The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Kestastrophe]

I thought it was fake  :'(

[demi]

Guess you just aren't a good person.

[ferrarimanf355]

I'll be honest, I've never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off or The Breakfast Club. I probably should.

Also, wtf is up with the new header?

[Van Cruncheon]

no, you really shouldn't

[Don Flamenco]

Damn that guy got $1000+ now in the soutron thread. Maybe I should get kicked out on the street.

I'm just waiting for it to turn bad a la  greenman.

story time.  what happened?

[Kestastrophe]

I still donated, forgive me Greenman  :'(

[AdmiralViscen]

Why is DeaconKnowledge allowed to continue posting? It is a mystery.

seriously. one of the few names i remember from posting there, him and jzreszsdz

[Joe Molotov]

Also, wtf is up with the new header?

It's complicated.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370505&page=13
final tally

45 donors contributed to HJ's paypal cause.
~1200 was raised.
1 Lease was signed.
2-X job interviews were arranged.
X amount of friends were made.

Thanks to everyone. I'm taking video and stuff as we go. It looks like HJ might be staying until he moves out in September since my room mates met and approved of him.

plus it seems they had to stop accepting.

a video as well

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

[youtube=560,345]g2nmgcVbfKE&ap=%2526fmt%3D18[/youtube]

Good lord.

[Joe Molotov]

I blame Japan. For all of it. Including the first gal that looked like she was taking a ferocious dump on video.

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345]g2nmgcVbfKE&ap=%2526fmt%3D18[/youtube]

Good lord.

Is this what Hell looks like?

[Purple Filth]

[youtube=560,345]g2nmgcVbfKE&ap=%2526fmt%3D18[/youtube]

Good lord.

 :'(


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370637

  @ the first reply

[Fresh Prince]

Beezy's people are responsible for this.

[Trent Dole]

Everybody Loathes Yui
[youtube=560,345]9TfAiyShscE[/youtube]

[drew]

thats basically what doing adderall looks like

spoiler (click to show/hide)

on shrooms

[close]

[Himu]

what the fuck

[youtube=560,345]NN75im_us4k[/youtube]

[Beezy]

Beezy's people are responsible for this.

I can't lie, the song is catchy as hell. I've been hearing it for a while now, but I never knew the name. That video is fucking ridiculous though.

[demi]

You think that's catchy? WTF BEezy

[Madrun Badrun]

catchy like clamidia.

[Beezy]

You think that's catchy? WTF BEezy

[Fresh Prince]

catchy like clamidia.

Wow I watched the whole thing- I wouldn't be surprised if the dancers caught chlamydia.

[Fresh Prince]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17032223&postcount=28
 

[Reb]

Nah, just some dumbfuck.

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345]3Tfito7xgWU[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]5cO6Psj-xI8[/youtube]

[Sideshow Raheem]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17032223&postcount=28
 

Did someone punch duckwad's cat?

What's the sense in jumping down someone's throat because they dared suggest a topic might better be suited for another location?

Meanwhile, idiot threads like "help me puke!" are left to flourish.

I have an idea that involves google and its search function. There should be plenty of suggestions for inducing vomit as well as many pictures to speed the process.

[tiesto]

[youtube=560,345]g2nmgcVbfKE&ap=%2526fmt%3D18[/youtube]

Good lord.

Ugh... I never understood the hype EDM fans have for Diplo.

[Brehvolution]

I was at a friends house playing video game and this caught my eye. It's a metal piggy bank.


The bottom says, Touchdowns are for losers. The only thing I want to score is some good drugs.

[drew]

i dont have a job right now, give me money and ill spend it on some good drugs

[Shuri]

the new homeless gaf dude was buying games on steam and xbla the day before 'he got kicked out'. Also according to his posting history, he was suposed to graduate in may, and thats according to a girl-age thread he made in 2008

My theory is that he got kicked out because he was sitting on his ass at home all day playing videogames instead of going out and finding a job.

Getting kicked out randomly like that 'with no reasons' only happens in Pat Benatar videos.

