Doxxing Files |OT| Do not use a pandemic to make a platform wars thread

[jorma]

Finna start the narrative that people who play the Switch exclusively docked are incels

eh, if they swoon over a product made for nintenyearolds i'm going to assume they're actually volcels

[Hermit]

The announcement thread is an utter shitshow. Posters are getting hostile and calling out insiders. 

[SmokyDave]

Can't understand why you'd wait with bated breath for a Nintendo hardware revision. Can't understand why they always go through the 'maybe this time it'll be as powerful as *insert much older system* dance' just to be disappointed.

I can understand that Thief Simulator 2 hits the Switch next year, and by golly I might well get myself an OLED model to enjoy it with.

[BIONIC]

The Nintendo thread is consistently at the top of the thread list.

Must be lots of activity on the trans and Palestinian rights front 

[Straight Edge]

$50 more than the launch day price point for a 720p OLED screen (that probably adds next to nothing to the BoM) and 32GB of extra space that will be dwarfed by an SD card anyways. Lol. Switch stays collecting dust for 95% of the year, then.

He's not going to play the switch he already owns because he's not buying the new one?

 

[Uncle]

The announcement thread is an utter shitshow. Posters are getting hostile and calling out insiders. 

link poast

[Uncle]

fine I'll do it

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-switch-oled-model-announcement-trailer-releasing-on-october-8.452899/page-45#post-68911594

[Uncle]

how can one man be so correct while also disgustingly slobbering over mod knobs

[Don Rumata]

I want "insiders" dragged because they're annoying primadonna cunts, not because the Switch Pro isn't real.

[Klelk]

Mods can determine how much alcohol is safe to drink while driving but can't tell if insiders are legit 

[Snoopycat_]

BDubs terrified that the loonies will eventually figure out Ree has no insiders

[Uncle]

BDubs terrified that the loonies will eventually figure out Ree has no insiders

technically everyone posting at era is an insider

[Vertigo]

That 'new' Switch announce thread was at 50 pages within 2 hours

 

The 'insiders' will have to duck down for a few months

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-the-super-nintendo-switch-supports-dlss-it-is-going-to-be-more-technologically-advanced-than-series-x-and-ps5.433043/

If the Super Nintendo Switch supports DLSS, it is going to be more technologically advanced than Series X and PS5

 

Now the thread is just butthurt Nintendo fans and mods upset that someone bumped the thread.

 

[joeboy101]

That 'new' Switch announce thread was at 50 pages within 2 hours

 

The 'insiders' will have to duck down for a few months

I think you overestimate how much crouching their knees can take.

[joeboy101]

The announcement thread is an utter shitshow. Posters are getting hostile and calling out insiders. 

It’s highlarious the sheer number of posters that thought that handheld from Nintendo would have 4K HDR. Like really?

[HaughtyFrank]

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how can one man be so correct while also disgustingly slobbering over mod knobs

It doesn't matter, the rhetoric is ridiculous compared to what perceived offense they committed. You don't come out talking about purging people over posts on a hardcore enthusiast toy forum

Red Mercury suddenly upset about the idea of banning people 

[Joe Molotov]

That 'new' Switch announce thread was at 50 pages within 2 hours

 

The 'insiders' will have to duck down for a few months

[BIONIC]

BDubs terrified that the loonies will eventually figure out Ree has no insiders

technically everyone posting at era is an insider

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Bore posters: 

[joeboy101]

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how can one man be so correct while also disgustingly slobbering over mod knobs

It doesn't matter, the rhetoric is ridiculous compared to what perceived offense they committed. You don't come out talking about purging people over posts on a hardcore enthusiast toy forum

Red Mercury suddenly upset about the idea of banning people 

Nah, its all in the service of protecting mods. Every word he types is to cover for them.

 

[Rahxephon91]

Still waiting on Silent Hill PS5 era insiders.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I still love how merc both compliments and shits all over the mods/forum at the same time.

[Ghoul]

Merc has decided he no longer wants to be a mod. Carnage for all.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-the-super-nintendo-switch-supports-dlss-it-is-going-to-be-more-technologically-advanced-than-series-x-and-ps5.433043/

If the Super Nintendo Switch supports DLSS, it is going to be more technologically advanced than Series X and PS5

 

Now the thread is just butthurt Nintendo fans and mods upset that someone bumped the thread.

 

what the fuck would be wrong with just letting people have a laugh? why do the mods have to lock this

[Uncle]

the first reply to the bump

[Nintex]

Nintendo realized that Metroid DREAD would be a big success so they made sure to release another product to blame Sakamoto for poor results.

[BisMarckie]

This new Nintendo hardware revision will be awesome!

Just like the N64DD, the 3DSXL and WiiMotion Plus it will be a gamechanger!

