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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on August 31, 2014, 02:16:02 PM

Title: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Eschaton on August 31, 2014, 02:16:02 PM
 :nsfw :nsfw

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place/


(http://static.tumblr.com/25dccc9b5a95a85462f0db5a4947933f/waobdh5/VTxmg8xkk/tumblr_static_profile.gif)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 02:31:09 PM
there's supposed to be alison brie, yvonne strahovski as well? can't find those tho
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 02:31:48 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/banderas.png)
beautiful
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 02:37:34 PM
YO that Victoria Justice pic

this shit is FOR REAL
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 02:40:50 PM
most of this stuff is boring
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 02:42:14 PM
but then the ariana grande pics tho
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 02:42:16 PM
Yeah for real

Holding out for hope though since these seem original
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: WanderingWind on August 31, 2014, 02:55:59 PM
The guy who hacked ScarJo got years in jail. They gonna execute this guy.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 03:00:53 PM
fuck you spindashing only time i see you on here or gaf is when you're hunting for nudes

:ufup

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I love y'all for real but I love booty even more (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/QbadP.png)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 31, 2014, 03:03:23 PM
:dead @ the Spindashing sighting
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 03:06:16 PM
So is this the new NSA leaker? :heh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CnLJbTj.png

 :obama
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 31, 2014, 03:14:56 PM
There are videos  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

*thats my girly squeal. 
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2014, 03:18:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LZuZkzH.gif)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 03:18:45 PM
brehs J.Law nude

 :nsfw http://i.imgur.com/ogw8JKL.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/ogw8JKL.jpg) :nsfw

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rejoice.png)

Today is a good day.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 03:21:28 PM
brehs J.Law nude

 :nsfw http://i.imgur.com/ogw8JKL.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/ogw8JKL.jpg) :nsfw

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rejoice.png)

Today is a good day.

yeah.. the first batch of pics were  :larry

now... :lawd :lawd :lawd

surprised this isn't blowing up on tmz yet.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 03:21:35 PM
Hey guys, if you put your ear to the ground you can hear Eggman furiously beating off.  :teehee
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 31, 2014, 03:23:02 PM
brehs J.Law nude

 :nsfw http://i.imgur.com/ogw8JKL.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/ogw8JKL.jpg) :nsfw

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rejoice.png)

Today is a good day.

Drum stick arm.  Pass.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 03:28:49 PM
but then the ariana grande pics tho
link plz. I didn't see those
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
but then the ariana grande pics tho
link plz. I didn't see those
they're not that great tbh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 03:30:21 PM
and not confirmed its her.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Momo on August 31, 2014, 03:34:29 PM
jesus
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 03:34:59 PM
but then the ariana grande pics tho
link plz. I didn't see those

http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/

it's there
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 03:35:44 PM
http://imgur.com/a/AsVL0#0
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1466473/praise-break-o.gif)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 03:37:31 PM
What! :heh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 03:39:31 PM
Victoria Justice leaks... :comeon

not even worth it.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 31, 2014, 03:47:58 PM

I clicked on this thread because I thought it was about molars. Bit skeeved tbh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 03:53:21 PM
sluts  :rejoice
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 03:55:20 PM
Nothing.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 04:09:20 PM
but then the ariana grande pics tho
link plz. I didn't see those

http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/

it's there
the only ones I see for her are old public shots.  Oh well
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 04:10:36 PM
Nothing.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 04:12:42 PM
Nothing.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 04:15:16 PM
JLaw


http://imgur.com/ZNaVbnO


 :whoo
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 04:16:19 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/feedme.png)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
Oh shit, another J. Law.

http://i.imgur.com/UOOHKY2.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/UOOHKY2.jpg)  :nsfw
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 31, 2014, 04:19:57 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/openminded-man-would-be-willing-to-look-past-jenni,36560/
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 04:20:17 PM
lord
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 04:22:54 PM
and there are videos to come as well....

 :aah
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 04:29:04 PM
New batch leaked of j-law

:nsfw http://i.imgur.com/8KpcQyw.jpg :nsfw

 :dead
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 04:29:45 PM
this is a pretty unprecedented incident.  This dude is fucked.

pretty depressing for the girls, as well
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 04:29:54 PM
someone is posting like a code or something on 4chan that is supposed to link to the archive? i'm out of the loop and dont know what the fuck it means.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 04:32:12 PM
Selena gomez is on that list.  come on baby!  COME ON
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 04:32:20 PM
whoah shit, ARIANA

Fuck, I feel like my computer's on a pedo registry just from that image. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/merchant.png)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 04:32:22 PM
someone is posting like a code or something on 4chan that is supposed to link to the archive? i'm out of the loop and dont know what the fuck it means.

That's his bitcoin address.
Give him bitcoins, and he'll drop stuff.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 04:33:28 PM
aaaand another.

http://imgur.com/C5xteoz
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 04:42:12 PM
Such thots :banderas:
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 04:47:23 PM
eh i'm not even going to try to justify it with "you should have known better".  I've wanted to see most of these women nude for a long time and now they're out there.  I'm a happy camper.  End of story.  I personally didn't do anything illegal or seedy so I've got no guilt.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Sausage on August 31, 2014, 04:47:35 PM
whoah shit, ARIANA

Fuck, I feel like my computer's on a pedo registry just from that image. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/merchant.png)

Can't find it on reddit. Where is it?
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 04:48:29 PM
if you're a person of interest and you're taking/sending/uploading these shits to clouds you only have yourself to assign an L to
I don't know if I agree with that, but I am definitely surprised that they play it fast and loose too.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 04:49:03 PM
if you're a person of interest and you're taking/sending/uploading these shits to clouds you only have yourself to assign an L to
I don't know if I agree with that, but I am definitely surprised that they play it fast and loose too.
it was a fake, breh. My apologies, this shit got me crazy
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 04:52:20 PM
it was a fake, breh. My apologies, this shit got me crazy
Your avatar goes really well with this entire situation.

well nobody deserves to have links for everyone to see of some guy putting a dick in your eye but hey

shit happens
Fair enough. That one had me chuckling. :heh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 04:54:47 PM
Your avatar goes really well with this entire situation.
;)

Done with all the J. Law stuff though, time to move on to other chicks
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Your Stalker on August 31, 2014, 04:58:23 PM
these niccas need to use albums
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 04:58:46 PM
And now there's a dedicated Twitter account. o.o
https://twitter.com/SexyCelebLeaks
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 05:05:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ORRR49Q.gif)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 05:09:04 PM
https://twitter.com/SexyCelebLeaks/status/506178298091941889/photo/1

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sitdown.png)

that ass tho :lawd
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 05:09:56 PM
Saw the screenshot of a video of what is allegedly Jlaw sucking a dick (http://i.imgur.com/VvQMhe6.png)

Can't believe I didn't want to wake up this morning (http://i.imgur.com/VvQMhe6.png)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 05:15:13 PM
Nothing.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 05:15:32 PM
Some of these are fake, some are real
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 05:18:17 PM
All of the JLaw pictures are real.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 05:34:29 PM
JLaw pics all over the frontpage of Reddit. Whoever leaked them is going to get shit on from a very high place. :whew
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 31, 2014, 05:34:53 PM
Man I don't feel good about this brahs

those Jlaw pictures reek of blackmail material  :-\

where's the videos?!?!?!  :phil
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2014, 05:39:50 PM
This is what the internet was made for.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: El Babua on August 31, 2014, 05:43:31 PM
JLaw pics all over the frontpage of Reddit. Whoever leaked them is going to get shit on from a very high place. :whew

What if it's Weinstein himself leaking these pics. :ohhh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Hock on August 31, 2014, 05:45:12 PM
What happened to the person that was behind the big leak a few years ago? Did they get caught?
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 31, 2014, 05:52:59 PM
JLaw pics all over the frontpage of Reddit. Whoever leaked them is going to get shit on from a very high place. :whew

What if it's Weinstein himself leaking these pics. :ohhh

This is my mind at the thought of that
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1003619/inception-explosion-o.gif)
 :goty2
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 05:58:31 PM
still though :whew at bar refaeli shoving a dildo up her butt

:leon

I must have missed this one.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 06:03:32 PM
Yeah, that's not a dildo.
That's a hair curler.

She kinkeh.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
That's a hair iron of some kind. :dead
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: kingkitty on August 31, 2014, 06:06:02 PM
I've been researching the internet for quite a while. Some of these pictures look legitimate.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 06:08:08 PM
The JLAW ones are real.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 31, 2014, 06:09:18 PM
And here I thought I could have a nice quiet sunday afternoon...
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 06:09:40 PM
I thought bar was just shaving her asshole
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: kingkitty on August 31, 2014, 06:09:57 PM
I kinda wanna watch Downtown Abbey now. Is that show good?
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 31, 2014, 06:12:42 PM
 :noah :noah

Thank you internet.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 06:16:15 PM
as opposed to sticking a curling iron up her box?
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 06:18:19 PM
Good point. :dayum
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 06:19:54 PM
looked like in the other pic she was showing off her freshly shaved asshole.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 06:32:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukNYJmKuHuM

What a wonderful Sunday.  :lawd
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 31, 2014, 06:38:20 PM
I wish I could enjoy this but it really just creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the people involved. Feels awful I would imagine. Don't wish this on anyone. Could easily see it happening to me.

Feast if you can tho brehs
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 06:45:17 PM
I wish I could enjoy this but it really just creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the people involved. Feels awful I would imagine. Don't wish this on anyone. Could easily see it happening to me.

Feast if you can tho brehs
so you're saying you make it a habit of sending nudies out?  Send some to me dude
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 31, 2014, 06:49:13 PM
Think utilitarian, breh.

These women may suffer from this, but there's no way there's not a net increase in total happiness resulting from these pics!



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Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 06:49:27 PM
Be a borderline sociopath, brehs.   :fbm

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Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: toku on August 31, 2014, 06:54:01 PM
Kristen Ritter Bush 

:whew
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 31, 2014, 06:55:27 PM
so you're saying you make it a habit of sending nudies out?  Send some to me dude

The heat is on, I'm not trying to get burned here breh.

Unless you want to talk subscription fees.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 06:58:45 PM
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127880690&postcount=3  :heh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 31, 2014, 07:01:09 PM
Could easily see it happening to me.

:heh
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 31, 2014, 07:04:26 PM
idk man if I had to explain my nudes being all over the internet to everyone I knew and then had to own up to that shit for the rest of my life I would be a little upset about it.

tbh it would be kind of hilarious more than anything, but only after like a month or two. And that month or two would suck.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 07:06:17 PM
I wonder how many nude pics the NSA has of me.  :hans1
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: cool breeze on August 31, 2014, 07:06:40 PM
I wish I could enjoy this but it really just creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the people involved. Feels awful I would imagine. Don't wish this on anyone.

that, and no minorities or dudes were caught.  can't condone an exclusionary practice when others struggle with idris' pant crease. 
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 07:27:00 PM
I wish I could enjoy this but it really just creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the people involved. Feels awful I would imagine. Don't wish this on anyone. Could easily see it happening to me.

Feast if you can tho brehs
so you're saying you make it a habit of sending nudies out?  Send some to me dude
you might be able to find my dick on imgur if you scour long enough.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 07:45:17 PM
I wish I could enjoy this but it really just creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the people involved. Feels awful I would imagine. Don't wish this on anyone. Could easily see it happening to me.

Feast if you can tho brehs

did you feel bad for keri back in the day?
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Kara on August 31, 2014, 07:46:43 PM
I wonder how many nude pics the NSA has of me.  :hans1

It is reported that they trade sexts.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: etiolate on August 31, 2014, 07:55:10 PM
gaf ban the discussion of this? Surprised to not see a thread.

Protip: If you don't want any chance of people seeing your nudes then don't snap nudes.

Though I get the sense JLaw might not care.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 31, 2014, 07:56:24 PM
I wish I could enjoy this but it really just creeps me out and makes me feel bad for the people involved. Feels awful I would imagine. Don't wish this on anyone. Could easily see it happening to me.

Feast if you can tho brehs

did you feel bad for keri back in the day?

nah I was an amoral asshole 15 year old. That was the jackpot. Those were the days breh. In retrospect tho? Kind of shitty.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: etiolate on August 31, 2014, 07:58:29 PM
yeah I saw it first linked while reading nba reddit's FIBA thread
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 08:08:18 PM
Thats a chick from Glee, plebe
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
the victoria justice ones are out now
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:09:53 PM
and now the kate upton ones
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2014, 08:10:43 PM
Where is this bar rafeaeli, links are dead

And Jlaw video
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/565906770/httpimgurcomamabq5 (http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/565906770/httpimgurcomamabq5)
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 08:16:07 PM
the main event is those jlaw vidz. this shit is like the curtain jerkers
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2014, 08:16:40 PM
Where is this bar rafeaeli, links are dead

And Jlaw video

http://imgur.com/a/QCaSi

thx

now jlaw vid
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:16:42 PM
this is so fucking creepy
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 08:28:36 PM
holy shit

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409530186597.png

:noah theyre just as great as i thought they'd be
Jesus christ. Jesus. Jeeeeeesus
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 08:28:50 PM
what da fuck is up with her lower half doe. under dem tatas don't look right
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 08:29:03 PM
who's that, esch?
dude are you fucking kidding me? Where the hell have you been?
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: kingkitty on August 31, 2014, 08:32:04 PM
Snowden wept.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:34:42 PM
Now Cuoco
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 08:36:59 PM
This is Christmas bros.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 31, 2014, 08:37:18 PM
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/oodykg7qgz8wokn/AADmQR4aLrEHSBzTKGfLQeI0a?dl=0

OH JESUS

Ok I might just give this guy a few bucks now...
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Rufus on August 31, 2014, 08:38:27 PM
Someone posted a dropbox link and it immediately choked. :lol That's the one. :lol
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:38:48 PM
that drop box had very explicit material.  hardcore shit.  oy vey.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 08:40:14 PM
need reup
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
fucking verlander :rofl
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 08:41:13 PM
G, I assume you got the files from the link before it broke. Pm me bro.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:42:01 PM
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. After reviewing dozens of these images in the downstairs bathroom with the door locked, I can safely say that these images sexually objectify these women and reduce them to nothing more than their bodies. During my categorization ,indexing, and offsite archiving of these images, I am saddened by the latent misogyny on display by my fellow internet humyns
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 08:42:55 PM
I did not need to see verlander ass...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2014, 08:42:58 PM
the one of her with cum on her back :bow
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 08:43:04 PM
jizzaster :dead

someone needs to shoop randy marsh-like semen around that emote
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 08:43:37 PM
the one of her with cum on her back :bow
wtf  where? 
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2014, 08:43:56 PM
its in the pack but im not gunna re up it
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 08:44:57 PM
I feel so bad for verlander, no one deserves this.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 08:45:59 PM
upton group has 123 pics with way too many nude verlander pics for my taste in it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:46:40 PM
how's his dick from 1-10? balls?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 31, 2014, 08:47:23 PM
So am I reading this right and this is due to a security hole in icloud? If so apple might be in trouble. And that would be just terrible.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 08:47:36 PM
GOD DAMN
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 08:47:59 PM
come onnnnn jlaw
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:48:24 PM
So am I reading this right and this is due to a security hole in icloud? If so apple might be in trouble. And that would be just terrible.
it's probably people with passwords like "ilovedogs" and verification answers with their parent's names and shit.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:49:26 PM
saw the dropbox. yea way too much of verlander's penis :dead
shaka pls rate
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 08:49:59 PM
Verlander could be a porn star by that back pic of upton...  :o
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 31, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
this is so fucking creepy

http://fat.gfycat.com/HastyInnocentJuliabutterfly.gif (http://fat.gfycat.com/HastyInnocentJuliabutterfly.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 08:52:30 PM
upton's lower half doesn't look so weird in some of the pics, might have to jerk to those
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 08:52:47 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum  all those kate upton.  she's my baby
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 08:53:30 PM
Verlander could be a porn star by that back pic of upton...  :o
he drinks a lot of milk
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:53:37 PM
upton's lower half doesn't look so weird in some of the pics, might have to jerk to those
make sure not to upload any jerk selfies to icloud
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 31, 2014, 08:54:49 PM
so is this kate uptons comeback?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:54:56 PM
Like the entire bore is in this thread. :lol
if you're viewing this thread and not posting I assume you're jacking off atm :ufup
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: toku on August 31, 2014, 08:56:37 PM
Kate Upton with that late twenties meaty white girl in the office you wouldn't mind smashing swag
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 08:57:21 PM
she might be the ultimate cwg. will need to perform more research to 100% verify.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 08:58:10 PM
so women are posting their boobs on twitter with #LeakForJLaw in solidarity....

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 31, 2014, 08:59:55 PM
so women are posting their boobs on twitter with #LeakForJLaw in solidarity....

 :lol :lol :lol

link to archive
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 09:04:06 PM
My coworkers wished me a happy Labor Day weekend and I said that Labor Day ain't shit

Little did I know this Labor Day weekend will be remembered by dicks everywhere
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:05:04 PM
http://imgur.com/a/kleYb
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2014, 09:07:12 PM
I downloaded the dropbox and yep, it has a video of Verlander giving Upton the in-out, in-out

God bless the hacker that is going to spend the next 5 years in pound me in the ass prison for this leak
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 09:08:25 PM
so women are posting their boobs on twitter with #LeakForJLaw in solidarity....

 :lol :lol :lol
Best. Day. Ever.

(http://i.imgur.com/IbqD8Lu.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 09:10:19 PM
People are just fucking ABUSING these girls directly to them on twitter.  Christ.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 09:10:43 PM
People are just fucking ABUSING these girls directly to them on twitter.  Christ.
Yeah, that's shitty side of things...  :-\

edit: GOD I'M SO CONFLICTED!!!  :brazilcry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 09:11:12 PM
People are just fucking ABUSING these girls directly to them on twitter.  Christ.
Not even surprised. Some old bullshit
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2014, 09:15:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Z835GXh.jpg

supposedly Alison Brie. Doesn't look like her body type doe

http://i.imgur.com/ARuGc9c.jpg

same, but Yvonne Strahovski

that allison brie shot is pretty good. looks like my tits.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 09:16:29 PM
http://imgur.com/a/kleYb

http://i.imgur.com/0CLYJPS.jpg

oh my
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dennis on August 31, 2014, 09:18:25 PM
The most striking thing is how perfectly ordinary they all look in regular amateur-quality photos.
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: Squiddy on August 31, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Z835GXh.jpg

supposedly Alison Brie. Doesn't look like her body type doe

http://i.imgur.com/ARuGc9c.jpg

same, but Yvonne Strahovski

that allison brie shot is pretty good. looks like my tits.

I had a weird dream where I saw Himu's tits.

They were good.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dennis on August 31, 2014, 09:21:01 PM
The most striking thing is how perfectly ordinary they all look in regular amateur-quality photos.

Quick nudes don't exactly have the dolling up porn does.

Sure. Just kinda funny to me that people make such a big deal out of it. Apart from the obvious problem of breach of privacy.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2014, 09:23:46 PM
JLaw

:rejoice

The Grand Uptons

:phil
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:24:02 PM
The most striking thing is how perfectly ordinary they all look in regular amateur-quality photos.