[demi]

ok shuri

[ferrarimanf355]

no, you really shouldn't

Too late, I bought the Ferris Bueller Blu-ray today. 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17032223&postcount=28
 

lol he told someone to shut the fuck up over the internet lolololol...

but seriously duckroll is just butthurt because everyone (rightfully) makes fun of bayformers

[Fresh Prince]

I laugh because I think it's an over reaction on some inane comment.

[Sideshow Raheem]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17032223&postcount=28
 

Did someone punch duckwad's cat?

What's the sense in jumping down someone's throat because they dared suggest a topic might better be suited for another location?

Meanwhile, idiot threads like "help me puke!" are left to flourish.

I have an idea that involves google and its search function. There should be plenty of suggestions for inducing vomit as well as many pictures to speed the process.

Oh please. That burger dude is an idiot, actually enjoys many of the qualities (or lack thereof) that many people in this thread bitch about. I honestly hoped that he's get perma' since he's a junior. Seriously, he's fucking annoying.

What does it matter if the poster of the comment is an idiot or not?

The point is, gaming age's moderators behave like idiot manchildren, jealously guarding their turf and lashing out blindly when their toes are stepped on.

[BlackMage]

Shuri is a dickhead. Fucking pussy has had me on ignore since 2006

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17038374&postcount=2111

omg 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370725

I don't know which is better.

[Himu]

LOS ANGELES - A writer plans to sue “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer, accusing her of plagiarism by lifting passages from an obscure book she wrote called “The Nocturne” and using them in vampire romance "Breaking Dawn," an attorney said on Tuesday.

J. Craig Williams, who represents "“The Nocturne” author Jordan Scott, told Reuters by phone that the passages in question involve few word-for-word similarities but that the two books have similar plot and character points.

Meyer's publisher, Hachette Book Group, called the accusation meritless, saying “The Twilight Saga” is entirely Meyer's creation and that she knew nothing of “The Nocturne.”

YES

Twilight sucks

Twilight

Anyone read the described book in the news report, The Nocturne? I'm really hoping this is true!

[The Fake Shemp]

Isn't the last novel, Breaking Down, widely believed to not just be the worst of all the Twilight novels but one of the worst mainstream novels of all-time?

If you were going to blatantly plagiarize from something, I hope that Stephanie Meyer would have the good sense to steal from something good.

[Himu]

Isn't the last novel, Breaking Down, widely believed to not just be the worst of all the Twilight novels but one of the worst mainstream novels of all-time?

It's that bad?

[Phoenix Dark]

I didn't know the series was over, I thought there were a couple books left lol.

Four books seem kinda short for a fantasy romp. I wonder if she'll change her mind and make more, like the Eragon dude

[Great Rumbler]

Isn't the last novel, Breaking Down, widely believed to not just be the worst of all the Twilight novels but one of the worst mainstream novels of all-time?

It's that bad?

Breaking Dawn is split into three separate "books", or parts. The first part details Bella's marriage and honeymoon with Edward, which they spend on a private island off the coast of Brazil. Days into their honeymoon, Bella realizes that she is pregnant and that her condition is progressing at an unnaturally accelerated rate. After contacting Carlisle, who confirms her pregnancy, she and Edward immediately return home to Forks, Washington. Edward, concerned for Bella's well-being and convinced that the fetus is a monster as it continues to develop with unnatural rapidity, urges her to have an abortion. However, Bella wants to keep the child and so she contacts Rosalie for support, knowing that Rosalie has always wanted children.

The second part of the novel is written from Jacob's point-of-view, and lasts throughout Bella's pregnancy and childbirth. The Quileute werewolf pack, not knowing what danger the unborn child may pose, make plans to destroy it, even though they must kill Bella to do so. Jacob vehemently protests this decision and leaves, forming his own pack with Leah and Seth Clearwater. Bella soon gives birth, but the baby breaks many of her bones and she loses massive amounts of blood. In order to save her life, Edward changes her into a vampire. Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints"—an involuntary response in which a werewolf finds his soul mate—on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee.

The third section of Breaking Dawn shifts back to Bella's perspective, finding her changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities.However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to save her, the Cullens gather vampires from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. He demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Bella, Edward and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

What do you think?

