Also, could any parents, especially fathers, tell me about this hypocritical parenting thing where you have to put on this dog and pony show to your kid if he gets into fisticuffs on the playground, but then secretly high-five yourself for raising a kid that stood up for himself.
"I'm very disappointed in you, violence is never the answer..."
[kid leaves room with look of shame]
*My kid is such a badass, high-five awesome parenting self.*