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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4800 on: January 22, 2018, 06:49:27 PM »
Yea Venom seemed interesting but how much more of "i hate you Spiderman" could they do with him though :yeshrug

Unfortunately the things they try to shake it up aren't as good nor do they last partly due to fans so its like between a rock and a hard place. I think Flash becoming Anti-Venom makes sense given how that thing works and the whole "symbiote being a true hero due to bonding to a good host" aspect but his drug like obsession with the original symbiote is there and threatens to ruin it.

We'll see how that continues.


Also read Mister Miracle #3 and #4.......that was a fucking mistake :snoop

I think it get what's happening, but then i read a few more pages and i'm not so sure :mindblown, will keep reading though :jawalrus




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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4801 on: January 24, 2018, 04:06:22 PM »
Doomsday Cock #3 is pretty good.

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« Reply #4802 on: January 24, 2018, 04:06:35 PM »
Damn autocorrect.

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« Reply #4803 on: January 24, 2018, 04:12:51 PM »
wow Wrath reads your post history even in threads he doesn't regularly visit so you have to keep up the act?

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4804 on: January 24, 2018, 05:01:47 PM »
Doomsday's cock would probably be something else though now that I think about it.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4805 on: January 24, 2018, 05:14:03 PM »
Doomsday doesn’t have a cock... he only has a boner

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4806 on: January 25, 2018, 12:58:13 AM »
I’m tentatively ready to say that Doomsday Clock is a worthy sequel to Watchmen.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4807 on: January 27, 2018, 09:51:01 AM »
Amazing Spider-Man #694: This story follows up on one from over a year ago, where the villain Zodiac was trapped in an alternate dimension and blah blah blah blah who cares.  The subplot is what's important here- two people pretending to be part of some private security firm get into a maximum security facility (underwater, because comics!) and steal something for their employer-- Norman Osborne. 

It's Carnage's symbiote.  Yes, MORE VENOM-CRAP!  So I guess this means that the Red Goblin is going to be Norman Osborne as Carnage, unless this is Slott trying to throw everyone off.
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« Reply #4808 on: January 27, 2018, 03:45:03 PM »
Slott does like to throw people off.

I would rather have them undo one more day as part of legacy. :-/

Doomsday clock is interesting, but I’m having trouble following it. Maybe my ass is just dumb, but I don’t exactly understand how Rorschach got into DC

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« Reply #4809 on: January 27, 2018, 05:32:45 PM »
Slott does like to throw people off.

I would rather have them undo one more day as part of legacy. :-/

Doomsday clock is interesting, but I’m having trouble following it. Maybe my ass is just dumb, but I don’t exactly understand how Rorschach got into DC

In the Owl spaceship thing with Veidt and the two mime/clown criminals at the end of issue 1...?

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« Reply #4810 on: January 27, 2018, 06:06:12 PM »
Slott does like to throw people off.

I would rather have them undo one more day as part of legacy. :-/

Doomsday clock is interesting, but I’m having trouble following it. Maybe my ass is just dumb, but I don’t exactly understand how Rorschach got into DC

Both him and Veidt appeared using the ship

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4811 on: January 27, 2018, 06:08:31 PM »
I probably need to reread issue #1. I just don’t really remember it.

I really like the mime guy though. What a great villain, even if his girlfriend is basically just Harley Quinn.

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« Reply #4812 on: January 27, 2018, 07:22:43 PM »
it would be in the spirit of Watchmen to mock that relationship though, especially showing its absurdity in the hands of most writers, since the original Watchmen was quite deliberate in taking to task the glossy traditional comic relationships between "super friends"

i thought The Mime was a bit too on the nose, then they devoted that entire page to him taking out and putting on his fake equipment and i didn't care anymore, he was perfect

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4813 on: January 30, 2018, 12:02:09 AM »
Fall of the Batmen - futuretimdrakewasright?
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« Reply #4814 on: January 30, 2018, 12:07:07 AM »
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4815 on: January 30, 2018, 12:15:48 AM »
Batman #39
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Holy fuck i love how Wonder Woman is drawn :o
Not to get into pairing bullshit but Batman x Diana was always my thing, however in this run i really, really hope he marries Selena :'(
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"I'm telling Clark you said that"
"Please dont"
 :lol

