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« Reply #1680 on: December 27, 2009, 05:15:01 PM »
Dropped passes by Mason and Clark are costing me this shit!
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« Reply #1681 on: December 27, 2009, 05:19:09 PM »
I saw the Derrick Mason dropped pass earlier, it was INCREDIBLE.
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« Reply #1682 on: December 27, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »
GODDAMN IT

:(

Watching the highlights right now.

WIDE OPEN
TOUCHDOWN
HE DROPPED IT
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« Reply #1683 on: December 27, 2009, 05:22:44 PM »
Yeah, it was pretty incredible. I don't think I've seen anything like in recent memory. I mean, he even had it in his hands.
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« Reply #1684 on: December 27, 2009, 05:23:30 PM »
Yeah, it was pretty incredible. I don't think I've seen anything like in recent memory. I mean, he even had it in his hands.

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« Reply #1685 on: December 27, 2009, 05:28:46 PM »
GAWD DAMMIT CAJOLE THIS SHIT IS NOT COOL
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« Reply #1686 on: December 27, 2009, 05:29:20 PM »
Seriously, Triumph, it's not his fault. We're talking completely wide open touchdown pass dropped. Like as if God punched him in the middle of the reception.
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« Reply #1687 on: December 27, 2009, 06:00:35 PM »
Whatever, I still have Miles Austin.
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« Reply #1688 on: December 27, 2009, 06:44:06 PM »
Whatever, I still have Miles Austin.

...and Jason Campbell.  But yeah, mostly Miles Austin.

Also, Maurice still has Purple Jesus.
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« Reply #1689 on: December 27, 2009, 06:44:53 PM »
And of course, my team would have obliterated anyone else in the league this week.  SHENANIGANS!
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« Reply #1690 on: December 27, 2009, 07:02:40 PM »
Oh, let's set Peyton Manning and tank the perfect season cuz all we care about is the Super Bowl, hurrr! ::) I hope the Colts get bounced in the first game.
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« Reply #1691 on: December 27, 2009, 07:14:22 PM »
Fuck, I guess they don't "Play to win the game" :teehee ... oh wait, that was the Jets!

Also, I agree, fuck this "We lookin' out for the Super Bowl" game plan. Its not every year you near the playoffs undefeated. Someone should let Indy's coach know that achieving a perfect season brings a Super Bowl win along with it.
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« Reply #1692 on: December 27, 2009, 07:15:18 PM »
Yeah, I feel kinda cheated. And I'm a Jets fan.

This may or may not have anything to do with having Addai and Clark on my fantasy team.
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« Reply #1693 on: December 27, 2009, 07:45:20 PM »
I think you're in trouble, PD.
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« Reply #1694 on: December 27, 2009, 08:34:23 PM »
I think I'm done smh
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« Reply #1695 on: December 27, 2009, 09:55:16 PM »
Miles Austin, smh
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« Reply #1696 on: December 27, 2009, 11:06:56 PM »
BENGALS

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« Reply #1697 on: December 27, 2009, 11:19:57 PM »
Cajole up by 17 1/2 points going into tomorrow, with a Chicago CB vs. Purple Jesus.  I may not have to run off into the hills after all!
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« Reply #1698 on: December 27, 2009, 11:29:47 PM »
I can officially say that this is the lowest point of the Snyder era. Worse than Spurrier right now.
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« Reply #1699 on: December 27, 2009, 11:32:42 PM »
If I'm Bruce Allen, and it's an uncapped season, I'm cleaning house. Everyone on offense goes except Cooley, Davis, Moss and Campbell. Maybe keep around Thomas.

Send Haynesworth back to Tennessee, cut everyone in the secondary with the exception of maybe Landry (but never let him play free safety).

Find out the name of every single player that is reportedly showing up two hours late to practice, and cut their ass.
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« Reply #1700 on: December 27, 2009, 11:33:56 PM »
I can officially say that this is the lowest point of the Snyder era. Worse than Spurrier right now.

