Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4267316 times)

lennedsay · « **Reply #1980 on:** July 04, 2010, 12:04:52 PM »

Did you tell the mustachioed man?!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1981 on:** July 04, 2010, 12:06:37 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 04, 2010, 04:45:15 AM

My little cousins are visiting right now and they have caused nothing but demonry, shut the fuck you cute little bastards.

So I woke up today to my mom saying she stole more money from me and gave it to me, I'm like shit am I dreaming? and then she says now go get us breakfast you lazy fuck. So after that literal rude awakening, I went to get food and low and behold, my ex called me up on my old cell phone when I was sleeping. I finally paid the bill for my old sim card and I find out she's been calling me up for a while now, that's interesting.

And one thing that pretty much made my day was my mom was asking my dad for money saying she passed too(She'[s joking since my siblings got their report card today), after my dad said you failed my test you damn broad(I don't even want to think about that) out of nowhere my little 8 year old brother says "well she did ace the money stealing test". It was a lame joke and granted I give her shit for that all the time but the timing and it coming from my little brother was just

So now I'm sitting around doing fuck all since I'm sick and I'm not sure I'll work out today.

You're dad is awesome.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1982 on:** July 04, 2010, 09:54:32 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 03, 2010, 06:57:23 PM

I was stung by a bunch of caterpillars.

Leaving my house at night, I brushed aside a few branches of a tree which is a little overgrown, and suddenly my arm felt like it was on fire. My neighbor, who knows a lot of strange stuff, said "Go pee on your arm." I was suspicious, but I did it and almost everything calmed down. Now the two spots I missed are enflamed and pussy. When I looked at the branch the next morning, it was covered with these guys:

http://www.ag.auburn.edu/enpl/bulletins/caterpillar/photo4.htm

Either you're a contortionist or you are, too put it mildly, more man that I. Either way...

chronovore · « **Reply #1983 on:** July 04, 2010, 10:10:42 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 04, 2010, 09:54:32 PM

Quote from: chronovore on July 03, 2010, 06:57:23 PM
I was stung by a bunch of caterpillars.

Leaving my house at night, I brushed aside a few branches of a tree which is a little overgrown, and suddenly my arm felt like it was on fire. My neighbor, who knows a lot of strange stuff, said "Go pee on your arm." I was suspicious, but I did it and almost everything calmed down. Now the two spots I missed are enflamed and pussy. When I looked at the branch the next morning, it was covered with these guys:

http://www.ag.auburn.edu/enpl/bulletins/caterpillar/photo4.htm

Either you're a contortionist or you are, too put it mildly, more man that I. Either way...

I'm pretty flexible.

I've got pictures of the damned things; I'll upload soon. I also took a shot of my arm, which still has a rash these three days later.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #1984 on:** July 04, 2010, 11:01:23 PM »

Competitive eating: serious fucking business.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1985 on:** July 05, 2010, 03:51:55 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 04, 2010, 10:10:42 PM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 04, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 03, 2010, 06:57:23 PM
I was stung by a bunch of caterpillars.

Leaving my house at night, I brushed aside a few branches of a tree which is a little overgrown, and suddenly my arm felt like it was on fire. My neighbor, who knows a lot of strange stuff, said "Go pee on your arm." I was suspicious, but I did it and almost everything calmed down. Now the two spots I missed are enflamed and pussy. When I looked at the branch the next morning, it was covered with these guys:

http://www.ag.auburn.edu/enpl/bulletins/caterpillar/photo4.htm

Either you're a contortionist or you are, too put it mildly, more man that I. Either way...
I'm pretty flexible.

I've got pictures of the damned things; I'll upload soon. I also took a shot of my arm, which still has a rash these three days later.

couldn't you have just poured vinegar on your arm?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1986 on:** July 05, 2010, 10:12:09 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 04, 2010, 12:08:11 PM

He looked at the kid and said "damn isn't he fucked up" and left me to be tortured. Poor Mustachioed Man locked up in men's living room with all the porn and channels in the world using his computer program to win online bets.

please share

bork · « **Reply #1987 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:20:03 AM »

Had a job interview last week that went really well.

Got a phone a few minutes ago, but no message was left. I found that it was the direct line to the guy who interviewed me!

Call back, and am told they decided to go with someone else.

Ah well, at least he called me back to let me down.

archie4208 · « **Reply #1988 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:21:23 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 06, 2010, 05:54:44 AM

So I just made a last.fm account and I don't know what to do with it.

Listen to music?

Quote from: Good Day Sir on July 06, 2010, 10:20:03 AM

Had a job interview last week that went really well.

Got a phone a few minutes ago, but no message was left. I found that it was the direct line to the guy who interviewed me!

Call back, and am told they decided to go with someone else. Ah well, at least he called me back to let me down.

