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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30480 on: May 22, 2018, 04:14:06 PM »
Since then there have been a shitload of people confirming what a complete asshole this man has become. He seems like he's only "acting" the last ~10+ years for the money and hates everything about it.

Btw the new Kevin Smith stand-up is out, Silent But Deadly. It's not as good as the old ones.

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« Reply #30482 on: May 22, 2018, 06:41:58 PM »
Jesus. You need to ask my permission before you watch films in the future nudemac
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« Reply #30483 on: May 22, 2018, 07:10:52 PM »
I'd also be an asshole to such a blubbery, unprofessional, shitty writer and director like Kevin Smith who fucks up shots because he doesn't understand camera lenses despite making movies for 25 years and also doesn't know how to shoot scenes.

So there's this thing called a cinematographer...

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« Reply #30484 on: May 22, 2018, 07:32:08 PM »
but they aren't good on his movies either

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« Reply #30485 on: May 23, 2018, 07:28:19 PM »
Ok, that’s pretty funny, but Clerks/Mallrats/Chasing Amy were good Smith & friends film making by the seat of their pants. That kind of filmmaking is what I wish I could do with my friends.

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« Reply #30486 on: May 23, 2018, 07:46:04 PM »
kevin smith is a creator for whom i have to be in a very specific mood/state of mind to enjoy their work.

takashi miike is in the same boat.
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« Reply #30487 on: May 23, 2018, 10:31:50 PM »
Perfect
Clerks (1994)
Dogma (1999)

Awesome
Chasing Amy (1997)

Good
Mallrats (1995)
Clerks II (2006)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Watchable
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Red State (2011)

Garbage
Jersey Girl (2004)
Cop Out (2010)
Tusk (2014)
Yoga Hosers (2016)

Tasty

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« Reply #30488 on: May 23, 2018, 10:34:03 PM »
I'd also be an asshole to such a blubbery, unprofessional, shitty writer and director like Kevin Smith who fucks up shots because he doesn't understand camera lenses despite making movies for 25 years and also doesn't know how to shoot scenes.

So there's this thing called a cinematographer...

The main thing that made Bruce Willis be a dick to Smith was he asked what lens was on the camera for a specific shot so he knew how big or small to take it, and Smith had no idea and therefore couldn't give direction to his actor. This being on a $40M movie with a pretty major movie star, with Kevin Smith showing up to work in crocs and jorts, high,  and telling dick jokes every day, Willis had zero respect for him and made it clear. And Kevin Smith, the director and guy in charge of the whole project, is a weak binch who couldn't get control of his actors.

This fuck didn't even know if he was shooting a wide shot or not. After 9 movies.

I mean on a shoot there's also coverage, where multiple cameras with different lenses and bodies are used at different angles. For someone shooting as freestyle as Smith does, I don't see an issue with delegating that particular responsibility. *shrugs*

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« Reply #30489 on: May 24, 2018, 12:24:03 AM »
Deadpool 2 - best cape shit of the year by levels. Enjoyed it a bunch.

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« Reply #30490 on: May 24, 2018, 02:43:45 AM »
Kevin Smiths best movies kinda suck. The stories are simple, the jokes are puerile, they're technically awful, the acting is horrible. He has a real knack for certain dialogue though, which is what makes Clerks still on-HBO watchable to me. Maybe I'm biased due to spending and embarrassing amount of time in a local comic shop located next to a Wallaces, though


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« Reply #30492 on: May 24, 2018, 08:42:04 PM »
Hopefully solo bombing means I don’t have to hear about Star Wars for a while  :-X
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« Reply #30493 on: May 24, 2018, 08:52:35 PM »
Hopefully solo bombing means I don’t have to hear about Star Wars for a while  :-X

Well, until next year.
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« Reply #30495 on: May 25, 2018, 12:31:57 AM »


This is what Johnny Depp's career has come to? This dude blew through all his cash.

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« Reply #30496 on: May 25, 2018, 12:36:17 AM »
Thoroughbreds- I thought this was going to be a dark comedy but it's more like a thriller. An ok indie thriller flick.

The main actress in this is smoking.

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« Reply #30497 on: May 25, 2018, 11:26:08 AM »


This is what Johnny Depp's career has come to? This dude blew through all his cash.

