Doxxing Files |OT| Do not use a pandemic to make a platform wars thread

[Snoopycat_]

It’s nice that Kyuji has finally found a “comedian.” Maybe by watching the audience she’ll learn how to mimic simple human behaviour like laughter.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

If you'd studied professional comedy for over a decade, you'd realise that bits actually hilarious, because of the 'rule of three', where you say the same thing three times and it becomes funny


...but despite naming the target of that bit, he makes the same mistake other people do when they draw the line at comedy when it affects them - Ricky Gervais isn't a hack comic, nor is Bill burr or Dave Chapelle, or any of the other comedians you might have heard of, so attributing hack bits like "ATTACK HELCOPTER HURR DURR" to them is like attributing "WHITE MEN DRIVE LIKE BUT BLACK MEN DRIVE LIKE THIS" hack shit to people like Chris Rock or Patrice O'Neill.
If you don't like hack shit, that's fair enough, but don't pretend the people doing hack shit are the famous comedians you want to take a pop at.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60878923

That's a pretty good joke though

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60879829

Still a good joke. Tiger's problems are all of his own making. The jokes write themselves.

I didn't say it wasn't a good joke you dumb bastard 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Banshee McSpook returned from banland to post this in the Constructive Discussion thread:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/constructive-community-discussion.270630/post-60859507

This will be my last post on era I will no longer be on era I have requested my account to be deleted and if this is not done I will also ensure that I will no longer be around by giving my account to a close friend to hold to. I apologize for my statement prior I was not attempting to generalize or hurt anyone with my statements and i respect the decision to ban me for those comments. However to protect my mental health I do not need to be on the forums period. I respect everyone here and only wish for era to succeed in the future good luck everyone and please carry on the torch of good will for me. I believe in you.

With love
-banshee

And the account is now nuked; let the watching for the next account begin, I guess.

That's disappointing. I was a fan.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60878923

 

That's a pretty good joke though

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60879829

 

Still a good joke. Tiger's problems are all of his own making. The jokes write themselves.

I didn't say it wasn't a good joke you dumb bastard 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The sketch: "Transphobic comedians are pretty shitty"
Enlightened poster: "I actually like their stuff"

poster on a forum: here's someone else saying something I now hold as my own belief and offer nothing more than uncritical endorsement
other poster on forum: I have a differing opinion, or an alternative viewpoint that might serve as the basis for discussion

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

whats the deal with potatoe always spudding with everyone?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60878923

 

That's a pretty good joke though

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60879829

 

Still a good joke. Tiger's problems are all of his own making. The jokes write themselves.

I didn't say it wasn't a good joke you dumb bastard 

 

[remy]

whats the deal with potatoe always spudding with everyone?

Queensland

[samir]

Bogan, innit?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mcconnell-on-getting-rid-of-filibuster-we-wouldn’t-just-erase-every-liberal-change-that-hurt-the-country-we’d-strengthen-us-w-conservative-policies.394897/#post-60893590

You fucking got rid of it and stole a Supreme Court seat.  Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up you turtle ass mother fucker.

The *only* thing keeping that party afloat is a 5 point EC lean, a 7 point Senate lean and a 3-4 point House lean due to undemocratic bullshit.   Keep it up fascist supporting fucker. and you'll find out.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-share-your-true-opinions-online.395122/

This threads currently at Stage 2: "On this forum? fuck no, I'd get dogpiled then banned".

Just awaiting one of the Moderators Little Helpers to arrive and escalate to Stage 3: "What exactly can't you say or you would get banned, hhmmmmmm?", before the inevitable Stage 4: Mass Bans, and then Stage 5: Productivity check lock

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sharon-osbourne-would-call-julie-chan-wonton-and-other-slurs-as-well-as-sarah-gilbert-lesbian-fish-eater.395074/



ITT: wow, it seems unlikely that someone could shit talk the CEO of CBS wife and the producer of the show to their face and get away with it, but a bluetick said it so must be true!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/elon-musk-is-selling-a-song-about-nfts-as-an-nft-highest-bid-is-1-million.395077/



imagine saying this about the musk

[zomgee]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60878923

That's a pretty good joke though

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60879829

lol

Why is this post allowed? I mean the man was just in a horrible accident, and people are now allowed to post tasteless jokes like this? If a joke post about LBGTQ was posted, the member would be banned...

