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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30900 on: July 07, 2018, 11:37:15 PM »
They should remaster Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by CGIing in The Rock over Katharine Hepburn

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« Reply #30901 on: July 08, 2018, 01:59:34 AM »
You should be shot

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« Reply #30902 on: July 08, 2018, 02:34:59 AM »
It might be the wine talking, but Single White Female is inarguably the greatest movie ever made.
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« Reply #30903 on: July 08, 2018, 03:11:53 AM »
Also, I don’t understand how anyone could think An American Werewolf in London is better than The Howling. I think The Howling is just kinda written off because it was buried under a pile of shitty sequels. It is a far, far, far better movie.

John Landis kinda sucks in general though. Animal House is his only great flick. Everything else he did is enormously overrated and I don’t understand why.
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« Reply #30904 on: July 08, 2018, 03:19:53 AM »
Watching The Pelican Brief for the first time.

I am not feeling this.

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« Reply #30905 on: July 08, 2018, 03:21:23 AM »
Watching The Pelican Brief for the first time.

I am not feeling this.

A Grisham movie? Baby, I thought you knew better than that.
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« Reply #30906 on: July 08, 2018, 03:37:30 AM »
I just checked his imdb and I've never watched a Grisham adaptation until now.

The plot is that two Supreme Court justices are murdered and law student Julia Roberts figures it out in the first fifteen minutes. But they contrive to not say it out loud until halfway through the movie, when it's explained via the most vanilla exposition.

What kind of plotting is that?

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« Reply #30907 on: July 08, 2018, 03:41:59 AM »
You're in luck

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« Reply #30908 on: July 08, 2018, 03:47:21 AM »
You're in luck

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For real. I love the Rock and I never heard of it. Also, what’s Ballers? If it even exists, I assume it’s not sub-Entourage embarassing trash.
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« Reply #30909 on: July 08, 2018, 04:18:07 AM »
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« Reply #30910 on: July 08, 2018, 04:40:50 AM »
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Is this from Phantasm V? Whatever it is, I need it in my life.
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« Reply #30911 on: July 08, 2018, 04:47:30 AM »
It's from Scorpion King

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« Reply #30912 on: July 08, 2018, 05:37:49 AM »
You're in luck

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For real. I love the Rock and I never heard of it. Also, what’s Ballers? If it even exists, I assume it’s not sub-Entourage embarassing trash.

you assume wrong, but it's about sports and stars Denzel Washington's kid

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« Reply #30913 on: July 08, 2018, 10:01:53 AM »
Sorry To Bother You is weird as shit and it should win all the awards.

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« Reply #30914 on: July 08, 2018, 10:59:44 AM »
You're in luck

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For real. I love the Rock and I never heard of it. Also, what’s Ballers? If it even exists, I assume it’s not sub-Entourage embarassing trash.

you assume wrong, but it's about sports and stars Denzel Washington's kid

I watched an episode of Ballers and it was easily up there with Dawson’s Creek as far as terrible TV goes.
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« Reply #30915 on: July 08, 2018, 11:16:04 AM »
Ballers is eminently watchable though. Short eps, no depth whatsoever, you don't have to pay attention. It's not a good show or anything, but a good show for depressed weekends on HBO Go/Now.

I suppose so, but, well, at least until Westworld, I expected higher quality from an HBO show, especially one with the Rock. Post-Westworld, Ballers is probably better than Westworld.
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« Reply #30916 on: July 08, 2018, 12:07:53 PM »
Arachnophobia 8/10

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« Reply #30917 on: July 08, 2018, 12:13:06 PM »
Arachnophobia 8/10

Girl, all that Marvel shit is doing things to your taste. It’s adapting to being fed a diet of shit and now shit tastes good. Watch yourself a real movie like Single White Female.
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« Reply #30918 on: July 08, 2018, 12:14:08 PM »
I just checked his imdb and I've never watched a Grisham adaptation until now.

The plot is that two Supreme Court justices are murdered and law student Julia Roberts figures it out in the first fifteen minutes. But they contrive to not say it out loud until halfway through the movie, when it's explained via the most vanilla exposition.

What kind of plotting is that?

How have you not seen A Time to Kill?  The Chamber? The Client?  The Firm?  Pretty sure these all came out in 1994, so I know you weren't busy. 

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« Reply #30919 on: July 08, 2018, 12:18:32 PM »
Arachnophobia 8/10

Girl, all that Marvel shit is doing things to your taste. It’s adapting to being fed a diet of shit and now shit tastes good. Watch yourself a real movie like Single White Female.

