jizzaster III: the return of the jizz

[Phoenix Dark]

it's a holiday weekend, I can wait

[Himu]

Melanin.

[spindashing]

Old but...

http://imgur.com/a/sv8eV

selena gomez

not my thing but you go ahead and eat

Fake one brehs. http://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/1od25e/halfasian_mic_nsfw/

Still neat pics but not Selena.

[Atramental]

Just showed my bro this drive folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bxm5Vtwv_jqva2RXeFZrQTlGb0k&usp=sharing

[Kara]

explore dick options trading in a market of pussy surplus brehs

Not to betray the secrets of my people here, but cock has more marginal utility than celebrity nudes in this market.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_value

[nudemacusers]

pussy is veblen good tho.

[Mupepe]

Old but...

http://imgur.com/a/sv8eV

selena gomez

not my thing but you go ahead and eat

Fake one brehs. http://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/1od25e/halfasian_mic_nsfw/

Still neat pics but not Selena.

Maybe the last two are real? Maybe!

[Mupepe]

Never mind. Oh well. Still looks enough like her I can use it

[El Babua]

All those busted nuts for a fraud.

[kingkitty]

4 mins past 2am

i give up

[TakingBackSunday]

there's new jlaw ones coming out

[Atramental]

Weird (and possibly gay) notion: I wonder how many gallons of cum were produced today. And where would one begin to caculate such a value?   

[thisismyusername]

Weird (and possibly gay) notion: I wonder how many gallons of cum were produced today. And where would one begin to caculate such a value?   

Divide world population in half. Then divide a quarter out for the gay population (or divide in half if you want to be "politically correct" and throw bisexuals under the bus?), now multiply that by... a tablespoon? Depends on how long/how much you produce.

Tah-dah, fuzzy math for you Atra. Now you can go be

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...

[thisismyusername]

Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...

Now, can you answer why Atra wants to know how many gallons that is?

[Rufus]

The new thread title turned out to be prophetic.

[Atramental]

Dayum. 

Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...

Now, can you answer why Atra wants to know how many gallons that is?

It's late at night (2:00 am here) and my brain starts thinking weird thoughts. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well, the average man ejaculates a teaspoon. 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If you take into account that the reddit currently has 51,873 subscribers and take into account that marketing tends to show that only 20-25% of people interested in a site will actually subscribe to it let's just quadruple that.

That's 207,492. Now let's assume they're all guys (I know they're not but we know there's a lot more than 207k men looking at this) and each ejaculated once.
That's 207.17 gallons...

Atra, you'll need at least 5 of these
(Image removed from quote.)

Now, can you answer why Atra wants to know how many gallons that is?

[thisismyusername]

It's late at night (2:00 am here) and my brain starts thinking weird thoughts. 

Don't lie, you want to bathe in gallons of semen. I won't judge you.

( Not for me.)

[Human Snorenado]

I didn't see the Aubrey Plaza ones. Anyone got a link?

[TakingBackSunday]

they're not out yet, just a preview image of the album

[Human Snorenado]

I think if they're not out now, they're probably BS then

[nudemacusers]

based on this

http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm

we have about 2.8 billion people with the internet. the ratio is anywhere from 1:1 to 1.06:1 in favor of men, so let's say 1.4 billion of these people are men. about 65% of the world population is 15-64*, so it stands to reason that about 900 million men have heard about this news. I am ignoring issues of timezones here cuz this shit is universal. flabby and sick dudes in croatia are being woken up for this shit. Also, IIRC about 10% of the population is gay, so let's cut it down to about 800 million dudes who care about this shit. let's say for argument that the average guy has masturbated once to these images so far, with some masturbating zero times and some masturbating dozens (no names). apparently the range of semen ejaculated is .1 to 10 ml, the typical being around 5ml (aka teaspoon). a teaspoon is 0.00130208 gallons, so we can probably estimate 1,041,664 gallons of semen have been outputted today.

*I am aware that 12 year olds are probably tuggin their little dicks constantly but the cum is 90% pee so we aren't gonna count that.

[Atramental]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Where the fuck are the pics?

I'm staying up hours later than usual for this shit.

[kingkitty]

This is some Greenwald level drip feed.

[StealthFan]

There's more Jlaw pics. They censored the titty meats and puss tho. Should be leaking a new set of her, or this taco is holding out for payment via TMZ.

[Mupepe]

There's more Jlaw pics. They censored the titty meats and puss tho. Should be leaking a new set of her, or this taco is holding out for payment via TMZ.

Lame.  Goodnight

[Dickie Dee]

are you allowed to have sex on nofap? what about wet dreams?

Yes. Sex is allowed. Encouraged even.

And wet dreams are fine as well, even though they're annoying as fuck... that's why I fap on (at least) a weekly basis so I'm not creaming up my good underwear. 

Frontpage of reddit /r/nofap

[chronovore]

"Jizzaster" is pretty good, but has anyone coined "Fapocalypse" yet?

[Atramental]

Or what about "Cumundrum"?

[chronovore]

Cumragnarok

[Van Cruncheon]

the jlawcaust

[Atramental]

Jay Lawst.

[etiolate]

the fapture

[kingkitty]

Someone on 4chan/reddit may have figured out the identity of the leaker...

some 15 year old redhead.

[Phoenix Dark]

Gingers redeemed.

[StealthFan]

It was a redditor doing the doxx. Figures those feggits would ruin it, if true.

[Momo]

I just came across this gif and I thought 'that jizz thread really needs it'

[Oblivion]

Ragnacock
jizzocide
Apocumlips

[StealthFan]

I just came across this gif and I thought 'that jizz thread really needs it'

(Image removed from quote.)

that gif is old as time, nicca

[chronovore]

Ragnacock
jizzocide
Apocumlips

The idea is that you give it one shot per post, bring your best game. Don't just toss stuff at a wall and see what sticks.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's what the rest of the thread is about.

[close]

[Momo]

that gif is old as time, nicca

I didnt mean to imply it is new, in fact I probably first encountered it in 1995 on a 33.3K modem. I meant it fits here

[Joe Molotov]

Someone on 4chan/reddit may have figured out the identity of the leaker...

some 15 year old redhead.

He's gonna get the chair for summoning Cumthulhu.

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Squiddy]

Internet detectives 
http://i.imgur.com/in7Onv3.jpg

[kingkitty]

Ok crisis averted, it wasn't the ginger.

It was the ginger's adult coworker.

Time for him to leave the country. I think the Scarjo leaker got 10 years in prison.

[demi]

Who is this -> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409558650566.png

And where can I see them in high res? They look delicious.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

kate upton cousin

[Phoenix Dark]

so the Gabrielle Union pics never came out?

[demi]

Oh she's the one getting lazy fucked like she was married? Shame.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

yeah lmao


is that a link to a facebook hacker in that post? gunna download it and cop all the nudes 

[demi]

Find some thick girls to leak for us cousin

[RowRow]

Just imagine all the recipes that could be made with all this secret ingredient being produced

[nudemacusers]

(Image removed from quote.)

Just imagine all the recipes that could be made with all this secret ingredient being produced

the recipes are pretty uninteresting, sadly. though the recommendation of whisking semen into hot chicken soup to give it a stringy texture is a smart one.

[Momo]

so it's all done now yeah? none of that other 40 women are leaking?

[Mupepe]

I'll never see my baby Selena

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll never see my baby Selena

she certainly looks like a baby.

[Madrun Badrun]

Gabrielle Union is on the list?  O my.  Avril needs to come out too before the guy goes to jail. 

[Mupepe]

I'll never see my baby Selena

she certainly looks like a baby.

bro dont start with that shit. Them titties is legal