Post 1 Post 2Some Sheriff thinks burglars should be shot. Thread is struggling with people agreeing.
This thread is so ridiculously full of alpha projecting testosterone my god.
It's raining men
Hallelujah It's raining men
This dopey cunt

I'm woken by the missus. It's 03:24, Tuesday. She asks me if I heard the noise downstairs. Before I answer, another noise nullifies the question. That ain't the cat. That ain't the kid. Shit. That's an adult. In my house. They're coming for my baby. Run, quick, need to get across the hallway. Don't forget the [REDACTED] from the bedside draw. Gotta get the kid. Watch out for top of the stairs, everything else waits until kid. Wish I'd told wife to call the Po while I sort this, hope she's sussed it on her own. Did kid hear it? Thank FUCK the missus isn't shouting. There's kid. Thank fuck. Shout down stairs. Gauge reaction. Prepare for literal death before anyone gets to kid.....
....SHIT. Realise that some twat on the 'net thinks that instead of my tall, muscular, and intimidating presence, I should've sent the missus to sort it. Guilt crashes into me overwhelming my every sense as I spin and spiral into an introversive crisis scrabbling for a safe handhold but then Elon has Twitter now and ohgodplease....
T W A T .