I can say, with confidence, that the MCU has only improved my taste.

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« Reply #30920 on: July 08, 2018, 12:19:56 PM »
Arachnophobia 8/10

Girl, all that Marvel shit is doing things to your taste. It’s adapting to being fed a diet of shit and now shit tastes good. Watch yourself a real movie like Single White Female.

I can say, with confidence, that the MCU has only improved my taste.

You had better taste back in the day, I feel. I just want to help you.

Do me a solid and watch The Howling tonight. It’s legitimately great and you’ll love it. I promise. No jokes, no gags, no tricks.
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« Reply #30921 on: July 08, 2018, 01:26:43 PM »
TVC will you watch ANOES 5 The Dream Child with me

For a Bore movie night? I’d be up for that. I like that one. I think it was actually the first one I saw in its entirety.
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« Reply #30922 on: July 08, 2018, 01:31:38 PM »
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom charges past $1 billion at global box office

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« Reply #30923 on: July 08, 2018, 02:05:21 PM »
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom charges past $1 billion at global box office

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This is the world InfelicitousDandy wants.
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« Reply #30924 on: July 08, 2018, 02:40:00 PM »
Hereditary
Collapses in on itself during the third act when it attempts to explain the mysteries its been alluding to.
I have no real problems with where it goes, and it goes places, more so it's the execution that feels clumsy and downright goofy at times.
It's odd because the first two thirds felt competently done, outside of some lulls in the pacing.
Some standout scenes throughout, a favorite involving paint thinner.
The movie's more unsettling than scary, steeped in dread but for me it never resonates as much as say The Witch or Green Room.
Disappointing overall. Feels like it's close to being something great but it lost me towards the end.

The Visit
Shitty like pa's diapers. Everybody sucks. Split was such a step up from this.

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« Reply #30925 on: July 08, 2018, 03:05:37 PM »
Hereditary
Collapses in on itself during the third act when it attempts to explain the mysteries its been alluding to.
I have no real problems with where it goes, and it goes places, more so it's the execution that feels clumsy and downright goofy at times.
It's odd because the first two thirds felt competently done, outside of some lulls in the pacing.
Some standout scenes throughout, a favorite involving paint thinner.
The movie's more unsettling than scary, steeped in dread but for me it never resonates as much as say The Witch or Green Room.
Disappointing overall. Feels like it's close to being something great but it lost me towards the end.

The Visit
Shitty like pa's diapers. Everybody sucks. Split was such a step up from this.

Hereditary - Pretty much loved it, but the last 20 or so minutes is dicey. I do need to see it again because I want to see how much the ending ties in to the speech Toni Collette gives at her mother’s funeral. I think there are some clues here that you’d only get on a second viewing.

It feels like there was some (probably studio mandated) exposition added toward the end so the dumbs would better understand the movie and I think that’s a reason the ending feels a little unsatisfying.

The Visit - I surprisingly enjoyed this! It’s definitely a “watch it for free on Netflix” movie, but it was goofy fun. I normally loathe children but I was cool with the kids in this.

Split - McAvoy was great, but I didn’t like this. It was pretty good up until it became clear the supernatural element was real. Then it was stupid, because it dropped a pretty intriguing scenario for the same ol’ Hollywood bullshit. Tying it into Unbreakable was r-word-tarded because Unbreakable is a bad movie.
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« Reply #30926 on: July 08, 2018, 07:15:05 PM »
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom charges past $1 billion at global box office

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This is how Justin Trudeau got elected.
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« Reply #30927 on: July 09, 2018, 02:52:36 AM »
Death of Stalin was good if not a little dry in its humor. Felt a lot like what a behind the scenes of the current US administration would look like. I kinda wished it was funnier like In the Loop or Veep, but the subject matter was probably a little too dark to pull that off without going full Mel Brooks.

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« Reply #30928 on: July 09, 2018, 05:01:56 PM »
Unbreakable is a bad movie.
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« Reply #30929 on: July 09, 2018, 05:33:30 PM »
A Quiet Place not bad, interesting little movie

not the biggest fan of the ending. not sure the whole pumping the shot gun, come and get us bitches really fit with tone + lulz at a 12 yo finding out the secret to killing them while everyone else in the world failed
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« Reply #30930 on: July 09, 2018, 10:35:06 PM »
Incredibles 2

Strong first half and setup, but a retread ending took a lot of wind out of the sails. The Jack-Jack scenes felt like they made up the gags first and shoehorned them into the movie later. Ideally I think this would have taken place 2-5 years after the first. Picking up so soon afterwards feels... weird.