DANNY WUERFEL

Just saying!  Your defense is still pretty darn good.  Unfortunately, I can't really think of anything encouraging to say about your offense.

Well, shit.  There's this- remember how low the Falcons were after the Michael Vick dogfighting/Bobby Petrino leaving under cover of darkness/Joey Harrington nightmare season?  I think we went like 4-12 and then the next damn season we made the playoffs.  Bruce Allen has a decent pedigree and I'm sure Danny Boy won't skimp if he's asked to open his pockets to sign a coach or free agents.  So it could be worse!  You could be a Raiders fan.  Snyder is just incompetent, Al is insane.
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« Reply #1701 on: December 27, 2009, 11:37:58 PM »
Danny Wuerffel was bad, but this is much, much worse. This is embarrassing, and it's been two straight nationally televised games of embarrassment. You've got overpaid DTs mouthing off to a defensive coach with a sterling record, then reports that there are other players that are late to practice - sometimes upwards of two hours?!

It's true that you don't have to detonate the entire team. Orakpo looks like a stud, the front is pretty decent. I think Rogers is a bust at this point, and Hall is more trouble than he's worth. He's great at starting fights, not so much at tackling players. Smoot is a decent nickel corner, but he should never be starting. They still have not found a replacement for Sean Taylor over two years later.

That offensive line is a disaster, and the backfield is pretty bad too. Maybe if we get Shanahan he'll trade Portis for Bailey.
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« Reply #1702 on: December 27, 2009, 11:40:33 PM »
Ma boys!
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« Reply #1703 on: December 28, 2009, 12:04:24 AM »
I'm going to need a huge game from AP. But I'm going to be Favre will come out gunning and fuck everything up for everybody - me, Minn playoff position, his MVP chances, etc
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« Reply #1704 on: December 28, 2009, 01:03:36 AM »
I'm going to need a huge game from AP. But I'm going to be Favre will come out gunning and fuck everything up for everybody - me, Minn playoff position, his MVP chances, etc

C'MON BRITFARR, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
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« Reply #1705 on: December 28, 2009, 01:28:32 AM »
fuck, pittsburgh's hopes come to cincy and new england–who will both be quite willing to not start anyone and lose so the steelers can miss the playoffs  :'(
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« Reply #1706 on: December 28, 2009, 01:31:04 AM »
Jason Campbell, you suck.

Still, 19 point lead.
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« Reply #1707 on: December 28, 2009, 11:01:13 AM »
 :bow :bow :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2

Thank you Negro jesus. THANK YOU!

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« Reply #1708 on: December 28, 2009, 12:45:34 PM »
Don Shula agrees with the decision to rest Peyton Manning. No kidding! :lol
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« Reply #1709 on: December 28, 2009, 08:48:25 PM »
I just made this for some dude in the GAF NFL thread

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« Reply #1710 on: December 28, 2009, 08:54:39 PM »
come on vikes, SHIT THE BED

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« Reply #1711 on: December 28, 2009, 09:47:27 PM »
Favre needs to come out slinging and slanging in the second half. At least 2 INTs.
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« Reply #1712 on: December 28, 2009, 09:51:40 PM »
:bow Cajole beating Maurice :bow2
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« Reply #1713 on: December 28, 2009, 09:57:07 PM »
Minnesota is imploding smh

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« Reply #1714 on: December 28, 2009, 09:57:24 PM »
Favre needs to come out slinging and slanging in the second half. At least 2 INTs.

:bow slingin an slangan :bow2

it's a good night for some FAVREBALL

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« Reply #1715 on: December 28, 2009, 09:58:02 PM »
yessss
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« Reply #1716 on: December 28, 2009, 11:52:44 PM »
Two sacks in a row!  :lol
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« Reply #1717 on: December 28, 2009, 11:58:27 PM »
Ok, so I'm looking at the scoring for our league.

WHY THE FUCK IS A FUMBLE A POINT?!?!?

THIS IS IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW, SINCE AP LIKES TO FUMBLE.
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« Reply #1718 on: December 28, 2009, 11:58:52 PM »
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Britfarr is ruining the last thing I had remaining this football season- not having Maurice win our fantasy league.

