FoC's Ron Paul Shitheap: Patel Melts the Internets starting on pg. 24

[Human Snorenado]

Hahaha, FoC has turned into JayDubya!  Someone give him a copy of Atlas Shrugged and blow the simp's mind.

No way, even JayDubya will admit that Ron Paul has no chance.  FoC has basically agreed to be permabanned in 2 months for his belief in Ron Paul.

[Gay Boy]

I still can't believe he agreed to be perma'ed if Paul loses.

[Human Snorenado]

I still can't believe he agreed to be perma'ed if Paul loses.

Well, technically he agreed to be perm'd if Paul failed to finish in the top three in any GOP primary or caucus, but regardless he's gonna be toast.

[Fragamemnon]

This isn't specific to Ron Paul, but why, when we are stuck with two parties that really go nowhere, that when another outside candidate comes along people seek to mock them instead of encouraging competition to shake things up?

There's sort of an implicit notion that to defy the two-party system is to defy American political reality itself. I think that is pretty much the case, save for the occasional well-spoken populist (perot 1992, nader 2000 to a lesser extent) who can come in and make a point or two, since populism plays very well with the people and has a hard time asorbing into either party (though it made big inroads into the Democratic side last election).

Ron Paul's no populist, though. Nor is he popular!

[Synbios459]

Just wait. Cheebs is gonna be perma banned from evilbore.

[drozmight]

I was trying to troll the GAF thread, but I am a shitty troll.


If he somehow becomes a popular candidate before he fails, the other candidates will start to take on some of his ideals in an effort to gain what would have been his votes.

He can still somehow make a difference, and making three million bucks in one day's pretty good start.


I'd probably vote for him as a President, because it'd be awesome to have some libertarian in charge of the military.

[Gay Boy]

I still can't believe he agreed to be perma'ed if Paul loses.

Well, technically he agreed to be perm'd if Paul failed to finish in the top three in any GOP primary or caucus, but regardless he's gonna be toast.

He also agreed to be perma'ed if he gets under 10% in Iowa

[FlameOfCallandor]

He also agreed to be perma'ed if he gets under 10% in Iowa

Thats not even hard.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I'd probably vote for him as a President, because it'd be awesome to have some libertarian in charge of the military.

The troops will come home! 

[Fragamemnon]

I'd probably vote for him as a President, because it'd be awesome to have some libertarian in charge of the military.

The troops will come home! 

will they have to pay their own air fare for the trip back?

[Synbios459]

[youtube=425,350]DOgs1qw-6uA[/youtube].

[FlameOfCallandor]

[youtube=425,350]DOgs1qw-6uA[/youtube].

Get that Shit out of here 

[drozmight]

I'd probably vote for him as a President, because it'd be awesome to have some libertarian in charge of the military.

The troops will come home! 

will they have to pay their own air fare for the trip back?

  That'd be hilarious.

[FlameOfCallandor]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hyQLduiFMFTNmeUdgpf5cMvLi6awD8SNV5Q02

Ron Paul Raises More Than $4.2 Million
By JIM KUHNHENN – 6 hours ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, aided by an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday, hauled in more than $4.2 million in nearly 24 hours.
Paul, the Texas congressman with a libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving tied to the commemoration of Guy Fawkes Day.
Fawkes was a British mercenary who failed in his attempt to kill King James I on Nov. 5, 1605. He also was the model for the protagonist in the movie "V for Vendetta." Paul backers motivated donors on the Internet with mashed-up clips of the film on the online video site YouTube as well as the Guy Fawkes Day refrain: "Remember, remember the 5th of November."
Paul's total deposed Mitt Romney as the single-day fundraising record holder in the Republican presidential field. When it comes to sums amassed in one day, Paul now ranks only behind Democrats Hillary Rodham Clinton, who raised nearly $6.2 million on June 30, and Barack Obama.
Paul spokesman Jesse Benton said the effort began independently about two months ago at the hands of Paul's backers. He said Paul picked up on the movement, mentioning in it speeches and interviews.
"It's been kind of building up virally," Benton said.
The $4.2 million represented online contributions from more than 37,000 donors, fundraising director Jonathan Bydlak said Monday night.
Paul has been lagging in the polls behind Republican front-runners. But he captured national attention at the end of September when he reported raising $5.2 million in three months, putting him fourth among Republican presidential candidates in fundraising for the quarter.
Paul as of Monday had raised more than $7 million since Oct. 1, more than half his goal of $12 million by the end of the year, according to his Web site.
Paul advocates limited government and low taxes like other Republicans, but he stands alone as the only GOP presidential candidate opposed to the Iraq war. He also has opposed Bush administration security measures that he says encroach on civil liberties.

