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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30660 on: June 16, 2018, 04:59:56 PM »
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30661 on: June 16, 2018, 05:00:52 PM »
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30662 on: June 16, 2018, 05:02:08 PM »
shocker: people talk about movies in the "movies you've seen recently" thread you miserable dipshit
you watch one marvel flick in the last few years you've seen them all. they're all exactly the same with a few subtle differences. why allow this machine to continue to grow? i ask honestly, you guys aren't fucking tired of these movies?

i don't watch them and i don't give a shit what other people watch. gonna go stream Civil War on mute just to up their numbers so it never stops just cuz it bothers you so much
And what happened to all your wraith? you used to shit up every single thread in this place with pure anger and hate. You've settled down a bit, become a tad more noble. Why?

Was it because of this ?

 :birb

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30663 on: June 16, 2018, 05:14:41 PM »
Y'all need some milk
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« Reply #30664 on: June 16, 2018, 05:24:42 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30665 on: June 16, 2018, 05:48:55 PM »
shocker: people talk about movies in the "movies you've seen recently" thread you miserable dipshit
you watch one marvel flick in the last few years you've seen them all. they're all exactly the same with a few subtle differences. why allow this machine to continue to grow? i ask honestly, you guys aren't fucking tired of these movies?

i don't watch them and i don't give a shit what other people watch. gonna go stream Civil War on mute just to up their numbers so it never stops just cuz it bothers you so much
And what happened to all your wraith? you used to shit up every single thread in this place with pure anger and hate. You've settled down a bit, become a tad more noble. Why?

Was it because of this ?

 :birb

I mean the same could be said of you on this front...Except for the stopping part.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30666 on: June 16, 2018, 07:17:04 PM »
lol i've never changed bitch. etoilet got banned and optimus ran off which means i don't have any real targets, since them leaving also completely took the wind out of your sails

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30667 on: June 16, 2018, 08:27:13 PM »
lol i've never changed bitch. etoilet got banned and optimus ran off which means i don't have any real targets, since them leaving also completely took the wind out of your sails

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30668 on: June 16, 2018, 10:24:46 PM »
people really in here pretending like marvel garbage is better than matrix sequels  ::)
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30669 on: June 16, 2018, 10:26:28 PM »
people really in here pretending like marvel garbage is better than matrix sequels  ::)

If you were just talking about Reloaded, I could get with you. Maybe. Maybe. But Revolutions is an indefensible disaster.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30670 on: June 16, 2018, 10:28:21 PM »
I was talking about animatrix  8)
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30671 on: June 16, 2018, 10:29:05 PM »
lol i've never changed bitch. etoilet got banned and optimus ran off which means i don't have any real targets, since them leaving also completely took the wind out of your sails

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30672 on: June 17, 2018, 12:06:13 AM »
people really in here pretending like marvel garbage is better than matrix sequels  ::)

If you were just talking about Reloaded, I could get with you. Maybe. Maybe. But Revolutions is an indefensible disaster.
It's fine that people didn't like the sequels. They were flawed but the Wachowskis went all out, and since have been copied a gazillion times over in the last decade+.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30673 on: June 17, 2018, 12:23:30 AM »
reloaded is better than any marvel film

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revolutions on the other hand

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30674 on: June 17, 2018, 12:32:28 AM »
reloaded is better than any marvel film

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revolutions on the other hand
i'm not sure why the hate for revolutions? they shot both films as one and edited it as such which was a mistake. A mistake Tarantino realized before shooting Kill Bill and so when he edited it he made sure to do it in a way the films worked separately.