Quick nudes don't exactly have the dolling up porn does.

Sure. Just kinda funny to me that people make such a big deal out of it. Apart from the obvious problem of breach of privacy.
because katie's got some big ass tittays
Title: Re: god bless hackers w/ no morals
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 09:24:07 PM
looks like my tits.
(http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_mkyf1pgzJS1qa66vto1_400.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 09:32:05 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm


Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

:noah
wow, this is terrible. I feel really awful for her. That dikk is ugly as fukk even by dikk standards. shit looks like it got stubbed on a wall.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 09:32:58 PM
oh me oh my oh GOD DAMN
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 09:34:10 PM
That is a pretty subpar dick. :flabbypd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:35:24 PM
http://videobam.com/CSRDZ


Verlander the GAWD fuccing kate upton :leon
black hair?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:35:54 PM
http://imgur.com/a/sv8eV

selena gomez :kobeyuck

not my thing but you go ahead and eat
stfu!  Christmas!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 09:36:10 PM
That is a pretty subpar dick. :flabbypd
but is it giving a good performance for the audience?  :flabbypd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 09:36:23 PM
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:37:09 PM
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
those are some convincing fakes then

the mole on her right breast matches too BTW
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2014, 09:37:51 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm


Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

:noah

I'm not sure about that dick.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 31, 2014, 09:38:20 PM
http://videobam.com/CSRDZ


Verlander the GAWD fuccing kate upton :leon

(http://wtbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/anigif_enhanced-buzz-28639-1389733110-4.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2014, 09:38:43 PM
Pretty sure all actresses in Hollywood will be forbidden by agents from owning mobile phones going forward
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:39:59 PM
Selena :heartbeat
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on August 31, 2014, 09:40:19 PM
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
those are some convincing fakes then

the mole on her right breast matches too BTW
Shit, the mole does match up... Wow holy shit this is crazy lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on August 31, 2014, 09:41:00 PM
Solidarity with J Law  :lawd

Guilt free sexual objectification  :rejoice

This must be what it feels like to host Thanksgiving as a vegan
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on August 31, 2014, 09:41:39 PM
The moles could be photoshopped sooo idk about Selena
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 09:42:20 PM
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
those are some convincing fakes then

the mole on her right breast matches too BTW
Shit, the mole does match up... Wow holy shit this is crazy lol
gonna need to see an ps eyedropper on the moles before I'm 100% confident in this analysis.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 09:43:00 PM
The moles could be photoshopped sooo idk about Selena
bro i didn't wake up and go shit in your cereal this morning so what's the fucking deal?  let me have it
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 09:43:23 PM
yo, low key, Verlander got a :flabbypd stroke. I guess thats what happens when you fuck dimes everyday. You just stick your dick in and relax because its not new anymore.

:lol

wuts dimes?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 09:44:54 PM
yo, low key, Verlander got a :flabbypd stroke. I guess thats what happens when you fuck dimes everyday. You just stick your dick in and relax because its not new anymore.

:lol

wuts dimes?
two frogskins and a ducket
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on August 31, 2014, 09:46:15 PM
The moles could be photoshopped sooo idk about Selena
bro i didn't wake up and go shit in your cereal this morning so what's the fucking deal?  let me have it

Heyyy I'm no photoshop mole expert.

Go fulfill your dreams.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 09:52:19 PM
I don't think that webm is jennifer lawrence
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 31, 2014, 09:56:14 PM
That's a porn angle. 
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 31, 2014, 10:08:18 PM
That sound you hear is sales of Android and Windows phones going through the roof.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2014, 10:11:33 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm


Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

:noah
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Rahxephon91/original1_zpsb6ada1ee.gif) (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/Rahxephon91/media/original1_zpsb6ada1ee.gif.html)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess everyone on thebore is big man on campus.
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Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 10:16:37 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm


Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

:noah
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Rahxephon91/original1_zpsb6ada1ee.gif) (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/Rahxephon91/media/original1_zpsb6ada1ee.gif.html)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess everyone on thebore is big man on campus.
[close]
are you saying I have a little dick? Its not the size of the hammer, its the nail you're throwing it at
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on August 31, 2014, 10:22:59 PM
Lotta posters going full PD. Guess all the joshing was to cover their own closeted status.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 10:24:04 PM
 :nsfw https://vid.me/v5Q - reverse cowgirl :nsfw

spectacular :'(
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2014, 10:27:30 PM
wtf all these disney chicks have leaked nudes? :lol

http://imgur.com/a/nD4jq

apparently jennette mccurdy

Those have been out for some time.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2014, 10:28:48 PM
haven't been impressed with any of the cocks shown itt. for celebs you'd think they'd have access to a wider palette of penis
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2014, 10:40:37 PM
Look at all these "guests" viewing the board...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 10:46:49 PM
who dat?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 10:48:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1AFkQoq.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 10:48:21 PM
This shit is crazy
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: doctavius bonbon on August 31, 2014, 10:48:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qEBWRLA.png)

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png)(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png)(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 10:48:23 PM
that ain't her
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on August 31, 2014, 10:49:01 PM
:hitler :yeshrug

http://i.imgur.com/IT47DBs.jpg

 :o :o :o :o


Did the Bore become the unofficial neogaf backroom to talk about and looking over adult themed subjects?  :what
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 10:51:13 PM
Neither look anything like her
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2014, 10:52:10 PM
Is always been the Wild West here
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on August 31, 2014, 10:52:51 PM
that's her brehs. hopefully dumb sluts will start posting pictures with cum all over their faces to social media sites in support!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on August 31, 2014, 10:54:41 PM
I guess (excluding Atra's tumblr thing) I'm to amateur as PD is to BBC so I'll break it down:

1. Folks usually got no game. You don't make sex tapes with a good lay because those relationships tank fast and you end up on the internet then.

2. The cocks almost always are average for the same reasons as above. The only consistent exception to this is amateur blowjob vids.

3. I leave cuckolding / iffy interracial vids out of this because those are a whole 'nother rabbit hole.

And so ends my testament. The rest is silence.

P.S. The day it came out the dude from the Hannah Hotel amateur vids was a GAF poster was for me what I imagine Christmas must feel like to a well-adjusted child.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 10:56:49 PM
hannah hotel vids :lawd

wispy scoundrel :bow2
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2014, 11:00:39 PM
those cocks don't look average to me. :larry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 11:00:51 PM
Hmm

I suppose.  Still not convinced
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on August 31, 2014, 11:01:36 PM
hannah hotel vids :lawd

wispy scoundrel :bow2

While even by amateur standards the dude fucking sucks at fucking, Emo Amy will always be my Zion.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 11:02:22 PM
Lmfao at Gaffots treating this place like a haven for inequity. Shame your site is so utterly sexless.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2014, 11:06:52 PM
http://m.imgur.com/a/DQLGN

Boxxy?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 31, 2014, 11:09:27 PM
(http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/26820275.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
hannah hotel vids :lawd

wispy scoundrel :bow2

While even by amateur standards the dude fucking sucks at fucking, Emo Amy will always be my Zion.

:mynicca
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 11:10:52 PM
http://m.imgur.com/a/DQLGN

Boxxy?

shitty lookalike :pacspit
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 11:12:40 PM
There are Aubrey plaza nudies??
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 11:13:44 PM
Yup
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 11:13:55 PM
 she was fingerfucking herself.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2014, 11:14:48 PM
So, is there like a torrent out there with everything?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2014, 11:14:57 PM
Link me bros
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 11:17:28 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 11:23:26 PM
There is bound to be a biiiig push from Hollywood/entertainment companies on apple/samsung to have far better protection for cloud data
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2014, 11:28:01 PM
which downton chick?! :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on August 31, 2014, 11:28:17 PM
That vid of the downtown abbey chick sucking Colin Farrell's(?) dick  :lol

:leon intriguing
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2014, 11:28:27 PM
Sybil
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on August 31, 2014, 11:29:01 PM
Sybil

:lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 11:29:08 PM
I think that Jlaw cumshot photo might be real afterall :lupe:
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on August 31, 2014, 11:29:58 PM
also (http://i.imgur.com/JzSaaAq.gif) at the gaffots still browsing. Sign up or fuck off brehs. Wasting demi's bandwith.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 31, 2014, 11:35:25 PM
You know it's times like this that I really realize just how skewed I am due to my upbringing because I can't gauge how the average person would react to this.

I totally know how the people that I grew up with and still make up 80% of my social circle would react. They'd be like "That's too bad. But if they didn't want those pics released, then they shouldn't have taken pics like that. The skanky trollops!" or they'd say something like "I am so dissappointed they'd take pictures like that. Me and kids are never going to watch anything with her in it again." Or some would say that it was Satan using this as a tool to ensnare men in the trap of pornography.

The internet is largely Sunny in Philedelphia outraged as in "There's naked pics of Jlaw out? I am SO outraged by this! What site were they uploaded to? SO outraged! But seriously, what site?"

The few friends I have that weren't raised the way I was tend to be mostly pretending it didn't happen
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on August 31, 2014, 11:38:10 PM
it's so demonic my friends
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2014, 11:48:03 PM
Sybil
I actually feel p. bad for her, every single one of her future employers will know she loves butthole :fbm
she shouldn't worry, this colin farrell buttlust transcends gender identities. let her act bros.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on August 31, 2014, 11:51:56 PM
Most of these are blah.

That one with JLaw (the Hunger Games girl?) in that one-piece tho... wawaweewa
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on August 31, 2014, 11:54:26 PM
I'm sorry, I understand that a lot of people send nudes or keep good nudes of themselves to send later or whatever. But at the end of the day, you shouldn't take them if you don't anybody but the intended target to see them. Cause someone else is bound to. It sucks that some guys do that, but like everything you should be more careful. So yeah, I'm all for not taking nudes just in case of shit like this.

Meh, I'm a fucking piece of shit and none if what I've been given has been seen by anyone but me. I can't be that much of an outlier, I'm too much of a piece of shit.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2014, 11:56:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MKqsEg3.png)

Before I discuss the women in this treasure trove you know I HAVE to talk about the fellas. I'm just gonna say it: there's some sorrowful shit in those pictures, and I've lost respect for a lot of these women for fucking with flabby n sick dicks. I've been trying to get into baseball lately, cheering for the home team and all...but I'm gonna have to call a cease to that in light of Justin Verlander's struggle strokes. How do you throw a ball 96 mph but can't stroke Kate Upton's box (no pun intended) with any velocity? I get it, he's probably fucked tons of dimes but that's no excuse. My man is looking like he's pumping gas and trying his damn hardest not to go over $10.

Then you have Lawrence sucking some off brand dick. And people have the audacity to wonder why I only fuck with BBC porn outside of a few exceptions. It's like having a nice fireplace in your living room: it frames the room and is a perfect focal point; you don't need a degree in interior design to know that shit, brehs. Now, you put Jennifer Lawrence in the room, near the fireplace, and what do you get? An expertly designed living room. You wouldn't put some raggedy book shelf in your main front room, so why the fuck would you want some ferret gimp dick in your celeb nudes.
(http://i.imgur.com/aAaXEIQ.gif)

Now I can talk about the women. I came into this thread ready to say that celeb nudes are a waste because it's never that explicit, and you can always find a nude model or porn star who looks similar to a celeb. But this is some high quality shit. I can't fap to any of this (for obvious reasons) but I'm still :lawd

Kate Upton...the body is a box, but those breasts can't be denied. I just want to lay my head on them. You guys ever slept in a water bed? Best thing I did in Canada.

Jennifer Lawrence... (http://i.imgur.com/8ISIdcZ.png)

I had a feeling she was a freak, but I bet she's insecure about it. Like you'd be fucking her and she'd say "fuck, my boobs are so flabby" and you just give her some mental reassurance and encouragement with a side of D.

Hope Solo's ass tho. Definitely one of those chicks who can jerk you off with her abs. :lawd

That Victoria Justice pic of her in bed might be my favorite. She's not even nude but she looks so welcoming. Man...

Kristen Dunst...I've had a crush on her since Jumanji. They're definitely some struggle pics but I still feel like I accomplished something by seeing her nude, finally.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on August 31, 2014, 11:56:50 PM
Apparently that #LeakForJlaw twitter campaign was started by someone from 4chan.  :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2014, 11:59:51 PM
Miss Sybil licking balls and smelling ass
:whoo

As if we needed more proof that she is the GOAT Crawley, and the most progressive woman of the 1910s.
(http://i.imgur.com/HHDZVs5.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:00:15 AM
Makes sense.
 
Also it starts again in an hour, brehs :jawalrus
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2014, 12:01:27 AM
Kirsten Dunst was nude in Melancholia, just saying
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:01:39 AM
there has to be some good dick in this mess. Has to be.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: toku on September 01, 2014, 12:05:20 AM
Kirsten Dunst has way better tits than I woulda guessed.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 01, 2014, 12:05:39 AM
maybe he didn't wanna bust in 30 seconds
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:06:30 AM
I used to have a water bed. It was pretty nice actually.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2014, 12:06:53 AM
Hasn't Verlander been fucking Upton for years tho? I mean, people just get tired of fucking the same old people, unless you're a true freak, and there aren't that many of them out there.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:12:07 AM
Queen Of Size
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:12:17 AM
opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:13:32 AM
there has to be some good dick in this mess. Has to be.

To be fair Himu, you're standards are pretty damn high when it comes to dick size  :lol

I do not have high standards! I am not a size queen (I try not to be)! I'm fine with average penises. But the penises shown don't look average to me. The lack of melanin also doesn't work for me. Is it racist that I just don't find most white guys penises hot? Too pink, too pale for me? I'm not even talking about size, but aesthetic.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 01, 2014, 12:15:52 AM
opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs
don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation  :-*
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:16:30 AM
5.5 - 6.5 inches.

That one vid/gif of girl sucking that dick, his head looks like someone accidentally stepped on it.

and this is the dick millionaire celebs are sucking and fucking? I refuse to believe it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: toku on September 01, 2014, 12:16:54 AM
nah water beds are stupid
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:19:21 AM
opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs
don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation  :-*
I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick.  >:(
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 01, 2014, 12:21:47 AM
hey PD, i told you upton needed to upgrade to david price
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on September 01, 2014, 12:22:24 AM
the butthole sniffing vid in question


http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1gC5Xk5fuKsJ:https://vid.me/XM8+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us



(http://i.minus.com/iG5NrpxY5KuR6.gif)

downtown abbey indeed!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 01, 2014, 12:23:06 AM
Most of those dicks you see in the pictures are probably Jew producer dicks.  Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.

Regarding Verlander, he doesn't need to have stroke game, a quick check on Google shows that he is worth $180 million.  He doesn't need to worry about how good he can hit it, his bank account and being a professional sports player is good enough.

You dick experts are pretty disappointing.  I figured you'd all know this shit already.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:24:44 AM
hey PD, i told you upton needed to upgrade to david price
he's probably one of those dudes who has a monster dick that never gets fully hard.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:26:19 AM
Yeah the cock Jlaw is sucking probably belongs to a attractive Jewish person producer.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:26:44 AM
5.5 - 6.5 inches.

That one vid/gif of girl sucking that dick, his head looks like someone accidentally stepped on it.

and this is the dick millionaire celebs are sucking and fucking? I refuse to believe it.

What did you expect? All celebs to fuck/suck/have gigantic penises?  :lol

Celebrities are as normal and boring as the rest of us, it's whatever.

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/c2434462f358135e44d3ca0626edb275/tumblr_mvvg6fzmnK1sgl0ajo1_500.gif)

I DON'T KNOW.

If only these guys had that thing some white guys have where like, for some unknown reason, their cock is way darker than their body. So this white dude will have a brown-ish cock. :noah More dudes need to get on that.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 12:27:00 AM
Is it true Aubrey Plaza has some nudes as well?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 01, 2014, 12:27:14 AM
I'm sorry, I understand that a lot of people send nudes or keep good nudes of themselves to send later or whatever. But at the end of the day, you shouldn't take them if you don't anybody but the intended target to see them. Cause someone else is bound to. It sucks that some guys do that, but like everything you should be more careful. So yeah, I'm all for not taking nudes just in case of shit like this.

Meh, I'm a fucking piece of shit and none if what I've been given has been seen by anyone but me. I can't be that much of an outlier, I'm too much of a piece of shit.

You're a piece of shit to people who are too decent to succumb to that, I guess.

:heh I don't give them any in return. 1. I'm too much of a piece of shit and 2. Because of 1. I know I'd get burned.

This just makes me even more of one since I don't acquire in an interaction with any basis of trust and the only inference to make is that I'm manipulative as fuuuuuuuck.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 12:27:43 AM
Fuck you esch. Selena has got some supple looking titties
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:28:16 AM
yeah i didn't know larson had dem titties :leon

Also theresa Palmers face looks bad and that dude in one of her photos is Scott Speedman. I wonder what her dorky looking husband thinks about her fucking that dude.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 12:28:22 AM
opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs
don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation  :-*
I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick.  >:(

I'm gonna need links of Colin Farrell's dick, mac. You can't leave me hanging after that.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:29:51 AM
opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs
don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation  :-*
I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick.  >:(

I'm gonna need links of Colin Farrell's dick, mac. You can't leave me hanging after that.
isn't that who is in that ass smelling vid? i dunno. plus didn't he already have a sex tape at some point?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 12:31:02 AM
kirsten dunce reminds me of whiteacid.. lol.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:32:15 AM
Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 12:32:21 AM
opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs
don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation  :-*
I would have appreciated some #pdthoughts on colin farrell's veiny uncut dick.  >:(

I'm gonna need links of Colin Farrell's dick, mac. You can't leave me hanging after that.
isn't that who is in that ass smelling vid? i dunno. plus didn't he already have a sex tape at some point?

If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 01, 2014, 12:34:08 AM
kirsten dunce reminds me of whiteacid.. lol.
  :phil

Oh man now I have to dig through my files for those pics...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:34:23 AM
If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.
don't worry my dick makes up for it  :-*
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:34:37 AM
who got the first, himu
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 01, 2014, 12:34:41 AM
5.5 - 6.5 inches.

That one vid/gif of girl sucking that dick, his head looks like someone accidentally stepped on it.

and this is the dick millionaire celebs are sucking and fucking? I refuse to believe it.

What did you expect? All celebs to fuck/suck/have gigantic penises?  :lol

Celebrities are as normal and boring as the rest of us, it's whatever.

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/c2434462f358135e44d3ca0626edb275/tumblr_mvvg6fzmnK1sgl0ajo1_500.gif)

I DON'T KNOW.