I will say this is some of the best action scene directing I've seen in a long while. It's a shame the non-action parts were either boring, or spoiled by the trailer. This movie also felt weirdly... rushed? Like "Oh hi I'm this billionaire here's my sister here's our life story OK bye." Like it really couldn't have been much longer or the pacing would be hurt (especially for young audiences) but maybe it could have been less clumsy? Instead of frontloading it, maybe sprinkle it in. That way you build intrigue and introduce some three dimensionality to the siblings gradually. But nope. I feel like with that and the villain reveal this movie took the The Last Jedi route in subverting expectations just for the sake of it.

Side note but this movie pushed me into Mike Stoklasa "Let them die" territory. As in, theaters. 20 minutes of trailers, 10 minutes of a horrible and shallow short movie, and bookeneded by 2-3 minutes of AMC CG bullshit. By the time the Incredibles 2 actually started I was about to shout out "FINALLY."

3 / 5

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« Reply #30931 on: July 10, 2018, 08:04:08 AM »
Hate this trend of mini-previews at the start of what are already trailers to begin with. So patronizing. At least Apple Trailers doesn't get these shitty versions (and has better bitrates to boot) but not everything gets uploaded there.

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« Reply #30932 on: July 10, 2018, 09:52:45 AM »
Hate this trend of mini-previews at the start of what are already trailers to begin with. So patronizing. At least Apple Trailers doesn't get these shitty versions (and has better bitrates to boot) but not everything gets uploaded there.

Youtube lets you skip after 5 seconds, so now they make the ads 5 seconds long. :rollsafe
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« Reply #30933 on: July 10, 2018, 12:05:05 PM »
Hate this trend of mini-previews at the start of what are already trailers to begin with. So patronizing. At least Apple Trailers doesn't get these shitty versions (and has better bitrates to boot) but not everything gets uploaded there.

Its for mobile and thumbnail previews

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« Reply #30934 on: July 10, 2018, 12:44:23 PM »
TVC can you find me DVD rips of Freddy's Nightmares? Somehow I don't think they ever made it online and the DVDs themselves are long out of print and will definitely never be reissued. I'd accept the Chiller airings instead of the VHS rips from 1989. It's actually pretty decent for such a no budget syndicated anthology horror show.

I’ll look, but I’m not the torrent Dungeon Master I used to be. I was always curious about this. I’ve never seen it :(
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« Reply #30935 on: July 10, 2018, 12:46:45 PM »
Oh, anyway, let’s do ANOES5. Let’s just all watch it sometime this weekend and do a review. Let’s go in clean and not warm up with any of the earlier movies (esp 3 and 4 since they use the same formula and are generally considered better) and see how it is on its own.
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« Reply #30936 on: July 10, 2018, 12:58:56 PM »
Mortal Kombat is getting a movie "reboot".

https://screenrant.com/mortal-kombat-movie-reboot-character-breakdowns/

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COLE TURNER

Lead Male. 30s. A brand new character to the MK franchise. Cole is a struggling and widowed boxer who cares more about his young daughter than anything. He is incredibly determined and refuses to quit in the face of fantastical adversity.

KANO

Supporting Lead Male. 30s. The large, rugged Australian ex-special forces turned merc-for-hire. He is arrogant and impetuous but a tremendous fighter.

SONYA BLADE

Supporting Lead Female. 30s. The beautiful, brainy blonde writer who chases the prophecy of Mortal Kombat. She recruits Cole and fights bravely and selflessly for a team she can only be a true part of once she earns a medallion in combat.

JIN/LORD RAIDEN

Male. 14. The immortal thunder God and protector of the Earth realm, who leads and trains the Earth team in the Underworld.

MILEENA

Female. 25-35. A drop dead gorgeous woman that is part of the Outworld side. She wears a sheer gown over thigh-high boots and a revealing one-piece, with a veil that covers her nose and mouth.

JACKSON "JAX" BRIDGES

Male. 30-40. “Jax” is a strapping mercenary/military officer who loses both of his hands in an attack and then joins Sonya and Cole to fight the Outworld.

LIU KANG

Male. 20-35. A fire throwing ninja warrior who is a talented Earth realm champion.