Reloaded and Revolutions don't work separately. Revolutions is just a mad dash to the end. And it's one hell of a mad dash.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30675 on: June 17, 2018, 12:32:48 AM »
Reloaded has some really cool scenes [and some really not cool scenes], but overall it's pretty decent. Revolution is just garbage.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30676 on: June 17, 2018, 12:34:31 AM »
Reloaded has a great chase scene and the chateaux fight is great, burly brawl is shit
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30677 on: June 17, 2018, 12:36:28 AM »
Reloaded has some really cool scenes [and some really not cool scenes], but overall it's pretty decent. Revolution is just garbage.

exactly. try to find a single scene as inventive or well directed in revolutions

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30678 on: June 17, 2018, 12:38:33 AM »
Revolutions has a great chase scene and the chateaux fight is great, burly brawl is shit
That's Reloaded.



exactly. try to find a single scene as inventive or well directed in revolutions


Revolutions has amazing scenes wtf.

-Crazy mech battle with bee swarm machines (copied many times over in video games and movies)
-Neo and Trinity following the 'underwater' internet lines to reach the Machine world (she dies and then he dies completing their arc of her saving him, him saving her, and then they both sacrifice themselves.  :'( )
-Neo facing the Deus Ex (that scene was sickkk)
-The final fight with Smith (still better than any fucking flying superhero fight today)

You people crazy.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30679 on: June 17, 2018, 12:44:31 AM »
Yeah that's what I meant.

Stop trying to get everyone to like those shitty movies

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30680 on: June 17, 2018, 12:48:07 AM »
Speed Racer >>> Reloaded + Revolution
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30681 on: June 17, 2018, 12:48:21 AM »
Yeah that's what I meant.

Stop trying to get everyone to like those shitty movies
I don't give a fuck what you like. I only hope you'll soon get tired of throwing money into the pockets of Marvel/Disney execs.

Seriously, picture them sitting in a conference room with raging boners from the fact that they can keep selling people like you on dropping money on the same movies made in the same way for over and over and over.

Surely, that toxic masculinity makes you angry? Doesn't it? They're smarter than you and they keep manipulating you into giving them huge bonuses and in turn, huge boners.  :doge

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30682 on: June 17, 2018, 12:50:28 AM »
Reloaded was bad enough that I never bothered to watch Revolutions. Did the same thing with the Schumacher Batman movies.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30683 on: June 17, 2018, 12:50:41 AM »
You think I paid for those movies :lol

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30684 on: June 17, 2018, 12:51:25 AM »
Reloaded was bad enough that I never bothered to watch Revolutions. Did the same thing with the Schumacher Batman movies.

You're missing out, Batman & Robin is a comedic tour de force

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30685 on: June 17, 2018, 12:58:43 AM »
the animatrix might be the worst since it's responsible for the worst creative mistake of the wachowski's career; cutting peter chung a check

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30686 on: June 17, 2018, 01:55:07 AM »
Batman & Robin is awesome. Definitely watch it like you were watching a Batman 60's movie.

Also, Revolutions is shit because 100% of the real world shit didn't matter, and that was 80% of the film. It was clear that's the padding they added after deciding to split it into two movies. The original draft probably would have been like, 100% of Reloaded intact plus the final fight with Smith from Revolutions. They might not have even needed to recast the Oracle. Of course, that would have been like a 3.5 hour film, and I can understand WB balking at that.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30687 on: June 17, 2018, 02:04:35 AM »
Batman & Robin is awesome.

Nope. I know some people have started enjoying it the same way you'd enjoy Troll 2 and the Room, but much like Showgirls I find it just as boring as it is bad.

I was about to give this a like until I saw you shit on Showgirls, you piece of shit stuck to the bottom of my expensive beloved shoe.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30688 on: June 17, 2018, 02:36:11 AM »
Someone give me a movie to watch plz
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30689 on: June 17, 2018, 02:38:20 AM »
Hurricane Heist.

Someone besides me needs to have seen it.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30690 on: June 17, 2018, 03:13:32 AM »
Hurricane Heist.

Someone besides me needs to have seen it.

