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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #240 on: March 12, 2020, 02:24:29 PM »
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Dow is back down 1,600 points as Fed intervention causes just a temporary respite from selling

It lasted only minutes. ::)



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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #241 on: March 12, 2020, 02:25:09 PM »
I'm interested to read all the opinion pieces in the Wall Street Journal about investor confidence during a public health crisis, and why stimulus isn't working, without once addressing the American public's confidence in its private healthcare system.

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« Reply #242 on: March 12, 2020, 02:29:02 PM »
My Disney puts are back up 610.10%

Get fucked fed.
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« Reply #243 on: March 12, 2020, 02:29:49 PM »
My accidental UA puts are up 744.42%  :larry
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #244 on: March 12, 2020, 02:31:28 PM »
My accidental UA puts are up 744.42%  :larry

 :lol To be fair, I guess athletic wear is a non-essential.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #245 on: March 12, 2020, 02:31:46 PM »
My accidental UA puts are up 744.42%  :larry

"My accidental Under Armor puts are up seven hundred and forty percent."

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #246 on: March 12, 2020, 02:32:25 PM »
I would have sold these options immediately for these returns. But then again, that's why I don't run an international brokerage firm.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #247 on: March 12, 2020, 02:32:31 PM »
Do they sponsor the NBA or something? What am I missing here
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #248 on: March 12, 2020, 02:33:49 PM »
How is it a mystery to you why airlines are bleeding out the ass? :dead
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« Reply #249 on: March 12, 2020, 02:34:03 PM »
I would have sold these options immediately for these returns. But then again, that's why I don't run an international brokerage firm.

It feels silly to sell at less than 1,000% gain
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« Reply #250 on: March 12, 2020, 02:34:09 PM »
Do they sponsor the NBA or something? What am I missing here

They weren't doing well prior to this event, it's just compounded turmoil.

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« Reply #251 on: March 12, 2020, 02:34:32 PM »
How is it a mystery to you why airlines are bleeding out the ass? :dead

UA is under armor you fool. I thought I was buying United Airlines but I wasnt

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« Reply #252 on: March 12, 2020, 02:36:06 PM »
Oh :lol

All consumer goods are going to be hit hard but it looks like UA has been underperforming for years and just posted some really bad returns. I can't believe you made a great bet against a company you didn't even know was doing bad :rofl
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« Reply #253 on: March 12, 2020, 02:37:40 PM »
I wonder how much of the UA movement are idiots like me and shosty who think we're getting a deal on United Airlines puts  :doge

It happened with Zoom over and over again
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #254 on: March 12, 2020, 02:39:17 PM »
Remember when 1,000 points was a big number

Now we dropping 2,000 and it's just another weekday
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« Reply #255 on: March 12, 2020, 02:41:02 PM »
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?
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« Reply #256 on: March 12, 2020, 02:42:57 PM »
a supply-side recession mixed with dangerously low-interest rates that removed the market's inherent risk of relying on debt which led to an exponential growth in global debt, so what could possibly go wrong with the feds ready to set interest rates well past zero despite the inevitable demand shock that will send inflation numbers spiraling in march? clearly the fed knows that they have neither the ammunition nor tools to combat a global pandemic and they could've possibly used up all their ammunition in dealing with inflation

the fed is shook and you should be too  :ufup

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #257 on: March 12, 2020, 02:44:58 PM »
I'm not worried about inflation, the only other choice is people starving to death and debt deflation. I guess creditors would be worried about inflation though... fuck em :heh
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« Reply #258 on: March 12, 2020, 02:45:33 PM »
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?

https://www.barrons.com/articles/zoom-video-downloads-spike-but-stock-valuation-remains-high-51584026978

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« Reply #259 on: March 12, 2020, 02:49:02 PM »
Im leaning no on the August ZM puts, way too pricey

Theyre trading at $111 right now and a put for $85 on August 21 costs 12.30 a pop

Thats too much right?



Edit: see above, apparently the big wigs have a target of $110 long term, close call on this one  :whew
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #260 on: March 12, 2020, 02:56:10 PM »
I'm not worried about inflation, the only other choice is people starving to death and debt deflation. I guess creditors would be worried about inflation though... fuck em :heh

I don't remember where I read it, but I read a piece how post WWI style turbo-inflation would save the middle class.  :doge

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« Reply #261 on: March 12, 2020, 02:57:00 PM »
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?

Im leaning no on the August ZM puts, way too pricey

Theyre trading at $111 right now and a put for $85 on August 21 costs 12.30 a pop

Thats too much right?



Edit: see above, apparently the big wigs have a target of $110 long term, close call on this one  :whew


Corona rolling over in August?

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #262 on: March 12, 2020, 02:59:46 PM »
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?

Im leaning no on the August ZM puts, way too pricey

Theyre trading at $111 right now and a put for $85 on August 21 costs 12.30 a pop

Thats too much right?



Edit: see above, apparently the big wigs have a target of $110 long term, close call on this one  :whew


Corona rolling over in August?

China solved their issues in about 4 months.

So I think 6 months for the US to get their shit together is a good call right?
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #263 on: March 12, 2020, 03:02:44 PM »
I don't know.  I get the feeling that a worldwide virus this contagious, where world leaders are saying that 70% of their citizenry will be infected won't likely be solved by August.  I'm a nobody, though.  I have no idea. 