[Phoenix Dark]

Fuck, that sounds kinda interesting 

[Great Rumbler]

So the werewolf kid is a baby fucker?

This is Mormon fiction, so there's some carefully crafted "reason" that tip-toes around that issue.

[Himu]

Isn't the last novel, Breaking Down, widely believed to not just be the worst of all the Twilight novels but one of the worst mainstream novels of all-time?

It's that bad?

Breaking Dawn is split into three separate "books", or parts. The first part details Bella's marriage and honeymoon with Edward, which they spend on a private island off the coast of Brazil. Days into their honeymoon, Bella realizes that she is pregnant and that her condition is progressing at an unnaturally accelerated rate. After contacting Carlisle, who confirms her pregnancy, she and Edward immediately return home to Forks, Washington. Edward, concerned for Bella's well-being and convinced that the fetus is a monster as it continues to develop with unnatural rapidity, urges her to have an abortion. However, Bella wants to keep the child and so she contacts Rosalie for support, knowing that Rosalie has always wanted children.

The second part of the novel is written from Jacob's point-of-view, and lasts throughout Bella's pregnancy and childbirth. The Quileute werewolf pack, not knowing what danger the unborn child may pose, make plans to destroy it, even though they must kill Bella to do so. Jacob vehemently protests this decision and leaves, forming his own pack with Leah and Seth Clearwater. Bella soon gives birth, but the baby breaks many of her bones and she loses massive amounts of blood. In order to save her life, Edward changes her into a vampire. Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints"—an involuntary response in which a werewolf finds his soul mate—on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee.

The third section of Breaking Dawn shifts back to Bella's perspective, finding her changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities.However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to save her, the Cullens gather vampires from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. He demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Bella, Edward and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

What do you think?

 

[Great Rumbler]

Isn't the last novel, Breaking Down, widely believed to not just be the worst of all the Twilight novels but one of the worst mainstream novels of all-time?

It's that bad?

Breaking Dawn is split into three separate "books", or parts. The first part details Bella's marriage and honeymoon with Edward, which they spend on a private island off the coast of Brazil. Days into their honeymoon, Bella realizes that she is pregnant and that her condition is progressing at an unnaturally accelerated rate. After contacting Carlisle, who confirms her pregnancy, she and Edward immediately return home to Forks, Washington. Edward, concerned for Bella's well-being and convinced that the fetus is a monster as it continues to develop with unnatural rapidity, urges her to have an abortion. However, Bella wants to keep the child and so she contacts Rosalie for support, knowing that Rosalie has always wanted children.

The second part of the novel is written from Jacob's point-of-view, and lasts throughout Bella's pregnancy and childbirth. The Quileute werewolf pack, not knowing what danger the unborn child may pose, make plans to destroy it, even though they must kill Bella to do so. Jacob vehemently protests this decision and leaves, forming his own pack with Leah and Seth Clearwater. Bella soon gives birth, but the baby breaks many of her bones and she loses massive amounts of blood. In order to save her life, Edward changes her into a vampire. Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints"—an involuntary response in which a werewolf finds his soul mate—on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee.

The third section of Breaking Dawn shifts back to Bella's perspective, finding her changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities.However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to save her, the Cullens gather vampires from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. He demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Bella, Edward and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

What do you think?

 

I love how the whole thing is a series of "Oh no, something bad is about to happen!!" that is quickly followed by "But, wait, it's okay because this happened first". NOTHING bad happens to ANY of the main characters. EVER. 

[Himu]

So this series is basically nothing but a group of deus ex machinas conveniently crafted one after another?

[Great Rumbler]

So the werewolf kid is a baby fucker?

This is Mormon fiction, so there's some carefully crafted "reason" that tip-toes around that issue.

How do you get around something so painfully obvious.

The only thing dude "imprints" is a big ass jizz stain all over his pants because he's a baby fucker.

No, see, when the werewolf imprints and the other person isn't old to be their lover, the werewolf just becomes like a close family member! There's absolutely NO underage or premarital sex going on here! No, sir!

So this series is basically nothing but a group of deus ex machinas conveniently crafted one after another?

Pretty much.

[Himu]

Twilight sounds more like an afternoon kids cartoon special more than I thought!