No, THIS is what Depp's post-cash career came to:

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« Reply #30498 on: May 25, 2018, 10:17:03 PM »
Watching Dogville for the first time

If there was ever a film that showcased Lars's misanthropy, its this. And I'm with him. You can place the message of this film in many ways in modern culture. Especially when placed alongside a womans take in conflicts to a mans. R.Kelly, Chris Brown, Weinstein, Cosby,  Most NFL players. And yet they call him, Lars Von Trier, a misogynist.  They havent watched Dogville. But in their defense, almost three hours of a jarring stageplay would turn many people off.

Although Grace's relationship with Tom is suspect. The male hero. Still watching.
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« Reply #30499 on: May 25, 2018, 10:37:22 PM »
I dont think I've wanted to strangle a cast of characters as I want to now
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« Reply #30500 on: May 25, 2018, 11:27:10 PM »
Perfect
Clerks (1994)
Dogma (1999)

Awesome
Chasing Amy (1997)

Good
Mallrats (1995)
Clerks II (2006)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Watchable
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Red State (2011)

Garbage
Jersey Girl (2004)
Cop Out (2010)
Tusk (2014)
Yoga Hosers (2016)

Wait I remember Wrath liking this post. Wtf Wrath.

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« Reply #30501 on: May 25, 2018, 11:31:45 PM »
He thought it was a joke post because you called Dogma perfect. To be fair, I figured it was a joke too.

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« Reply #30502 on: May 25, 2018, 11:32:25 PM »
He thought it was a joke post because you called Dogma perfect. To be fair, I figured it was a joke too.

Any movie with Alan Rickman is perfect. Prove me wrong.

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« Reply #30503 on: May 25, 2018, 11:39:09 PM »
Love Actually. I didn’t even have to go to imdb for that one!

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« Reply #30504 on: May 25, 2018, 11:40:52 PM »
Galaxy Quest. Alice Through the Looking Glass

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« Reply #30506 on: May 26, 2018, 02:52:07 AM »
The main actress in this is smoking.

Did they at least tell her about the lung cancer risks?

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« Reply #30507 on: May 26, 2018, 06:32:41 AM »
I like Love Actually. :thinking

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« Reply #30508 on: May 26, 2018, 06:33:46 AM »
Perfect
Clerks (1994)
Dogma (1999)

Awesome
Chasing Amy (1997)

Good
Mallrats (1995)
Clerks II (2006)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Watchable
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Red State (2011)

Garbage
Jersey Girl (2004)
Cop Out (2010)
Tusk (2014)
Yoga Hosers (2016)

Wait I remember Wrath liking this post. Wtf Wrath.

Clerks 1&2 and Chasing Amy are the three I consider great. I've always been partial to Mallrats as a dumb fun teen sex comedy. J&S is meh to me with some moments, I kind of dislike Dogma although I find it interesting as a whole. Hate the rest.

Still love the guy and the View Askewniverse as a series, but I don't exactly agree with your list is all.

Lol you just posted preferences like my list, except I enjoyed a couple more of his films.

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« Reply #30509 on: May 26, 2018, 09:33:37 AM »
Deadpool 2 was p. good
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« Reply #30510 on: May 26, 2018, 09:53:46 AM »
Rewatching the Clooney Ocean's Eleven series. Twelve was better than I remembered. Still not as good as Eleven, but I enjoyed it a bunch. Watching Thirteen now.

Looking forward to Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock doing a take on this genre.

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« Reply #30511 on: May 26, 2018, 06:10:55 PM »
I always get a kick out of seeing Joffrey in my Batman Begins rewatches, lol.

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« Reply #30512 on: May 27, 2018, 05:30:42 AM »
Watched Black Panther.

I have no clue about the comics and background story.
Well, it's a comic hero movie. Fun to watch, terrible CG, by necessity a shallow concentrate of decades of stories and lore topped by a vapid action story.

The one thing that vividly stood out to me was the last fight scene and its outcome. Main Lead had been all "NO U" to his own forefathers and especially, pointedly, his own dad just a few minutes before, sternly rebuking him for doing a bad deed. After brooding and lamenting over it for like half the movie. And it being a non-issue... kings have a role to play, as shitty as it may be at times. Deciding on things that affects the lives of millions is an incredibly crappy job even at the best of times.