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4816 on: January 30, 2018, 12:17:46 AM »
Tim Drake is always right, even when he's wrong.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4817 on: January 30, 2018, 12:47:32 AM »
Doomsday Clock #3 - Meh, The mimes were fun as usual though lol

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4819 on: January 30, 2018, 11:12:29 AM »
Batman #39
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Holy fuck i love how Wonder Woman is drawn :o
Not to get into pairing bullshit but Batman x Diana was always my thing, however in this run i really, really hope he marries Selena :'(
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"I'm telling Clark you said that"
"Please dont"
 :lol

Please, Batman is not built for that.

She’d throw it back and crush his sternum.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4821 on: January 31, 2018, 04:29:11 AM »
was looking at the release list for next week, X-Men Red is getting eleven variant covers :lol

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4822 on: January 31, 2018, 05:03:54 AM »
as for metal 5 :delicious

too bad we have to wait until fucking march for 6

and doomsday clock is being epic delayed now, we get #4, then it's going to skip two whole months, and then be every other month after that, now projected to end in JULY 2019

though now we also know what Snyder's up to, he's going to do a Justice League mini-series taking place in the wake of METAL and then take over the main book and they're adjusting the side-books (Batman just up and disappeared from JLA lol)

also remember all those DARK MATTER books that are now NEW AGE OF HEROES, those dates are totally all over the place, even though there's preview pages in issues the last few months ... though for now just give me The Terrifics please

and apparently this was announced ages ago but the DUKE THOMAS centric series BATMAN AND THE SIGNAL also is being blasted with delays, i had no idea this was even happening and was just going to assume Duke died back in Metal: The Casting

most importantly, even though he's first coming back in action comics, apparently booster gold's real comeback is going to be in the hands of Tom King, and in Batman :rejoice

also that upcoming Exiles relaunch better be more like the original series than everything after it ended and the other attempts at it

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4823 on: January 31, 2018, 07:59:22 AM »
was looking at the release list for next week, X-Men Red is getting eleven variant covers :lol

Is it 1992?!

I hope some of them are made from that unrippable paper.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4824 on: January 31, 2018, 03:14:21 PM »
Im reading Grant Morrison run on Doom Patrol.

I learned to enjoy life again.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4825 on: February 01, 2018, 12:28:10 AM »
Dark Nights Metal #5
Aqua man's chum-hole, ancient fishtory  :fabulous
J'ONN!!! :bow

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4826 on: February 01, 2018, 12:39:52 AM »
The Doomsday Clock delays are fucking blowing my mind.

How, DC.

How did you announce this SIX MONTHS AHEAD OF THE FIRST ISSUE and still have delays (for a TWELVE-ISSUE SERIES) that would make fucking Marvel blush?!

At least they're doing it 25% of the way in, instead of announcing it 90% of the way in like Marvel has handled their recent events.

But still!

Is Johns out of ideas and that's why he needs two fucking months to write each fucking issue? Or is Frank just *that* fucking slow on art?

Normally I wouldn't fucking care but I've been fucking WAITING for this series since Rebirth and even when it started, one issue per month STILL felt excessive and cloying.

I'll be there day 1 for each new issue but this just cuts my fucking soul. But, as kami-sama said:

"A delayed <COMIC> is eventually good, a rushed <COMIC> is bad forever."

:miyamoto

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4827 on: February 01, 2018, 12:53:50 AM »
my favorite part of #5 was that it started off like they were finally turning the tide so the story could wrap up, J'onn BOOM to the rescue, Diana just happens finds the mace and gives a beat down, etc. and then BAM lol NOPE you regular universe dopes once again carried out the dark universe's plan for them just like Bruce did at the start by uniting the metals.... only for Diana and Bruce and Clark to go fuck it, we tried to do this the normal way, time to just be defiant motherfuckin heroes

which in the side stories was basically how they (Harley, etc.) were succeeding against the stacked odds

though that is a common Snyder "out" trope if you look at his past works, hopefully it's intentional that the conclusion isn't any kind of tidy, polish out the lore holes, etc. traditional D.C. arc finish and instead the heroes getting METAL

