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« Reply #6840 on: July 15, 2010, 09:55:25 AM »
i liked pitch black, but liked Chronicles of Riddick even more.  so insanely over the top in warhammer40k way

Necromongers?

NECROMONGERS!

out running the rotation of a planet up a cliff face?

come on, that's just great pulp right there.

i've never seen a f&f movie.
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« Reply #6841 on: July 15, 2010, 09:55:54 AM »
That animated Riddick movie by Peter Chung was pretty cool.
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« Reply #6842 on: July 15, 2010, 09:56:41 AM »



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« Reply #6843 on: July 15, 2010, 09:57:02 AM »
Those are pretty much all the bits of Riddick that I liked. I felt it was lame when it tried to shoehorn elements of Star Wars in; it operated much better as Conan the Barbarian in space.
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« Reply #6844 on: July 15, 2010, 09:57:20 AM »
I JUST about to fucking post that.
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« Reply #6845 on: July 15, 2010, 09:57:36 AM »
Apparently the Green Latern stole the Crysis suit?
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« Reply #6846 on: July 15, 2010, 09:58:04 AM »
screamers is the probably the worst b movie i ever paid to see in theaters

the best is obviously Robot Jox
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« Reply #6847 on: July 15, 2010, 09:58:44 AM »
I never saw Screamers until about a year ago.

:bow Robot Jox :bow2
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« Reply #6848 on: July 15, 2010, 10:00:26 AM »
"put this shit in my lungs to keep that shit out, hunh?"
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« Reply #6849 on: July 15, 2010, 10:53:37 AM »
Vin Diesel is awesome and totally underused.  And I wish The Rock would do more adult action movies.

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« Reply #6850 on: July 15, 2010, 10:57:52 AM »
A buddy-cop movie with Vin Diesel and The Rock would be so awesome.
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« Reply #6851 on: July 15, 2010, 11:11:20 AM »
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« Reply #6852 on: July 15, 2010, 11:19:46 AM »
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Costume looks like shit.  DC and Marvel BOTH fucking up. smhhhh
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« Reply #6853 on: July 15, 2010, 11:28:20 AM »
Nowhere near as bad as Thor though.

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« Reply #6854 on: July 15, 2010, 11:29:43 AM »
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« Reply #6855 on: July 15, 2010, 11:33:36 AM »
Nowhere near as bad as Thor though.

Meh, I think they're both equally bad but in different ways.  Thor costume's basic design is nice, it just looks cheap and plasticky in all the promo shots so far, like it's from a SyFy original movie.

GL costume just looks fucking ridiculous, even if it does look like they spent a bit more money on it.
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« Reply #6856 on: July 15, 2010, 11:39:40 AM »
For the most part other than Batman I am pretty bored of all these super hero movies.

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« Reply #6857 on: July 15, 2010, 11:42:20 AM »
If there was a good X-Men flick, that'd be awesome. We really haven't seen a well done super team film. You can try and push The Incredibles, but don't give me that shit.

I want to see fucking fastball specials into Sentinels and shit. Or dudes beating the shit out of Galactus.
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« Reply #6858 on: July 15, 2010, 11:48:29 AM »
If there was a good X-Men flick, that'd be awesome. We really haven't seen a well done super team film. You can try and push The Incredibles, but don't give me that shit.

I want to see fucking fastball specials into Sentinels and shit. Or dudes beating the shit out of Galactus.
X-Men First Class might turn out ok. Jane Goldman is a decent writer and Matthew Vaughn is a decent director. Although I am not getting my hopes up.

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« Reply #6859 on: July 15, 2010, 11:50:27 AM »
Yeah, if Bryan Singer didn't get the budget necessary to pull off routine X-Men stuff from the comics for X2 (after the first one was a solid performer and kick started the comic book craze to begin with), I'm not holding my breath that the studio will give Vaughn a blank check.
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« Reply #6860 on: July 15, 2010, 11:52:25 AM »
I am still kind of surprised Vaughn is doing this. I do have to admit his casting of Michael Fassbender that british guy from Inglourious Basterds as Magneto is pretty intriguing.

But it's Fox so yeah, it isn't smart to build up expectations. Fox is doing some odd things next summer. Like a Planet of the Apes reboot starring James Franco?!

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« Reply #6861 on: July 15, 2010, 11:55:53 AM »
I'm down for anything w/ James Franco.
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« Reply #6862 on: July 15, 2010, 11:58:53 AM »
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« Reply #6863 on: July 15, 2010, 11:59:24 AM »
I'm down for anything w/ James Franco.