Why is this so popular

[Great Rumbler]

Twilight sounds more like an afternoon kids cartoon special more than I thought!

Stephenie Meyer is like the spiritual successor to William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.

[Himu]

Twilight sounds more like an afternoon kids cartoon special more than I thought!

Why is this so popular

Stephenie Meyer is like the spiritual successor to William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.

That's not fair at all considering Hanna-Barbera had their hand in many many cartoon classics such as Tom and Jerry.

But this!

It sounds absolutely terrible. More proof that women lack taste! They ruined music and now they're trying to ruin literature!

[Great Rumbler]

Twilight sounds more like an afternoon kids cartoon special more than I thought!

Why is this so popular

Stephenie Meyer is like the spiritual successor to William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.

That's not fair at all considering Hanna-Barbera had their hand in many many cartoon classics such as Tom and Jerry.

They also made a lot of really bad cartoons.

[Himu]

They did! But they still did a lot of good too. What has Twilight done aside from making women and girly men (kyofu at gaf) absolutely obsessed with its awful writing?

The Flinstones was the first prime-time cartoon television show! Let that sink in! What has Twilight done?! Has Twilight had an hour long show where the Harlem Globetrotters appear as a guest star?! NO.

[Himu]

Good God, great rumbler. You're stirring up memories I wish I could forget. This convo made me think of a thread on gaf the other day about toons or something. Some cock goblin said that 70's cartoons > today's cartoons. I'm not a giant supporter for todays toons but they're a heck of a lot better than the stuff in 70's. Sweet Allah almighty, the cartoons in the 70's were TERRIBLE!

[Great Rumbler]

Good God, great rumbler. You're stirring up memories I wish I could forget. This convo made me think of a thread on gaf the other day about toons or something. Some cock goblin said that 70's cartoons > today's cartoons. I'm not a giant supporter for todays toons but they're a heck of a lot better than the stuff in 70's. Sweet Allah almighty, the cartoons in the 70's were TERRIBLE!

Haha, I know, I know! Even so, I'd rather watch a Birdman and the Galaxy Trio or Super Friends marathon than read a Twilight book. You win this round Hanna-Barbera!!

[Flatwoods]

that's awful. the 70s were probably the worst decade for cartoons ever.

[Himu]

Fuck, Birdman was awesome. BIRRRRRDDDDMAN. Hell yeah.

70's animation is mostly doo doo across the board. Even the animu is mostly poopy, but there's some goodies. Notice how the budget is thrown completely out the window in 90% of toons in the 70's. Even the Disney is surprisingly low budget. As much as I love it, the Robin Hood movie from the 70's is low budget all around, I mean, there are scenes are entirely ripped from Snow White's famous rotoscope scenes. They didn't even try to alter them, you'll see a similarly animated scene except with a different cel. Replace Snow White with a character from Robin Hood and you've got Robin Hood!

[Joe Molotov]

That reminds me, Himuro. I bought a ton of H-B cartoons on DVD at Big Lots over the past two weeks, and watching it. I guess it's only appropriate since I've been making my way through 30's, 40's, and 50's American animation that I eventually get to the 60's. Flintstones, Huckleberry Hound, Top Cat, Johnny Quest, and some C-Grade stuff like Space Ghost, Birdman, and Wacky Races. But even the bad stuff has a nostalgic quality, and watching the documentary about Alex Toth (comic book artist and character designer of Birdman, Space Ghost, and The Herculoids) was pretty cool. I think I'm going to start a H-B Appreciation Thread.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Prime Time Cartoons

[Himu]

I was watching Boomerang yesterday and the Flinstones came on. It's hilarious watching some of them because the animation can be soooo bad. There was one scene where Fred is standing on top of a background and the background is essentially a bunch of crayon. I was laughing so hard.

[Himu]

Dude, a H-B appreciation thread would rock. I've got most seasons of the Flintstones on dvd. Don't have much H-B in my toon stash.

[youtube=560,345]K_AdxJWFUh4[/youtube]

H-B

24 drawings per two frames, 12 fps intro

 :'( :'( outsourcing jobs to fucking japan or korea  :'( :'(

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