KUNG LAO

Male. 25-35. The mute warrior monk brother of Liu Kang, who yields an all powerful boomerang hat.

SHANG TSUNG

Male. No age specified. The great sorcerer of Outworld, whose presence is a storm cloud of dark energy. His ever-changing roulette of faces unfurls an evil smile.

DRAHMIN

Male. 25-35. An Oni devil mask over his face, his body is composed of twisted sinewy skin, a heavy spiked club replaces one arm.

KABAL

Male. 25-35. An evil assassin of Outworld, he is outfitted in a black armored vest and trench coat. His entire head is covered by a scarred black respirator. His signature weapons are two razor-sharp hook swords.

NITARA

Female. 25-35. A black-haired vampire of Outworld. Two massive leathery batwings protrude from her bare shoulders. Fresh blood drips from her fangs.

REIKO

Male. 25-40. An armor-clad Outworld General with white glowing eyes. He drags a massive war hammer with him.

THE OVERSEER

Male. Late 80’s. The overseer of the clock tower and the training grounds that house the Earth realm warriors, he is laughably old.

EMILY

Female. 12. Cole's scrappy, determined, and wise-beyond-her-years daughter.

SOPHIA

Female. 60s. Cole’s understanding, discerning mother-in-law who houses Emily and is her primary guardian.

JESS

Female. 30-35. Cole’s judgmental sister-in-law, who believes Cole to be a selfish, bad father. She lives with Sophia and Emily.

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Make a Mortal Kombat movie without Scorpion, Sub-Zero, or Johnny Cage, brehs.  And make Raiden a 14 year-old.  And Liu Kang is a...ninja?  ???
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« Reply #30937 on: July 10, 2018, 01:16:50 PM »
Give me this clusterfuck :rejoice

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« Reply #30938 on: July 10, 2018, 02:55:24 PM »
I love how its the Asian characters with the flexible characterizations. Liu Kang as a martial arts everyman was always his appeal. But ive already spent too much time pondering what will likely be a dry pile of shit.
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« Reply #30939 on: July 10, 2018, 03:17:17 PM »
Mortal Kombat is schlock Enter The Dragon type stuff. If you don't have a Brue Lee type as your lead you've already fucked up.

Not like this will ever get made though.



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« Reply #30941 on: July 10, 2018, 06:09:36 PM »
The Life of David Gale

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Roger Ebert gave the film a rare zero stars and stated in his review "I am sure the filmmakers believe their film is against the death penalty. I believe it supports it and hopes to discredit the opponents of the penalty as unprincipled fraudsters. Spacey and Parker are honorable men... The last shot made me want to throw something at the screen – maybe Spacey and Parker."

well, one part of that quote hasn't aged all that well...but the rest....

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« Reply #30942 on: July 10, 2018, 06:29:53 PM »
I just read the plot summary of that.

wtf

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« Reply #30943 on: July 10, 2018, 06:31:52 PM »


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« Reply #30944 on: July 10, 2018, 06:50:29 PM »
I just read the plot summary of that.

wtf

How did anybody think that was a good plot? :neogaf
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« Reply #30945 on: July 10, 2018, 06:55:59 PM »
I would agree with that getting a zero star rating. A girl I was with insisted that was her mom's favorite movie and she'd seen it so many times and it was so good. I ended it 2 weeks later.

Same here, my then gf thought that the movie was amazing and made me watch it. I thought it was better than her other favorite movie: The Notebook :lol

edit: I hated every Tarantino movie I have ever watched, yet I watched Kill Bill vol 1 last night for the first time ( :doge) and I felt entertained. Maybe I should give his films another shot :thinking

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« Reply #30946 on: July 10, 2018, 07:10:35 PM »
there's like a ten minute period where you think the movie is going to be like a regular mystery and that they're pulling some strings for something where maybe there was some kind of setup involved, but nope, totally straight forward exactly as it says on the tin until the last scene where they decide to crash the plane, with no survivors

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TOMATOMETER
19%

AUDIENCE SCORE
81%

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« Reply #30947 on: July 10, 2018, 07:15:42 PM »
i need like a rifftrax where they don't see the ending until they do the actual recording

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« Reply #30948 on: July 10, 2018, 07:25:08 PM »
I just read the plot summary of that.

