Planetsmasher’s been studying the prominent’s guidebook
I just need to know that I'm not the only person who has literally nothing to look forward to anymore.
Chapter 5. How to handle criticism from civilians.
You are prominent. You are special. You are popular. 90 posts a day is an achievement you can be proud of.
However, as much as we can do to protect you sometimes bad actors get through the net. It’s rare, but it can happen.
Here are some situations to be aware of -
1. You posted a thoughtful, well reasoned criticism of a game and some civilian has accused you of being a whiny bitch. Now the other ingrates are mocking you. What to do? Easy. Abandon the thread. Wait for 12 hours then make another thread about how terrible everything is and show all those h8rs how totally not butthurt you are.
2. You made a humorous, uplifting post about your dad’s Chinese meal. Someone accused you of racism. Oh no. What should you do? Simple. Wait for 9 hours then make a thread about feeling blue because people don’t appreciate your humour. Be sure to pepper it with amusing anecdotes of your horrifying life.
3. You notice the plebs are discussing a comedian they like. This is it. 25 years in the game. It’s your time to shine! But oh no, 40 posts later and no one has quoted your witty insights. You used all the popular phrases like national treasure and yass king, but somehow the riff raff haven’t responded with their usual cap doffing sycophancy. What do? Simple. Wait 14 hours then make a totally unrelated thread about your 40 years of stand up night class. Be sure to include 94 reasons why you are actually funnier than every major comedian. Highlight these with hilarious tales of your horrifying existence.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-anyone-else-having-trouble-seeing-a-future-for-this-hobby.607914/