If only these guys had that thing some white guys have where like, for some unknown reason, their cock is way darker than their body. So this white dude will have a brown-ish cock. :noah More dudes need to get on that.
:-[
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 01, 2014, 12:35:05 AM
If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.
don't worry my dick makes up for it  :-*
send pics to pd so he can critique it
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:35:25 AM
I couldn't fap to any of it. Fuck you nicca :tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:37:27 AM
If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.
don't worry my dick makes up for it  :-*
send pics to pd so he can critique it
already did bae
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 12:37:48 AM
Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

:beli
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:38:42 AM
i read somewhere you could tell a man's dick size based on his face. what say you pd? who here is sporting a big dick face?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 01, 2014, 12:39:00 AM
So this thread happened
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:39:14 AM
who got the first, himu

shaka
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 12:39:34 AM
Is it true Aubrey Plaza has some nudes as well?

you're hoping for Chris Pratt aren't you
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 12:39:41 AM
btw if you can't fap to any of this shit because it's not explicit enough i feel bad for you

dudes in JBO talking about how its useless for them because porn has ruined their lives :neogaf
Yeah... that's.... yeah.... :shaq2  porn has ruined me.  :fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 01, 2014, 12:39:48 AM
If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.
don't worry my dick makes up for it  :-*
send pics to pd so he can critique it
already did bae
Do you have a link to his review or is it still a work in progress?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 12:41:28 AM
Is it true Aubrey Plaza has some nudes as well?

you're hoping for Chris Pratt aren't you

Slightly chubby? I'd be down for that.

That or Zero Dark Thirty Chris... :drool
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:41:56 AM
If that is, his dick isn't as impressive as I was led to believe from talk around the internet.
don't worry my dick makes up for it  :-*
send pics to pd so he can critique it
already did bae
Do you have a link to his review or is it still a work in progress?
we're seeking publishers right now, it's a fairly massive tome.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 12:43:14 AM
I couldn't fap to any of it. Fuck you nicca :tocry

its not my fault yall done fucced your dopamines up

you pd and atra need that detox period
I was actually planning on going a month (this September actually) without porn but... ergh... I dunno. That's going to be tough.  :tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 12:43:28 AM
Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

:beli

Jewco reppin larger than you. Take your L, chutzpah.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:44:08 AM
jacking off ain't even shit anymore. gonna become a monk
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 01, 2014, 12:46:36 AM
are you allowed to have sex on nofap? what about wet dreams?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 12:48:23 AM
new batch soon?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 12:49:34 AM
in 11 minutes
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:49:38 AM
Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

:beli

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/905e8dba0980b2ca99d8b0c6130561f8/tumblr_ml6oy0gX3C1snckw0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 12:50:47 AM
are you allowed to have sex on nofap? what about wet dreams?
Yes. Sex is allowed. Encouraged even.

And wet dreams are fine as well, even though they're annoying as fuck... that's why I fap on (at least) a weekly basis so I'm not creaming up my good underwear.  :larry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2014, 12:52:52 AM
ain't nothing happening tonight, I think this might be done
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 12:53:45 AM
Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

:beli

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/905e8dba0980b2ca99d8b0c6130561f8/tumblr_ml6oy0gX3C1snckw0o1_500.gif)

Beezy is Jamaican.
:yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no Zachary Quinto
[close]
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:55:32 AM
so you stanning beezy now, huh? BEEZY. CHECK OUT THIS FOOL SIMP YOUR DICK, breh.

(http://i.imgur.com/WWU5P9p.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 12:56:55 AM
I'm just saying if EB dick was a market I wouldn't be buying shares from Bepbo.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 12:58:29 AM
I see.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Emi7rj3Uec0/UemFPCZRfiI/AAAAAAAAN3Q/cx31wUpVXNE/s1600/triple-h-nod.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 01:00:00 AM
PD in that glass closet... ::)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 01:02:10 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 01:04:29 AM
explore dick options trading in a market of pussy surplus brehs
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 01:05:17 AM
PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2014, 01:05:33 AM
told you
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 01:06:15 AM
I can JO with the slightest bit of arousal. These pics will be useful for years
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 01:06:27 AM
PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif)
:whew

jeans should be buttonfly tho #nopd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 01:09:36 AM
PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif)
:beli

haven't seen more than 10 minutes of Parks and Rec but Aubrey Plaza omg. She seems pretty chill too.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 01:11:13 AM
PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif)
:whew

jeans should be buttonfly tho #nopd

Buttons ruin the zipper ritual. It's like smoking a morning cig without coffee.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 01:11:17 AM
...Those Jessica Alba ones are old. Like... 2003-ish? I swear I've seen them before.

Same for Olivia Munn, IIRC.

(I see your edit.)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 01, 2014, 01:13:17 AM
The thirst of it all  :whew
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 01:13:29 AM
PD, join us. You need to get in on the action. The jingle of the belt as you undo it, the ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip as his zipper comes down, the perfume smell of manliness and testosterone wafting from his pants' zipper hole as you neatly pull them down to reveal a nice, soft shaft.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbk4nXUVX1ro2c2ro6_r1_500.gif)
:whew

jeans should be buttonfly tho #nopd

Buttons ruin the zipper ritual. It's like smoking a morning cig without coffee.
pop pop pop > zip

especially when the buttonfly is bulging due to excess cawkmeat :rejoice
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 01:15:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/coeTVXL.png

Only the mainsite (and /b/?) are down. boards.4chan.org seems to work for me.

Man, I haven't seen that Yaranaika server image in forever...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 01:16:40 AM
:beli them posting old shit.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 01:22:17 AM
lol lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 01:23:48 AM
it's a holiday weekend, I can wait
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2014, 01:25:36 AM
Melanin. :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on September 01, 2014, 01:28:23 AM
Old but...

http://imgur.com/a/sv8eV

selena gomez :kobeyuck

not my thing but you go ahead and eat
Fake one brehs. http://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/1od25e/halfasian_mic_nsfw/

Still neat pics but not Selena.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 01:30:42 AM
Just showed my bro this drive folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bxm5Vtwv_jqva2RXeFZrQTlGb0k&usp=sharing


(http://i.imgur.com/tpvvhrt.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 01, 2014, 01:44:50 AM
explore dick options trading in a market of pussy surplus brehs

Not to betray the secrets of my people here, but cock has more marginal utility than celebrity nudes in this market.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_value
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 01:46:28 AM
pussy is veblen good tho.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 01:54:05 AM
Old but...

http://imgur.com/a/sv8eV

selena gomez :kobeyuck

not my thing but you go ahead and eat
Fake one brehs. http://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/1od25e/halfasian_mic_nsfw/

Still neat pics but not Selena.
:(

Maybe the last two are real? Maybe!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 01:59:26 AM
Never mind. Oh well. Still looks enough like her I can use it
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: El Babua on September 01, 2014, 01:59:39 AM
All those busted nuts for a fraud. :tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 02:04:37 AM
4 mins past 2am

i give up
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2014, 02:05:03 AM
there's new jlaw ones coming out
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 02:06:00 AM
Weird (and possibly gay) notion: I wonder how many gallons of cum were produced today. And where would one begin to caculate such a value?  :ohhh  :hitler
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 02:09:35 AM
Weird (and possibly gay) notion: I wonder how many gallons of cum were produced today. And where would one begin to caculate such a value?  :ohhh  :hitler

Divide world population in half. Then divide a quarter out for the gay population (or divide in half if you want to be "politically correct" and throw bisexuals under the bus?), now multiply that by... a tablespoon? Depends on how long/how much you produce.

Tah-dah, fuzzy math for you Atra. Now you can go be :supergay
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2014, 02:11:24 AM
Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 02:14:28 AM
Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...


Now, can you answer why Atra wants to know how many gallons that is?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2014, 02:16:14 AM
The new thread title turned out to be prophetic.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 02:17:07 AM
(http://cdn.instructables.com/FAU/ZY71/H7URBVHL/FAUZY71H7URBVHL.MEDIUM.jpg)

Dayum.  :anhuld

Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...


Now, can you answer why Atra wants to know how many gallons that is?
It's late at night (2:00 am here) and my brain starts thinking weird thoughts.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2014, 02:19:59 AM
Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...
Atra, you'll need at least 5 of these
(http://www.uline.com/images/product/Medium/S_10757BLU_M.jpg)

Now, can you answer why Atra wants to know how many gallons that is?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 02:24:18 AM
It's late at night (2:00 am here) and my brain starts thinking weird thoughts.  :yeshrug

Don't lie, you want to bathe in gallons of semen. I won't judge you. :phil

(:holeup :comeon :badass Not for me.)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2014, 02:31:29 AM
I didn't see the Aubrey Plaza ones. Anyone got a link?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2014, 02:35:16 AM
they're not out yet, just a preview image of the album
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2014, 02:35:51 AM
I think if they're not out now, they're probably BS then
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 02:36:08 AM
based on this

http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm

we have about 2.8 billion people with the internet. the ratio is anywhere from 1:1 to 1.06:1 in favor of men, so let's say 1.4 billion of these people are men. about 65% of the world population is 15-64*, so it stands to reason that about 900 million men have heard about this news. I am ignoring issues of timezones here cuz this shit is universal. flabby and sick dudes in croatia are being woken up for this shit. Also, IIRC about 10% of the population is gay, so let's cut it down to about 800 million dudes who care about this shit. let's say for argument that the average guy has masturbated once to these images so far, with some masturbating zero times and some masturbating dozens (no names). apparently the range of semen ejaculated is .1 to 10 ml, the typical being around 5ml (aka teaspoon). a teaspoon is 0.00130208 gallons, so we can probably estimate 1,041,664 gallons of semen have been outputted today.

*I am aware that 12 year olds are probably tuggin their little dicks constantly but the cum is 90% pee so we aren't gonna count that.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 02:38:46 AM
(http://wjbk.images.worldnow.com/images/21796346_BG4.jpg)

 :holeup
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 01, 2014, 02:42:10 AM
Where the fuck are the pics?

I'm staying up hours later than usual for this shit.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 02:44:31 AM
This is some Greenwald level drip feed.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 02:47:36 AM
There's more Jlaw pics. They censored the titty meats and puss tho. Should be leaking a new set of her, or this taco is holding out for payment via TMZ.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 02:50:17 AM
There's more Jlaw pics. They censored the titty meats and puss tho. Should be leaking a new set of her, or this taco is holding out for payment via TMZ.
Lame.  Goodnight
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 01, 2014, 02:53:58 AM
are you allowed to have sex on nofap? what about wet dreams?
Yes. Sex is allowed. Encouraged even.

And wet dreams are fine as well, even though they're annoying as fuck... that's why I fap on (at least) a weekly basis so I'm not creaming up my good underwear.  :larry

Frontpage of reddit /r/nofap

(http://i.imgur.com/hLGmOgx.jpeg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2014, 02:54:26 AM
"Jizzaster" is pretty good, but has anyone coined "Fapocalypse" yet?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 02:56:52 AM
Or what about "Cumundrum"?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2014, 02:58:20 AM
Cumragnarok
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 01, 2014, 03:08:16 AM
the jlawcaust
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 03:22:53 AM
Jay Lawst. (http://i.imgur.com/kVG7HAe.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 03:23:55 AM
the fapture
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 03:38:51 AM
Someone on 4chan/reddit may have figured out the identity of the leaker...

some 15 year old redhead.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 03:44:30 AM
Gingers redeemed.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 03:53:00 AM
It was a redditor doing the doxx. Figures those feggits would ruin it, if true.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 01, 2014, 04:29:15 AM
I just came across this gif and I thought 'that jizz thread really needs it'

(http://i.imgur.com/SxTmOPb.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 05:00:10 AM
Ragnacock
jizzocide
Apocumlips
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 05:03:17 AM
I just came across this gif and I thought 'that jizz thread really needs it'

(http://i.imgur.com/SxTmOPb.gif)

:what that gif is old as time, nicca
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2014, 05:08:42 AM
Ragnacock
jizzocide
Apocumlips

The idea is that you give it one shot per post, bring your best game. Don't just toss stuff at a wall and see what sticks.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's what the rest of the thread is about.
[close]
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 01, 2014, 05:35:07 AM
:what that gif is old as time, nicca
I didnt mean to imply it is new, in fact I probably first encountered it in 1995 on a 33.3K modem. I meant it fits here
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2014, 07:59:47 AM
Someone on 4chan/reddit may have figured out the identity of the leaker...

some 15 year old redhead.

He's gonna get the chair for summoning Cumthulhu.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2014, 08:01:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/upe6NBq.gif)

 :noooo
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Squiddy on September 01, 2014, 08:43:49 AM
Internet detectives  :lol
http://i.imgur.com/in7Onv3.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 09:43:01 AM
Ok crisis averted, it wasn't the ginger.

It was the ginger's adult coworker.

Time for him to leave the country. I think the Scarjo leaker got 10 years in prison.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 11:36:36 AM
Who is this -> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409558650566.png

And where can I see them in high res? They look delicious.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 01, 2014, 11:43:56 AM
kate upton cousin
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 11:46:09 AM
so the Gabrielle Union pics never came out?
:fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 11:46:11 AM
Oh she's the one getting lazy fucked like she was married? Shame.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 01, 2014, 11:47:21 AM
yeah lmao


is that a link to a facebook hacker in that post? gunna download it and cop all the nudes  :rejoice
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 11:51:01 AM
Find some thick girls to leak for us cousin
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: RowRow on September 01, 2014, 12:04:48 PM
(http://static.lulu.com/browse/product_thumbnail.php?productId=20052760&resolution=320)

Just imagine all the recipes that could be made with all this secret ingredient being produced
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:12:23 PM
(http://static.lulu.com/browse/product_thumbnail.php?productId=20052760&resolution=320)

Just imagine all the recipes that could be made with all this secret ingredient being produced
the recipes are pretty uninteresting, sadly. though the recommendation of whisking semen into hot chicken soup to give it a stringy texture is a smart one.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 01, 2014, 12:59:14 PM

so it's all done now yeah? none of that other 40 women are leaking?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 01:15:11 PM
I'll never see my baby Selena :(
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 01:16:12 PM
I'll never see my baby Selena :(

she certainly looks like a baby.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2014, 01:16:21 PM
Gabrielle Union is on the list?  O my.  Avril needs to come out too before the guy goes to jail. 
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 01:20:58 PM
I'll never see my baby Selena :(

she certainly looks like a baby.
bro dont start with that shit. Them titties is legal
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 02:03:19 PM
The pics of Mary Elizabeth Winstead got deleted.  :'(
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2014, 02:12:09 PM
The pics of Mary Elizabeth Winstead got deleted.  :'(

they sucked ass anyway

Figuratively sucked ass, not literally like Downton Abbey chick.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 01, 2014, 02:14:09 PM
Aly and AJ Michalka, Aubrey Plaza, Abby Elliott, Avril Lavigne, Amber Heard, Brie Larson, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevigne, Emily Ratjakowski, Farrah Abraham, Gabrielle Union, Hayden Pannettiere, Hope Solo, Hillary Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Kayley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Kate Bosworth, Keke Palmer, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Dunst, Krysten Ritter, Lea Michele, Lizzy Caplan, Mary Kate Olsen, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rihanna, Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Wynona Ryder, Alison Brie and Dave Franco.




 :larry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2014, 02:57:28 PM
Hayden Pannettiere
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 01, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
I imagine the leaker is going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison when he's found out.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 03:04:57 PM
No, they'll give him a federal pardon for doing the world a favor.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 01, 2014, 03:06:16 PM
No, they'll give him a federal pardon for doing the world a favor.
:lol :win
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 03:10:43 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 01, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
You really want to see Justin Verlander's ass?  :win
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 03:16:13 PM
You really want to see Justin Verlander's ass?  :win

(http://giant.gfycat.com/UnlawfulWillingAntbear.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 01, 2014, 03:27:11 PM
I didn't look at any of these pictures and still came like 15 times this weekend for reasons unrelated to celebrities. #EthicalHedonism
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 03:30:07 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
I posted it a couple pages back
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dennis on September 01, 2014, 03:33:56 PM
The enthusiasm present at this site here for looking at the pictures and the mad scramble on NeoGAF to be the most horrified and outraged at these leaks is a funny contrast.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 03:56:19 PM
The outrage over this breach of privacy is sorta like the outrage over the Zoe Quinn breach of journalism ethics.  It's like, where you been brehs? The NSA has been wanking it to JLaw for years.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Squiddy on September 01, 2014, 03:57:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vnd0H9J.jpg)

There you have it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 01, 2014, 04:11:50 PM
I don't feel particularly outraged viscerally, but rationally speaking it's pretty clear and unambiguous that you are bad people and should feel bad.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 04:18:01 PM
If people want to look at naked people then they can do that. It's not involving children or rape. This pictures weren't taken against anyone's will. They are gonewild pics put on the Apple Cloud (derp).

I'm sure the NSA has managed to see my wang. If compromising pictures of me or someone close to me got out, I'd be upset at those that leaked it and I'd probably be embarrassed. I couldn't get mad at people looking at them though.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2014, 04:20:44 PM
I didn't look at any of these pictures and still came like 15 times this weekend for reasons unrelated to celebrities. #EthicalHedonism

Well I wouldn't need these celeb pics if your mom came to visit me too.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 01, 2014, 04:32:18 PM
If people want to look at naked people then they can do that. It's not involving children or rape. This pictures weren't taken against anyone's will. They are gonewild pics put on the Apple Cloud (derp).

Yeah the idea that there's no important distinction between taking some pictures to be shared with specific people, and having them be shared with everyone, is just bizarre to me.

Personal cloud storage is not supposed to be public, that's not how it's marketed or how client apps and systems that integrate with it are being designed.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 04:46:10 PM
I never assume it will be shared with just certain people. Once they are out there, the pics are out there. The only thing I assume is the risk that they'll spread, as things tend to do.

Years ago, there was a security leak in Microsoft's messenger service where private files and images sent between two people chatting could be seen in the network's sorta "cargo" area. You just hit refresh on a website and it brought up whatever random image was sitting in this space.

I just never assume absolute security.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 04:49:31 PM
Just to be sure, there haven't been any leaks of Sofia Vergara or Christina Hendricks, has there?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 04:54:42 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

Ditto.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 04:59:17 PM
What this coli thread is doing for my daps :lawd

It's basically free daps, brehs. Just post some funny shit and eat. The entire forum is viewing that thread.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on September 01, 2014, 05:09:53 PM
reddit livestream
http://www.reddit.com/live/thwsx6wkbysn

and some new ones were just posted
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2014, 05:10:43 PM
The enthusiasm present at this site here for looking at the pictures and the mad scramble on NeoGAF to be the most horrified and outraged at these leaks is a funny contrast.
That's because you don't get any points for anything on the bore as such there's no mad rush to prove to be the most progressive person on the board.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2014, 05:31:35 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2f5z7v/ricky_gervais_leaks_his_own_nudes/
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Sausage on September 01, 2014, 05:43:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0oEuz8m.jpg

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 05:45:22 PM
Now I feel wrong.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 01, 2014, 05:46:44 PM
 :larry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 01, 2014, 05:51:31 PM
I don't feel particularly outraged viscerally, but rationally speaking it's pretty clear and unambiguous that you are bad people and should feel bad.

Dude, you've spent hours in this thread yesterday and today, if the top of the page means anything. 
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: lennedsay on September 01, 2014, 06:04:51 PM
I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties.  >:(
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 06:05:12 PM
my friend told me jlaw video got leaked but...

I can't find it.