...anyway. After all the emo shit he then goes ahead and probably repeats the bad thing once more, happily avoiding the possibility to tag-team the bad people with a person he could possibly convert to his side while also undoing the wrongs of his dad.

Frankly, I'd have chained that fucker to the throne room as honorary councillor, personified different perspective and voice for change. A reminder of what can happen. With cattle prod at hand in case he gets uppity and a bowl of sweets to reward constructive behaviour. Yeah yeah, slavery, touchy subject especially in this context, but still. Just lock him up and bring him to your side over a decade or two. Or just strap a bomb to his cranium and leech off his knowledge, skills and deviance. Anything goes, really. That person is intricately aware of the world outside and has like a trillion contacts that would be immensely valuable. He could take care of the dark and seedy underbelly of the world that royals should not be connected to, at least in public. He'd be a great asset. But no, beautiful sunrise. Bad guy gotta be bad, forevermore.
 
The cynic in me suspects it had to go that way since there's the established queen-in-spe who could fit that role just as well, minus the penis and angry swearing and hard work of mending old wounds and making hard decisions. I'm half expecting a repeat of the current crisis when more angry lip tattoo people show up because Beanskin McBrokenperson couldn't resist the urge to bump uglies in between bouts of omnicidal rage and plotting for world conquest.

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« Reply #30513 on: May 27, 2018, 01:44:58 PM »
saw jurassic world again because my children and their friends are TRASH and I swear every time I watch this goddamn movie I find something else to hate. This time it's the fact that the dumbass kids are given the keys to what can only be a million dollar glass gyroball and allowed free range roaming which would never in a million years happen due to liability and the fact staff would probably have to wipe down teen sex juices every single time VS the original JP featuring ADULT DRIVERS on a PATH for a park that was still under development.

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« Reply #30514 on: May 27, 2018, 01:48:28 PM »
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« Reply #30515 on: May 27, 2018, 02:07:28 PM »
given today's news re: solo, something to consider:

Box office returns in China, which is the new hotness for dummies w/ deep pockets, for nu-SW thus far, starting in 2015:

TFA: $124M
RO: $69M
TLJ: $42M
SOLO:~$10M weekend and will probably die immediately
Total: $245M

For contrast, here is Avatar, one movie, zero prior franchise boost, no IP nostalgia, nearly 10 years ago, years ahead of the china BO boom:
$204,129,854

For more contrast, here is infinity war running on the fumes of 1,000 marvel movies:
$301,403,464

avatar 2 will make more in china alone than Solo will its entire run. book it. in fact, it's the only pre-2010 film on the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films_in_China

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« Reply #30516 on: May 27, 2018, 02:14:46 PM »
cameron will work with companies to provide misting tech which will pump theaters with a fragrant mix of exotic flowers, aquatic notes, and his own sweat  :delicious

$4B in the bag. :success
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« Reply #30517 on: May 27, 2018, 02:15:49 PM »
Avatar 2 is still flopping relative to Avatar 1's big 3D spectacle event shit that's long gone now.

But yeah, SW is basically dead internationally. They're not making TFA and probably not TLJ money with the next batch of movies.
i hadn't actually looked at the numbers until making my trollpost and wow they slid BAD in china from TFA to TLJ. a legit china don't care moment.
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« Reply #30518 on: May 27, 2018, 03:04:39 PM »
Fuck modern star wars

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« Reply #30519 on: May 27, 2018, 03:35:19 PM »
Avatar 2 is still flopping relative to Avatar 1's big 3D spectacle event shit that's long gone now.

But yeah, SW is basically dead internationally. They're not making TFA and probably not TLJ money with the next batch of movies.
i hadn't actually looked at the numbers until making my trollpost and wow they slid BAD in china from TFA to TLJ. a legit china don't care moment.

China didn't even really care about TFA. $120 million is practically nothing compared to what the top movies in China are making now. Even in 2016, TFA was only 13th that year [barely 1/4th of the highest grossing movie].
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« Reply #30520 on: May 27, 2018, 03:43:16 PM »
My favorite part of Jurassic World was the dude buying a Jurassic Park t-shirt off ebay. It was my favorite part because Jurassic Park was good and Jurassic World was shit.
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« Reply #30521 on: May 27, 2018, 04:28:04 PM »
also i wanted to slide into some good ol matrix fun but wtf did they do to the image; read about the remaster that strips this awful green, but I figured it wouldn't be too bad in an actual viewing environment.... it couldn't have been this bad in the theater, right?



