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Anyone have that clown porn that they were talking about in the k2 thread?
Quote from: MMaRsu on February 10, 2009, 11:49:24 AMQuote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2009, 11:45:26 AMQuote from: Fresh Prince on February 10, 2009, 07:00:01 AMhttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351795&page=3Gayest shit I ever heard...fistfull has the worst taste in women. That shit is borderline pedo, considering the pre-pubescent nature of most of the chicks he likes Hey PD you'll probably know where I can find that song right? Seeing as you're into hiphop as well.. Isn't it from Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood?I dunno if it's on an album, or whether the movie has a soundtrack. Limewire/torrents will probably have it
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2009, 11:45:26 AMQuote from: Fresh Prince on February 10, 2009, 07:00:01 AMhttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351795&page=3Gayest shit I ever heard...fistfull has the worst taste in women. That shit is borderline pedo, considering the pre-pubescent nature of most of the chicks he likes Hey PD you'll probably know where I can find that song right? Seeing as you're into hiphop as well..
Quote from: Fresh Prince on February 10, 2009, 07:00:01 AMhttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351795&page=3Gayest shit I ever heard...fistfull has the worst taste in women. That shit is borderline pedo, considering the pre-pubescent nature of most of the chicks he likes
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351795&page=3Gayest shit I ever heard...
Quote from: diunx on February 10, 2009, 11:14:27 AMAnyone have that clown porn that they were talking about in the k2 thread?http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn.php
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WOW, that controversial? is it at least good?If it's a good movie then I'll bite my lip like a bitch and take it like a man.
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML
I just fell down the stairs. I hate fucking stairs. :'(
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 06:50:12 PMI just fell down the stairs. I hate fucking stairs. :'(At least you're not a virgin.
Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 10, 2009, 07:08:57 PMQuote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 06:50:12 PMI just fell down the stairs. I hate fucking stairs. :'(At least you're not a virgin. :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 08:08:05 PMQuote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 10, 2009, 07:08:57 PMQuote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 06:50:12 PMI just fell down the stairs. I hate fucking stairs. :'(At least you're not a virgin. :'( :'( :'( oh.. sorry dudeI'm in the same boat, but at least you aren't too shy to get a girl.
Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 10, 2009, 08:14:04 PMQuote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 08:08:05 PMQuote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 10, 2009, 07:08:57 PMQuote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 06:50:12 PMI just fell down the stairs. I hate fucking stairs. :'(At least you're not a virgin. :'( :'( :'( oh.. sorry dudeI'm in the same boat, but at least you aren't too shy to get a girl. :'( You're so mean! :'( :'( :'(
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Today, I went shopping at JCrew and got in line. When It was my turn, the cute cashier asked for my number. I responded "oh, I have a boyfriend." The cashier's response was "I need your number so JCrew can send you coupons." FML
I just fell down the stairs.
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 06:50:12 PMI just fell down the stairs.Is that what you have to say when you and your boyfriend are out in public?
The Killzone 2 gaf thread is up.9 posts this time, not so bad
Quote from: Purple Filth on February 11, 2009, 02:26:32 AMThe Killzone 2 gaf thread is up.9 posts this time, not so badIf anyone doesn't think that guy is a viral i feel bad for them I can see Metal Gear Solid 4, because the fan base is crazy, but Resistance 2 and Killzone 2? No one actully give a shit about them.
He works for a viral marketing company, but he's not a viral marketer! He's doing this just for fun!All his pictures are hosted on the marketing company's web site, but he's not a viral marketer! He's just an amateur who loves games who happens to work at a viral marketing firm that lets him host all the pictures for his forum posts!
That's a much better official thread than the previous ones. Could have been trimmed down to about half without losing much, but still... much more air in it. Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on February 11, 2009, 02:47:31 AMHe works for a viral marketing company, but he's not a viral marketer! He's doing this just for fun!All his pictures are hosted on the marketing company's web site, but he's not a viral marketer! He's just an amateur who loves games who happens to work at a viral marketing firm that lets him host all the pictures for his forum posts!You guys have spat so much paranoid foam about yourselves that you've forgotten the basic concepts of viral marketing. If this is paid marketing, which I see no evidence of it being, it's not fucking viral. And that fucking "firm" he is working for is little more than a freelance firm, if the "jobs" are anything to go by.
Quote from: duckman2000 on February 11, 2009, 03:32:46 AMThat's a much better official thread than the previous ones. Could have been trimmed down to about half without losing much, but still... much more air in it. Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on February 11, 2009, 02:47:31 AMHe works for a viral marketing company, but he's not a viral marketer! He's doing this just for fun!All his pictures are hosted on the marketing company's web site, but he's not a viral marketer! He's just an amateur who loves games who happens to work at a viral marketing firm that lets him host all the pictures for his forum posts!You guys have spat so much paranoid foam about yourselves that you've forgotten the basic concepts of viral marketing. If this is paid marketing, which I see no evidence of it being, it's not fucking viral. And that fucking "firm" he is working for is little more than a freelance firm, if the "jobs" are anything to go by.It's not paranoid. What he's doing is advertising, plain and simple. There's no two ways about it. He might not be a paid shill, but he is a shill.And it won't be long before some game company decides to throw Old Bruce a few bucks to do an official thread for its hot new game.Are you a moderator at GAF? If so, I liked your site when it actively encouraged discussion and not the mindless spooging over games you see in certain "official" threads.
Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on February 11, 2009, 03:54:52 AMQuote from: duckman2000 on February 11, 2009, 03:32:46 AMThat's a much better official thread than the previous ones. Could have been trimmed down to about half without losing much, but still... much more air in it. Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on February 11, 2009, 02:47:31 AMHe works for a viral marketing company, but he's not a viral marketer! He's doing this just for fun!All his pictures are hosted on the marketing company's web site, but he's not a viral marketer! He's just an amateur who loves games who happens to work at a viral marketing firm that lets him host all the pictures for his forum posts!You guys have spat so much paranoid foam about yourselves that you've forgotten the basic concepts of viral marketing. If this is paid marketing, which I see no evidence of it being, it's not fucking viral. And that fucking "firm" he is working for is little more than a freelance firm, if the "jobs" are anything to go by.It's not paranoid. What he's doing is advertising, plain and simple. There's no two ways about it. He might not be a paid shill, but he is a shill.And it won't be long before some game company decides to throw Old Bruce a few bucks to do an official thread for its hot new game.Are you a moderator at GAF? If so, I liked your site when it actively encouraged discussion and not the mindless spooging over games you see in certain "official" threads.So, sites that enthusiasts/hobbyists create to talk about their favorite hobbies, and sometimes specific products for those hobbies, that's then advertising too? Blogs dedicated to special interests, also advertising? Where exactly is the line drawn? This is his thing, creating these official threads. People apparently like for him to do it, and obviously he likes to use his expertise to do them. I'm not seeing the advertising bit. Is it the length of it, or the amount of work put into it?And no, I'm most certainly not a moderator at GAF. We have a few of those here, though.
