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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2220 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:44:29 PM »

Ugh. PD. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2221 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:50:26 PM »

Not my fault Mann can't write women!

Robo · « **Reply #2222 on:** December 01, 2009, 02:10:43 PM »

You are on fire with the crap posts today. I think it might be time for a little break back to reality.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2223 on:** December 01, 2009, 02:12:00 PM »

I'm not the only person who's brought this up in relation to Heat. But meh, whatever

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #2224 on:** December 01, 2009, 02:31:44 PM »

The Micheal Mann of today makes pretty good movies shot with crappy digital video cinematography and terrible, terrible soundtracks.

The Micheal Mann of 1995 made a very, very good movie that has none of the flaws of his latter films, was cast just about perfectly (back when Pacino and De Niro were still interested in more then paycheck chasing roles), and is a fascinating portrait of professionals at work and their interior lives apart from their careers. Mann won't ever likely make a film as good as Heat again, and he certainly won't make any film as badass as Heat was ever again. Lighting in a bottle that was.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2225 on:** December 01, 2009, 02:35:45 PM »

Yeah, Heat is pretty awesome.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2226 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:05:14 PM »

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Heat

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2227 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:12:07 PM »

I'll never forget this KSK comment on the ending:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wanted De Niro to kill Pacino so badly I almost bit through my own arm after the ending. At the very least, they should have killed each other.

My ending: De Niro blows Pacino away, then meets Amy Brennaman at the airport, bangs her in the shitter, then tears up her ticket as he gets on the plane by himself. No fucking attachments.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2228 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:14:48 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 03:12:07 PM

I'll never forget this KSK comment on the ending:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wanted De Niro to kill Pacino so badly I almost bit through my own arm after the ending. At the very least, they should have killed each other.

My ending: De Niro blows Pacino away, then meets Amy Brennaman at the airport, bangs her in the shitter, then tears up her ticket as he gets on the plane by himself. No fucking attachments.
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My thoughts (almost) exactly.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #2229 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:51:44 PM »

I thought Heat was pretty zzzzz.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2230 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM »

Well, there's no accounting for good taste.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2231 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:01:45 PM »

If Denzel Washington was in Heat, it'd be PD's favorite movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2232 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:03:55 PM »

Or if Ron Howard directed it, and it ended with Pacino and DeNiro walking into the sunset holding hands.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #2233 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:06:20 PM »

I don't know why I just couldn't get into it.

cool breeze · « **Reply #2234 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:06:49 PM »

Heat was in vogue last year. Kane and Lynch, GTA4 and The Dark Knight copied it.

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 01, 2009, 04:06:20 PM

I don't know why I just couldn't get into it.

[youtube=560,345]kfCjxDTyOIA[/youtube]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2235 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:07:23 PM »

Oh, and if it had Morgan Freeman narrating as well.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2236 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:08:19 PM »

Nah, if you take the chicks out of it. Then it could be epic. Otherwise it's a 7.5/10 type affair

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2237 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:09:57 PM »

that post is 7.5/10

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2238 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:11:32 PM »

If you take Phoenix Dark off this forum, it could be epic. Otherwise evilbore is a 7.5/10 type affair.

Himu · « **Reply #2239 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:13:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2009, 02:12:00 PM

I'm not the only person who's brought this up in relation to Heat. But meh, whatever

What the fuck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2240 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:16:47 PM »

The sad thing is that Cajole agrees with me but he's letting me die. smh man :'(

Himu · « **Reply #2241 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:18:04 PM »

Season 1 of Miami Vice > Heat

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2242 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:19:23 PM »

I don't want to turn this into a racially charged discussion, but I have a sudden urge to ban all black posters.

Himu · « **Reply #2243 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:20:42 PM »

Heat is awesome. But Miami Vice is more awesome. Sorry, Willco!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2244 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2009, 04:16:47 PM

The sad thing is that Cajole agrees with me but he's letting me die. smh man :'(

I would never give Heat a 7.5, even if I do think some of the romance stuff is a bit weak. The movie still rocks.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2245 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:21:39 PM »

That's saying the first season of Chuck is better than Casino Royale.