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« Reply #30522 on: May 27, 2018, 05:41:43 PM »
Reloaded is still great. 8)

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« Reply #30523 on: May 27, 2018, 06:15:13 PM »
also i wanted to slide into some good ol matrix fun but wtf did they do to the image; read about the remaster that strips this awful green, but I figured it wouldn't be too bad in an actual viewing environment.... it couldn't have been this bad in the theater, right?

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the green tint they went with did leave me a but perplexed but it didn't come off that bad in the theaters as it did on dvd. Did they really fix it on the remaster?

still an amazing trilogy i think.

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« Reply #30524 on: May 27, 2018, 07:15:15 PM »
oh i still enjoy the movie but yikes the green is just too much. maybe i've been babby'd by bland mcu color. and yeah, they've corrected on the remaster, more of a subtle tint than a wash.
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« Reply #30525 on: May 27, 2018, 07:38:05 PM »
also i wanted to slide into some good ol matrix fun but wtf did they do to the image; read about the remaster that strips this awful green, but I figured it wouldn't be too bad in an actual viewing environment.... it couldn't have been this bad in the theater, right?

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Not sure about Reloaded;  I do know that the originan Matrix wasn't very green, just really subtle, and then when it came out on BR they made it about as green as the shot you just posted from Reloaded.

It was not that green in the theaters for the original The Matrix, at least.
that may be it; only ever saw dvd or theater.. or ahem online streams/sources.. they must be ripping the BR for the hulu stream.
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« Reply #30526 on: May 27, 2018, 08:34:28 PM »
Watching the back end of Antichrist again. Disturbing trend. I tend to want to watch LVT when I'm imbibing. Like Dogville.

Where I find solice in nature he sees malice. It doesnt color my opinion but it is like walking through hell, his hell. The ending credit roll and I can breath again. I can't imagine being that cynical. I'd end it all if I ever got there.
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« Reply #30527 on: May 28, 2018, 03:35:55 AM »
First posters for In Rang, live-action Jin Roh




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« Reply #30528 on: May 28, 2018, 03:44:47 AM »
Well since it's Korean, it has a chance of being good.

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« Reply #30529 on: May 28, 2018, 04:07:15 AM »
Well since it's Korean, it has a chance of being good.
Look at the director  :ohyeah

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« Reply #30530 on: May 28, 2018, 11:07:37 AM »
First posters for In Rang, live-action Jin Roh

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« Reply #30531 on: May 28, 2018, 06:49:54 PM »
Watched Close Encounters for the first time in a while and fuck it, that’s Spielberg’s best movie. Yr a sucker if you disagree.
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« Reply #30534 on: May 29, 2018, 09:04:32 AM »
I watched Wonder Woman, it was alright, first bit on the Amazon island was the best, rest was a bit superhero snooze esp at the end

Also saw Ghostbusters, again, allright, but should have been 30 min shorter as my wife fell asleep

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« Reply #30535 on: May 29, 2018, 03:17:59 PM »
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« Reply #30536 on: May 29, 2018, 03:41:30 PM »
Watched Close Encounters for the first time in a while and fuck it, that’s Spielberg’s best movie. Yr a sucker if you disagree.

I can watch the ending segment over and over. The music is so great.
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« Reply #30537 on: May 29, 2018, 08:18:16 PM »
Just watched Natural Born Killers. A criticism lodged at this film is how obvious it is, to which I say, who cares? White knuckling through this film was pretty rad. It being an overt lampooning of the medias love of things that bleed was absolutely cathartic. And to ultimately see it gunned down? literally? Equal measures disturbing and fun... which says something about me, I guess.
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« Reply #30538 on: May 29, 2018, 11:12:07 PM »
Deadpool 2
Lot of fun. I think they're going to have to switch to x-force movies now though because I think they've taken the Deadpool thing as far as they reasonably can.
Domino tho :delicious
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« Reply #30539 on: May 30, 2018, 04:39:17 AM »
Okay is Solo bad or good? No-one has given me a straight answer