I give up.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Sausage on September 01, 2014, 06:12:53 PM
Theres one of her giving head earlier in this thread
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 06:13:00 PM
I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties.  >:(

Just another day in Obama's America, Len.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Diunx on September 01, 2014, 06:13:56 PM
Downloading the torrent with all the pics as we speak, that downton abbey bitch got me dry brehs :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: lennedsay on September 01, 2014, 06:14:25 PM
I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties.  >:(

Just another day in Obama's America, Len.

Thanks Obama. :yuck
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Sausage on September 01, 2014, 06:20:52 PM
I keep reading the title "the jizztaster"
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 06:21:57 PM
Here's my shame: This whole thing has made me feel old because I don't recognize most of the names listed.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 01, 2014, 06:26:13 PM
The Great Onanclysm of 2014

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yc2fwBurLkM/U8lyWlYSu-I/AAAAAAAAA9w/4ftFs_MQ0x4/s1600/18+Australia.jpg)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sysfLZR51rrnekqo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2014, 06:46:48 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

Ditto.
looks like imgur took the album down. Sorry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2014, 06:50:11 PM
anyone have the full Upton set?

:hitler
I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

Ditto.
looks like imgur took the album down. Sorry

Y'all some lazy motherfuckers

http://imgur.com/a/eTIq0#0
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 06:54:18 PM
:bow Based Triumph. :bow2
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 01, 2014, 07:17:49 PM
First we had "murder in the digital realm," and now we have molestation in the digital realm:

(http://i.imgur.com/FVzXb9x.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 01, 2014, 07:19:06 PM
We really are no better than child molesters, rapists and murderers.

In fact, we're probably worse.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 07:19:08 PM
I never assume it will be shared with just certain people. Once they are out there, the pics are out there. The only thing I assume is the risk that they'll spread, as things tend to do.

Years ago, there was a security leak in Microsoft's messenger service where private files and images sent between two people chatting could be seen in the network's sorta "cargo" area. You just hit refresh on a website and it brought up whatever random image was sitting in this space.

I just never assume absolute security.

Nailed it. so might as well rock it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on September 01, 2014, 07:21:35 PM
We really are no better than child molesters, rapists and murderers.

In fact, we're probably worse.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 07:23:06 PM
If this was early/mid 90's Patricia Aqruette I might care. But she's fat as fuck now so fuck her. Plus the Arquette's are crazy as fuck.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 07:24:02 PM
Dunno, seeing the Olympics chick nude made me reconsider, considering she was underage just a few months ago. I won't view another picture brehs. I'm taking a stand.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
until Gabrielle Union leaks
:stahp
[close]
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on September 01, 2014, 07:27:59 PM
You haven't experienced the jizzaster until you chase it with The Red Pill

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2f5qbd/why_are_the_feminazis_so_buttdevastated_about_the/
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 07:29:52 PM
buttdevastated

when butthurt just ain't enough
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 07:31:16 PM
If this was early/mid 90's Patricia Aqruette I might care. But she's fat as fuck now so fuck her.

Link?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 07:32:00 PM
Link to her thin or fat?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2014, 07:34:06 PM
We really are no better than child molesters, rapists and murderers.

In fact, we're probably worse.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109
Yeah, have fun fighting biology on that one. I can see where he's coming from intellectually, but we're not Vulcans and will never be. No law will make people not covet any and all expressions of sexuality in some way, that market is here to stay. You know what created it? The invention of photography.
There's a moral argument to be had and maybe philosophy of law, but no amount of sanction and punishment is gonna change people's tendencies on this one, same as narcotics.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 07:35:02 PM
Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 07:39:55 PM
Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.
:beli Use google nicca
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2014, 07:42:06 PM
Blah. I'm just here for the spectacle. The celebrity aspect means nothing to me. :yeshrug
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 07:44:58 PM
Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.
:beli Use google nicca

I meant for the naked pics, yo.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 07:45:07 PM
I just enjoy kicking new wave mau-mauing in the balls.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 07:46:22 PM
Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.
:beli Use google nicca

I meant for the naked pics, yo.
bing Lost Highway, breh. I ain't gonna do any work to link that shit.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Yup. Either they ran out or they're holding out for money or they're scurred and hiding.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2014, 08:07:37 PM
Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.
:beli Use google nicca

I meant for the naked pics, yo.
bing Lost Highway, breh. I ain't gonna do any work to link that shit.

I'm just saying, if you're gonna make a reference to nekkid pics in a thread about nekkid pics, then at least have the courtesy to link them. :punch
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dennis on September 01, 2014, 08:12:23 PM
Obama has the FBI, CIA, NSA and police around the country on this with all available manpower. The leakers are hiding in a hole somewhere.

Ferguson what?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 08:13:29 PM
Apparently more of that gymnist smut is coming
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on September 01, 2014, 08:49:45 PM
j-law screencaps leaked and more is coming

http://i.imgur.com/iSISJeJ.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 09:04:06 PM
:phil
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on September 01, 2014, 09:05:08 PM
I'm never leaving this thread
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Beezy on September 01, 2014, 09:07:38 PM
So I've been away from the innanets this weekend. Are all of these pics compiled somewhere? Are there vids too?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on September 01, 2014, 09:11:19 PM
So I've been away from the innanets this weekend. Are all of these pics compiled somewhere? Are there vids too?

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 01, 2014, 10:06:09 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109

Friendly reminder that this poster bemoans the fact that they can't pay employees 1 quid an hour.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 01, 2014, 10:08:05 PM
I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties.  >:(

whats a nicca gotta do to get some leaked bbw lennedsay pics
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2014, 10:13:11 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109

Friendly reminder that this poster bemoans the fact that they can't pay employees 1 quid an hour.
Let me guess: he loves zero hour contracts.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 10:18:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ig145nn.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2014, 10:21:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AjMmnMo.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/q88h3ev.png)
:lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 01, 2014, 10:29:45 PM
Saved me a trip to Google.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2014, 10:37:24 PM
j-law screencaps leaked and more is coming

http://i.imgur.com/iSISJeJ.jpg

ISIS confirmed involved
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2014, 10:42:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wQxdFuS.jpg)

I think this writer has a point to make but I can't put my finger on it
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2014, 10:48:48 PM
Sounds like a game journalist
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2014, 10:55:10 PM
There's (to me) an alarming amount of women that view male sexuality as an act of violence in either a forthcoming and self-aware way or in the more commonly sub-conscience way that you're seeing with some of the outrage over this. There's probably also some naive sense of chivalry going on without the awareness that chivalry is very patronizing and dismissive of women.

But then you have the dudes that are trying this chivalry to impress girls. But they're impressing girls who view their sexual attraction to them as violence. Don't go down that road dudes.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 01, 2014, 10:58:21 PM
The complexities and the vagaries :tocry Thank G-d I am gay too fat to care what girls think about me.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 01, 2014, 11:29:05 PM
I think this writer has a point to make but I can't put my finger on it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinners_in_the_Hands_of_an_Angry_God

Loaded diction :rejoice
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 01, 2014, 11:40:32 PM
Thank G-d I am gay

*side-eye*  Freudian Slip there, bub?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 11:41:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CtynUrn.gif
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 01, 2014, 11:41:50 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2014, 11:45:11 PM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--C9Eob70y--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wr85yikkrnslxdugttv3.png)

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1877074/ron-simmons-damn-o.gif)

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2014, 11:48:18 PM
A pic of Trachtenberg's pussy
http://i.imgur.com/f4rSi6F.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2014, 12:17:33 AM
It's over (http://i.imgur.com/4V2SroZ.png)

The leaker turned into a little taco and the federales are rolling in (http://i.imgur.com/4V2SroZ.png)

This got me feeling some type of way niccas (http://i.imgur.com/4V2SroZ.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 02, 2014, 12:22:04 AM
I don't feel particularly outraged viscerally, but rationally speaking it's pretty clear and unambiguous that you are bad people and should feel bad.

Dude, you've spent hours in this thread yesterday and today, if the top of the page means anything.

oh I've been reading this thread incessantly but seriously have yet to click on any of the links. I am a voyeur of other people's voyeurism.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2014, 12:28:00 AM
MUH SEXISM
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 02, 2014, 12:28:19 AM
I mean I'm aided in my moral uprightness by the fact I've barely consumed any non-internet-native pop culture in the past 10 years or so, so I have no idea who most of these people are anyway.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 12:30:32 AM
Yeah, I'm not really looking forward to the deluge of corny huffpo/Slate articles to follow this up either. It was nice though :aah

What The Leaks Say About Men in 2014.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 02, 2014, 12:32:49 AM
I havent fapped at any of this yet, have I missed my guilt free (well less guilt) fap window?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2014, 12:34:52 AM
I never fapped to any of it.

I need industrial grade smut to get through these defenses (http://i.imgur.com/gFfD8aF.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Hock on September 02, 2014, 12:35:08 AM
My hands are clean, haven't saved or fapped to any of this. I can read finger-wagging articles with no guilt.


Right?

Edit - ^^ holy shit how did we all say the same damn thing
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 02, 2014, 12:39:57 AM
The leaker tried to make some money out of this.

The leaker got burned.

There's a video of an angry Aubrey Plaza fluffing her cat out there, and we'll never see it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 12:41:15 AM
Ditto to Hock's & Stealthfan's posts.

Celeb stuff rarely (if ever) gets me hard. Now, it would be a different story if I was still 13 when a slight breeze would get me stiff but now? Pssssh. (http://i.imgur.com/BAHQici.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 12:41:52 AM
should have had a Julian Assange-esque doomsday file ready in case of arrest.
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1541645/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 12:42:02 AM
I am totally a sucker for internet "events"

I stayed up all night watching the Vice Ferguson streams (btw dude get better equipment)
same thing with the initial Pokemon twitch.
Game launches, book launches all that. I'm a huge sucker for all that.
I'm sorta like to be able to say "I remember when that happened"

Dunno why that is, but it is. Also, fap? to this? come now.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 12:47:15 AM
I want to hear the conversation between Jennifer Lawrence and her publicist.

*brrring*
Jennifer: ya sup this is JLaw
Publicist: Hello Ms Lawrence this is Roger. I just got off the phone with your lawyers.
JLaw: Aw damn what's up boss
Pub: Bad news Ms Lawrence. I have to ask, did you ever send compromising nude photos of yourself to anyone online or via your phone?
JLaw: Oh hell no. I'd never do that.
Pub:Oh thank goodness. I'll just send out a denia..
JLaw: I did however put like three dozen naked pictures of myself on the cloud.
Pub: You what?
JLaw: Yeah. I take a lot of hot selfies. Real hot, if I may so myself.
Pub: Why would you put those on the cloud?
JLaw: I gotta back up my files somehow. See if my phone gets stolen then the pics will be safe on the cloud. Smart huh?
Pub: Oh dear. Ms Lawrence I believe your Cloud account has been compromised.
JLaw: What! Well at least they'll never find the selfies.
Pub: I am not so sure of that Ms Larwence.
JLaw: I hid them under their own folder. Called it The Hunger Gams. LOL
Pub: Ms Lawrence I believe the hunger gams have gone public. Your nude photos are on the internet.
JLaw: WHAT no way. You should totally sue somebody.
Pub: We are but I must ask, was there anything else that you've put on the Cloud?
JLaw: Just some award show pics with my friends, uh a pool party and uh some videos
Pub: Okay..
JLaw: ..of me having sex. But those are in another secret folder.
Pub: Oh god don't tell me..
JLaw: Called it Mockingblojay
Pub: Those may have been leaked as well. The entire account is compromised
JLaw: That wasn't even my best performance
Pub: I would advise you to no longer use the Cloud for storage of such things
JLaw: You gotta get with the times. The Cloud is everywhere Roger. JLaw is everywhere.
Pub: Yes, well, she certainly is now.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 02, 2014, 12:51:31 AM
I just fapped to the mental image of etoilet exerting himself to write that. humiliation gets me off
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 02, 2014, 12:54:22 AM
Celeb stuff rarely (if ever) gets me hard. Now, it would be a different story if I was still 13 when a slight breeze would get me stiff but now? Pssssh. (http://i.imgur.com/BAHQici.png)

I mean it's probably done me a disservice in life but idk why you're repping a diminished libido.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 12:54:37 AM
you catching a lot of feels over this
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 02, 2014, 01:00:05 AM
i wish scarjo would drop some more nudes
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 02, 2014, 01:16:11 AM
what movie
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Quaker on September 02, 2014, 01:20:35 AM
Under the Skin.

She had to wait until after she got a tit reduction to go full frontal...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 02, 2014, 01:23:09 AM
 :umad
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 02, 2014, 01:33:26 AM
Under the Skin.
That film was so fucking strange, weirdest boner :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 02, 2014, 01:38:01 AM
Under the Skin.

She had to wait until after she got a tit reduction to go full frontal...
technically she doesn't in that film, because...
spoiler (click to show/hide)
her character doesn't have a vagina.
[close]
Legitimately great movie btw.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 02, 2014, 01:48:39 AM
God dammit at the ending to that movie, weirdest ashy blue boner :noah

But yeah despite all the :noah  posts, it's legitimately a great movie, watch it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Beezy on September 02, 2014, 02:27:18 AM
Just skimmed the thread...

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

:beli

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/905e8dba0980b2ca99d8b0c6130561f8/tumblr_ml6oy0gX3C1snckw0o1_500.gif)

Beezy is Jamaican.
:yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no Zachary Quinto
[close]

so you stanning beezy now, huh? BEEZY. CHECK OUT THIS FOOL SIMP YOUR DICK, breh.

(http://i.imgur.com/WWU5P9p.gif)

 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2014, 03:16:53 AM
Lena Dunham's fat ass complaing about this (http://i.imgur.com/ejYBF8e.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Barraco Barner on September 02, 2014, 03:44:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/66DU8yX.jpg)

wut
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 03:47:26 AM
how am i supposed to know which women to support if I don't see the pics tho
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 03:55:42 AM
Would someone please make PD stop eye-raping Verlander.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2014, 05:11:10 AM
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2014, 06:37:19 AM
I want to hear the conversation between Jennifer Lawrence and her publicist.

*brrring*
Jennifer: ya sup this is JLaw
Publicist: Hello Ms Lawrence this is Roger. I just got off the phone with your lawyers.
JLaw: Aw damn what's up boss
Pub: Bad news Ms Lawrence. I have to ask, did you ever send compromising nude photos of yourself to anyone online or via your phone?
JLaw: Oh hell no. I'd never do that.
Pub:Oh thank goodness. I'll just send out a denia..
JLaw: I did however put like three dozen naked pictures of myself on the cloud.
Pub: You what?
JLaw: Yeah. I take a lot of hot selfies. Real hot, if I may so myself.
Pub: Why would you put those on the cloud?
JLaw: I gotta back up my files somehow. See if my phone gets stolen then the pics will be safe on the cloud. Smart huh?
Pub: Oh dear. Ms Lawrence I believe your Cloud account has been compromised.
JLaw: What! Well at least they'll never find the selfies.
Pub: I am not so sure of that Ms Larwence.
JLaw: I hid them under their own folder. Called it The Hunger Gams. LOL
Pub: Ms Lawrence I believe the hunger gams have gone public. Your nude photos are on the internet.
JLaw: WHAT no way. You should totally sue somebody.
Pub: We are but I must ask, was there anything else that you've put on the Cloud?
JLaw: Just some award show pics with my friends, uh a pool party and uh some videos
Pub: Okay..
JLaw: ..of me having sex. But those are in another secret folder.
Pub: Oh god don't tell me..
JLaw: Called it Mockingblojay
Pub: Those may have been leaked as well. The entire account is compromised
JLaw: That wasn't even my best performance
Pub: I would advise you to no longer use the Cloud for storage of such things
JLaw: You gotta get with the times. The Cloud is everywhere Roger. JLaw is everywhere.
Pub: Yes, well, she certainly is now.

 :holeup
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 02, 2014, 07:57:15 AM
JLaw: ..of me having sex. But those are in another secret folder.
Pub: Oh god don't tell me..
JLaw: Called it Mockingblojay

:dead I seriously want to use "Mockingblojay" in a conversation sometime just get  ??? reactions.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: octopushover on September 02, 2014, 09:28:36 AM
bar refaeli's anus tho

(http://media0.giphy.com/media/GCLlQnV7wzKLu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 10:42:42 AM
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.
I talked with this with my teen daughter to try and get the message across. Her reaction?

"So you're telling me these celebrities, who everyone wants to see naked, took naked pics of themselves then not only didn't delete them right away but went ahead and posted them to the cloud?"

 
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2014, 10:46:59 AM
Yeah. I also believe celebrities commonly have an unhealthy need for attention and self destructive tendencies.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 11:06:08 AM
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.
I talked with this with my teen daughter to try and get the message across. Her reaction?

"So you're telling me these celebrities, who everyone wants to see naked, took naked pics of themselves then not only didn't delete them right away but went ahead and posted them to the cloud?"
you need to teach your daughter about the dangers of microagressions :ufup
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: king of the internet on September 02, 2014, 11:27:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/66DU8yX.jpg)

wut

I'll be honest, I don't see anything wrong with what she's saying. :yeshrug

That being said, I looked at the pictures.  :shaq2
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2014, 11:31:42 AM
Quote
lena dunams tweeter

(http://i.imgur.com/c1YfK9i.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 11:31:48 AM
the #dualities of supporting privacy/civil liberties but viewing  the nudes.
:lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 11:42:00 AM
We're all cyber rapists now. There's no turning back.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 02, 2014, 11:42:15 AM
It's funny watching society at large / people I know engage with the issues I've thought about for awhile wrt my own pornographic preferences.

At least I'm not a civil libertarian. :whew
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2014, 11:43:32 AM
I'll be honest, I don't see anything wrong with what she's saying. :yeshrug

That being said, I looked at the pictures.  :shaq2

I'm just glad that normals are finally facing the same shame that anime fans deal with everyday. Thank you, feminazi SJWs. #WeAreAllDuckroll (http://i.imgur.com/P79sRyf.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mr. Nobody on September 02, 2014, 11:44:01 AM
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.
I talked with this with my teen daughter to try and get the message across. Her reaction?

"So you're telling me these celebrities, who everyone wants to see naked, took naked pics of themselves then not only didn't delete them right away but went ahead and posted them to the cloud?"

Well damn  :heh
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 11:53:39 AM
Ronito's daughter sounds like a 20something year old white gamer.
:heh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
probably doesn't like black people either as a gamer/Mormon
(http://sidescrollers.net/Smileys/SW/lebron.png)
[close]
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 12:03:25 PM
:dead

I made it a hot line, you made it a hot post
:whew
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 12:18:12 PM
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.
I talked with this with my teen daughter to try and get the message across. Her reaction?

"So you're telling me these celebrities, who everyone wants to see naked, took naked pics of themselves then not only didn't delete them right away but went ahead and posted them to the cloud?"