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« Reply #4828 on: February 01, 2018, 01:10:15 AM »
Is Johns out of ideas and that's why he needs two fucking months to write each fucking issue?
i think he has it written, i think the problem is other books

he's said Doomsday Clock's ending is supposed to line up with the entire line, presumably it's intended to have some line-wide ramifications and that the other books can't outrun it like they are METAL which for most everyone is going to be a thing that happened but ultimately didn't alter things for them

so in the final issue when he has Tim Drake erased from the DC Universe Canon permanently by Dr. Manhattan you can't have the regular books still coming out full of Tim Drake content nor can you have books that come out before talking about how Batman should have had another Robin inbetween Jason Todd and Damian rather than going solo that entire time, and how much the Teen Titans or Young Justice would have benefited as well from a Robin, even a red one, which pre-reveals the plot line where Tim Drake never existed and never will again

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Im reading Grant Morrison run on Doom Patrol.
first time? don't get cut out of reality and be careful with your three wishes

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4829 on: February 01, 2018, 04:55:39 PM »
Bendis is taking over my fave book Superman, not sure how I feel. :-\

I guess this means Gleason and Tomasi will just be sticking with Super Sons for now.

At least Tec is still trucking on.

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« Reply #4830 on: February 01, 2018, 04:55:51 PM »
Also fuck you benji, don't talk about Timmy like that. :bolo

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4831 on: February 01, 2018, 05:39:05 PM »
Nerf The Batman who laughs pls

way too OP.


Now to see how this gets wrapped up in one issue :neogaf

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4832 on: February 01, 2018, 06:49:24 PM »
Bendis is taking over my fave book Superman, not sure how I feel. :-\

I guess this means Gleason and Tomasi will just be sticking with Super Sons for now.

At least Tec is still trucking on.

Sounds... Terrible. Fucking bendis.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4833 on: February 01, 2018, 08:20:38 PM »
Im reading Grant Morrison run on Doom Patrol.

I learned to enjoy life again.

 :shaqc

 :mjcry

 :fbm

 Yeah that was a fantastic run. I only participate in this thread from a nostalgia standpoint as well. I don’t keep up on any of the new comics, and only be rid of stuff. In some cases I’m not rereading if it’s the stuff I bought and haven’t gotten around to yet, but it’s mostly old.

Morrison is amazing during his Doom Patrol run.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4834 on: February 01, 2018, 08:22:55 PM »
How much BB is in Morrison's Doom Patrol run

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4835 on: February 01, 2018, 11:29:35 PM »


The red trunks are coming back. :o :rejoice

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4836 on: February 02, 2018, 12:32:06 AM »
Trunks are coming back, but Bendis will make him talk like he's on that resetera board. you win some you lose some.

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« Reply #4837 on: February 02, 2018, 12:45:53 AM »
i was going to include that in my news thing above about the delays but forgot, it's not an EW exclusive as DC put out the artwork as one of the upcoming changes lol
Nerf The Batman who laughs pls

way too OP.
i liked that his triumphant victory speech, and attempt to get in her head, didn't break Diana but sent her to war with all her nightmare versions whether Kendra was coming or not

though i've always loved the Bruce/Diana relationship (in BvS/JL too, the JL trailer scene that got cut where they're talking about the team was one i wanted to see more of) that got truly introduced by Morrison but most writers either had to turn into crappy romance (like Bat/Zatanna) attempts or totally miss the things they share that the rest of the League doesn't get (but please don't tell Clark)

it's probably unintentional by comic Snyder but I'm going to read it as the Batman Who Laughs also unintentionally reminding her of their bond within the trinity after exploiting the one Bruce has with Clark earlier in the plot

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4838 on: February 02, 2018, 12:51:30 AM »
Trunks are coming back, but Bendis will make him talk like he's on that resetera board. you win some you lose some.
I've been keeping in touch with Bendis a bit over the last couple of months and it seems like he stopped pushing identity politics in the last 2 - 3 months of his run at Marvel and actually tried putting the story first  :idont

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4839 on: February 02, 2018, 12:53:21 AM »
Also can I just say when they referred to Hawkman as the greatest detective I laughed and stopped reading for like 5 mins because i couldn't anymore. Full disclosure I dont like hawkman and hawkgirl, and them being a big part of this story is super meh to me and i mentally skip over their distinguished mentally-challenged bird asses.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4840 on: February 02, 2018, 01:08:19 AM »
Hawkman is the lamest fucking thing and he's easily the worst part of Metal.

