Trump runs for president
Trump wins republican nomination
Biden nominates Trump to supreme court
Trump takes the offer and his VP, the pillow guy, loses 20-80
Biden expands supreme court by 4 new members, puts in age limit of 65
Checkmate conservs
Trump "runs" for President
Ted Cruz runs for President, so do about 20 other Republicans including Mike Lindell, Mike Flynn, Mike Pence and Mike Pompeo
MSM wants Trump's take on it, all day every day, considering he isn't running
After Pence bows out and Pompeo dies of OMEGA COVID, Lindell and Cruz are still tied. Cruz proposes a coin flip but Lindell does not trust such black magic
Trump announces "THE CANDIDATE" for TRUTH TV so the public and a panel of judges can decide if Lindell or Cruz gets the GOP nomination.
RINO's protest that this is against the rules but nobody cares what they think.
Meanwhile with the OMEGA COVID strain running rampant the Democrats have decided to mostly campaign in META.
They report on the engagement of voters with KAMAMETA the META avatar of their candidate Kamala Harris and METABUELA the avatar of VP candidate Hillary.