Probably spambots right?   

[Gay Boy]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hyQLduiFMFTNmeUdgpf5cMvLi6awD8SNV5Q02

Ron Paul Raises More Than $4.2 Million
By JIM KUHNHENN – 6 hours ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, aided by an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday, hauled in more than $4.2 million in nearly 24 hours.
Paul, the Texas congressman with a libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving tied to the commemoration of Guy Fawkes Day.
Fawkes was a British mercenary who failed in his attempt to kill King James I on Nov. 5, 1605. He also was the model for the protagonist in the movie "V for Vendetta." Paul backers motivated donors on the Internet with mashed-up clips of the film on the online video site YouTube as well as the Guy Fawkes Day refrain: "Remember, remember the 5th of November."
Paul's total deposed Mitt Romney as the single-day fundraising record holder in the Republican presidential field. When it comes to sums amassed in one day, Paul now ranks only behind Democrats Hillary Rodham Clinton, who raised nearly $6.2 million on June 30, and Barack Obama.
Paul spokesman Jesse Benton said the effort began independently about two months ago at the hands of Paul's backers. He said Paul picked up on the movement, mentioning in it speeches and interviews.
"It's been kind of building up virally," Benton said.
The $4.2 million represented online contributions from more than 37,000 donors, fundraising director Jonathan Bydlak said Monday night.
Paul has been lagging in the polls behind Republican front-runners. But he captured national attention at the end of September when he reported raising $5.2 million in three months, putting him fourth among Republican presidential candidates in fundraising for the quarter.
Paul as of Monday had raised more than $7 million since Oct. 1, more than half his goal of $12 million by the end of the year, according to his Web site.
Paul advocates limited government and low taxes like other Republicans, but he stands alone as the only GOP presidential candidate opposed to the Iraq war. He also has opposed Bush administration security measures that he says encroach on civil liberties.

Probably spambots right?   

Yet you think he can win based off your money assessment when Romney raises 4-5x as much?

[Ichirou]

This thread has already been turned into a joke, so I'll just add to it:



That's about as useful as anything you suckers have posted here so far.  And far more entertaining.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Number of people who donated yesterday was over 38,000. Thats the record for individual donor for one day

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/016652.html

This is so encouraging and exciting!!

[Ichirou]

Thanks for ignoring all the points I made in my post, FoC!

[FlameOfCallandor]

Thanks for ignoring all the points I made in my post, FoC!

Uh... I mean. Ron Paul will put an end to Tyra banks.

[Ichirou]

I hope that's not just an empty campaign promise.

[Human Snorenado]

Thanks for ignoring all the points I made in my post, FoC!

Uh... I mean. Ron Paul will put an end to Tyra banks.

Racist confirmed! 

[FlameOfCallandor]

What do you guys think of this interview?
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3826776&affil=wabc

[Human Snorenado]

What do you guys think of this interview?
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3826776&affil=wabc

I think I've got better things to do than watch whatever that is.  Like watch some porn and masturbate, or maybe work on my nanowrimo novel.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Hey TVC, you are still a mod at GAF. Are you frantically searching their Ron Paul thread to find my alt gaf account? 

[FlameOfCallandor]

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Vote2008/page?id=3623346

Take the poll over at ABC news to see what candidates you match up with best.

Here is what I got.

1. Ron Paul
2. Some asshole named Hunter
3. Kucinich

[FlameOfCallandor]

My Book Came!!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

there's some public domain artwork of the founding fathers on the cover so you KNOW what's inside is true

don't worry, I hear reading is like riding a bicycle

[Van Cruncheon]

mike gravel

[FlameOfCallandor]

there's some public domain artwork of the founding fathers on the cover so you KNOW what's inside is true

All artwork of the founding fathers is public domain! 

[Van Cruncheon]

there's some public domain artwork of the founding fathers on the cover so you KNOW what's inside is true

All artwork of the founding fathers is public domain! 

no, you stupid fat taco, NOTHING is public domain until the statute of limitations is up on it -- if i painted a picture of george washington getting anally savaged by john adams, you could not use it in one of your shitty films until 2057ish

[Howard Alan Treesong]

there's some public domain artwork of the founding fathers on the cover so you KNOW what's inside is true

All artwork of the founding fathers is public domain! 

Really!

[FlameOfCallandor]

My bad guys. All the artwork from the time of the revolution is public domain.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

there's some public domain artwork of the founding fathers on the cover so you KNOW what's inside is true

All artwork of the founding fathers is public domain! 

no, you stupid fat taco, NOTHING is public domain until the statute of limitations is up on it -- if i painted a picture of george washington getting anally savaged by john adams, you could not use it in one of your shitty films until 2057ish

[Van Cruncheon]

[FlameOfCallandor]

That looks an awful lot like Washington, Adams and Philadelphia!!  

