Took apart my pc after updating mobo, ssd, psu, and cpu and basically rewired it, checked each individual dimm by running off one stick only for at least 30 minutes, and *knock on wood* everything is working now. Maybe I had a loose connection somewhere or something, but I've been able to update windows and the drivers on my 1080ti (praise be unto Allah that fucker is still in working order considering everything going on) so in another day or two, I can start using this laptop as a back up solution only, which is good because a 4 core intel laptop cpu is not ideal in the year of our lord, 2021.