Sometimes I feel like I'm a caricature of myself.
For example, in my last draft I went:
Pick 1: Ravenous Chupacabra
Pick 2: Waterknot
Pick 3: Moment of Craving
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Pick 4: Voracious Vampire
Pick 5: Impale

Then promptly proceeded to 0-2 to an opponent that flipped Legion's Landing twice before turn 5 and one that simply had better vampire cards than me that weren't overpriced Kjeldoran Outposts. (Champion of Dusk for 7? I liked this better when Griselbrand was doing it.)
BUT INSTEAD OF DROPPING I stuck it out for my final round. And for my perseverance I was rewarded with
Vampiric Tutoring to win with a vampire.


BTW, the correct number of Legion Conquistadores to play is 4+.