You could apply this to everything on that forum lol

why is X allowed? If X about LBGTQ was posted, the member would be banned...

X = criticism
X = anger
X = anything that makes me sad

[Nintex]

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/elon-musk-is-selling-a-song-about-nfts-as-an-nft-highest-bid-is-1-million.395077/

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imagine saying this about the musk

The idea that we're killing the planet and we only have 9 years(?) to sort it out is grade A bullshit anyway.
When have those models accurately predicted 'anything'. They can't even tell us tommorow's weather with 100% accuracy.

Yet I am to believe that exactly 9 years from now the climate dies?
And what if countries like Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Brazil, Africa and Russia continue to do nothing as the doomsday clock starts ticking down. Do we bomb them?

What if Nvidia releases even more powerful 600 watt GPU's to keep up with gaming and crypto mining demand. Does that put the timeline at 5 years?
Have they taken into account the popularity of the Nintendo Switch?

Just plant more trees 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-dependents-who-are-struggling-to-get-1400-stimulus-check-money-from-their-parents.395155/

If your parents are supporting you they should get the money.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60878923

 

That's a pretty good joke though

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2k-games-acquires-hb-studios-multimedia-pga-tour-2k21-and-signs-a-long-term-deal-with-tiger-woods.394753/#post-60879829

 

Still a good joke. Tiger's problems are all of his own making. The jokes write themselves.

I didn't say it wasn't a good joke you dumb bastard 

 

I'm too old to speak emoji fluently.

[Potato]

whats the deal with potatoe always spudding with everyone?

Queensland

Bogan, innit?

I'm in Townsville for work today. I think the North Queenslanders are rubbing off on me.

[FUME5]

Banshee McAlt will be back with a new alt soon.

[Transhuman]

whats the deal with potatoe always spudding with everyone?

Queensland

Bogan, innit?

I'm in Townsville for work today. I think the North Queenslanders are rubbing off on me.

Wow and didn't even tell me

[Potato]

whats the deal with potatoe always spudding with everyone?

Queensland

Bogan, innit?

I'm in Townsville for work today. I think the North Queenslanders are rubbing off on me.

Wow and didn't even tell me

Arrived last night, checked-in to hotel, slept, went to meeting and now about to get on plane. Next time.

[Transhuman]

Guess i'll have to give this The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages for Gameboy Colour to someone else

[BikeJesus]

Hopefully they'll find MAGA ties with this guy, because Asians are getting radicalized by the alt-right. The recent attacks have all been blamed on other minorities and I see plenty of Asians hate on Biden and democrats because they let black people rampage during the protests. Having Trump ties will hopefully wake up some Asians that these people aren't your friends.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-least-8-people-killed-in-shootings-at-3-atlanta-area-spas-up-suspect-caught.395230/post-60945148

These people are fucked in the head.

[remy]

8 people died! hopefully the media can politicise it in my favour!

[FUME5]

Guess i'll have to give this The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages for Gameboy Colour to someone else

You don't even like people, why are you trying to buy potato friends

[Boredfrom]

Why Era never learns to wait and see? They can do everything they already do but they will just wait a confirmation of the suspect and the motives and not just retweeting random people from twitter that claim have photos or not make themselves look like distinguished mentally-challenged fellows if the motive is other.

[Transhuman]

Guess i'll have to give this The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages for Gameboy Colour to someone else

You don't even like people, why are you trying to buy potato friends

Townsville

[Uncle]

Hopefully they'll find MAGA ties with this guy, because Asians are getting radicalized by the alt-right. The recent attacks have all been blamed on other minorities and I see plenty of Asians hate on Biden and democrats because they let black people rampage during the protests. Having Trump ties will hopefully wake up some Asians that these people aren't your friends.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-least-8-people-killed-in-shootings-at-3-atlanta-area-spas-up-suspect-caught.395230/post-60945148

These people are fucked in the head.

Fucking horrific.

And it sucks that we have to stand around and do the due diligence of determining the motive, when it's quite clear to folks who have been paying attention exactly what motivated this.

yeah fuck due process, we can just go with our guts based on surface level analysis and what we really really want to be true in order to serve political goals when 8 people are murdered


this is ghoulish

[Potato]

It worked when they caught the white supremacists that put a noose around Juicy Smoiliet's neck.