This looks beyond terrible, dude.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30691 on: June 17, 2018, 07:47:42 AM »
The White Ribbon - and now I feel like total shit :itagaki

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30692 on: June 17, 2018, 10:23:08 AM »
Someone give me a movie to watch plz

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30693 on: June 17, 2018, 10:48:52 AM »
Someone give me a movie to watch plz

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30694 on: June 17, 2018, 11:01:22 AM »
Speed Racer >>> Reloaded + Revolution

The Animatrix > the Matrix > Bound >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Filming my suicide >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else the Wachowski's have put out post the Animatrix.

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« Reply #30695 on: June 17, 2018, 12:37:17 PM »
Well, after 20 years, Terry Gilliam finally finished The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, and we can all finally see it at the cineplex and...

https://screenrant.com/terry-gilliam-man-don-quixote-rights/

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“The film belongs in its entirety to [the production company Alfama Films]. The film was made illegally. It’s the first time I’ve ever seen so many people embark on a mission to produce and exploit a film, without holding the rights. It’s a unique case.”

The Paris Court of Appeal’s ruling also ordered Gilliam to pay €10,000 ($11,600) to Alfama Films. Branco stressed that his company Alfama will be seeking similar damages from everyone involved with the film’s production, including “the film’s producers, Kinology, all the others who supported the film, including those who distributed the film in France and the Cannes Film Festival, everyone.”

Oh.  :'(
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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30696 on: June 17, 2018, 12:40:45 PM »
Man...this is the most cursed film. :-\
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« Reply #30697 on: June 17, 2018, 02:57:54 PM »
Someone give me a movie to watch plz

Naked, 1993

That suggestion catered to you specifically btw

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30698 on: June 17, 2018, 06:46:12 PM »
lol i've never changed bitch. etoilet got banned and optimus ran off which means i don't have any real targets, since them leaving also completely took the wind out of your sails


I didn't run off you fucking monstrosity, I just have a life... unlike you.

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30699 on: June 17, 2018, 07:18:28 PM »
Guess the movie is his very own windmill

Yup.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30700 on: June 17, 2018, 07:31:33 PM »
 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30701 on: June 17, 2018, 07:48:46 PM »

shut up bitch, you completely lost your boner after you didn't have etoilet to suck off and regurgitate all day. after like three days of getting mocked by literally everyone you ran away cuz you're a spineless pussy. ez. go run off and snuggle your cum crusted my little pony plushies you shook lil ho

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30702 on: June 17, 2018, 07:59:15 PM »
Someone give me a movie to watch plz

Future Oscar winner, Paddington 2
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30703 on: June 17, 2018, 10:06:37 PM »
Hereditary

I was expecting this movie to be more fresh or inventive than it ended up being - the trailer doesn't do many favors (they rarely do), but it gets props for doing the thing it does in the first half.

What significantly dampened my enjoyment was I kept drawing comparisons to
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Paranormal Activity 3.
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In my mind they're really the same plot filtered through different directors and formats. While we're on negatives, the model houses aspect also felt gimmicky without a clear purpose and the son's acting was bad at times (though really good sometimes, too.)

The camera work and overall tension were on-point nearly 100% of the film, and the score was pretty standard but did the job. All-in-all a really strong debut feature, but not nearly as compelling as reviews would lead you to believe. It channels the atmosphere of The Witch, but with less thematic consistency, slightly worse acting overall (though Toni Collette is stellar), and a much larger embrace of cliches.

3 / 5

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30704 on: June 17, 2018, 11:32:35 PM »
Watch Frankenhooker, TVC.

I watch Frankenhooker like three times a week.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30705 on: June 18, 2018, 02:15:22 AM »
Hurricane Heist.

Someone besides me needs to have seen it.

It's on my list, but I haven't yet indulged. As heist media, it will eventually pass before my eyeballs.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30706 on: June 18, 2018, 02:19:04 AM »
It is the most generic thing you'll ever watch.

Also, it's more of a foiling-a-heist movie than a heist movie. So more of a Die Hard situation than an Ocean's.

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« Reply #30707 on: June 18, 2018, 03:14:42 AM »
It is the most generic thing you'll ever watch.