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« Reply #4841 on: February 02, 2018, 01:15:27 AM »
if you aren't a canon feget like benji, Morrison's Doom Patrol is his best work outside of All-Star Superman

it's also ironically what Doom Patrol was originally supposed to be about before they got turned into a more generic superhero team, although Morrison probably takes it a bit farther, at least according to their creator

The Invisibles is him essentially revisiting Doom Patrol while both unrestricted by editors and on a bunch of drugs

they were running more or less at the same time though Animal Man stops sooner, but Animal Man -> Doom Patrol -> Batman R.I.P. -> Final Crisis -> The Multiversity are the tent poles of the arc he tells within the DC Multiverse (and expands into some of JLA and 52, but more obviously and directly into Seven Soldiers, his entire Batman run and then his New 52 Action Comics stint) about the concept of the Multiverse and canon and the stories and how they function as reality within the Multiverse

though Animal Man is more explicit with its ending and The Invisibles tries to be more philosophical about it, Doom Patrol is the superior Morrison work because not only are the characters well written and the main relationship hook between Cliff and Jane is well done, but he's more toying with the notions of fiction and reality to create his adventures with the characters as discombulated as anyone else, The Invisibles instead goes for preachy philosophical digressions...JLA and X-Men rescued him from himself so that when he came to explore the same things with Batman and construct Final Crisis he knew to minimize the underlying philosophical hook to concentrate on the top level story telling (RIP and Final Crisis tying together but also being published in four different books didn't help most people follow either)

he did start to drift more during the New 52, as nobody could have realized Action Comics was a loop until the end...and The Multiversity arguably got shoved aside by DC Editorial as this weird Morrison thing instead of the original plan* so it bookends abruptly (though not its map nor with other writers as METAL shows!)

*The Multiversity was supposed to be Morrison kicking off a series of books, mini-series, one-shots, etc. set in all those other universes, like Earth 2/Futures End was doing, and Morrison was just going to write a few as examples, but then the New 52 started its implosion and Convergence came along as an answer to a problem that didn't exist

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4842 on: February 02, 2018, 01:26:00 AM »
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Animal Man -> Doom Patrol -> Batman R.I.P. -> Final Crisis -> The Multiversity are the tent poles of the arc he tells within the DC Multiverse

You forgot Batman & Robin and Batman Inc. :ufup

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« Reply #4843 on: February 02, 2018, 01:26:43 AM »
Also no one's answered my question about how prevalent Beast Boy is in his run

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4844 on: February 02, 2018, 01:40:56 AM »
Full disclosure I dont like hawkman and hawkgirl, and them being a big part of this story is super meh to me and i mentally skip over their distinguished mentally-challenged bird asses.
Hawkman is the lamest fucking thing and he's easily the worst part of Metal.
well, nobody does because outside of JSA (the best major DC series nobody reads), Hawkman was a disaster area to the point that DC explicitly told Morrison he couldn't use him for JLA and approved a literal angel as a character instead of letting Morrison discard the canon snarl

even New 52 refused to start over from pure scratch with the character and Hawkgirl like METAL has

his extended inclusion in METAL is because Snyder realized Johns (who was part of the crew on JSA and helped rewrite Nth Metal as "ninth metal" and take an axe to the parts of the canon snarl) would totally let him rebuild the character and i'm sure they're going to explain away the 30 year canon snarl by his having been trapped in The Dark Universe Forge the whole time

which it should be pointed out Johns already offered up DC Editorial during Brightest Day just for them to trash it for New 52, but now that he's in charge...