Well damn  :heh
To be fair this is cherry picking the discussion. She was disgusted the pics were hacked and that they were shared and all that and didn't understand why anyone would be ok with that (as you'd expect) but this line came up too. 
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: king of the internet on September 02, 2014, 12:28:44 PM
You don't "post" your photos to the cloud. They're automatically uploaded if iCloud back-up is enabled. Most people probably aren't even aware it's happening. Educate her.  :wag
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 12:31:44 PM
You don't "post" your photos to the cloud. They're automatically uploaded if iCloud back-up is enabled. Most people probably aren't even aware it's happening. Educate her.  :wag
Oh she knew. She was like "all my friends know that!" I wonder if I need to talk to her friends...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: demi on September 02, 2014, 12:35:34 PM
I wonder if her friends are hot...
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 12:36:33 PM
I wonder if her friends are hot...
Well apparently they're behind 7 proxies
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 02, 2014, 12:39:47 PM
You're all going to the fornicator's hell
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 02, 2014, 12:39:58 PM
Except Andrex :fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 12:54:19 PM
I wonder if her friends are hot...
Well apparently they're behind 7 proxies
That's smart. You can never be too careful.

And they're probably browsing the deep-web right now via TOR or JonDonym. Kids these days. (http://i.imgur.com/r8ul90V.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Take My Breh Away on September 02, 2014, 01:00:10 PM
We're all cyber rapists now. There's no turning back.  :brazilcry

The closest we will ever be to sex with Hollywood stars. Take it all in, brehs. :fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 01:50:08 PM
to be fair it's her choice to be nude on her show. it's no one's choice for their personal pics to be leaked/sold online.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 02, 2014, 01:54:04 PM
To be fair Kate Upton looks good naked. Yay
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2014, 01:58:29 PM
To be fair Kate Upton looks good naked. Yay

Can't say fairer than that
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 02:00:49 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mupepe on September 02, 2014, 02:10:36 PM
I'm going to say she is wrong when she says I am violating people every time I look at Kate Upton's tits now.  It doesn't turn me into sexual deviant or creep.  Fuck off
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: octopushover on September 02, 2014, 02:12:49 PM
to be fair it's her choice to be nude on her show. it's no one's choice for their personal pics to be leaked/sold online.

(http://img-s3-01.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2014/09/02/4d0b4166732a2e18eb82cbc2a5d02d4c.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Steve Contra on September 02, 2014, 02:14:39 PM
Oh god why had I never ignored Etiolate before.  Feels so good :aah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Steve Contra on September 02, 2014, 02:37:41 PM
No, someone called him a covert mra and Prole responded with "covert?"

:dead
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 02:40:18 PM
 :picard

gonna #CowardShame all y'all
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Steve Contra on September 02, 2014, 02:40:46 PM
:aah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 02:44:50 PM
Here's something Verlander related that the Bore will like:
http://i.imgur.com/suwouyI.gif
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 02:45:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 03:14:17 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm

How do you know she's not concerned about the Verlander pics? The main focus of the pictures is the female stars - reddit wasn't getting 100k hits because people wanted to see Verlander's ass. Of course his privacy was violated, I don't think anyone would deny that - but the focus of all of this is on Upton, Lawrence, and the other females. Do you disagree with that?

No one gets to tell people their sexuality is wrong, but at the same time some things are just wrong. Watching a woman shower without her knowing it...would be wrong. Watching a woman undress without her knowing it...would be wrong. They're invasions of privacy, and your sexuality rights don't outweigh that.

Stealing people's personal pics and looking at them...is wrong. And if these were women you knew, say at work or school, and they found out you looked at the pics...you wouldn't be able to just say :yeshrug "I was just expressing my rights as a heterosexual." You'd look like a creep.

Ultimately this is the internet. I have committed a variety of crimes online that I wouldn't consider doing "in real life." I have committed theft online. And I have looked at these pics. Because this is the internet I don't feel bad about it. But I'm sure as hell not going to pretend like I didn't do something wrong, or in the case of these pics...distasteful.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2014, 03:14:36 PM
I think that it really is unfortunate that people are having their privacy violated. That sucks.

That said, I'm a bad person and have looked at and will continue to look at these pics.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 03:22:01 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm

How do you know she's not concerned about the Verlander pics? The main focus of the pictures is the female stars - reddit wasn't getting 100k hits because people wanted to see Verlander's ass. Of course his privacy was violated, I don't think anyone would deny that - but the focus of all of this is on Upton, Lawrence, and the other females. Do you disagree with that?

No one gets to tell people their sexuality is wrong, but at the same time some things are just wrong. Watching a woman shower without her knowing it...would be wrong. Watching a woman undress without her knowing it...would be wrong. They're invasions of privacy, and your sexuality rights don't outweigh that.

Stealing people's personal pics and looking at them...is wrong. And if these were women you knew, say at work or school, and they found out you looked at the pics...you wouldn't be able to just say :yeshrug "I was just expressing my rights as a heterosexual." You'd look like a creep.

Ultimately this is the internet. I have committed a variety of crimes online that I wouldn't consider doing "in real life." I have committed theft online. And I have looked at these pics. Because this is the internet I don't feel bad about it. But I'm sure as hell not going to pretend like I didn't do something wrong, or in the case of these pics...distasteful.

The focus of her tweets was on the women. Yes, the leak is about the female celebs included. They're not advertised as Verlander or Collin Farrel leaks. But the language she uses and the tone of the various angry tweets over this focuses on the women. If it's about people's privacy being violated then speak of it that way. To say this isn't a gendered view of hers is to be real dishonest. Come on.

And there's a big difference between peeping into someone showering and someone taking nude pictures of themselves to show but them getting into the hands of people they didn't intend to show. This was exhibitionism by the celebs. It just got beyond the point they wanted it to. It was dumb to let them get on the cloud, but if you take these sort of type of pictures then you're increasing the chance for them to get out. That's the choice they made.

This isn't someone hiding in the shadows with a high zoom camera taking pics of them changing clothes in their bedroom. These are pictures they took themselves. This is their exhibitionism that went beyond their intended limits. The women aren't against these pictures existing because in many cases they're  holding the camera in the very image itself. I'm not violating anything they didn't already violate.

That doesn't mean I'm all into spreading the pictures or telling people how to find them or continuing to just spread the slip up around. I'm not jacking off to the pics. I do know they're attractive women who took nudes of themselves and I'm not gonna act like finding that interesting is some violation. I'm not gonna have this mau-mau shit try to cage up male sexuality because they have a twisted view of male sexuality. I'm not saying the hacking is right. I'm not for invasions of privacy. I'm just not going to listen to some stupid shit about shaming men for looking at some gal's boudoir photos.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Yeti on September 02, 2014, 03:52:33 PM
(http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/140902-groot-phone-hacking-690-570.jpg)

The New Yorker  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 04:01:58 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm

How do you know she's not concerned about the Verlander pics? The main focus of the pictures is the female stars - reddit wasn't getting 100k hits because people wanted to see Verlander's ass. Of course his privacy was violated, I don't think anyone would deny that - but the focus of all of this is on Upton, Lawrence, and the other females. Do you disagree with that?

No one gets to tell people their sexuality is wrong, but at the same time some things are just wrong. Watching a woman shower without her knowing it...would be wrong. Watching a woman undress without her knowing it...would be wrong. They're invasions of privacy, and your sexuality rights don't outweigh that.

Stealing people's personal pics and looking at them...is wrong. And if these were women you knew, say at work or school, and they found out you looked at the pics...you wouldn't be able to just say :yeshrug "I was just expressing my rights as a heterosexual." You'd look like a creep.

Ultimately this is the internet. I have committed a variety of crimes online that I wouldn't consider doing "in real life." I have committed theft online. And I have looked at these pics. Because this is the internet I don't feel bad about it. But I'm sure as hell not going to pretend like I didn't do something wrong, or in the case of these pics...distasteful.

The focus of her tweets was on the women. Yes, the leak is about the female celebs included. They're not advertised as Verlander or Collin Farrel leaks. But the language she uses and the tone of the various angry tweets over this focuses on the women. If it's about people's privacy being violated then speak of it that way. To say this isn't a gendered view of hers is to be real dishonest. Come on.

And there's a big difference between peeping into someone showering and someone taking nude pictures of themselves to show but them getting into the hands of people they didn't intend to show. This was exhibitionism by the celebs. It just got beyond the point they wanted it to. It was dumb to let them get on the cloud, but if you take these sort of type of pictures then you're increasing the chance for them to get out. That's the choice they made.

This isn't someone hiding in the shadows with a high zoom camera taking pics of them changing clothes in their bedroom. These are pictures they took themselves. This is their exhibitionism that went beyond their intended limits. The women aren't against these pictures existing because in many cases they're  holding the camera in the very image itself. I'm not violating anything they didn't already violate.

That doesn't mean I'm all into spreading the pictures or telling people how to find them or continuing to just spread the slip up around. I'm not jacking off to the pics. I do know they're attractive women who took nudes of themselves and I'm not gonna act like finding that interesting is some violation. I'm not gonna have this mau-mau shit try to cage up male sexuality because they have a twisted view of male sexuality. I'm not saying the hacking is right. I'm not for invasions of privacy. I'm just not going to listen to some stupid shit about shaming men for looking at some gal's boudoir photos.

Why should she mention the men? The main point of these leaks is to expose women. There are a total of about 4 guys in these pics. I'm sure she isn't cool with anyone's privacy being violated. This reminds me of people hand wringing over Obama not discussing black-on-white crime, insinuating that he somehow doesn't care about it because he has been more outspoken on white-on-black cases. Lazy stuff.

It just got "beyond  the point" they wanted it to? Dude, they  took those pics privately for people they were in relationships with. This isn't a case of cosplay pics leaking to the public. I get the impression you don't even believe this is an invasion of privacy.

If they want to shame men for this...who cares? I felt creepy looking at some of the pics, I'm not going to catch feelings if someone tries to shame me online over it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 04:13:59 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm

How do you know she's not concerned about the Verlander pics? The main focus of the pictures is the female stars - reddit wasn't getting 100k hits because people wanted to see Verlander's ass. Of course his privacy was violated, I don't think anyone would deny that - but the focus of all of this is on Upton, Lawrence, and the other females. Do you disagree with that?

No one gets to tell people their sexuality is wrong, but at the same time some things are just wrong. Watching a woman shower without her knowing it...would be wrong. Watching a woman undress without her knowing it...would be wrong. They're invasions of privacy, and your sexuality rights don't outweigh that.

Stealing people's personal pics and looking at them...is wrong. And if these were women you knew, say at work or school, and they found out you looked at the pics...you wouldn't be able to just say :yeshrug "I was just expressing my rights as a heterosexual." You'd look like a creep.

Ultimately this is the internet. I have committed a variety of crimes online that I wouldn't consider doing "in real life." I have committed theft online. And I have looked at these pics. Because this is the internet I don't feel bad about it. But I'm sure as hell not going to pretend like I didn't do something wrong, or in the case of these pics...distasteful.

The focus of her tweets was on the women. Yes, the leak is about the female celebs included. They're not advertised as Verlander or Collin Farrel leaks. But the language she uses and the tone of the various angry tweets over this focuses on the women. If it's about people's privacy being violated then speak of it that way. To say this isn't a gendered view of hers is to be real dishonest. Come on.

And there's a big difference between peeping into someone showering and someone taking nude pictures of themselves to show but them getting into the hands of people they didn't intend to show. This was exhibitionism by the celebs. It just got beyond the point they wanted it to. It was dumb to let them get on the cloud, but if you take these sort of type of pictures then you're increasing the chance for them to get out. That's the choice they made.

This isn't someone hiding in the shadows with a high zoom camera taking pics of them changing clothes in their bedroom. These are pictures they took themselves. This is their exhibitionism that went beyond their intended limits. The women aren't against these pictures existing because in many cases they're  holding the camera in the very image itself. I'm not violating anything they didn't already violate.

That doesn't mean I'm all into spreading the pictures or telling people how to find them or continuing to just spread the slip up around. I'm not jacking off to the pics. I do know they're attractive women who took nudes of themselves and I'm not gonna act like finding that interesting is some violation. I'm not gonna have this mau-mau shit try to cage up male sexuality because they have a twisted view of male sexuality. I'm not saying the hacking is right. I'm not for invasions of privacy. I'm just not going to listen to some stupid shit about shaming men for looking at some gal's boudoir photos.

Why should she mention the men? The main point of these leaks is to expose women. There are a total of about 4 guys in these pics. I'm sure she isn't cool with anyone's privacy being violated. This reminds me of people hand wringing over Obama not discussing black-on-white crime, insinuating that he somehow doesn't care about it because he has been more outspoken on white-on-black cases. Lazy stuff.

It just got "beyond  the point" they wanted it to? Dude, they  took those pics privately for people they were in relationships with. This isn't a case of cosplay pics leaking to the public. I get the impression you don't even believe this is an invasion of privacy.

If they want to shame men for this...who cares? I felt creepy looking at some of the pics, I'm not going to catch feelings if someone tries to shame me online over it.

The purpose of hacking is to just show you can hack something and get attention off of it.  I don't think the point was to expose women, though I am not sure what you even mean by that. 

Not sure why you'd imply I don't think this is an invasion of privacy.

If you don't understand why the attitude towards men looking at these pics as something to shame or berate as bothersome then fine you don't get it. This is what interests me about this: 1. Privacy in this day and age, and something like the concept of the Cloud's impact on privacy and our limits to invasion of privacy. 2. The charged language towards men in response to this and what it shows about some women's view of male sexuality.

If you don't understand why #2 could be disturbing then you don't understand. But that's what that is. You don't get it. I do.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 04:27:05 PM
^^^Your post just reminded me of this image macro I saw yesterday:
(http://i.imgur.com/1m7RZ1M.jpg?1)

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 02, 2014, 04:37:21 PM
I see the happy period is over and everyone is engaging in their post fap shame.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 04:47:44 PM
It's not to hack for attention, etiolate. It's obviously so they can see these girls naked. That's the point of it.

With that said, I don't mind the shaming but I don't think looking at them is that big of a deal or even makes you a bad person. To me it's just looking at naked pics no matter how it got out, which I do a lot anyway.

From what I've heard, and I haven't seen much solid info on how it was done, it wasn't target specified. They got into the cloud and this is what they found. It's not a case of some hacker getting a celebrities contact info and hacking into her phone or account. This was a lot of celebs who for some reason kept nudes on the cloud. It's possible they got into the cloud and this was the juiciest shit they found. For lack of a real knowledge of how they did it, I default to the basic goals of junior hackers. To do it and get attention for doing it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2014, 05:06:40 PM
This is what thousands of hours of MMOs will do to your brain, kids. You've been warned.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Hock on September 02, 2014, 05:21:40 PM
The huge amount of dudes that lost their shit over the leaks kinda made it about "male sexuality". The whole internet was talking about fapping and jizzing  all over these pics for the past two days. 100k people on Reddit (mostly dudes lets be honest) all waiting for new leaks.  That probably pissed off Dunham and others just as much as the leaks themselves. They probably heard the news and were like "that's horrible" just to go on the internet and see shit like "The Fappening", it must have been infuriating. So I totally understand why they are focusing on the men who are looking at this.

If there was a huge leak of nude One Direction members and CW actors, and Tumblr fangirls went into an overeager tizzy, people would be condemning them in the same way.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: T-Short on September 02, 2014, 05:25:51 PM
First thing I thought when I saw this thread and started reading it was that I was kind of disappointed in my fellow boritos. I saw all the classic victim blaming and a single post that expressed sympathy, and it was about feeling bad for the Verlander guy that was in some of the pics.

A lot of you have risen into high esteem again over these last pages, though  :heartbeat
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 02, 2014, 05:25:55 PM
If there was a huge leak of nude One Direction members and CW actors, and Tumblr fangirls went into an overeager tizzy, people would be condemning them in the same way.

Speak for yourself. Nude Jensen Ackles. :phil :phil :phil :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 02, 2014, 05:30:34 PM
The huge amount of dudes that lost their shit over the leaks kinda made it about "male sexuality". The whole internet was talking about fapping and jizzing  all over these pics for the past two days. 100k people on Reddit (mostly dudes lets be honest) all waiting for new leaks.  That probably pissed off Dunham and others just as much as the leaks themselves. They probably heard the news and were like "that's horrible" just to go on the internet and see shit like "The Fappening", it must have been infuriating. So I totally understand why they are focusing on the men who are looking at this.

If there was a huge leak of nude One Direction members and CW actors, and Tumblr fangirls went into an overeager tizzy, people would be condemning them in the same way.
"The Shlickening"?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZcdEPni.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: headwalk on September 02, 2014, 05:49:14 PM
hey, i don't remember hulk hogan getting any sympathy.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 02, 2014, 06:08:03 PM
so anything good in the last two days.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 02, 2014, 06:50:00 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm

"Why aren't women doing men's work too?" Check.

Strawperson of (some) feminists' attitudes towards (aspects of--e.g. street harassment) male sexuality? Check.

(Despite being cis het scum I hang out with "all straight male sexuality is rape" feminists, and I sincerely doubt you've ever even met one (maybe on a college campus), let alone be able articulate their viewpoint in a meaningful manner.)

"Someone else has it worse than you so shut up?" Check.

BTW, legalese has already rendered violation a fairly benign word. I'm sure you take great issue with driving while talking on a mobile phone without a handsfree device being classed a moving violation by the State of California.

/r/mensrights is thattaway.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Steve Contra on September 02, 2014, 06:52:45 PM
:dead :whew :dead
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: doctavius bonbon on September 02, 2014, 06:55:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EKd5iU2.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/EKd5iU2.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/EKd5iU2.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/EKd5iU2.png)(http://i.imgur.com/EKd5iU2.png)(http://i.imgur.com/EKd5iU2.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Baiano19 on September 02, 2014, 06:56:41 PM
So sad that Alison Brie pics have a dude in it... I can't fap to that!

And it looked like they were in a orgy too!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 02, 2014, 06:59:22 PM
This thread is the new biggest train wreck on the bore.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 07:11:48 PM
The arc of his thread mirrors a Martin Scorsese film. An innocuous start followed by a rapid escalation of excess and outrageous antics. Then after an introduction of conflict, the downfall begins.

Etiolet was the downfall. I could basically hear the first 90s track of the soundtrack as I read it.

We started so hopeful, so idealistic. Now we're all witnesses to digital assault and at least two counts of attempted digital murder. Something tells me Karakand will beat the charges though, I'm sure he knows a good e-lawyer.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on September 02, 2014, 07:12:01 PM


"Why aren't women doing men's work too?" Check.

Strawperson of (some) feminists' attitudes towards (aspects of--e.g. street harassment) male sexuality? Check.

(Despite being cis het scum I hang out with "all straight male sexuality is rape" feminists, and I sincerely doubt you've ever even met one (maybe on a college campus), let alone be able articulate their viewpoint in a meaningful manner.)

"Someone else has it worse than you so shut up?" Check.

BTW, legalese has already rendered violation a fairly benign word. I'm sure you take great issue with driving while talking on a mobile phone without a handsfree device being classed a moving violation by the State of California.

/r/mensrights is thattaway.

 :noah :noah :noah

The Fappening aftermath is better than the Fappening itself
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 02, 2014, 07:27:44 PM
The arc of his thread mirrors a Martin Scorsese film. An innocuous start followed by a rapid escalation of excess and outrageous antics. Then after an introduction of conflict, the downfall begins.