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #264 on: March 12, 2020, 03:14:55 PM »
i'm not an expert but this is how i read into those numbers: 70% will be infected by god knows which strain and despite coronaviruses having a low mutation rate compared to say the flu, they still mutate, so yea, we're fucked

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #265 on: March 12, 2020, 04:08:39 PM »
I divested myself near the bottom in the last 30 minutes. On a $450 investment, I sold for about $950, pretty decent ROI.

Have NO idea what will happen tomorrow. The next six months will suck for the economy.

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« Reply #266 on: March 12, 2020, 04:11:29 PM »
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« Reply #267 on: March 12, 2020, 04:35:20 PM »
WSB told me to buy puts on Live Nation, which I did

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All domestic and international touring shows produced by the companies are postponed

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« Reply #268 on: March 12, 2020, 04:35:48 PM »
My headcanon is that james is actually a highly successful stocks broker and is just messing with us.

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« Reply #269 on: March 12, 2020, 04:41:41 PM »
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« Reply #270 on: March 12, 2020, 04:43:34 PM »
Never forget who believed in you the whole time james!

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« Reply #271 on: March 12, 2020, 04:44:49 PM »
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« Reply #272 on: March 12, 2020, 04:45:34 PM »
Did I ever mention how james is my close and personal friend?  :-*

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« Reply #273 on: March 12, 2020, 05:09:10 PM »
awww yeah :pimp
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« Reply #274 on: March 12, 2020, 05:45:41 PM »
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« Reply #275 on: March 12, 2020, 06:00:31 PM »
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« Reply #276 on: March 12, 2020, 06:02:25 PM »
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« Reply #277 on: March 12, 2020, 06:05:07 PM »
nintex keeps winning  :patel

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« Reply #278 on: March 12, 2020, 07:02:52 PM »
If 5 people pm me 100 each, i can give Nintex 500.

And then if the 5 of you get 5 additional people each to pm me 100, you will each get 500

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #279 on: March 13, 2020, 09:26:59 AM »
Stonks go down stonks go up. Not looking again until Tuesday
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« Reply #280 on: March 13, 2020, 02:34:14 PM »
Just do it blind and drunk  :birb
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« Reply #281 on: March 13, 2020, 04:01:41 PM »
Fuck i tried to buy some NCL puts at 3:59pm to take advantage of the pump and the fucking website froze on me

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« Reply #282 on: March 13, 2020, 04:02:18 PM »
Get some of these corona test companies that are giving up parking lot.
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« Reply #283 on: March 13, 2020, 04:04:52 PM »
DOW went up almost 1,000 points during that idiotic press conference

 :dead :dead :dead :dead

The market is full of imbeciles

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« Reply #284 on: March 13, 2020, 04:05:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1238556513708453889

BOOM, back in business bois  8)

NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN  :rejoice
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« Reply #285 on: March 13, 2020, 04:08:04 PM »
It was the biggest sale on puts in a generation and the fucking website didnt let me submit the order
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« Reply #287 on: March 13, 2020, 04:26:48 PM »
If you cared about ethics you wouldn’t have gotten into options trading in the first place :trumps

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« Reply #288 on: March 13, 2020, 04:29:52 PM »
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/

I mean it's an internet post, but the way it's worded: Highly likely, but highly unlikely to prove.

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« Reply #289 on: March 13, 2020, 04:34:21 PM »
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/

No, because he didn't have any inside information. He just deduced what was about to happen using information that was available to everyone.

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« Reply #290 on: March 13, 2020, 04:50:35 PM »
If you cared about ethics you wouldn’t have gotten into options trading in the first place :trumps

I care about tendies

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« Reply #291 on: March 13, 2020, 05:22:19 PM »
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/

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ALL CRUISES ARE SOLD OUT, = THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE..LITERALLY JUST AN HOUR AGO EVERY ROOM CLASS WAS AVAILABLE, JUST TRIED TO BOOK ONM WEBSITE, ANNOUNCEMENT GOING TO HAPPEN SOON. MEANING THEY ARE CANCELING NCL CRUISES GOOOOOO.. . IVE BEEN TRYING TO BOOK A CRUISE LIKE AN AUTIST ALL DAY WAITING FOR A DISCOUNT, JUST NOW THEY MADE IT UNAVAILABLE TO BOOK ANYTHING.

You're taking investment advice from people gambling with their life.

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« Reply #292 on: March 14, 2020, 09:30:20 AM »
Both PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series Xbox X X are moved to the first half of 2021 and an announcement will follow within a month.

Time to bet against the vidya James  :mynicca
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #293 on: March 15, 2020, 05:23:57 PM »
Someone tell me if the feds fucked me
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #294 on: March 15, 2020, 05:25:52 PM »
stonks will go up because of a temporary boost in confidence so just hold on until businesses start posting more fat losses.
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« Reply #295 on: March 15, 2020, 05:28:01 PM »
stonks will go up because of a temporary boost in confidence so just hold on until businesses start posting more fat losses.

So selling my March 17 puts early and going all in on April was the right move?
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« Reply #296 on: March 15, 2020, 05:33:30 PM »
Yes, and I hope you did it on margin, too.
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« Reply #297 on: March 15, 2020, 05:34:48 PM »
Yes, and I hope you did it on margin, too.

Im not a gambler dude. I just want safe gains.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #299 on: March 15, 2020, 06:50:27 PM »
Hit the down limit

The feds have no power here
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