Carter Hall for a long time wasn't the greatest "modern" detective, but he's a historian and archaeologist (who also has lived for thousands of years), so he often played a companion role to Batman in this regard (or Ralph Dibny) which is why in the early issues of METAL when Batman starts tracing the stuff historically he goes to Carter's journals which form the other half of the plot as Carter would have that information but Bats wouldn't (especially since it's partially supernatural)

Hawkman and Hawkgirl have the problem of that they're really two different sets of heroes that have been mashed together, there's the whole immortal part and then there's the Thanagar stuff...this used to be, pre Crisis, the Earth One and Earth Two versions, but after Crisis, they fucking mashed them together and were insistent this not be undone until they spent so long walling him off they finally realized nobody gave a shit about Hawkman anymore

Hawkgirl's role in a lot of stuff since (like the cartoons) is what Hawkman's used to be when people forgot he was supposed to be the JLA's historian and backup detective, the funny part being that her entire back story was tied to Carter's except editorial had no issue with writers redoing it every couple of years to fit her new role in a series because they just used something that's been a part of the characters forever, that whenever they die they're just re-incarnated anew and sometimes with it taking a while to remember everything :lol

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4845 on: February 02, 2018, 02:00:23 AM »
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Animal Man -> Doom Patrol -> Batman R.I.P. -> Final Crisis -> The Multiversity are the tent poles of the arc he tells within the DC Multiverse

You forgot Batman & Robin and Batman Inc. :ufup
i didn't, it's in the parenthetical, but R.I.P., actually The Black Glove plot, is the one that directly ties into that component of his DC arc, which was establishing that all the Batman stories were canon, and in the Black Casebook, even things like Bat Mite and Batman of Zur-En-Arrh

Also no one's answered my question about how prevalent Beast Boy is in his run
Beast Boy had ages earlier been moved out of Doom Patrol and into Teen Titans.

In any case, Morrison's Doom Patrol picks up after the Invasion! "crossover event" plotline in which the entire post-Crisis Doom Patrol (which Beast Boy was never part of) except Cliff Steele was killed off.

The "original Doom Patrol" wasn't really revived until Superboy-Prime's shenanigans in Infinite Crisis. After many fits and starts of various versions, Forever Evil wiped them out again.

Gerard Way's (of My Chemical Romance/The Umbrella Academy) run discards all of that to go about restoring and reuniting Morrison's Doom Patrol version including Danny and Mr. Nobody. (Although which more or less may be unofficially cancelled after the Milk Wars crossover with normal DC ends.)

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« Reply #4846 on: February 02, 2018, 02:02:28 AM »
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i didn't, it's in the parenthetical, but R.I.P., actually The Black Glove plot, is the one that directly ties into that component of his DC arc, which was establishing that all the Batman stories were canon, and in the Black Casebook, even things like Bat Mite and Batman of Zur-En-Arrh

Don't talk back to me, you know I already knew that shit. :ufup You must have sensed I was a post away from bringing up The Black Glove.

Doom Patrol without BB is lame.

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« Reply #4847 on: February 02, 2018, 02:15:54 AM »
Doom Patrol is about losers who have lost everything and keep going out of insanity (and deception), they have no time for his antics when there's unending madness and otherworldly psychological horror to confront.

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« Reply #4848 on: February 02, 2018, 09:55:35 AM »
i was going to include that in my news thing above about the delays but forgot, it's not an EW exclusive as DC put out the artwork as one of the upcoming changes lol
Nerf The Batman who laughs pls

way too OP.
i liked that his triumphant victory speech, and attempt to get in her head, didn't break Diana but sent her to war with all her nightmare versions whether Kendra was coming or not

though i've always loved the Bruce/Diana relationship (in BvS/JL too, the JL trailer scene that got cut where they're talking about the team was one i wanted to see more of) that got truly introduced by Morrison but most writers either had to turn into crappy romance (like Bat/Zatanna) attempts or totally miss the things they share that the rest of the League doesn't get (but please don't tell Clark)

it's probably unintentional by comic Snyder but I'm going to read it as the Batman Who Laughs also unintentionally reminding her of their bond within the trinity after exploiting the one Bruce has with Clark earlier in the plot

True but he also knows she'll die fighting and it works for him as well.

I was always a fan of those 2 from the Justice League cartoon so i wouldn't mind but i also respect Selina so i don't mind that either.

Will see how this wraps up in the last book because shit's looking real grim right now :lol



Doom Patrol is about losers who have lost everything and keep going out of insanity (and deception), they have no time for his antics when there's unending madness and otherworldly psychological horror to confront.

Its funny that the teen titans version hints at that as well to where beast boy is like "what the fuck you guys".