I'd be down for it if it had James Franciscus.
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« Reply #6864 on: July 15, 2010, 12:43:56 PM »
Full trailer for David Fincher's The Social Network just came out today:
http://theplaylist.blogspot.com/2010/07/social-network-full-length-trailer-is.html

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« Reply #6865 on: July 15, 2010, 01:03:23 PM »
Man, Michael Cera is killing it this year
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« Reply #6866 on: July 15, 2010, 02:28:24 PM »
It's Fincher, so I wasn't just going to write it off, but I wasn't really that interested in it until I saw the trailer. Definitely looks like something that could turn out pretty good.
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« Reply #6867 on: July 15, 2010, 02:29:44 PM »
Looks like 21 Part II: The Facebook Years
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« Reply #6868 on: July 15, 2010, 02:42:46 PM »
And its 190 minutes long

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« Reply #6869 on: July 15, 2010, 02:43:42 PM »
And its 190 minutes long

good christ
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« Reply #6870 on: July 15, 2010, 02:45:06 PM »
Fincher :rock
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« Reply #6871 on: July 15, 2010, 02:45:58 PM »
It would be awesome if Justin Timberlake gets a oscar nomination from this.

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« Reply #6872 on: July 15, 2010, 02:50:38 PM »
that's probably at least 30 minutes too long, still looks great. shot to near the top of my want list
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« Reply #6873 on: July 15, 2010, 02:53:16 PM »
that movie is so far up its own ass



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« Reply #6874 on: July 15, 2010, 02:55:03 PM »
eh, at least it's not about twitter

they should've made a movie about napster.  like, a good one.
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« Reply #6875 on: July 15, 2010, 05:01:04 PM »
Can Reynolds NOT look like a douche bag? also the suit looks fucking horrible and the eyes are distinguished mentally-challenged smh.
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« Reply #6876 on: July 15, 2010, 05:05:59 PM »
Can Reynolds NOT look like a douche bag?

Nope.
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« Reply #6877 on: July 15, 2010, 09:47:24 PM »
I'm suddenly having a lot of difficulty with resisting the X under your avatar.
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« Reply #6878 on: July 15, 2010, 09:48:32 PM »
The Informant!

Enjoyed it.  Fun story, good performances, good direction.
Soderbergh's been on a pretty good streak lately (still need to watch Che).  I think everything he's done post >_< Ocean's Twelve >_< has been at least good, if not great.

I really liked it to, Matt Damon really owned his character in it.
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« Reply #6879 on: July 16, 2010, 08:01:57 AM »
Now, this picture really pisses me off because that Asian dude DIED in Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift. So either he magically got resurrected or this film takes place before Tokyo Drift. Which doesn't make sense UNLESS Tokyo Drift takes place in the future. And if Tokyo Drift takes place after all these films, that means Lucas Black can't reprise his role as baka gaijin, Sean Boswell in this film.

Goddammit Vin Diesel, you fuckin' up.

I think you're the only person that cares.

Probably. Just makes me so mad.

...You're arguing for continuity. In a Fast&Furious sequel.
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I'm gonna need a minute to myself.

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« Reply #6880 on: July 16, 2010, 08:33:29 AM »
But the sole screenwriter of it looks like this!


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« Reply #6881 on: July 16, 2010, 08:55:31 AM »
:drool boobs
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« Reply #6882 on: July 16, 2010, 09:04:03 AM »
:drool them boobs :drool
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« Reply #6883 on: July 16, 2010, 09:21:32 AM »
those boobs are outrageous  :american

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« Reply #6884 on: July 16, 2010, 10:31:39 AM »
SKOLIMOWSKI. GALLO AS TALIBAN

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Gallo is always super freaky in whatever he does. This looks like some Rambo meets Al Qaeda stuff -- TALIBAMBO!

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« Reply #6885 on: July 17, 2010, 01:19:35 AM »
But the sole screenwriter of it looks like this!
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dem boobs should get a co-writing credit
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« Reply #6886 on: July 17, 2010, 05:07:28 AM »
The Informant was one of my favorite films from last year, its got way more depth then people initially notice.  Plus its funny as hell.


The Girl who Played With Fire is the inferior but still not bad sequel to The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.  Whereas the first film kept its complex plot pretty clear and got astonishingly dark, this movie becomes more of a pleasant muddle, where the characters collide every so often and the broad outlines of why is clear but even the life or death struggles lack a certain emotion.  This isn't actually such a terrible thing, as the ending and certain scenes pack a healthy punch just because it so forcefully breaks through the icy mood that seems to build whenever weird shit isn't happening, but the film on the whole just doesn't leave the strong impression that its prequel does, and it makes it look like an even better film in retrospect.