Etiolet was the downfall. I could basically hear the first 90s track of the soundtrack as I read it.

We started so hopeful, so idealistic. Now we're all witnesses to digital assault and at least two counts of attempted digital murder. Something tells me Karakand will beat the charges though, I'm sure he knows a good e-lawyer.

Points awarded for style
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dennis on September 02, 2014, 07:34:33 PM
Now that the frenzied fapping is over everyone in here is suddenly morally outraged.

"These poor women!"

Even GAF isn't this craven.

 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
Now that the frenzied fapping is over everyone in here is suddenly morally outraged.

Even GAF isn't this craven.

 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf

dat post-nut clarity buff.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Steve Contra on September 02, 2014, 07:38:03 PM
I don't beat it to blurry camera phone pictures that aren't meant for me

There's an entire multi-billion dollar industry out there to cater to my specific tastes  :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 02, 2014, 07:40:58 PM
I'm with etoliate on this on.  No one's worried about verlander.  And they should be. Did you see his meh cock? Dudes probably crying somewhere
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2014, 07:48:41 PM
http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2014/09/02/a-psa-about-nude-photos/

Nice piece on the morality/would-be defense/why it sucks angle by Chuck Wendig.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 07:50:01 PM
nah lena is fucked up and she's wrong and she's doing damage by what she's saying

Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence. These people aren't worried about Verlander or any of the men involved. I can't say it's because the files were stolen from the actresses account, because I'm pretty sure the attitude would be the same if they were female celebs taken from a guy's account. Hell, I am sure there would be talk about how awful it is men would save nudes of women they are no longer dating.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look. You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong. Of course, there's going to be varying levels of perving on this, but I doubt there's such delcacy held iin her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

Howeva, when you throw around weighted terms over this you just weaken the terms you use in the public's eye and do harm to the case of people in real danger. A narcisstic celebs bevy of self nudes spilling out of the Cloud doesn't need to be put on the same level as a word like "violation". Especially when you link it with the term sex offender and make it some sexual violation.  Save that for eastern european girls being forced into porn. You are just weakening the word violation.

Anyways, lack of intellectual cowardice.  :aah

Realizing you can kickstarter this shit and just not caring to exploit folks  :fbm

"Why aren't women doing men's work too?" Check.

Strawperson of (some) feminists' attitudes towards (aspects of--e.g. street harassment) male sexuality? Check.

(Despite being cis het scum I hang out with "all straight male sexuality is rape" feminists, and I sincerely doubt you've ever even met one (maybe on a college campus), let alone be able articulate their viewpoint in a meaningful manner.)

"Someone else has it worse than you so shut up?" Check.

BTW, legalese has already rendered violation a fairly benign word. I'm sure you take great issue with driving while talking on a mobile phone without a handsfree device being classed a moving violation by the State of California.

/r/mensrights is thattaway.

"She should complain about men too" isn't the point. Reading comprehension fail. The point is the gendered viewpoint and how it relates to male sexuality as violence.

I've sat in on conferences where male sexuality as violence is the undertone. My friends are all quite liberal leaning. My friends are the basis of some of my experience with this. "You haven't met anyone like this except maybe at college" So I have met them? I am not sure what you're saying here, because there's nothing you've said here as is there nothing in the whole reply. Tthis has no relevance. If it's there then it's there. You're like taking "I'm not racist, I have black friends" and flipping it over to the other side. Clever tactic, but really weird to see in action. 

I'm aware of the grey area that much legalese has gotten to on these sort of things. I'm not cool with that myself. Stalking, violation, etc. It's onvercompensation for the sake of protecting women. There's a danger in that, too. However, I am not arguing legalese.

Next time, try relevant points.   :miyamoto


Also, I guess this hands out collateral damage to the crowd. Congrats on those bags of dicks I guess. Learn to read the text instead of falling for pot shots.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Steve Contra on September 02, 2014, 07:52:09 PM
:aah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2014, 07:54:49 PM
It's onvercompensation for the sake of protecting women. There's a danger in that, too. However, I am not arguing legalese.
Just out of curiosity, etiolate, do you support Affirmative Action?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 02, 2014, 07:55:42 PM
So sad that Alison Brie pics have a dude in it... I can't fap to that!

And it looked like they were in a orgy too!

wheres these
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 02, 2014, 07:57:14 PM
Aside from Verlander and the 5SoS boy's photos (great ass and dick respectively) has there been any more male celeb leaks? Thanks.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2014, 08:00:41 PM
I'm honestly not sure what Etoilet is arguing.

Let's try some simple yes/no questions with him.

1) Are the acquisition and subsequent leaking of the pics a violation of privacy?

2) Is violation of privacy a bad thing?

3) Should people looking at these pics feel at least a little bad?

4) Does some nebulous "nature of male sexuality" concept give men a pass for having to feel bad about looking at these pics?

Or, we could just all agree that thousands of hours of MMOs turns one into a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 08:00:49 PM
It's onvercompensation for the sake of protecting women. There's a danger in that, too. However, I am not arguing legalese.
Just out of curiosity, etiolate, do you support Affirmative Action?

As long as there's racism, yeah. Which is a yes.

It's rather different from the legalese being put into murky waters. AA checks to make sure the system is fair. Grey area legalese isn't any sort of oversight.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 02, 2014, 08:06:34 PM
I'm honestly not sure what Etoilet is arguing.

Let's try some simple yes/no questions with him.

1) Are the acquisition and subsequent leaking of the pics a violation of privacy?

2) Is violation of privacy a bad thing?

3) Should people looking at these pics feel at least a little bad?

4) Does some nebulous "nature of male sexuality" concept give men a pass for having to feel bad about looking at these pics?

Or, we could just all agree that thousands of hours of MMOs turns one into a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

You can figure this out by reading so why don't you go read my posts.  :)

Seriously, if it takes more than that I am gonna start charging money Sarkeesian style.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on September 02, 2014, 08:13:16 PM
the #dualities of supporting privacy/civil liberties but viewing  the nudes.
:lawd

Especially guys like ripclawe.

Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic?

Is it Obama stole our privacy or f5 for JLaw blowjob vids all night?

:sabu

My moral compass is very flexible given whatever the situation is at the given moment.

Life is easier that way.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 02, 2014, 08:13:23 PM
So sad that Alison Brie pics have a dude in it... I can't fap to that!

And it looked like they were in a orgy too!

wheres these
yes link
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: brob on September 02, 2014, 08:16:19 PM
the best writing in the wake of this is clearly InfoSec Taylor Swift: http://swiftonsecurity.tumblr.com/post/96417066244/ifmyphonegothacked

additional tweets:

ICLOUD UPDATE: " a very targeted attack on user names, passwords and security questions" http://t.co/0AMiTUMS6Q

Celebrity photo leak being result of an amalgam of targeted attacks instead of 1 iCloud vulnerability explains inconsistent data and leaks.

As hinted at with the help of my follower community yesterday, the raw leak data showed a possible collection of various datasources.

ICLOUD LEAK: STILL UNCLEAR: What role an Apple oversight in password attempt ratelimiting played a role in helping attackers guess passwords

BIGGER PICTURE: Attacks on celebrity data an ongoing activity by multiple attackers. Lawrence leaks inspired others to show own spoils?

TAKEAWAY: Sensitivity of data stored is not reflected in the authentication and security practices enforced on users.

There is no Celebrity Computer Security 101 course, except in large formal representation companies. They are, in the end, just people.

CELEBRITIES THAT WANT TO UP SECURITY: "The Smart Girl's Guide to Privacy" has fast, practical, understandable advice http://t.co/huOk84izEI

Normal user precautions are not enough for VIP targets. They will guess passwords for years, deep personal research for security answers.

I will post later on how computer security masks it's own design and assumption problems by blaming users for any breaches.

If Computer Security people were in charge of society we'd go extinct. They'd insist sex was unsafe and no one should do it ever.

It's easy to make pronouncements on "not taking nude photos" being the obvious security solution when you've been airgapped your whole life.

"Leak" is a fun word. Like private nude photos have been kept from the public through oppression, need enterprising hackers to expose them?

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: zepblackstar on September 02, 2014, 08:22:43 PM

My moral compass is very flexible given whatever the situation is at the given moment.

Life is easier that way.

Yes, it is easy to be an ideologically inconsistent fraud

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)

pfft. on nudity and sexuality I am consistently pro nudity and sexuality ideology wise.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2014, 09:43:43 PM
I looked at the pictures but I didn't fap to them. I feel like I'm still in a moral gray area.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2014, 09:59:39 PM
...apparently the Mackayla Maroney ones were from when she was underage

:fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2014, 10:03:34 PM
...apparently the Mackayla Maroney ones were from when she was underage

:fbm
which ones? be specific, so I can of course avoid them.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2014, 10:05:05 PM
...apparently the Mackayla Maroney ones were from when she was underage

:fbm
which ones? be specific, so I can of course avoid them.

I think all of them are? I don't know as I didn't click on any of hers for that very reason.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2014, 10:10:36 PM
I refuse to fuck around with that, I know a 19 year old that was dating a 16 year old, she sent him pics, her parents found out about it and he ended up on a sex offenders list and had to wear an ankle bracelet for a year. It was legal for him to fuck her but not have pics.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 10:11:30 PM
still in the downfall period
:fbm

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: brob on September 02, 2014, 10:14:23 PM
Didn't click on them cause she wasn't one I wanted to see. The fact that they exist though :fbm
Do you think that's uncommon though?

''ex-gf'' as a porn genre is generally images sent in trust that have been uploaded without consent. Do you think no one does this before they are 18? Do you think all those teens you can find on porn sites posing in front of bathroom mirrors are 18+?

This case blew up because the targets were well known celebrities with legal recourse. Very few people have that. When Scarlett Johanson's pictures were stolen people seemed shocked that there even was legal recourse.

(moral of the story: only jerk it to 40yo cuckold vids)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 02, 2014, 10:19:45 PM
It was legal for him to fuck her but not have pics.
Because of these eventualities, I would guess. Still kinda weird.

''ex-gf'' as a porn genre is generally images sent in trust that have been uploaded without consent. Do you think no one does this before they are 18? Do you think all those teens you can find on porn sites posing in front of bathroom mirrors are 18+?

As someone who (still) surveys the questionable content on Motherless... Yeah, pretty much.

This case blew up because the targets were well known celebrities with legal recourse. Very few people have that. When Scarlett Johanson's pictures were stolen people seemed shocked that there even was legal recourse.
On The Media covered some famous "shame your ex-gf" site once and even interviewed the owner. His site got shut down.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 02, 2014, 10:29:17 PM
There's a Piratebay torrent or two. At least there was, didn't bother downloading anything.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: thisismyusername on September 02, 2014, 11:16:18 PM
and the 5SoS boy's photos (great ass and dick respectively)

Woah, that wasn't a part of this leak. I need sources of this, bb.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: team filler on September 02, 2014, 11:18:39 PM
I refuse to fuck around with that, I know a 19 year old that was dating a 16 year old, she sent him pics, her parents found out about it and he ended up on a sex offenders list and had to wear an ankle bracelet for a year. It was legal for him to fuck her but not have pics.

'merica!  :hitler
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Barry Egan on September 02, 2014, 11:24:59 PM
I'm fisking this bitch, fortunately Mandark is too much of a mensch to be in this thread and tut-tut me.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look.  You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong.

For whatever reason you're conflating innate sexuality with conduct.  People are born in to their sexuality, and they don't have much choice in terms of what gender they identify with or what they are attracted to.  Okay.  But to say there's no such thing as culpability when it comes to how people go about gratifying themselves is something literally no sane person believes.  Because otherwise little children and the corpses of our long dead relatives would be violated constantly, and all we'd be able to do is shrug our shoulders and say "welp, we don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong".  It isn't so difficult to recognize the distinction between addressing sexual behaviors that are harmful and condemning sexuality as a whole. 

To reiterate, Lena Dunham was not saying that being a male who is attracted to a woman is wrong. This is something you made up.  See here:

Quote
Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence.

"She doesn't mention anything like this in the tweet but I'm sure this all goes back to something I've been internally monologueing since puberty, for you see...."

Quote
....I doubt there's such delcacy [sic] held iin  [sic] her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

"Maybe there's actually more nuance to what she's saying but that would be a waste of time to consider.  Furthermore, how am I supposed to have an intelligent discussion when no one is even willing to take me seriously?!?!"

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2014, 11:53:42 PM
Mandark would absolutely be in this thread, breh hasnt been on the internet for a while.

(http://greatseaurchinceviche.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/usual-suspects-o.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: T-Short on September 03, 2014, 12:40:45 AM

I'm honestly not sure what Etoilet is arguing.

Let's try some simple yes/no questions with him.

1) Are the acquisition and subsequent leaking of the pics a violation of privacy?

2) Is violation of privacy a bad thing?

3) Should people looking at these pics feel at least a little bad?

4) Does some nebulous "nature of male sexuality" concept give men a pass for having to feel bad about looking at these pics?

Or, we could just all agree that thousands of hours of MMOs turns one into a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

You can figure this out by reading so why don't you go read my posts.  :)

Seriously, if it takes more than that I am gonna start charging money Sarkeesian style.

nitpicking here, but seriously? :siren
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 03, 2014, 12:43:15 AM
There should probably be some sort of siri recognition software that says a "do you really want a photographic record of your gaping asshole yes/no" message before you're allowed to take the shot
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2014, 01:13:00 AM
Wow etoliate is an angry angry man
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 03, 2014, 01:13:03 AM
lock this thread, mods help
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2014, 01:14:08 AM
Hurry before we become gaf!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 03, 2014, 01:34:52 AM
pattern is always challenge me

be surprised I can respond and explain

half don't understand

quarter struggle with reading

rest just slander

I'll probably respond to Barry Egan, but some people need to accept the fact they may not be capable of understanding some things and just swallow their pride on it. Not sure if that's the problem or if it's just y'all dumb. But this has gone way past its interesting point.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2014, 01:36:37 AM
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3816676-0704928121-36645.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 03, 2014, 01:37:48 AM
That hubris.   :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Momo on September 03, 2014, 01:42:49 AM
Goddamit you fuckers, this isnt neofeg.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 03, 2014, 01:58:14 AM
I'm fisking this bitch, fortunately Mandark is too much of a mensch to be in this thread and tut-tut me.

As long as people are sexually attracted to women then they're going to look.  You don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong.

For whatever reason you're conflating innate sexuality with conduct.  People are born in to their sexuality, and they don't have much choice in terms of what gender they identify with or what they are attracted to.  Okay.  But to say there's no such thing as culpability when it comes to how people go about gratifying themselves is something literally no sane person believes.  Because otherwise little children and the corpses of our long dead relatives would be violated constantly, and all we'd be able to do is shrug our shoulders and say "welp, we don't get to tell people their sexuality is wrong".  It isn't so difficult to recognize the distinction between addressing sexual behaviors that are harmful and condemning sexuality as a whole. 

To reiterate, Lena Dunham was not saying that being a male who is attracted to a woman is wrong. This is something you made up.  See here:

Quote
Again, this goes back to some sick idea that male sexuality is violence.

"She doesn't mention anything like this in the tweet but I'm sure this all goes back to something I've been internally monologueing since puberty, for you see...."

Quote
....I doubt there's such delcacy [sic] held iin  [sic] her point of view. Outrage gonna outrage.

"Maybe there's actually more nuance to what she's saying but that would be a waste of time to consider.  Furthermore, how am I supposed to have an intelligent discussion when no one is even willing to take me seriously?!?!"

We link sexuality with conduct. That's why we look down on laws that prohibit homosexual acts. Of course if you want to compare these things to fucking little children then go right ahead. Won't join you tho. =D

Lena is calling this a violation. Others are calling it worse. Why? I'm sorry but that doesn't hold up. It's not an attack. It's not a violation. Spin it, but you make an ass of yourself doing so. Did they have privacy invaded? Yes. But there's a lot to this that puts in place where's not some violation if you or I look at the pictures. They aren't pictures taken against their knowledge. They aren't pics taken against their will. They are, as I said, pretty much boudoir photos. Just the modern gonewild version of it.

But why would they jump that far? Why not just say "guys looking at this are creepy" or just sling whatever other little jab at guys looking at nudes of famous women. Why the language of violation? (Or in Patricia Arquette's view "public molestation") My view, from experience with the cultures lingering around this, is that it's got to do with some fucked up view of male sexuality. Disagree if you want. I'll wager you'll be saying what I'm saying in some new verbage within 8 years time. It's something that exists but it just isn't really being looked at much. I am looking at it. You can have no faith in my intelligence, my honesty or my life experience, but it has nothing to do with any cartoonish view of me you've concocted in your mind.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2014, 02:20:40 AM
I think we should stop calling it "full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" and just start calling it "full e-toilet"
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2014, 02:25:06 AM
I mean is it really worth it to write so many words about twitter invective or emotional op-eds?

If you're talking to e-toilet, you're talking to a guy who played WoW for 1,000 hours so he could tell you why he didn't like it, so yes.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2014, 02:35:24 AM
Time to clean this thread up

(http://i.imgur.com/9Tovwu6.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2014, 02:46:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sNoAkfu.png)

that's my girl :tocry
spoiler (click to show/hide)
when I was like 10 I wrote her a fan letter suggesting that she read The Great Gilly Hopkins because I thought she'd be great as the main character in a film adaption.
(http://i.imgur.com/bTBs3JO.png)
[close]
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: benjipwns on September 03, 2014, 02:49:19 AM
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/charge-mckayla-maroney-production-and-possession-sexual-material-containing-minor/FQ0LnByd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: benjipwns on September 03, 2014, 02:57:57 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/tTEFCR6.gif)
[close]
:nsfw
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dennis on September 03, 2014, 05:44:03 AM
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/charge-mckayla-maroney-production-and-possession-sexual-material-containing-minor/FQ0LnByd

If that is the law then that is the law, that is how the law works. No exceptions for celebrities I have never heard of.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 03, 2014, 05:47:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/sNoAkfu.png
that's my girl :tocry
spoiler (click to show/hide)
when I was like 10 I wrote her a fan letter suggesting that she read The Great Gilly Hopkins because I thought she'd be great as the main character in a film adaption.
(http://i.imgur.com/bTBs3JO.png)
[close]
I really like the emote use there.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mr. Nobody on September 03, 2014, 01:53:48 PM
I missed some fuckery?  :goty2
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Squiddy on September 03, 2014, 06:52:17 PM
Atra, this is for you:

http://i.imgur.com/49YyDLY.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 03, 2014, 07:43:47 PM
Meanwhile at the FBI:
(http://i.imgur.com/md73Vs4.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 03, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
that infographic needs to be tightened up, more fonts in hard to read color contrasts and/or inconsistent emphasis and italicizing.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 03, 2014, 08:33:02 PM
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/english/hollywood/news/Jennifer-Lawrence-hacker-threatens-to-release-more-nude-pictures/articleshow/41620188.cms
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mr. Nobody on September 03, 2014, 09:14:09 PM
I got to see Jill Scott's titty meats. I'm good
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2014, 09:21:15 PM
I got to see Jill Scott's titty meats. I'm good

I almost posted them until I realized the market interest in them would pretty much just be me and you.

imagine those things just hanging down into your face :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 03, 2014, 09:25:35 PM
*googles jill scott*

 :larry

strong use of spanx tho
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2014, 09:51:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TqQzTdm.jpg

 :larry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Broseidon on September 03, 2014, 10:02:37 PM
:leon
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 03, 2014, 10:05:51 PM
Yep, they've been all talk for the past few days. I've edged enough, give me my splooge material soon or I'll just watch Larkin Love videos.
i can pm you some selfies if you are overflowing with spunk and need release
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Your Stalker on September 03, 2014, 10:32:28 PM
just saw them jill scott titty meats
(http://i.minus.com/inHA3Ux450PQt.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 04, 2014, 10:48:54 AM
deleting jpgs to free up hd space is an early 2000s move brehs.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2014, 11:00:46 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llaj1fufIL1qzjix8.gif)

:tocry

I still believe. One day brehs. One day.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 04, 2014, 11:26:35 AM
Its still real to me dammit
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2014, 11:28:04 AM
deleting jpgs to free up hd space is an early 2000s move brehs.