[paprikastaude]

That 'new' Switch announce thread was at 50 pages within 2 hours

 

The 'insiders' will have to duck down for a few months

Nothing easier than to redeem yourself as a Nintendie "insider". Because the prominent ones are never right, they just tell manbabies what they want to hear. Digital Foundry a few months back claimed that the Switch upgrade would be marginal and they were attacked for it. But if someone with a non-existing track record would claim that Nintendo is funding Half Life 3, they'd be remembered as a strong journalist and be made admin of resetti. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-the-super-nintendo-switch-supports-dlss-it-is-going-to-be-more-technologically-advanced-than-series-x-and-ps5.433043/

If the Super Nintendo Switch supports DLSS, it is going to be more technologically advanced than Series X and PS5

 

Dear nintenyearolds, it's been 20 years since Nintendo made actual strong and praiseworthy consoles like Gamecube. Fisherprice hardware with repackaged Mario ROMs is what you buy, that's what you get.

[BikeJesus]

I got a notification on my phone this morning to an article on the new switch. I knew it was going to be a good day when the article mentioned the OLED screen, and then followed it with info about the upgraded kickstand.

Fucking Nintendies. Shitting up every thread about DLSS for the past year with their fantasy wank, only to have it all come crashing down.

[HaughtyFrank]

Because it's become a distraction, we want to address the earlier staff post about insiders; the concern was that certain callouts were feeding a frenzy beyond the site and could lead to harassment. There weren't a lot of staff available when it was made, and the wording of the post was too broad. Nobody was banned following the post and the intention wasn't to say that "insiders" should be beyond criticism, so this was a mistake in communication. This was done with good intentions but was not handled by staff who usually deal with "insider posting" and wasn't consistent with our usual approach.

Resident doxxer Hecht worried that a thread on resetera could lead to off site harassment 

[Uncle]

throwing poor redcrayon under the bus 

[Joe Molotov]

at 15W, the Aya Neo can play Cyberpunk at 30fps. it's not a crazy idea for a port, especially with DLSS. it'd be Pro exclusive though

Well yeah, clearly. I mean let's not be ridiculous, of course Cyberpunk would have to be Switch Pro exclusive.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Just realized that those white Joy-Con likely won't be sold separately, so if you're not a fan of those colors and just want double grey instead you can likely sell 'em for well over the usual MSRP of Joy-Cons, meaning you can offset the extra $50 the system costs over the standard hardware.

It's almost like Nintendo is giving you money on this deal.

 

[Nintex]

I've voted with my wallet and cancelled my Skyward Sword Joy Con pre-order 

[D3RANG3D]

No gigglebits or whimsy core upgrades? 

[NegativeCrepe]

someone who calls themself a sneak fuck lied, I am shocked

[Lonewulfeus]

at 15W, the Aya Neo can play Cyberpunk at 30fps. it's not a crazy idea for a port, especially with DLSS. it'd be Pro exclusive though

Well yeah, clearly. I mean let's not be ridiculous, of course Cyberpunk would have to be Switch Pro exclusive.

What happened to Trans rights are Human rights?!

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/robocop-rogue-city-announced-for-pc-and-consoles-coming-2023-developed-by-teyon-developers-of-terminator-resistance.453091/#post-68931583

I really love the original RoboCop, and Terminator Resistance was surprisingly decent, but I can't deny that I feel a bit weird seeing a new RoboCop in light of the reality of modern day policing. I just want to know where this game is coming from, and I want to hear the developer's thoughts on politics and satire. That's important information for me.

 

[Raist]

The new Switch looks to be just a regular Switch but with an OLED screen. Over a year of Nintendies arguing about the "Switch Pro" having DLSS and getting all the latest UE5 games 

Nintendo fans once again underestimated how cheap Nintendo can be.
Now let's see how all those Nintendo "insiders" scurry away like roaches 

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Ssshhhhhh this never happened.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/robocop-rogue-city-announced-for-pc-and-consoles-coming-2023-developed-by-teyon-developers-of-terminator-resistance.453091/#post-68931583

I really love the original RoboCop, and Terminator Resistance was surprisingly decent, but I can't deny that I feel a bit weird seeing a new RoboCop in light of the reality of modern day policing. I just want to know where this game is coming from, and I want to hear the developer's thoughts on politics and satire. That's important information for me.

 

ITT I learned that RoboCop is actually a pro-police film...
 

[Nintex]

[HaughtyFrank]

The new Switch looks to be just a regular Switch but with an OLED screen. Over a year of Nintendies arguing about the "Switch Pro" having DLSS and getting all the latest UE5 games 

Nintendo fans once again underestimated how cheap Nintendo can be.
Now let's see how all those Nintendo "insiders" scurry away like roaches 

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Ssshhhhhh this never happened.

he deleted it and claims it was a joke 

It was "jokey speculation" and not actual reporting. It was obviously a joke, you guys just didn't get it.
And when he was constantly tweeting about "the upcoming Switch Pro" then he wasn't the one "actually reporting" it, nuh uh.

tl;dr: never admit that you were wrong and shift the blame.