Himu · « **Reply #2246 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:23:18 PM »

Nice comparison.

Himu · « **Reply #2247 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:24:49 PM »

[youtube=560,345]b5C4N7UwVS4[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2248 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:25:36 PM »

I keep forgetting to rent Miami Vice. I've heard mixed views on it but I still want to see it

Himu · « **Reply #2249 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:26:30 PM »

The movie or the tv series?

The movie is forgettable and average. Season 1+2 of tv series owns.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2250 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:33:03 PM »

The movie.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #2251 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:43:07 PM »

The movie is not bad, but its a lesser effort. The photography just plain sucks (not gritty, just ugly), and while the female lead, Gong Li is a quite capable actress, her shaky english doesn't do her any favors. Those things are distracting, but don't fatally wound what is still a pretty not bad movie.

Himuro is right about the series btw. It doesn't have a great reputation because of its later-on, well, "80's-TV-ness", but for awhile, its as solid as any TV show from its era was.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2252 on:** December 01, 2009, 05:03:20 PM »

[youtube=560,345]jmKR6evZRQQ[/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #2253 on:** December 01, 2009, 05:04:46 PM »

I really liked Collateral.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #2254 on:** December 02, 2009, 04:28:21 AM »

yeah, Collateral is pretty dang good.

Ong-Bak 2 isn't exactly the movie I was planning to see. Sure there's loads of well shot, well staged, and extremely painful looking fight scenes. But it also attempts to tell an epic story of one wounded young man's powerful thirst for vengeance and the high cost of it. Since it lacks the lighter tone of other Tony Jaa smashing knee films, its less fun to watch even though the action scenes are as thrilling as ever.

Its an admirable attempt at making a real movie, not just a feature length highlight reel, but in this case, loftier goals don't make for a better film. On the whole, its still very much worth seeing for the many jaw-dropping moments of stunt work and the apparently very dedicated to their craft work of the Thai stuntmen, but this epic on the cheap feels incomplete (probably because it is, sequel hits next year) and not entirely satisfactory. Even though its strengths don't quite meet its ambitions, what it does, it does pretty damn well.

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Sho Nuff · « **Reply #2255 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:21:36 PM »

Stephen Segal in INTO THE SUN! He wrote it himself and includes a steamy makeout scene between him and a hot Japanese girl

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2256 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:23:00 PM »

Solo, because I can't post on GAF right now, COME DEFEND WHY YOU THINK DDL IS AN OVERACTOR

I can't believe you thought his performance in There Will Be Blood was overracting. Sounds like TAOJJBTCRR fan :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2257 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:34:14 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 02, 2009, 01:23:00 PM

Solo, because I can't post on GAF right now, COME DEFEND WHY YOU THINK DDL IS AN OVERACTOR

I can't believe you thought his performance in There Will Be Blood was overracting. Sounds like TAOJJBTCRR fan :'(

[youtube=560,345]KwkP7Gnp7ek[/youtube]

DDL rocks to hard for Solo.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2258 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:38:22 PM »

And that's not even near the best scene for him in the movie. The ending, holy god

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2259 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:49:17 PM »

I DRINK UR MILKSHAKE

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2260 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:51:58 PM »

Daniel Day Lewis is an incredible actor, but the recent internet fanboy adoration he's received is pretty annoying.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2261 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:01:10 PM »

DDL

DM, I think it's because most people had basically only seen him in Gangs of New York prior to this, if that. And even now, I've only seen him in that and TWBB -- but between those two alone, he's fucking awesome. Sorry to be late to the party.

Robo · « **Reply #2262 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:03:04 PM »

You've never seen The Last of the Mohicans?

Reb · « **Reply #2263 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:05:40 PM »

I had this poster in my room for years:

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2264 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:07:31 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on December 02, 2009, 03:03:04 PM

You've never seen The Last of the Mohicans?