Time to run disk compression on that 80 GB HDD.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2014, 11:28:15 AM
This is the part where Henry snitches on Robert De Niro to the feds
:tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Mr. Nobody on September 04, 2014, 12:09:57 PM
Everything has a rise and a fall. This whole affair reached it's Nastradamus point days ago, friend.

SHAAAWWWWTAAAAAAY
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 04, 2014, 12:57:12 PM
deleting jpgs to free up hd space is an early 2000s move brehs.

the one I got last year has a 240 GB SSD.

Better delete that talkie version of Day of the Tentacle so you have room for some more screensavers.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2014, 01:11:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/clW6GlTl.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2014, 02:16:52 PM
I might watch the Oscars this year just to see if the host has the balls to joke about this.

Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2014, 03:26:44 PM
I might watch the Oscars this year just to see if the host has the balls to joke about this.

I think they will. By February, we should be past the "too soon" phase.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Rufus on September 07, 2014, 03:56:43 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2foqu1/reddit_bans_all_fappening_related_subreddits/

The comments will show you the extent of human depravity. :whew
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 07, 2014, 05:29:49 AM
It's a shame reddit hates freedom.

edit: was there gonna be another leak or something? I'm pretty sure the jizzaster is dead.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2014, 09:04:44 AM
Something about a "Business Insider" article with multiple references to "The Fappening" someone makes this all worthwhile.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 07, 2014, 02:02:11 PM
It's a shame reddit hates freedom.

Despite claims to the contrary, few people will ever actually stand up for free speech. Especially the icky kind.

Not that I really think providing a haven for stolen materials is really an expression of free speech. There's a term for that--fencing.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: etiolate on September 07, 2014, 02:07:54 PM
the fact you can downvote reddit comments into obscurity would suggest that reddit never liked free speech to begin with

Don't understand how you can use that system of posting and think you're working with people who want free and open discussion.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 07, 2014, 02:17:17 PM
Nothing is freer than a marketplace where a bunch of people can tell you what you can consume en masse.

Or so some folks tell me. :teehee
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Squiddy on September 07, 2014, 03:02:46 PM
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/leaked-nude-jennifer-lawrence-pics-check-op-for-the-piff.244995/page-360

Party continues over at thecoli  :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2014, 03:06:17 PM
Nothing is freer than a marketplace where a bunch of people can tell you what you can consume en masse.

Or so some folks tell me. :teehee

As long as they're the right kind of folks, then it must be true.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 11:36:58 AM
it has started again D:
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 11:39:55 AM
link?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: kingkitty on September 20, 2014, 11:41:09 AM
vanessa hudgens nudes? woah score!
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 12:40:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0Ilj2SF.jpg) damn
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 12:58:43 PM
You should all be ashamed of yourself.
Anyone got a link to these pics so I can send them to the FBI?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 01:03:18 PM
... wait, we sure that's not just atraboy in disguise?
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 01:14:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Yhc3Fa4.jpg

:leon
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 01:14:17 PM
No, I'm sure it is atraboy in disguise
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 01:20:37 PM
http://i.minus.com/iqrr5NqLIPIWP.gif

plaza
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Trent Dole on September 20, 2014, 01:27:25 PM
Lol, Shit is still fucking leaking?   :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: spindashing on September 20, 2014, 01:27:37 PM
Vanessa Hudgens pics on Twitter brehs

and apparently Kim K...? Shit I need to go home
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 01:33:45 PM
:heh @ the ongoing Coli debate between those who wish for black celeb leaks and those arguing such leaks could hurt their careers.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 01:38:16 PM
I can't fuck with you if you can't acknowledge those titty meats
:noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 01:42:15 PM
am I tripping or has their been a toilet shot of her before, like a few years ago? Shit is weird.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: kingkitty on September 20, 2014, 02:08:38 PM
Kanye West is pissed.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: benjipwns on September 20, 2014, 02:08:57 PM
I never finished reading the first one, I am going to be so lost trying to follow the plot.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: spindashing on September 20, 2014, 02:12:39 PM
Hungry as fuck for some pancakes real talk
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2014, 02:43:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0Ilj2SF.jpg) damn
(http://i.imgur.com/J8Igy1V.jpg?1)



But wait one second...
(http://i.imgur.com/xpYXzUj.png?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/YCKRHQ1.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 03:25:41 PM
Ya its almost like they are normal people.  Except they are special now because a billion people have seen their bumholes.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2014, 03:36:53 PM
Seen one bumhole seen 'em all, I say.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: spindashing on September 20, 2014, 03:46:04 PM
Seen one bumhole seen 'em all, I say.
breh these are celebs

its like the feeling of coming across a shiny pokemon when you are just starting a new save file

those holes have a sparkle to em
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 03:55:06 PM
PD PD PD

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411240020939.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 03:55:10 PM
PD, gabrielle union is out now

and more jlaw
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 04:01:22 PM
jlaw in a tub

lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: spindashing on September 20, 2014, 04:05:41 PM
PD PD PD

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411240020939.jpg

YOOOOOOO
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 04:20:58 PM
how many nudes did jlaw take of herself?  :snoop
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 04:32:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IyKDrdL.jpg
put a mattress sheet down if you're gonna do something like that :ufup
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 04:39:32 PM
this is so fucking weird
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Dennis on September 20, 2014, 04:42:38 PM
These types of leaked pics kind of make it obvious how average looking celebrities are.

Exactly.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 04:43:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zQJn9pf.jpg :dead
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Dennis on September 20, 2014, 04:45:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zQJn9pf.jpg :dead

Someone turn it into a new emoticon.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Kara on September 20, 2014, 04:47:07 PM
But wait one second...
(http://i.imgur.com/xpYXzUj.png?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/YCKRHQ1.png)

That's the best part.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 20, 2014, 04:59:36 PM
Such smuts :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 20, 2014, 05:01:03 PM
http://imgur.com/a/RRhcL

Hayden Panettiere

The guy on the TV in the second pic :rofl
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 05:02:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IyKDrdL.jpg

WHO IS THIS

(http://i.imgur.com/HHDZVs5.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 05:05:43 PM
jlaw

supposedly
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
Jlaw.

I think an emma stone one hit
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 05:08:12 PM
One thing I've noticed.  JLaw appears very drunk in a lot of these  :-\
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 20, 2014, 05:09:58 PM
She's a smut so I don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 05:11:15 PM
One thing I've noticed.  JLaw appears very drunk in a lot of these  :-\
drunk selfies? she's just like us!
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Dennis on September 20, 2014, 05:11:23 PM
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/lpfx20154dy2onun4wert1j8hdobu49f/

Hope Solo vagina lookin' like a sarlacc pit :rofl

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 05:12:00 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411243313810.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 20, 2014, 05:14:12 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411243313810.jpg

 :noah :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 05:14:39 PM
fingered on bare mattresses, messy ass rooms.

(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/user0_cool/roflbot-1.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 05:20:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NdwiBcU.png  :goty2
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 05:21:27 PM
all of these pics are depressing.

it felt so wrong to look at mary winstead's nudes. i hope she can forgive me.  :tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 05:23:23 PM
a whole new batch just got posted

it just never ends
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 05:25:05 PM
We're getting a brief glimpse into her private affairs, it isn't enough to make definitive statements IMO. Clearly she likes taking nudes, as do many others. Clearly she drinks and parties...as do most of us here.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 05:26:46 PM
Yeah, stop being judgemental pricks.
And stop slut shaming her just because she takes nude pics.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Dennis on September 20, 2014, 05:28:03 PM
Be a SJW but violate celebrity women's right to privacy, brehs.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2014, 05:32:31 PM
Yeah, stop being judgemental pricks.
And stop slut shaming her just because she takes nude pics.
"At the end of the day we're all cum sluts."

-Kierkegaard
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: spindashing on September 20, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
all of these pics are depressing.

it felt so wrong to look at mary winstead's nudes. i hope she can forgive me.  :tocry
she even used a filter

I definitely felt bad
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 05:35:21 PM
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

finally, what I have been waiting for
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 05:35:43 PM
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

she seems like such a bro.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: thisismyusername on September 20, 2014, 05:35:44 PM
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

Shaving her thighs?

Though that reaction is :dead
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 05:39:24 PM
don't have a link now. it was pretty shitty though and might have been jlaw but her tits where small.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 20, 2014, 05:40:18 PM
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

(http://i.imgur.com/c7NJRa2.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 05:40:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Zkt4QQ7.jpg wowo

http://i.imgur.com/0a7QwIJ.jpg

wowowowowo
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 20, 2014, 05:41:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0Ilj2SF.jpg) damn
(http://i.imgur.com/J8Igy1V.jpg?1)



But wait one second...
(http://i.imgur.com/xpYXzUj.png?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/YCKRHQ1.png)

There was an old rumor when she was breaking out as a popular actress that her fast rise to the top was due to fucking Harvey Weinstein.  It could be The Mark of the Jew on her, to let others know that he hit it first.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 05:42:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aJehDhY.jpg

jlaw bj
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 05:42:09 PM
The Mark of the Jew on her, to let others know that he hit it first.
wait is this a thing?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 05:44:15 PM
I just hope someone is eating JLaw out. All these bj pics, the thought of no recip is depressing me.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 05:44:32 PM
http://puu.sh/bH6zI.webm

 :dead
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
i wanna know who these dudes are. they look a little flabbynsick
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: thisismyusername on September 20, 2014, 05:47:08 PM
They look fine to me.  ??? Sure, they aren't Adonis. But :comeon
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 05:47:57 PM
(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1411249358838.jpg)

SFW Jlaw pics
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 20, 2014, 05:48:00 PM
We're getting a brief glimpse into her private affairs, it isn't enough to make definitive statements IMO. Clearly she likes taking nudes, as do many others. Clearly she drinks and parties...as do most of us here.

I agree.  A few drunken selfies != alcoholism.  Otherwise 90% of girls between the ages of 16-24 are alcoholics.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 05:53:47 PM
They look fine to me.  ??? Sure, they aren't Adonis. But :comeon
it's important to have standards in the men you watch women have sex with nopd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on September 20, 2014, 05:54:37 PM
the goofiness and general laid back nature of J-Law's leaks only confirm that her public persona was never an act and that people were fucking weird for thinking it was
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 05:56:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H6xcgfk.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: thisismyusername on September 20, 2014, 05:58:58 PM
nopd

:gurl Total PD there, hon.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on September 20, 2014, 06:06:16 PM
I mean, if I were dating J-Law I doubt I would be sitting there telling her to slow down on the nudes when we hadn't seen eachother for two weeks.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 20, 2014, 06:06:47 PM
still the best leaked pic: http://i.imgur.com/G1R0gdN.jpg.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I Once Loved Donuts on September 20, 2014, 06:09:29 PM
Dammmmmmmmmmn Lake Bell and JLaw. Wanna smash them bodies through my screen.
Title: Re: the jizzaster
Post by: Cheddahz on September 20, 2014, 06:12:46 PM
http://i.minus.com/iqrr5NqLIPIWP.gif

plaza
(http://i.imgur.com/q3e87zR.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: zepblackstar on September 20, 2014, 06:15:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FCJTWrH.jpg

 :whoo
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Kara on September 20, 2014, 06:30:49 PM
Be a SJW but violate celebrity women's right to privacy, brehs.

I don't think you could actually sustain this argument beyond a drive by or Squids copping to being Lupr0n the Third.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 06:56:29 PM
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10137374/
http://109.imagebam.com/download/Rc8EeaOzck52mfjCcwDGMw/35262/352612691/IMG_6438attachment_3061.JPG

it's not enough.
:tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: kingkitty on September 20, 2014, 07:00:17 PM
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10137374/
http://109.imagebam.com/download/Rc8EeaOzck52mfjCcwDGMw/35262/352612691/IMG_6438attachment_3061.JPG

it's not enough.
:tocry

edit: nvm it got taken down I guess
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: zepblackstar on September 20, 2014, 07:04:08 PM
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10137374/
http://109.imagebam.com/download/Rc8EeaOzck52mfjCcwDGMw/35262/352612691/IMG_6438attachment_3061.JPG

it's not enough.
:tocry

 Wade/Union phone cover

 :neogaf
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 07:08:20 PM
from Rolling Stone a couple years ago:

Quote
The Hunger Games actress, 21, covers the April 12 issue of Rolling Stone, where her friends and costars share memories of their charming but awkward first encounters with Lawrence.

"I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out," says Zoe Kravitz, 23, who was once Lawrence's costars in X-Men: First Class. "So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked."



"She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?'" Kravitz recalls. "And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'"

Woody Harrelson, who plays Lawrence's mentor Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games, recalls his first meeting with the Oscar nominee. "I was on my bus," he tells Rolling Stone, "and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J-- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me."

Yup. She's a freak. :heh

that awkward behavior isn't an act. she's just having fun out here yall.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2014, 07:11:36 PM
Would marry.  :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Pickles the Firecat on September 20, 2014, 07:18:11 PM
Would marry.  :noah

I wouldn't. She's the type a girl who'd bang someone else 2 hours when she's away. Co-worker, neighbor, you name it.

=\ nah. That could be anyone breh. There is no archetype to cheating.

Lot of the freakiest, kinkiest, most down for anything sexually open women I have known are absurdly loyal. Obsessively even.

Might drive you crazy with how she interacts with her friends tho.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Atramental on September 20, 2014, 07:18:17 PM
I wouldn't mind.  :tocry :hitler
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: thisismyusername on September 20, 2014, 07:21:05 PM
Would marry.  :noah

I wouldn't. She's the type a girl who'd bang someone else 2 hours when she's away. Co-worker, neighbor, you name it.

=\ nah. That could be anyone breh. There is no archetype to cheating.

Lot of the freakiest, kinkiest, most down for anything sexually open women I have known are absurdly loyal. Obsessively even.

I know, but she seems like a nympho, and that makes it a lot more likely.

Just because she is a nympho doesn't mean she'd be banging someone else, man. Maybe she'd get in on that dildo action while away?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2014, 07:29:23 PM
can someone repost the avril ones ty
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Mr. Nobody on September 20, 2014, 07:31:02 PM
Lemme know when more Jill Scott pics surface
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2014, 07:34:34 PM
they got taken donw
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 20, 2014, 07:46:57 PM
Taken down?

K, I'm setting the time. Posts about slut shaming and how this is terribly wrong from posters of the pics in T-Minus 24 hours.
Get your guilt ready gentlemen.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 07:54:33 PM
You don't have to be a slut shaming misogynist just because you appreciate a woman's beauty.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: toku on September 20, 2014, 08:07:04 PM
Lake Bell
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 20, 2014, 08:07:18 PM
yo squiddy stfu taco and gtfo we don't need none this bs we just want to look at puss relax
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2014, 08:16:43 PM
fall for blatant squiddy trolls 3/4s of the way through 2014 brehs.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 20, 2014, 08:17:12 PM
:pacspit
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Kara on September 20, 2014, 08:18:30 PM
fall for blatant squiddy trolls 3/4s of the way through 2014 brehs.

Sometimes I feel like the Bore is actually the longest game of Paranoia played in human history.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 08:32:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M7NzCeH.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 08:34:28 PM
she's gotta be turned 90 degrees
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 08:36:22 PM
ya she dead, not dancing. 
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 20, 2014, 08:36:34 PM
That ain't true to the OG though.

(http://i.imgur.com/AxJqwDW.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: team filler on September 20, 2014, 08:50:00 PM
 :nsfw http://i.imgur.com/JMCw5Ap.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 08:52:45 PM
No nudes :(
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 20, 2014, 09:12:13 PM
finally a guy with a good body :flabbypd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 20, 2014, 09:38:49 PM
Why isn't there some image hosting site run out of Somalia or something where no one can get pics taken down?

It blows my mind that in 2014, a cease and desist can still work.

:what

There is dude.  There are plenty of sites like this
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 20, 2014, 10:18:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Zkt4QQ7.jpg wowo

http://i.imgur.com/0a7QwIJ.jpg

wowowowowo

What was the second pic
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2014, 10:25:23 PM
french maid outfit
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 20, 2014, 10:36:56 PM
please repost, dead link
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2014, 02:39:34 AM
please repost, dead link
http://112.imagebam.com/download/JeVfIw0zAXk4j6FtFKDO9g/35260/352595285/law%20%2843%29.jpg

Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: toku on September 21, 2014, 02:48:36 AM
:whew
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2014, 02:49:25 AM
Hey, I have that tea kettle.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is what I notice along with the vodka bottle (which I tried to read upside down at first "Pon...what...") in the picture?  :fbm
[close]
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Sausage on September 21, 2014, 02:57:12 AM
http://imgbox.com/g/WVhUW6YPlN

:whew
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: toku on September 21, 2014, 02:59:19 AM
Hey, I have that tea kettle.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is what I notice along with the vodka bottle (which I tried to read upside down at first "Pon...what...") in the picture?  :fbm
[close]

haha I tried to read the vodka bottle too.