[remy]

Honestly when the rub and tug parlors are no longer a safe haven, what place in america is left?  The last sanctuary has fallen

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-dependents-who-are-struggling-to-get-1400-stimulus-check-money-from-their-parents.395155/

If your parents are supporting you they should get the money.

Wait so adult dependents are in the same categories whether you're dependent because of an illness or handicap and if you're just staying home to save money?

Alot of people saying "Yea " to this

Wow.....

[clothedmacuser]

The double standard for white murderers, rapists, and terrorists getting kids’ gloves while everyone else is demeaned, abused, or killed needs to fucking stop.
Shite people like this know that afterward they’ll gently be taken in by sympathetic cops. We are well beyond enough at this point.

Yep, that guy is on easy street.  It's a wonder more white people don't go on shooting sprees just for all the benefits.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-dependents-who-are-struggling-to-get-1400-stimulus-check-money-from-their-parents.395155/

If your parents are supporting you they should get the money.

Wait so adult dependents are in the same categories whether you're dependent because of an illness or handicap and if you're just staying home to save money?

Alot of people saying "Yea " to this

Wow.....

They should just shoot up a Taco Bell.  Then they would be living the high life.

[MMaRsu]

"while you are right that Nintendo needs to create more Black characters"

Why.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-anti-blackness-of-super-smash-bros-ultimate.394207/page-19

"The ANTI BLACKNESS OF SMASH"

 

[joeboy101]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/x-men-glow-up-for-marvels-version-of-the-met-gala.395035/

In this thread, objectifying costumes will be just fine and dandy.

[MMaRsu]

Kyuuji still butthurt about transphobic comedians bill bull and Dave chappelle:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/james-acaster-on-certain-challenging-comedians.394813/

Having just watched two Bill Burr comedy sets last weekend, I dont find this James Acaster dude funny at all. Well based on this small clip anyway.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fox-news-again-obsessing-over-wap-as-cardi-b-annihilates-candace-owens-about-it-on-twitter.395242/

This is the Shakira/Jennifer Lopez pole-dance thing all over again. I'd forgotten they already screeched about Cardi/this song last year, too.

If there's one thing that cuts right to the heart of the conservative bullshit, it's a woman owning her sexuality and doing what she wants, and being damn successful doing it; super especially a PoC.

Cardi B is amazing.

From last year:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/page-333#post-28782644

You know how everyone likes to laugh (or be disgusted) at Xenoblade 2 character design?  Hope you didn't watch the superbowl half time show, this could almost be DLC for the game.  Everything has to keep getting racier and racier I guess (don't forget the twerk off).   At least she has human proportions I suppose, unlike Xenoblade 2.

I think it certainly doesn't help the situation imo when one of the most watched television shows does something like that.  I'm sure people look at that and use it as a bar in some way as what's acceptable.  But it's not just the superbowl, you see that kind of in a lot of prime time media, especially anything to do with modern concerts.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

These are all great. This is my kind of content.

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dat boob window, dose femoral arteries

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Kyuuji still butthurt about transphobic comedians bill bull and Dave chappelle:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/james-acaster-on-certain-challenging-comedians.394813/

Having just watched two Bill Burr comedy sets last weekend, I dont find this James Acaster dude funny at all. Well based on this small clip anyway.

I've seen him be funny before, but that's a weak-ass bit. especially compared to the "one joke" bit that got ricky Gervais shitlisted in the first place, which was a solid joke.

[Snoopycat_]

Not for nothing but the rees just had a summit because of all the racism and bigotry asians deal with on there.

[MMaRsu]

If we are talking funny comedians, why are we not talking about Martin Short?



How legendary (and funny as fuck) is Martin Short/Jiminy Glick?

[bork]

These are all great. This is my kind of content.

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dat boob window, dose femoral arteries

There's too many posts in favor of all those sexualized costumes on the first page.  Need some negative opinions, stat!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/x-men-glow-up-for-marvels-version-of-the-met-gala.395035/page-2#post-60921355

"Well, the original idea was drawing her naked, wearing just the non-sensical high-heels and gloves, but someone said something about 'but then it's just heroes regular costumes painted skin color! That's would be too lazy!'"

And someone tell these guys that storm clouds are not really black. Or maybe she has smoke powers now? It's a long time since I've followed comics.