Nope. Been meaning to, just because of DDL, but my attention span/interest in watching movies lately has been pretty non-existent.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2265 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:24:40 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 02, 2009, 03:01:10 PM

DDL

DM, I think it's because most people had basically only seen him in Gangs of New York prior to this, if that. And even now, I've only seen him in that and TWBB -- but between those two alone, he's fucking awesome. Sorry to be late to the party.

You've never seen My Left Foot or In the Name of the Father? Get on it, asap.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2266 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:27:05 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 02, 2009, 03:24:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 02, 2009, 03:01:10 PM
DDL

DM, I think it's because most people had basically only seen him in Gangs of New York prior to this, if that. And even now, I've only seen him in that and TWBB -- but between those two alone, he's fucking awesome. Sorry to be late to the party.

You've never seen My Left Foot or In the Name of the Father? Get on it, asap.

I believe they are on my Netflix queue...somewhere.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2267 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:29:16 PM »

I remember seeing My Left Foot when it came out on VHS, then rewatched it in college. He's absolutely brilliant in it.

My parents ended up taking me to see In the Name of the Father when it was in theaters (thank you Mom and Dad, for indoctrinating me early on in film snobbery), he gives an extremely powerful performance.

The dude is insanely dedicated to his craft.

Diunx · « **Reply #2268 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:11:28 PM »

The director of My Left Foot also directed that shitty 50 cent movie.

And DDL is probably the best actor on the industry right now, I can't fucking wait to see nine.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2269 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:32:14 PM »

I'll be honest, the only reason I'm pumped for Nine is because of DDL.

Himu · « **Reply #2270 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:37:31 PM »

WATCH LAST OF THE MOHICANS RIGHT NOW.

Go to Wal Mart, get it for like 5 bucks, watch it, jo.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2271 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:30:13 PM »

I think it's streaming on Netflix.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2272 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:59:42 AM »

Nine looks boner inducing. Not a fan of musicals but a movie full of hot chicks singing sounds cool to me

twerd · « **Reply #2273 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:55:27 AM »

i can understand the DDL love and hate, but anyone that hates on there will be blood in any fashion is just psycho. except maybe the ending, but i loved that part too.

the plan is to get shroomed on friday and watch eraserhead.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #2274 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:14:40 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 03, 2009, 03:58:07 AM

I thought Nine was a post-apocalyptic animated film with the sock puppets from Little Big Planet fighting against the robots from the Terminator series.

naw man, that's '9'.

gosh, what a stupid fuckin mistake to make. I'll bet you look real foolish right about now.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2275 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:17:26 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 02, 2009, 10:32:14 PM

I'll be honest, the only reason I'm pumped for Nine is because of DDL.

Really? That's the only reason? It's a great Broadway musical based on the even better film 8 1/2.

Himu · « **Reply #2276 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:38:18 AM »

Quote from: twerd on December 03, 2009, 03:55:27 AM

i can understand the DDL love and hate, but anyone that hates on there will be blood in any fashion is just psycho. except maybe the ending, but i loved that part too.

Except There Will Be Blood is pretty forgettable, outside DDL's performance.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2277 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:39:27 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 11:38:18 AM

Quote from: twerd on December 03, 2009, 03:55:27 AM
i can understand the DDL love and hate, but anyone that hates on there will be blood in any fashion is just psycho. except maybe the ending, but i loved that part too.

Except There Will Be Blood is pretty forgettable, outside DDL's performance.

He's in virtually every scene though...

Himu · « **Reply #2278 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:43:08 AM »

Well acted, great production values, doesn't give me any emotion however. Pretty lifeless film, outside of DDL's performance.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2279 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:43:59 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 11:38:18 AM

Quote from: twerd on December 03, 2009, 03:55:27 AM
i can understand the DDL love and hate, but anyone that hates on there will be blood in any fashion is just psycho. except maybe the ending, but i loved that part too.

Except There Will Be Blood is pretty forgettable, outside DDL's performance.

oh shut up

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