wtf

This kinda sounds like it would make for a great exploitation flick, but I’m sure it’s presented as a staid prestige drama. I could rewrite this to make anti-death penalty people look like the psycho rapists in I Spit On Your Grave.
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« Reply #30949 on: July 10, 2018, 07:50:30 PM »
It's pretty great. Without having seen it, I can't tell if it's actually intended to be pro or anti death penalty.
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« Reply #30950 on: July 11, 2018, 01:55:29 AM »
Bummed about The First Purge. I really liked the main guy, and I appreciated the effort to make the movie more grounded and spend more time developing the characters to be less paper-thin (well, on the good guy side). And I reaaaaaally don't want to say this is the weakest movie of the 4, but the best I could probably say is it's on par with the weakest of the first three, Election Day and about that same 2/4 stars, just ok film.

The problem is that while the first half is interesting and plays like a low-scale people drama, the second half sucks tbh. The action is zzzzzzzzzz, the pacing is zzzzz, there's no real major villains, there's a bunch of cheap deaths, and the ending is kinda ok and not particularly satisfying. The second half doesn't do anything at all with all the local characters it builds up which is a huge shame. It almost feels like the director is good at drama but can't direct an action/thriller for the life of him and the second half feels directed by Mr. Average generically bland.

I'd have loved to see a movie like this directed by The Raid kinda director.

Also I saw a lot of people critizing how not.subtle.at.all the movie is with all the KKK masks and Church shootings and people dressed as POLICE beating up a BLACK MAN, etc...and while it didn't bug me, it does make the movie feel a lot less smart than the message it's trying to get across, which is a shame because the message beneath the Purge movies, aka the goal of right wing racists & supremacists is to do everything they can to bring down minorities through the veil of policies for the better america, it's an important message. But yeah, it's delivered in a way that I literally heard people walk out yelling "SJW WET DREAM MOVIE HERE" :\

It's an ok film, but yeah, should've been a much better film. 2nd Purge movie is still the best as a pure action movie and then the 1st one for being an interesting concept, but 3/4 are pretty weak.
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« Reply #30952 on: July 11, 2018, 08:18:16 AM »
Joaquin Phoenix's Joker Origin Movie a Go at Warner Bros.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/heat-vision/joaquin-phoenixs-joker-origin-movie-officially-a-go-1126127?__twitter_impression=true

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Ugh. It’s a shame to see one of our greatest living actors waste a movie on this trash. I guess Joaquin wants to cash in.
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« Reply #30953 on: July 11, 2018, 08:34:03 AM »
...From the director of Hangover 3 and Starsky and Hutch.

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« Reply #30954 on: July 11, 2018, 09:09:08 AM »

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30955 on: July 11, 2018, 10:00:24 AM »
Joaquin Phoenix's Joker Origin Movie a Go at Warner Bros.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/heat-vision/joaquin-phoenixs-joker-origin-movie-officially-a-go-1126127?__twitter_impression=true

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I gave this post a Like because of the gif, don't really care about the movie at all.
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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30956 on: July 11, 2018, 10:39:42 AM »
I only care for the schadenfreude

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30957 on: July 11, 2018, 02:50:52 PM »
Watched Jaws recently for the first time since I was a kid.

When I was kid of course I knew nothing about film history or film appreciation. So its fun to rewatch a classic through the lens of knowing that stuff now. Classic Spielberg feels like how they do with jazz where a person can guess who the player is in a song just by the way they play the song.

Spielberg will always be the guy who you can just tell who it is by watching it. I really think he along with Tarantino are the directors who you can tell directed certain things just by their style even if you didn't know it was a movie by them. It's a bit more impressive with Spielberg though because his movies are less flashy than Tarantino.

Jaws reminds me the most of Jurassic Park I guess. It's different than that movie but the idea of a mythic fabled creature that is hunting you down feels the same. It's almost impossible to make a movie like that in modern times unless its an alien, or another planet or something like that. Tremors feels closer to Jaws than most of the creature movies that came in the wake of Jaws. 

I'll probably watch Ready Player One next even though I had little interest in that film just to do a classic versus Modern Spielberg thing.

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« Reply #30958 on: July 11, 2018, 04:20:27 PM »
EDIT: I saw part of it on AMC this past Halloween and was so  :rage by how they speed everything up to fit more shit in because the music sounded so fucking off

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30959 on: July 11, 2018, 04:43:51 PM »
I watched The Death of Stalin two nights ago and while I really enjoyed it I couldn't escape wondering the whole time how anyone funded such a weird passion project.
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