Author Topic: SONY KILLED MY PS3 BUT IT RESURRECTED ITSELF. (Read 31585 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:26:39 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 28, 2010, 10:24:56 PM

stopping people from playing heavy rain is liable to start ww3

I think FFXIII and GOW3 would be worse, but Heavy Rain could be the start.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #61 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:27:05 PM »

Heavy Rain is a killer app, as in an app that kills systems.

bork · « **Reply #62 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:27:21 PM »

This error is clearly part of the genius marketing behind Heavy Rain. The developers and Sony want to know how you feel when you cannot experience playing games on your PS3. It's a brand new experience unto itself; truly it is heavy rain for the consumer.

cool breeze · « **Reply #63 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 28, 2010, 10:26:08 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 28, 2010, 10:23:07 PM
well, there goes my borecast segment on heavy rain

thanks for that, sony

play more iron roses

lord knows i can't stand another minute of it

that's pretty much what sony has consigned me to

there will be such a rant come the morrow's eve

looks like heavy rain made at least one person cry

dark1x · « **Reply #64 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:28:24 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on February 28, 2010, 10:27:21 PM

This error is clearly part of the genius marketing behind Heavy Rain. The developers and Sony want to know how you feel when you cannot experience playing games on your PS3. It's a brand new experience unto itself; truly it is heavy rain for the consumer.

Taking a page from the book of Microsoft then?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #65 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:28:30 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 28, 2010, 10:24:56 PM

stopping people from playing heavy rain is liable to start ww3

Only amongst the insane. The rest of the world rejoices.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #66 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:28:43 PM »

quantic dream: 1; drinky's tear ducts: 0

:'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #67 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 28, 2010, 10:26:08 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 28, 2010, 10:23:07 PM
well, there goes my borecast segment on heavy rain

thanks for that, sony

play more iron roses

lord knows i can't stand another minute of it

that's pretty much what sony has consigned me to

there will be such a rant come the morrow's eve

if there were a way to make people's mp3 players shut down and flash "8001050F error" whenever they tried to play the next episode i would do it

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #68 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:31:49 PM »

just checked my iphone, 3G network seems to be up and running.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #69 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:32:42 PM »

I haven't even checked GAF.

That place must be in flames by now.

This is the day the music died.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #70 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:34:34 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #71 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:34:45 PM »

you should go check it out just for the hilarious spin

"perfect opportunity to explore all the other ps3 features!"

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #72 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:34:45 PM

you should go check it out just for the hilarious spin

"perfect opportunity to explore all the other ps3 features!"

No fucking way. Did someone really type that?

OMG. Sony Hinterland, here I come.

drew · « **Reply #73 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:37:11 PM »

hauhuahauahauhauahauahauahauahua

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:37:55 PM »

PS3 SLIM

THE BEST SYSTEM THIS GEN

just got done playing a round of Demon's Souls.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #75 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:39:27 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2010, 10:37:55 PM

PS3 SLIM

THE BEST SYSTEM THIS GEN

But I can play PS2 games on my 80gig....oh. Nevermind.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #76 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:41:24 PM »

Just checked my ham radio, white supremacists are right there waiting. even has party chat

Himu · « **Reply #77 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:42:25 PM »

GAMES

Going to play Sonic Racing demo. Haha, fat owners!

demi · « **Reply #78 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:42:48 PM »

^ this nicca trollin himself.

GAMES he says

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #79 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on February 28, 2010, 10:36:56 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:34:45 PM
you should go check it out just for the hilarious spin

"perfect opportunity to explore all the other ps3 features!"

No fucking way. Did someone really type that?

OMG. Sony Hinterland, here I come.

not in those exact words, but there are certainly some folks in there trying to paint a smile on a turd, so to speak

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #80 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:44:02 PM »

everyone remember this thread when himu's slim shits the bed and he makes a ranty thread about it

MCD · « **Reply #81 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:44:55 PM »

ps3

it can play demos. :'(

pilonv1 · « **Reply #82 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:45:24 PM »

who listens to himuro anyway

Himu · « **Reply #83 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:44:02 PM

everyone remember this thread when himu's slim shits the bed and he makes a ranty thread about it

New Eel thread:

"XBOX 360 OWNER. THIS IS MY SIXTH RROD. FUCK YOU MS!"

*sends 360 to MS for more rapage*

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #84 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:47:20 PM »

The outage is actually do to the popularity of the PSN. Just like the systems, sony is making PSN seem more desirable by artificially decreasing its availability

bork · « **Reply #85 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:48:01 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 28, 2010, 10:47:20 PM

The outage is actually do to the popularity of the PSN. Just like the systems, sony is making PSN seem more desirable by artificially decreasing its availability

GENIUS.

Sony

Himu · « **Reply #86 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:48:04 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 28, 2010, 10:45:24 PM

who listens to himuro anyway

Himu · « **Reply #87 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:49:22 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 28, 2010, 10:47:20 PM

The outage is actually do to the popularity of the PSN. Just like the systems, sony is making PSN seem more desirable by artificially decreasing its availability

Now that all of their trophies crashed and are corrupt, they can go through their catalog of three actually worthwhile ps3 games and play them all over again!

GENIUS

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #88 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:50:25 PM »

No PSN = no folding = millions of people's deaths.

Cancer wins the platinum trophy.

cool breeze · « **Reply #89 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:50:49 PM »

I can't access Home or The Tester. NOW I'VE LOST IT!

MCD · « **Reply #90 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:51:10 PM »

I KNOW I CAN KILL

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #91 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2010, 10:46:56 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:44:02 PM
everyone remember this thread when himu's slim shits the bed and he makes a ranty thread about it

New Eel thread:

"XBOX 360 OWNER. THIS IS MY SIXTH RROD. FUCK YOU MS!"