FUCK YOU IN THE EAR, BRITFARR
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« Reply #1719 on: December 28, 2009, 11:59:25 PM »
YOU MADE A FUMBLE = 1 POINT

IT SHOULD BE -1 POINT GODDAMN IT

YESSSSSSSSS

I FUCKING WIN

I FUCKING WIN
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« Reply #1720 on: December 29, 2009, 12:00:17 AM »
I AM THE CHAMPION

I AMMMMMM THE CHAMPIONNNNNNN

NO TIME FOR VIRGINS CAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION

OF THE WORLDDDDDDD
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« Reply #1721 on: December 29, 2009, 12:01:22 AM »
CAJOLE SAVES THE WORLD BY .16 OF A POINT!   :o

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« Reply #1722 on: December 29, 2009, 12:03:16 AM »
Oh, didn't see that coming did you MNF crew, probably cuz your lips were wrapped around BRITFARR's limp, aged tool all night long.
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« Reply #1723 on: December 29, 2009, 12:04:09 AM »
I cannot believe how close that was. I was about to Green Shinobi myself.
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« Reply #1724 on: December 29, 2009, 12:04:30 AM »
epic finishes all around.  :lol

except for my team, which in the past three weeks has lived up to the name.  :(

GG Malek. we should have done better!

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« Reply #1725 on: December 29, 2009, 12:07:13 AM »
Watch the score change tomorrow and give PD the win.

God, I would end myself.
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« Reply #1726 on: December 29, 2009, 12:09:05 AM »
Watch the score change tomorrow and give PD the win.

God, I would end myself.

Me too.   :(
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« Reply #1727 on: December 29, 2009, 12:13:27 AM »
But really, how the fuck did you make a fumble = 1 point? I even just did the math to double-check. I'm making the EB league next year, dude. You're giving me undue stress!
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« Reply #1728 on: December 29, 2009, 12:28:48 AM »
But really, how the fuck did you make a fumble = 1 point? I even just did the math to double-check. I'm making the EB league next year, dude. You're giving me undue stress!

It's supposed to be -1 point!
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« Reply #1729 on: December 29, 2009, 12:30:22 AM »
I know what you meant to do. I'm just looking at the scoring now. Probably should have looked at this before the season started...

AP was even more of a beast this year because of that! :lol
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« Reply #1730 on: December 29, 2009, 12:32:17 AM »
:(
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« Reply #1731 on: December 29, 2009, 12:48:21 AM »




too easy.

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« Reply #1732 on: December 29, 2009, 12:58:19 AM »
Would've loved you in our league, pollo! Next year.
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« Reply #1733 on: December 29, 2009, 02:38:44 AM »
A fumble fucks me over  :lol

Oh well, at least I lost to an honorable man in the Virgin Bowl :bow
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« Reply #1734 on: December 29, 2009, 02:42:00 AM »
I just spent the past few posts complaining about the fumble scoring, PD. It didn't fuck you over, it almost fucked ME over! But you were certainly a worthy opponent.

Good season, guys. I shouldn't even have been in the playoffs. I feel like the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals.
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« Reply #1735 on: December 29, 2009, 02:43:43 AM »
Maybe the stat adjustment will give me the win tomorrow  :o

Sucks because I was going back and forth between starting Hines Ward and Steve Smith. Damn, if I had went with Smith I'd be making it rain at the strip club  :'(
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« Reply #1736 on: December 29, 2009, 02:45:21 AM »
Why would a fumble give you more points?
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« Reply #1737 on: December 29, 2009, 02:46:54 AM »
Because in the scoring settings, Triumph attempted to make fumbles worth -1, but made them 1 instead.

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« Reply #1738 on: December 29, 2009, 03:16:20 AM »
I WAS DRUNK

DRUNK ON POWER

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...but mostly bourbon.
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« Reply #1739 on: December 29, 2009, 08:12:06 AM »
what? A fumble gives you a point? Wow. Leper Triumph.