Its still not bad.  For the first film an english language remake seems pointless and futile, a Hollywood treatment of this film seems way more plausible, if you catch my drift.
two and three quarter stars


Winter's Bone is a compelling crime story with a few twists, namely, the entire cast of characters are all backstabbing, dangerous, interrelated rednecks/meth dealers/addicts/cookers.  Its in this ultra-bleak setting that a teenage girl who's already caring for three looks for her no goo paw who dune skipped bail and put up his/her house to the bank.  Faced with the prospect of her horrific extended family taking stewardship of her loved one's, a too-wise teen goes a sleuthing.  The quasi-3rd world setting is excellently realized, and the dialog is terrific and often graceful in its delivery, almost poetic at times.  Its just a really well done redneck-noir story, if it doesn't garner at least a few end of year best of notices it will only be because its not more widely seen.  Seriously, this movie is pretty dang good.
***1/2


Ever hear of Isaac Florentine?  He's the guy who's been making a pretty solid career for himself as the guy who makes surprisingly good direct-to-video action movies.  Well, here's another one, where the characters are flat, the acting performed with more brio then skill (wise choice), and the fight scenes being awesome and almost performed with a surplus of acrobatics.  Its fun to watch, proficient but disposable, but considering how rare even base competence is in action movies these days a film like Undisputed III where the simple joy of watching men kick each other in the face is undiluted can taste like manna.
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« Reply #6887 on: July 17, 2010, 08:55:09 AM »
those boobs are outrageous  :american

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« Reply #6888 on: July 17, 2010, 10:08:51 AM »
I am going to catch ... Played with Fire in theaters in a week or two. I dug the first one when I saw it the other week.
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« Reply #6889 on: July 17, 2010, 10:47:11 AM »
REC 2. Mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh. I don't know. It just never got to me like the fist did. Not even sure why. They certainly did a great job with it.
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« Reply #6890 on: July 17, 2010, 11:13:27 AM »
Winter's Bone opened here last week. I really want to see it. Glad to hear you liked it.

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« Reply #6891 on: July 17, 2010, 11:41:28 AM »
watched The Warlords w/ Andy Lau and Jet Li  it was ok.  good to see Jet doing some acting.  liked his character a great deal

the fights were weird. at times really explicit and at others they'd cut away from any physical contact
 
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« Reply #6892 on: July 17, 2010, 12:28:06 PM »
Micmacs was a great return to form for Jeunet. Almost reminded me of live action Looney Tunes shorts at times. Ridiculously French in style, but it's Jeunet so it shouldn't surprise anyone.
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« Reply #6893 on: July 17, 2010, 06:34:38 PM »
So, I've watched a couple of movies during the last few weeks...

Toy Story 3

Beautiful. What a great ending to an amazing series.

9/10

The Road

trash

3/10

Book of Eli

Less trash than The Road.

4/10

From Dusk Till Dawn

Still amazing. Watched it with my sis. She had never seen it before. :lol @ her face during the middle part of the movie.

7/10

The Crazies

Very poor.

4/10

Star Trek

God, I hate Star Trek. But the movie was great.

8/10

Princess and the Frog


I expected better. Still entertaining. Disney should stick to making cg animated movies, though.

6/10

Shutter Island

I still don't know what I watched.

5/10
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« Reply #6894 on: July 17, 2010, 06:41:45 PM »
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The Road

trash

3/10

Book of Eli

Less trash than The Road.

4/10

>:(
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« Reply #6895 on: July 17, 2010, 06:47:00 PM »
Chloe - Was good until 75% in and then it just turns to totally B-grade shit with an amazingly bad finale.  What the hell was Egoyan thinking.

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« Reply #6896 on: July 17, 2010, 06:51:07 PM »
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The Road

trash

3/10

Book of Eli

Less trash than The Road.

4/10


>:(

Both movies had a great premise and sounded very interesting. I'm a sucker for post-apocalyptic settings.
But both movies are so deadly boring. The Road novel was excellent. But the movie was absolutely pathetic.
The Book of Eli was a bit better because it was better produced and had some cool scenes in it. And Mila Kunis is always a plus :drool
 But the religitard undertone ruined it for me.
And the ending. I didn't see that coming.  :teehee

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« Reply #6897 on: July 17, 2010, 06:54:45 PM »
I'm more upset that you said Book of Eli was better than The Road.
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« Reply #6898 on: July 17, 2010, 08:18:02 PM »
The Fountain

I'm not sure I can get though this movie.  Half an hour in and I just think it's horribly lame.  I don't even know WTF is going on.

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« Reply #6899 on: July 17, 2010, 08:56:33 PM »
Stick with it.  The payoff is incredible.