:goty2
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: benjipwns on September 21, 2014, 03:03:49 AM
http://imgbox.com/es7P35ed
http://imgbox.com/rxVtEpHk

 :drool
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Your Stalker on September 21, 2014, 04:09:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/x4lKHnf.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 21, 2014, 05:33:04 AM
well this is something to come back to
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I Once Loved Donuts on September 21, 2014, 06:41:27 AM
http://imgbox.com/g/WVhUW6YPlN

:whew
:lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 21, 2014, 07:41:56 AM
http://imgbox.com/g/WVhUW6YPlN

:whew

i once had a discussion about this woman with my dad.

i showed him the nude version of that robin thicke video, and he said something along the lines of "she's too thin."
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Positive Touch on September 21, 2014, 08:26:59 AM
you should listen to your dad
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2014, 09:01:03 AM
I'm all about being modern but exchanging nude pics with your dad....  :what
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 21, 2014, 09:05:15 AM
I'm all about being modern but exchanging nude pics with your dad....  :what


You worried he's going to return the favour with some pics of your mom in her modeling days?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: bud on September 21, 2014, 10:37:00 AM
I'm all about being modern but exchanging nude pics with your dad....  :what

no one said that.
 
you should listen to your dad

i agree with him
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Mupepe on September 21, 2014, 10:50:56 AM
Emily ratajkowski is sexy as fuck you weirdos
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Broseidon on September 21, 2014, 11:32:16 AM
http://imgbox.com/GKDvckGI

christ alive :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 21, 2014, 12:11:36 PM
new jlaw pics, apparently just a few days old

http://imgur.com/l6n0v0p

http://imgur.com/2mo4I3W

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2014, 12:18:44 PM
new jlaw pics, apparently just a few days old

http://imgur.com/l6n0v0p

http://imgur.com/2mo4I3W

 :jawalrus


:holeup


lesbianast, this david bowie-esque squire hair isn't what's hot

looks aite in the close up first shot but that second pick is :holeup status
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 21, 2014, 12:19:59 PM
I agree, more like this

http://imgur.com/2tzEx1p

would be nice :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: zepblackstar on September 21, 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Kate Bosworth....

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Beezy on September 21, 2014, 12:34:25 PM
http://imgbox.com/g/WVhUW6YPlN

:whew

her lips :noah
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Baiano19 on September 21, 2014, 01:22:15 PM
Good lord that hope solo pic... Nasty girl

(http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/phil.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 21, 2014, 02:11:18 PM
Abigail Spencer from Rectify masturbating

https://dl1.volafile.io/get/4aaBPupAI6qE/ASpencer%202.webm
https://dl1.volafile.io/get/YhU7P-1AI6o1/ASpencer%201.webm

(http://i.imgur.com/vRYGu7x.gif)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2014, 02:18:25 PM
amber heard now too
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 21, 2014, 02:19:05 PM
amber heard been naked tho. I've seen everythang of that bitch.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 21, 2014, 02:33:12 PM
I imagine Reddit is going to be in a world of trouble for this.  :rejoice :win :trash
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2014, 02:38:39 PM
reddit hasn't done shit, and in fact they've banned any and all subreddits about this
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: spindashing on September 21, 2014, 02:49:48 PM
chocolatey goodness fam :mouf
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 21, 2014, 02:51:56 PM
reddit hasn't done shit, and in fact they've banned any and all subreddits about this
That won't stop the flood of lawsuits coming from this. Hell, I'd imagine that Reddit not doing shit until a week or so after the original leaks would be damning.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: zepblackstar on September 21, 2014, 03:00:14 PM
reddit hasn't done shit, and in fact they've banned any and all subreddits about this

celebnsfw still up though.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Oblivion on September 21, 2014, 03:11:57 PM
So which broads were involved in this one?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Oblivion on September 21, 2014, 03:12:42 PM
Also I'm saddened the title didn't use "Ragnacock".  :'(
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
Playboy, not leaks, but these new Stacy Dash pics...
https://twitter.com/jgabsss/status/513766641230823424

omg
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Positive Touch on September 21, 2014, 03:59:17 PM
Meaaaaaagan GOOD :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

http://www.thecoli.com/goto/post?id=10147623#post-10147623

Shit, site is crashing :beli

http://youtu.be/PwpD3USKEKw
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Positive Touch on September 21, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
Playboy, not leaks, but these new Stacy Dash pics...
https://twitter.com/jgabsss/status/513766641230823424

omg

new? dude I've been killing children to those pics for over a decade
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2014, 04:07:04 PM
Meaaaaaagan GOOD :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

http://www.thecoli.com/goto/post?id=10147623#post-10147623

Shit, site is crashing :beli

There is a god brehs
:tocry

Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 21, 2014, 04:11:15 PM
The coli thread was deleted right before my eyes...
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Squiddy on September 21, 2014, 04:44:57 PM
The Coli be like (https://yeyeolade.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/e7715ec7eef849de60d5faeefb84-large.jpg)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 21, 2014, 04:57:01 PM
not enough white people
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: thisismyusername on September 21, 2014, 05:05:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vRYGu7x.gif

What is this from?!  :lol
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Vertigo on September 21, 2014, 05:23:15 PM
Those Hope Solo pics  :yuck

Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2014, 05:25:03 PM
strahovski!

:rejoice
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Atramental on September 21, 2014, 05:25:47 PM
not enough white people
You can't see the white people because the white people on the Coli wear digital black-face.

So demonic, friends. (http://i.imgur.com/lxCb7Yn.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2014, 05:25:59 PM
I'm lazy, where are all these showing up at?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2014, 05:29:10 PM
Ugh, I fucking hate those sites
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 21, 2014, 07:03:26 PM
Can "jizzaster" be changed to "jizztaster"?  Thx
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on September 21, 2014, 08:16:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vRYGu7x.gif

What is this from?!  :lol

It's from Shameless(US edition)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Sausage on September 21, 2014, 11:10:02 PM
http://www.emmayouarenext.com/


(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/HannahLynnLove/GIF%20Photos/Spongebobwaitingincoffee.gif)

Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 21, 2014, 11:13:41 PM
Bitch from the blacklist (http://i.imgur.com/ujLCCsA.png)
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2014, 11:14:40 PM
http://www.emmayouarenext.com/


(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/HannahLynnLove/GIF%20Photos/Spongebobwaitingincoffee.gif)

:stahp
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 21, 2014, 11:16:15 PM
Bitch from the blacklist (http://i.imgur.com/ujLCCsA.png)
Where!

I always walk buy the tv room while my mom and sister are watching that show and always have to take a look.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Rahxephon91 on September 21, 2014, 11:16:43 PM
http://www.emmayouarenext.com/


(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/HannahLynnLove/GIF%20Photos/Spongebobwaitingincoffee.gif)
Thats kind of creepy.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 21, 2014, 11:22:31 PM
Bitch from the blacklist (http://i.imgur.com/ujLCCsA.png)
Where!

I always walk buy the tv room while my mom and sister are watching that show and always have to take a look.

on the coli, here http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-great-fappening-of-2014-errrbody-can-get-it-links-pics-vids-throughout.244995/page-150

You gonna have to sign up tho. i ain't saving shit because I ain't fapping to it.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2014, 11:24:42 PM
Do i spy with my little eye, a breh in here agreeing that Emily Ratajkowski needs to gain weight but holding out for Hermione nudes?

:neogaf

(http://i.imgur.com/bTBs3JO.png)
Every man is full of contradictions. There are certain quests we must complete in life to find some semblance of fulfillment, some sense of accomplishment. Seeing Emma Watson nude is one of those. Perhaps one could argue it's superfluous but a part of me feels like seeing her nude would close the last chapter of my childhood.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2014, 11:33:34 PM
http://www.emmayouarenext.com/


(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd448/HannahLynnLove/GIF%20Photos/Spongebobwaitingincoffee.gif)

There's no way this happens.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2014, 12:00:05 AM
where did you even find that sausage
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Kara on September 22, 2014, 12:00:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bTBs3JO.png)
Every man is full of contradictions. There are certain quests we must complete in life to find some semblance of fulfillment, some sense of accomplishment. Seeing Emma Watson nude is one of those. Perhaps one could argue it's superfluous but a part of me feels like seeing her nude would close the last chapter of my childhood.

Nice recovery. Just the right mix of contrition and illumination. :clap
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Sausage on September 22, 2014, 12:26:42 AM
where did you even find that sausage

a friend sent that to me. He's more into the 4chan stuff than I am
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2014, 12:29:00 AM
I'm nearly 100 percent sure that its a troll.  She wasn't on the list of the celebrities that were hacked.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 22, 2014, 12:40:27 AM
Yeah I honestly doubt the emma thing has any truth behind it. Didn't she come out when this all happened and was like "yeah, that's why you don't take nude selfies." Or something like that? I remember her saying something.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Sausage on September 22, 2014, 12:41:44 AM
Don't kill the dream brehs :(
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2014, 12:55:50 AM
Yeah I honestly doubt the emma thing has any truth behind it. Didn't she come out when this all happened and was like "yeah, that's why you don't take nude selfies." Or something like that? I remember her saying something.

to be fair, victoria justice and yvonne strahovski all said similar things.

this would be superbly shitty for watson though, especially since she just became a representative for the UN.  just gave a pretty great speech about gender inequality :tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2014, 12:56:22 AM
I just pray she has a decent haircut in the pics.
:fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 22, 2014, 01:01:07 AM
If they ever starred in a big budget production, they're a smut. It's just the facts. No need to get upset :jawalrus
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I Once Loved Donuts on September 22, 2014, 06:26:58 AM
strahovski!

:rejoice
Fuck, where? SAUSE.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 22, 2014, 08:20:24 AM
Hope Solo just ruined my day....
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2014, 08:21:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GMnOS3o.jpg
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I Once Loved Donuts on September 22, 2014, 10:29:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GMnOS3o.jpg
:fbm
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Rman on September 22, 2014, 09:41:24 PM
Kim was the only worth looking at. 
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on September 22, 2014, 09:42:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GMnOS3o.jpg
finally a woman i can relate to :rejoice
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2014, 11:04:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GMnOS3o.jpg

looks like she just fucked Pharell and she's now watching him que up some wack ass drums on his iMac.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: benjipwns on September 23, 2014, 12:02:12 AM
Bitch from the blacklist (http://i.imgur.com/ujLCCsA.png)
Is she wearing that stupid wig from the show?

I can only fap during the show to it and James Spader.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Your Stalker on September 23, 2014, 02:04:08 AM
Has the shame set in yet?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Vertigo on September 23, 2014, 05:06:45 AM
Kim was the only worth looking at.

Her areolas are phenomenal. I can see why Kanye had no choice but to bust raw in her.   :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2014, 02:08:38 PM
SOMEONE GIVE ME OMARION NUDES
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Baiano19 on September 23, 2014, 11:52:44 PM
the girl from big bang: http://i.imgur.com/ixWegmi.jpg

 :noah :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Reb on September 24, 2014, 05:10:25 AM
That is magnificent.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 24, 2014, 10:40:18 AM
So not only was the Emma Watson thing not true (duh) but there's a twist!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-24/emma-watson-threats-actually-stunt-to-shut-down-4chan/5766882
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: I Once Loved Donuts on September 24, 2014, 02:10:26 PM
the girl from big bang: http://i.imgur.com/ixWegmi.jpg

 :noah :lawd
Fuck.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 24, 2014, 02:11:58 PM
thats alexis texas.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on September 24, 2014, 02:45:03 PM
Yeah I have jerked off to ms texas extensively for the past four years and that is probably her.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Baiano19 on September 24, 2014, 08:16:14 PM
oh well, its a nice ass anyway
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2014, 08:22:04 PM
Texas won't  get another nut from me until she stops dodging IR.
:pacspit
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 24, 2014, 09:31:32 PM
Texas won't  get another nut from me until she stops dodging IR.
:pacspit

Don't bother with her broke-ass face and shitty scenes.  All hail Remy Lacroix.  A PAWG that does pretty much everyone, and everything.  AND she's cute as hell.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2014, 09:35:00 PM
Texas won't  get another nut from me until she stops dodging IR.
:pacspit

Don't bother with her broke-ass face and shitty scenes.  All hail Remy Lacroix.  A PAWG that does pretty much everyone, and everything.  AND she's cute as hell.

ain't that the truth
:tocry
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2014, 01:09:58 AM
:rejoice Remy Lacroix
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Sausage on September 25, 2014, 04:06:27 AM
annika is the true pawg gawdess
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Your Stalker on September 25, 2014, 07:13:52 AM
caroline pierce is one of the GOATs
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: kingkitty on October 09, 2014, 08:49:21 PM
important update: Matt Smith's penis has leaked

Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 09, 2014, 08:53:57 PM
:lawd :lawd :lawd :lawd :lawd :lawd :lawd :lawd
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on October 09, 2014, 09:16:21 PM
important update: Matt Smith's penis has leaked
he should probably get that look at












:phil :drool
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: nudemacusers on October 09, 2014, 09:17:26 PM
is this it?
 :nsfw
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oqK4GL0E2ds/UYrLu7IMuyI/AAAAAAAAJBU/ZDfn8anzG68/s1600/matt+smith+arthur+darvill+naked+nude+shirtless+action.jpg
 :nsfw

:leon
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 09, 2014, 10:01:49 PM
Seems legit.
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on October 09, 2014, 10:05:32 PM
keke palmer got some titties golfham
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: dkdk on October 09, 2014, 10:15:26 PM
kelly brook & keke palmer leaks  :aah
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2014, 10:32:45 PM
Keke Palmer...
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-39456-obiwan-kenobi-now-thats-a-name-mGsY.gif)

remember when Akeelah and The Bee came out and folks were like "Keke Palmer is a star born!" Be a black woman in Hollywood brehs.

now nudes. and that was the end of her chapter
(http://i.imgur.com/gFeB1ow.gif)
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Trent Dole on October 09, 2014, 10:36:11 PM
I keep reading the thread title as The Jizztaster. :-[
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Mr. Nobody on October 09, 2014, 10:42:34 PM
Keke (http://i4.minus.com/iVGnaNzbKbSsp.png)

I need some more Jill Scott level reveals though
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: thisismyusername on October 09, 2014, 10:53:44 PM
important update: Matt Smith's penis has leaked

Not providing links. :ufup

Edit: Found it. Totally a shower. :obama
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2014, 07:39:48 AM
No one mentioning Nick Hogan and the pic he had of his mom in a thong among other things?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: StealthFan on October 10, 2014, 09:36:56 AM
Maybe I'm not up to speed with the hip new buzzwords kids use these days but anyone uttering the words or even entertaining the thought of uttering the words "breast meats" or "titty meats" needs to get punched in the fucking mouth.
(http://i.imgur.com/eDpqdhP.gif)
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2014, 10:09:04 AM
Infinite Titty Meats
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: Kara on October 10, 2014, 10:13:20 AM
Maybe I'm not up to speed with the hip new buzzwords kids use these days but anyone uttering the words or even entertaining the thought of uttering the words "breast meats" or "titty meats" needs to get punched in the fucking mouth.

What about, "Breast meats are my preferred cut of poultry." ?
Title: Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
Post by: spindashing on October 10, 2014, 12:06:09 PM
Maybe I'm not up to speed with the hip new buzzwords kids use these days but anyone uttering the words or even entertaining the thought of uttering the words "breast meats" or "titty meats" needs to get punched in the fucking mouth.
more titty meats for us then
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on October 10, 2014, 12:12:30 PM
No one mentioning Nick Hogan and the pic he had of his mom in a thong among other things?

That's not even uploaded anywhere.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2014, 12:48:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iWPxGrQ.png)
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2014, 04:47:37 PM
No one mentioning Nick Hogan and the pic he had of his mom in a thong among other things?

That's not even uploaded anywhere.

Don't make me link it
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on October 10, 2014, 04:48:26 PM
No one mentioning Nick Hogan and the pic he had of his mom in a thong among other things?

That's not even uploaded anywhere.

Don't make me link it

*makes you link it*
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2014, 05:18:57 PM

 :nsfanyone :nsfanyone :nsfanyone

http://www.imgrobot.com/album/eR
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on October 10, 2014, 05:23:23 PM
Huh. That was on the site when I checked yesterday. Must've been buried.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: nudemacusers on October 10, 2014, 06:24:33 PM

 :nsfanyone :nsfanyone :nsfanyone

http://www.imgrobot.com/album/eR
be a multimillionaire and dress like every other oc county prom douche brehs.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2014, 07:14:10 PM
I remember some pics leaking of his mom in bed with a black guy.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on October 10, 2014, 07:16:28 PM
I remember some pics leaking of his mom in bed with a black guy.

...You? :gurl

I did look through that album and howled at the "I wanna see your big..." and it's a soft photo.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: I Once Loved Donuts on October 13, 2014, 05:16:21 AM

 :nsfanyone :nsfanyone :nsfanyone

http://www.imgrobot.com/album/eR
Pics of the mom  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2015, 02:37:37 PM
Soooo....apparently there's more coming.  Alison Brie is one I've seen where it looks mighty close to her.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2015, 03:05:27 PM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/fc158864949d44ed2294bd94b6b157f5/tumblr_n8jcsuZuDw1qk0z6co1_500.gif)
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2015, 03:19:54 PM
Soooo....apparently there's more coming.  Alison Brie is one I've seen where it looks mighty close to her.

:phil
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2015, 03:27:21 PM
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/591789958/so-will-there-be-a-fappening-2015#top (http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/591789958/so-will-there-be-a-fappening-2015#top)

there are some of that collegehumor sarah schneider girl here, but also more importantly there's a screenshot and one picture of a girl that looks eerily like brie.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: kingkitty on January 10, 2015, 07:32:53 PM
sarah schneider was part of the last leak

and the allison brie one isn't her.

the jizzmageddon is dead.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2015, 08:15:06 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 14, 2017, 07:37:11 PM
emma watson leaked brahs
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 14, 2017, 07:41:45 PM
link
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 15, 2017, 10:31:30 AM
click bait
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 15, 2017, 10:44:35 AM
http://thefappening.so/amanda-seyfried-leaked-1-photo/
http://thefappening.so/emma-watson-leaked-1-photo/
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on March 15, 2017, 11:28:08 AM
http://thefappening.so/emma-watson-leaked-1-photo/

Private Jet. That's how you know you're a feminist. :doge
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2017, 12:06:27 PM
Amanda Seyfried is so cute.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Rufus on March 15, 2017, 12:55:44 PM
http://thefappening.so/emma-watson-leaked-1-photo/

Private Jet. That's how you know you're a feminist. :doge
Why is that incongruous?
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Atramental on March 15, 2017, 05:30:13 PM
Emma Watson  :boring


Amanda Seyfried  :ryker
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on March 15, 2017, 05:32:03 PM
http://thefappening.so/emma-watson-leaked-1-photo/

Private Jet. That's how you know you're a feminist. :doge
Why is that incongruous?

Shhh. You're ruining my shit posting on her. :doge
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Raist on March 15, 2017, 05:37:27 PM
http://thefappening.so/emma-watson-leaked-1-photo/

Private Jet. That's how you know you're a feminist. :doge


 :drudge Feet on the couch  :drudge
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Kara on March 15, 2017, 08:05:46 PM
I think if you anonymously polled women who have been stalked they would largely travel by private jet if possible.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2017, 11:21:01 PM
I can't fap to this shit.
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2017, 12:10:40 AM
I'm still wishing their management would hire a basic IT person to get them all on two-step verification.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: thisismyusername on March 16, 2017, 12:30:04 AM
I think if you anonymously polled women who have been stalked they would largely travel by private jet if possible.

My shit post was more mocking the folks that think the way she dresses excludes her from feminism. If anything, her taking a private jet and jet-setting everywhere offends my carbon footprint sensibility more than anything. I get it though, celebs have their own jets and privacy and blah blah blah.
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 03, 2017, 10:34:37 PM
allison brie leaks   :gddr5 :gddr5 :gddr5
Title: Re: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz
Post by: Atramental on August 03, 2017, 10:53:50 PM
 :nsfw

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/741010160

Nice breasts. Would see again. 👍