[Howard Alan Treesong]

That's supposed to be Independence Hall in the background.

For Adams and Washington it's a bit more of a stretch. That's why I cleverly worked their names into the dialogue.

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

[Gay Boy]

I can't spell JOHN EDWARDS

[CajoleJuice]

This is turning into a fucking huge shitheap.

[Gay Boy]

[FlameOfCallandor]

(Image removed from quote.)

[Human Snorenado]

This is turning into a fucking huge shitheap.

What do you expect?  FoC is involved.  Although it will be massively entertaining to reference this thread when it's banning time for El Retardo.

[FlameOfCallandor]

This is turning into a fucking huge shitheap.

What do you expect?  FoC is involved.  Although it will be massively entertaining to reference this thread when it's banning time for El Retardo.

Im gonna get a kick out of gay Boy being gone. 

[Van Cruncheon]

pretty sure this little banning wager doesn't have mod approval

[Human Snorenado]

pretty sure this little banning wager doesn't have mod approval

Well, if the proscribed situations are fulfilled and shitburger isn't banned then I'll stop posting.

WHY ARE THE MODERATORS AVERSE TO ACTUAL, YOU KNOW, MODERATION???

[Van Cruncheon]

how is supporting a silly wager anything resembling "moderation"

[Human Snorenado]

how is supporting a silly wager anything resembling "moderation"

Well, both parties agreed to the bet.  And nothing done here resembles "moderation".  In any sense of the word.

But if, after annoying the everliving shitfuck out of everyone and agreeing to stupid bets regarding Ron Paul if you think FoC should be allowed to stick around longer than maybe a week afterwards for shaming purposes... man, I guess I just don't know you anymore. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

The only stipulation I had was that a mod had to perma ban me.

[MrAngryFace]

You dont actually get to tell me what to do.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You dont actually get to tell me what to do.

It wont matter because I wont be banned. but If I do lose and you want me gone you have to perma ban me.

[MrAngryFace]

I dont have to do anything, stfu

[Van Cruncheon]

how is supporting a silly wager anything resembling "moderation"

Well, both parties agreed to the bet.  And nothing done here resembles "moderation".  In any sense of the word.

But if, after annoying the everliving shitfuck out of everyone and agreeing to stupid bets regarding Ron Paul if you think FoC should be allowed to stick around longer than maybe a week afterwards for shaming purposes... man, I guess I just don't know you anymore. 

i'm just sayin' y'all are setting each other up for disappointment, since i don't recall any mod agreeing to ban the loser.

please point to a forum on the interweb where there are NO annoying people; IT MUST BE A PARADISE FOR THE HUMORLESS

[Mandark]

pretty sure this little banning wager doesn't have mod approval

Keep your regulatory red tape away from his right to contract, you statist!





F'real though, weren't people able to kill their own accounts back in the day?

[Van Cruncheon]

they can certainly ask to be banned, but there's no enforcement available for the other side!

[Van Cruncheon]

i should add that the new libertarian foc is MUCH more tragically amusing than the previous ignorant racist foc -- i'm glad to see that he hasn't tried to discuss, oh, muslims lately.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I dont have to do anything, stfu

Im not saying you have to do anything.

[Mandark]

I don't see a problem with a blanket policy of accepting all ban bets.  Though Ms. Manners says proper netiquette dictates that you ask a mod for their approval, rather than dictating the situation to them or leaving them out of the loop.  It's only polite.

i should add that the new libertarian foc is MUCH more tragically amusing than the previous ignorant racist foc -- i'm glad to see that he hasn't tried to discuss, oh, muslims lately.

Are you TRYING to set him off?  Am I trying to set him off by quoting this?

And boy, you should have seen the commercials here for the VA state elections.  SCARY SCARY IMMIGRANTS, but it apparently didn't stick.  Suck it, xenophobe honkeys!

[recursivelyenumerable]

please point to a forum on the interweb where there are NO annoying people; IT MUST BE A PARADISE FOR THE HUMORLESS

http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/forum/1 almost qualifies.  and yes it is a paradise for us.  Epic's Tim Sweeney even reads and posts there 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Faceboom censors Ron Paul
http://rpdaily.blogspot.com/2007/11/facebook-censors-ron-paul.html

 

[Mandark]

That's a great idea, tennin!  Pick a forum you really like and think of as unspoiled, then link to it in a Ron Paul thread dedicated to FoC.  Fabulous!

You want to trick cloudwalking into eating an apple while you're at it?