But he's definitely the kid that they shield from that.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4849 on: February 02, 2018, 11:12:43 AM »
In general, I think the delay for Metal kinda killed a lot of the momentum and excitement I've had for the series. I liked #5, but it felt off compared the the previous issues in the series. If the other issues were like a 9/10 or 10/10, this felt more like a 7/10 or 8/10. I was really expecting to start seeing beginnings of the end of various plot points, but aside from Clark and Bruce sinking in magical molten metal, we got none of that. I still enjoyed it, but I feel the final issue will be a mad rush to tie everything together at this point and be more or less unsatisfying.

And where the fuck is the Joker in all of this? I really want him to wind up being the unexpected hero of the series when he fucks up TBWL. I mean, you have to figure they're going to encounter each other right?


Detective Comics was pretty good again. Clayface's updated origin paid a good tribute to his original origin and, I think the Animated Series origin too.


Flash Annual really makes me wish (again) that they never brought Barry back. Wally is a way better character who has gotten fucked over and over since his return. I have a feeling that however this Flashwar thing  is going to end, I'll be disappointed. Probably the start of really retiring or writing Wally out.
That being said, last week's Flash with Grodd was pretty damn good.

I don't understand why I still buy any of Marvel's books at this point. Iron Man is like Bendis' attempt to quickly putting back together everything he broke before he bails. Old Man Logan is alright, but they've taken the idea as far as they can and having old cowboy Wolverine fighting high tech Ninjas is so... uninspired.
Renew Your Vows is has officially moved into mediocre territory and feels like it's quickly sinking into "this sucks" territory.


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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4850 on: February 02, 2018, 11:17:42 AM »
Bendis is taking over my fave book Superman, not sure how I feel. :-\

I guess this means Gleason and Tomasi will just be sticking with Super Sons for now.

At least Tec is still trucking on.

Bendis on Superman is like the worst possible book DC could have put him on. He's just so completely the wrong writer for Superman. The man doesn't know how to do optimistic and hopeful at all. I'm really hoping they announce Jurgens or maybe even Tomasi is now in charge of Superman editorial. Someone needs to rein Bendis in or we'll basically end up with New 52 Superman all over again.

And nobody wants to see Superbro come back.   

Tasty

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4851 on: February 02, 2018, 04:28:55 PM »
UGH Superbro. And people (degenerates) actually miss him now too. :maf

Fuck off, post-Crisis Supes ALL 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 WAY 👏🏻!

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4852 on: February 02, 2018, 04:57:06 PM »
Trunks are coming back, but Bendis will make him talk like he's on that resetera board. you win some you lose some.
I've been keeping in touch with Bendis a bit over the last couple of months and it seems like he stopped pushing identity politics in the last 2 - 3 months of his run at Marvel and actually tried putting the story first  :idont

It’s funny, because I loved ultimate spitderman. I don’t even really have a huge problem with his dialogue in that book, even though his writing style tends to make things seem almost instantly dated because it references current slang too obviously.

It just sucks ass in every other book.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4853 on: February 02, 2018, 08:25:25 PM »
They should put Bendis in charge of Earth 2 and let him run wild.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4854 on: February 02, 2018, 09:32:40 PM »
Put him in charge of the Dark Multiverse so when he inevitably Ultimatums that nothing of value will be lost.

Rahxephon91

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4855 on: February 02, 2018, 09:35:54 PM »
Bendis wasn't responsible for Ultimatum or really for the Ultimate universe outside of Spider-man shitting itself.

Tasty

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4856 on: February 02, 2018, 09:40:17 PM »
Bendis wasn't responsible for Ultimatum or really for the Ultimate universe outside of Spider-man shitting itself.

I know, I'm just having fun. :P

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4857 on: February 02, 2018, 09:42:13 PM »
Also with Supes getting his trunks back can we get Dick's original Robin suit back.

I know it's :jared to the max but it's still better than this shit:


Tasty

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4858 on: February 02, 2018, 09:55:56 PM »
Also I'm not sure I'm ready for Starro having five assholes to be canon.

Momo

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #4859 on: February 03, 2018, 12:58:08 AM »
White Knight #5 is out in like 4 days, I have a feeling it will be make or break for me