Later the man himself appears:

This thread is a good example of why I rarely post here anymore. To those of you tagging me, please stop.

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/robocop-rogue-city-announced-for-pc-and-consoles-coming-2023-developed-by-teyon-developers-of-terminator-resistance.453091/#post-68931583

I really love the original RoboCop, and Terminator Resistance was surprisingly decent, but I can't deny that I feel a bit weird seeing a new RoboCop in light of the reality of modern day policing. I just want to know where this game is coming from, and I want to hear the developer's thoughts on politics and satire. That's important information for me.

 

ITT I learned that RoboCop is actually a pro-police film...
 

A brain on slacktivism is unable to comprehend any form of media that doesn't come with a "TRUMP IS BAD" banner included.

[Raist]

This one is pretty good too.

[Raist]

Later the man himself appears:

This thread is a good example of why I rarely post here anymore. To those of you tagging me, please stop.

"Don't call my bullshit out "


What makes this even more hilarious is that he's been tagged exactly twice, out of 3,500+ posts

Much harassment

[NekoFever]

The Nintendo thread is consistently at the top of the thread list.

Must be lots of activity on the trans and Palestinian rights front 

They’ve dropped Free Palestine from the new thread.

Aw, was hoping Free Palestine would stay in the title.

+ Free Palestine

Does Palestine not matter anymore either? I don’t get this topic.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-general-discussion-ot-25-im-oled-you-finish-but-trans-rights-are-human-rights.453169/

Can’t believe they freed Palestine in the span of one thread 

Edit: lol at the above

[Potato]

Later the man himself appears:

This thread is a good example of why I rarely post here anymore. To those of you tagging me, please stop.

"Don't call my bullshit out "


What makes this even more hilarious is that he's been tagged exactly twice, out of 3,500+ posts

Much harassment

What a shit cunt.

[Joe Molotov]

You can have Free Palestine or you can have a bad pun based on a decade old pop culture reference, but you can’t have both.

[benjipwns]

[Raist]

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"Does it connect to your phone for voice chat?"

[Lonewulfeus]

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"Does it connect to your phone for voice chat?"

You can join an Xbox party chat through the Xbox app on your phone.

[Uncle]

You can have Free Palestine or you can have a bad pun based on a decade old pop culture reference, but you can’t have both.

 

[HaughtyFrank]

The Nintendo thread is consistently at the top of the thread list.

Must be lots of activity on the trans and Palestinian rights front 

They’ve dropped Free Palestine from the new thread.

Aw, was hoping Free Palestine would stay in the title.

+ Free Palestine

Does Palestine not matter anymore either? I don’t get this topic.

The rescue effort has been restarted

Nintendo General Discussion |OT25| I'm OLED You Finish, But... (Trans Rights Are Human Rights + Free Palestine)

Now it's time for someone to ask why Black lives and Asian lives don't matter to them anymore

[Pissy F Benny]

that has to be some of the lamest slacktivism I've ever seen

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

They added it back to the title, but didn’t readd the paragraph to the op. You ain’t slick B3llydrum.

[Uncle]

Nintendo General Discussion |OT59| Schreier? I hardly even knew 'er! (Trans Rights Are Human Rights + Free Palestine + Ban the Taliban + Reparations Matter + Fuck 47 + Fuck 12 + CRT/HRT for Thee and Me)

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[pgtl_10]

That 'new' Switch announce thread was at 50 pages within 2 hours

 

The 'insiders' will have to duck down for a few months

Nothing easier than to redeem yourself as a Nintendie "insider". Because the prominent ones are never right, they just tell manbabies what they want to hear. Digital Foundry a few months back claimed that the Switch upgrade would be marginal and they were attacked for it. But if someone with a non-existing track record would claim that Nintendo is funding Half Life 3, they'd be remembered as a strong journalist and be made admin of resetti. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-the-super-nintendo-switch-supports-dlss-it-is-going-to-be-more-technologically-advanced-than-series-x-and-ps5.433043/

If the Super Nintendo Switch supports DLSS, it is going to be more technologically advanced than Series X and PS5

 

Dear nintenyearolds, it's been 20 years since Nintendo made actual strong and praiseworthy consoles like Gamecube. Fisherprice hardware with repackaged Mario ROMs is what you buy, that's what you get.

People hated the purple lunchbox.

[FUME5]

It's all just so fucking stupid.

[tiesto]

Nintendo General Discussion |OT59| Schreier? I hardly even knew 'er! (Trans Rights Are Human Rights + Free Palestine + Ban the Taliban + Reparations Matter + Fuck 47 + Fuck 12 + CRT/HRT for Thee and Me)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Mamma-milker-mia!