I straight up want most of these to be permanent.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

If we are talking funny comedians, why are we not talking about Martin Short?



How legendary (and funny as fuck) is Martin Short/Jiminy Glick?

I wasn't really doing DBZ power rankings on comedians as much as just pointing out that it was literally that golden globes joke that got Ricky Gervais TransCancelled to the point that people are praising a not very funny James Acaster bit like its Who's On First.

Also, unspoken in that thread, is all the people fawning over what a hilarious and great comedian he is are literally one anecdote about a clumsy date away from being the first people denouncing him as a piece of shit that they always found creepy and unfunny, c.f. Aziz Ansari

[Potato]

These are all great. This is my kind of content.

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dat boob window, dose femoral arteries

There's too many posts in favor of all those sexualized costumes on the first page.  Need some negative opinions, stat!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/x-men-glow-up-for-marvels-version-of-the-met-gala.395035/page-2#post-60921355

"Well, the original idea was drawing her naked, wearing just the non-sensical high-heels and gloves, but someone said something about 'but then it's just heroes regular costumes painted skin color! That's would be too lazy!'"

And someone tell these guys that storm clouds are not really black. Or maybe she has smoke powers now? It's a long time since I've followed comics.

I straight up want most of these to be permanent.

Of those three designs, one has underboob and one has sideboob. The third has a costume so tight you can see what she had for lunch.

Why are the burka brigade not complaining?

[Pissy F Benny]

its ok when we do/like it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and they're probably not drawn by a japanese man

[close]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and they're probably not drawn by a japanese man

[close]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/12/19/the-curious-tale-of-the-marvel-comics-editor-who-pretended-to-be-a-japanese-writer/

[D3RANG3D]

Really makes you think.

[ldcommando (notthegafone)]

The dude's pic says everything you need to know

[Transhuman]

No when you think about it, everyone else is racist for assuming a guy named Akira Yoshida has to be Japanese.

If he never explicitly said "I am a Japanese man"...

[Transhuman]

Cebulski took his pseudonym to extreme lengths, creating an elaborate backstory for Yoshida and even giving email interviews as him.

nm

[Propagandhim]

If we are talking funny comedians, why are we not talking about Martin Short?



How legendary (and funny as fuck) is Martin Short/Jiminy Glick?

He's the best.  I loved this show.

[Transhuman]

[SmokyDave]

Really wish I’d archived Norm Macdonald Live before it was removed

[Don Rumata]

Really wish I’d archived Norm Macdonald Live before it was removed

https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live

[MMaRsu]

If we are talking funny comedians, why are we not talking about Martin Short?



How legendary (and funny as fuck) is Martin Short/Jiminy Glick?

He's the best.  I loved this show.

Yeah same, and I just discovered through this clip that he interviewed Gervais, Larry David and Seinfeld too in HD..

Gervais: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=253357298377524
Larry David: https://streamable.com/accet

They are worth a watch, especially the Gervais and Larry David ones 

[SmokyDave]

Really wish I’d archived Norm Macdonald Live before it was removed

https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live

Oh you fucking beauty!

Thanks man, I owe you one.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Really wish I’d archived Norm Macdonald Live before it was removed

https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live

 

Resetera level comment section on that site.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disneyland-to-reopen-april-30th.395539/#post-60978388

I will never understand the adult obsession with Disney parks but maybe I’m just a grouch. I can’t imagine standing in line with a mask on in the hot sun to ride something I’ve been on hundreds of times.

Most adults who go to the parks now the tips and tricks on how to not end up waiting in long lines. I go to Disney about 7-8 times a month and I never wait more than 20-30 minutes for anything. Usually I go, have a few drinks and a snack, go on a ride or two and leave. In and out in a few hours.

   

[who is ted danson?]

WTF that is twice a week 

[Don Rumata]

I've never been to any amusement park, aside from those nomad luna park ones, when i was little.
A buddy of mine went to Disneyland Paris once, and i was seething (i was always the poor kid in the group, so i was seething often), but then never got the appeal, past that age (10y old or so).

The only reason i could see someone older than 10 or 12 going, is if you're a teenager bringing their date there or an adult bring their kids.

Not even trying to shame now, just genuinely don't understand what's enjoyable about Mickey Mouse and shit as an adult.
Rollercoasters and Ferris Wheels, fair enough, but you don't need to go to DW for those.