I'm not understanding how that thread makes you want to work in a strip club.
was it the:
--fountain of shit from the stripper with explosive diarrhea?
--the multiple attempts to backstab the OP?
--the dudes passed out face down in their piss in the bathroom?
--the sociopathic tendencies of everyone who worked there?
--the sad perverts who stalk the strippers?
--the depressing observations the OP made that seem to have done damage to his perspective on women?
A job where you walk away every day with more life experience, a job where you're constantly meeting new and interesting* people.
*It's a stretch, but I assume when you work in a place like a strip club, you can't really kid yourself about the status of your life, and I'm just about fed up with people who make their life more or less than it is.
The only thing that would wear thin is that I assume in a place like that, the only conversations you could have with co-workers/customers involve themselves, and not anything particularly captivating.
That thread about working in a strip club makes me want to work in a strip club.
Hey baby
lmao, not as a stripper
Well, if you ever need a cash injection. Let me know.
I'll keep you posted

Also, being a cop not only requires you to be physically fit upon to even be considered for the job, I'd rather not have a job where everybody is predisposed to hate your guts. At least in a strip club you're more or less anonymous if you aren't working the stage.
EDIT: I'd work at the strip club we have near here, but I still live with my Bible-thumping republican parents, and from what I hear the strippers in the area look something like this:
