet are in constant agony. Please help me son.
And balloons, and candy, and soda, and pinatas, and a pony