the only thing that could make it even better if if JKR spontaneously says she takes it all back (not that there's anything to take back), and that anything said previously that may have seemed negative towards trans people is now fully disavowed, she welcomes her brothers, sisters and theythers, and donate a million to mermaids or some shit
only because they would all double down and not accept it for one second and look even more insane for continuing to hold a grudge against a fully-on-board ally, who donated to your cause, and whose game features a trans-friendly character creator and trans character, one of the most progressive games ever
"Yeah, you could say, I was just....."
JK'ing". "
And everyone laughs and we all eat pie together. And then in the middle of the pie eating she goes, "Nah, but for real,
fuck yall mothafuckas."
And people start gagging and choking on the pie, "Huzzuhh wha?!? She genocided us, then stopped genociding us which was dope, and then did the 'ol genocide switcheroo and went back to killing us which is NOT okay."
And then she points to her eye and winks, and goes, "WINK!" like she says it out loud. Like a total psycho bitch. hell yeah. She might say something like, "Nobody JKs as much as top-bitch JK Rowling." And then shoots someone in the head with a glock like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I mean there's a lot that can happen here. Spitballing, ya know? Just spitballing.
....is this thing still on?