Also, it's more of a foiling-a-heist movie than a heist movie. So more of a Die Hard situation than an Ocean's.

I suspect you're doing Die Hard a disservice, but I catch your drift. I'd rather watch a heist trying-to-succeed than thwarting it from the other angle.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30708 on: June 18, 2018, 03:36:39 AM »
It was a heist all right... on my wallet

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30709 on: June 19, 2018, 02:06:41 PM »

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30710 on: June 19, 2018, 08:28:28 PM »
Ouija: Origin of Evil. Now that I've seen all of Mike Flannagin's catalog of feature length films I kinda feel like he's the "pretty good, but not great" horror director outside Oculus which was pretty great (and I liked his first full budget film Absentia just for the spider dimensional troll monster). Like Ouija was pretty well directed and acted, had a handful of subplots, had some mystery, had that nice retro feel to it (I really liked the burn marks for reel changes in the top right corner throughout), had some spookiness, blah blah blah it's solid. But at the same time it's just sorta excorcist wannabe evil kid crawling on walls and ceilings going AHHHHHHHHH for like the end 25% and kinda silly. Like I felt there was tension before that but by the end instead of "the spooky shit you can't see" it's just a bunch of screaming little demon girl and I don't find this scary at all. So in the end I was kinda /shrug but it was fine.

Saw that he's the one directing Dr. Sleep with McGregor. Considering the novel is the definition of /shrug meh, I don't have high expectations on him pulling a Kuberick Shining changing it all for the better. Probably just be a "pretty good, not great" solid adaptation of an ok-ish book. Can't say I'm too excited. Maybe if he starts making some less safe horror films I'll be excited for his stuff again.

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« Reply #30711 on: June 19, 2018, 08:46:10 PM »
Idk, I thought it was pretty interesting and well done with mixing the different timelines and everyone gave good performances. It wasn't like A+ top-tier horror film, but I liked it.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30712 on: June 19, 2018, 09:15:50 PM »
Ready Player One- turned it off at the 15min mark.

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30713 on: June 19, 2018, 09:30:09 PM »
https://nofilmschool.com/2018/06/gotti-moviepass-critics

Please let there be a Half in the Bag on this 🙏🏻

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30714 on: June 19, 2018, 10:51:17 PM »
I liked Oculus. Wasn’t great but it was at least a lil different.
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« Reply #30715 on: June 19, 2018, 11:00:30 PM »
So, Spider-Man Homecoming was a big miss. They made Spidey too weak and a bumbling fool. His high tech suit kind of cheapened him as a superhero, he doesn't need to be Iron Man Jr.

I found it odd how considering that this reboot didn't have an origin story, he's stuck in that training wheels purgatory entirely too long. Whereas both Raimy and Webb movies he got the hang of his abilities rather quick.

I likes Tom Holland as Peter Parker though. Very weak Spider-Man, but that's the script's fault. Also, the high school they went to is soft af.

You're welcome, Assimilate.

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« Reply #30716 on: June 19, 2018, 11:04:21 PM »
I know I've seen oculus, but I barely remember it.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30717 on: June 20, 2018, 12:05:31 AM »

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30718 on: June 20, 2018, 11:43:31 AM »
So, Spider-Man Homecoming was a big miss. They made Spidey too weak and a bumbling fool. His high tech suit kind of cheapened him as a superhero, he doesn't need to be Iron Man Jr.

I found it odd how considering that this reboot didn't have an origin story, he's stuck in that training wheels purgatory entirely too long. Whereas both Raimy and Webb movies he got the hang of his abilities rather quick.

I likes Tom Holland as Peter Parker though. Very weak Spider-Man, but that's the script's fault. Also, the high school they went to is soft af.

You're welcome, Assimilate.

I'm so triggered right now I cant even. 

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30719 on: June 20, 2018, 11:55:37 PM »
sicario reviews are not good :stahp