*sends 360 to MS for more rapage*

that's a pretty limp-wristed comeback considering my hatred of their shitty build quality is legendary

if you'd wipe the kaz balls out of your eyes for a second you'd see this only serves to bring sony closer down to that level of keystone kops ineptness

bork · « **Reply #92 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:51:29 PM »

This thread

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #93 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:51:40 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on February 28, 2010, 10:50:25 PM

No PSN = no folding = millions of people's deaths.

Cancer wins the platinum trophy.

gonna have to steal that for trolling purposes

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #94 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:52:42 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 28, 2010, 10:50:49 PM

I can't access Home or The Tester. NOW I'VE LOST IT!

No Home is troubling. I was planning on doing the robot in the bowling alley tonight.

My night is ruined.

Himu · « **Reply #95 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:51:22 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:44:02 PM
everyone remember this thread when himu's slim shits the bed and he makes a ranty thread about it

New Eel thread:

"XBOX 360 OWNER. THIS IS MY SIXTH RROD. FUCK YOU MS!"

*sends 360 to MS for more rapage*

that's a pretty limp-wristed comeback considering my hatred of their shitty build quality is legendary

if you'd wipe the kaz balls out of your eyes for a second you'd see this only serves to bring sony closer down to that level of keystone kops ineptness

Goddamn, u mad. U mad.

PS3 DEMOS

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #96 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:53:31 PM »

i'm not mad, u just stupid

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #97 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:53:53 PM »

If I can't play FFXIII next week, people will die.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #98 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:54:49 PM »

leper himumu

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #99 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 10:53:53 PM

If I can't play FFXIII next week, people will die.

you could simulate it by running down a straight hallway

Bildi · « **Reply #100 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:34:45 PM

you should go check it out just for the hilarious spin

"perfect opportunity to explore all the other ps3 features!"

I think most PS3 fat owners already exhausted that option a few years ago.

Himu · « **Reply #101 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:55:01 PM »

Or am I?

Do you think I am actually defending Sony ITT?

Because you certainly seem mad, or at bare minimum, emotional.

Looks like the bait worked!

XBOX 360 FANBOYS

MCD · « **Reply #102 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:55:34 PM »

another test?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #103 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:56:15 PM »

YES YES YES

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_timer

cool breeze · « **Reply #104 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on February 28, 2010, 10:52:42 PM

Quote from: swaggaz on February 28, 2010, 10:50:49 PM
I can't access Home or The Tester. NOW I'VE LOST IT!

No Home is troubling. I was planning on doing the robot in the bowling alley tonight.

My night is ruined.

[youtube=560,345]oVshlsBBV4Q[/youtube]

good night sweet prince

Himu · « **Reply #105 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:58:06 PM »

[youtube=560,345]-ICRLf800xQ[/youtube]

Sony's development teams are unmatched.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #106 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:58:51 PM »

himuro's new theme song:

HIMUMU UGUU` LIKE IT

ROCKIN' THE KAZ BALLS

ROCK THE KAZ BALLS

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #107 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:01:19 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 28, 2010, 10:56:24 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on February 28, 2010, 10:52:42 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on February 28, 2010, 10:50:49 PM
I can't access Home or The Tester. NOW I'VE LOST IT!

No Home is troubling. I was planning on doing the robot in the bowling alley tonight.

My night is ruined.

[youtube=560,345]oVshlsBBV4Q[/youtube]

good night sweet prince

smh
Home makes Habbo Hotel look interesting.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #108 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:02:22 PM »

Quote

apparently the downloading part is working. I logged to HOME and it downloaded a dozen or so patches before kicking me out when trying to connect.

Himu · « **Reply #109 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:03:46 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 28, 2010, 10:58:51 PM

himuro's new theme song:

HIMUMU UGUU` LIKE IT

ROCKIN' THE KAZ BALLS

ROCK THE KAZ BALLS

(Image removed from quote.)

Himu · « **Reply #110 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:08:49 PM »

Distant, how bad is the damage for your system?

ManaByte · « **Reply #111 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:12:59 PM »

bork · « **Reply #112 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:16:26 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 10:53:53 PM

If I can't play FFXIII next week, people will die.

You can play it next week. On the brand new 360 you will buy!

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 28, 2010, 10:54:55 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
If I can't play FFXIII next week, people will die.

you could simulate it by running down a straight hallway

Quote from: ManaByte on February 28, 2010, 11:12:59 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #113 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on February 28, 2010, 11:16:26 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
If I can't play FFXIII next week, people will die.

You can play it next week. On the brand new 360 I will buy for you, Mr. Gundam!

Thanks!! Let me know when I should expect it in the mail.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #114 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:20:14 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 28, 2010, 10:54:55 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
If I can't play FFXIII next week, people will die.

you could simulate it by running down a straight hallway

just spat out my drink

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #115 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:27:40 PM »

Quote

"The Forums Are Closed For Maintenance

The forums are currently undergoing maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please try again later."

Shit hits the fan, and Sony shuts down the forums.

Quote from: Himuro on February 28, 2010, 11:08:49 PM

Distant, how bad is the damage for your system?

My clock reset and I can't play PSN titles. I was able to play The Force Unleashed just fine, though.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #116 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:31:23 PM »

Shamelessly stolen from GAF:

PS3 finally mastered the 4th dimension

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #117 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:31:32 PM »

This shit is epic. I'm going to file this incident away for further nintendo validation, yep.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #118 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:32:43 PM »

The Castle Vidcons dude is fast!

demi · « **Reply #119 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:34:12 PM »

Thats not funny. Please dont post that comic again.

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Author Topic: SONY KILLED MY PS3 BUT IT RESURRECTED ITSELF. (Read 31585 times)