That sucks. What field of work are you trying to find?

bork · « **Reply #1989 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:43:12 AM »

IT. Entry-level.

I'm disappointed but satisfied that this guy at least called me back, when he said he would, to let me down.

Started looking in April. Haven't had much success...but this was only the third in-person interview I've had.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1990 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:44:03 AM »

I hear the longer you're unemployed the tougher it gets to find work. Good luck, man.

bork · « **Reply #1991 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:45:22 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 06, 2010, 10:44:03 AM

I hear the longer you're unemployed the tougher it gets to find work. Good luck, man.

If I don't find anything soon I'm going to start checking around for part-time work, but even that's tough to find these days.

archie4208 · « **Reply #1992 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:52:15 AM »

I've been without a 'real' job for 14 months. I'm doing the census job right now, but that is a temporary thing. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1993 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:52:33 AM »

Jobs don't exist anymore.

Robo · « **Reply #1994 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:59:45 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 06, 2010, 05:54:44 AM

So I just made a last.fm account and I don't know what to do with it.

You need to download the scrobbler application if you haven't done so already, then you just play music and it modifies your profile accordingly; recommending stuff, programming your radio stations according to what you listen to, etc.

bork · « **Reply #1995 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:06:34 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on July 06, 2010, 10:52:15 AM

I've been without a 'real' job for 14 months. I'm doing the census job right now, but that is a temporary thing. $:-\$

Yeah, I haven't had a job since 2008, but I did go back to school from early '09 up until April. For me it's been hard just getting my foot in the door to talk to people. And then some of them will lead you on only to break all contact and stop replying to you. It sucks. That's why I felt kinda happy that the guy today at least called to tell me that was it.

Eric P · « **Reply #1996 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:08:22 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 10:52:33 AM

Jobs don't exist anymore.

this is a Post-Employment Society.

We're all members of the involuntary leisure class.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1997 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:16:10 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 06, 2010, 11:08:22 AM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 10:52:33 AM
Jobs don't exist anymore.

this is a Post-Employment Society.

We're all members of the involuntary leisure class.

It hurts so good :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1998 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:08:17 PM »

Cmake is so frustrating!!!

Bocsius · « **Reply #1999 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:19:17 PM »

My last week of my current job is going to be pure joy.

Today, they were like "we want you to integrate these two web service APIs into a single system that will control all of our customer contact information and move it back and forth from one vendor to another and we want the whole thing scoped, coded, and implemented by Friday." I'm like, "you do realize this is my last week on the job and you're asking me to do this along with documenting every other thing I've ever worked on, right." Even if I could do something in that limited time frame, it's going to be quick (bad) code, probably buggy, and the next guy to have to maintain it will be utterly and completely lost.

Lesson #413, kids: Never once question why you're leaving.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2000 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:25:33 PM »

do they have some kind of leverage on you that i'm not seeing? Do you care about a reference?

Bocsius · « **Reply #2001 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:27:42 PM »

Well, I'd kind of like to not burn a bridge, but yeah... I'm not really holding out for a reference. For one, I'm the only programmer in the building. We outsource work sometimes, but the only other people that work there are designers, marketers, sales people, etc. No one can really comment as to the quality of my code, just whether it works or not.

Bocsius · « **Reply #2002 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:30:02 PM »

It is amazing, though, that for such a small company, it's unreal how many people keep telling me "take me with you." Even the people asking me for this silly request (who are just repeating the silly request from their own superiors) are saying it.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2003 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:36:37 PM »

Why would you take people like that with you (that don't have a clue what your capabilities are)?

Just tell them 'no', firmly. Good practice for when you move elsewhere. I tell people no all the time, they get used to it and it makes them grateful when you actually do something for them.

Bocsius · « **Reply #2004 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:45:21 PM »

Oh, they know fully well I can't "take" any of them with me, it's just talk. For one, I'm going to a pure programming environment. Two, it's not like I have any pull where I'm going anyway, I'll just be another grunt they have on contract. Lastly, I'm moving cities, none of these folks can uproot. Like I said, it's just talk. The point is almost nobody is happy where I work.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2005 on:** July 06, 2010, 08:58:20 PM »

I meant say 'no' to the programming request, btw.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2006 on:** July 07, 2010, 03:09:14 AM »

god damn fuckballs I have a virus called "bankerfox.a" and I don't know if anybody here has ever gotten it, but I essentially can't access the task manager or registry or anything the removal guides tell me to do because it overrides or some star trek shit. Is there any FREE way to get rid of it?

oh and lol.

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2007 on:** July 07, 2010, 03:27:41 AM »

fuck me pink, you've got the exec speak down pat now DC!

I can take some consolation in the mispelling of 'heels', I suppose. You haven't forgotten your routes!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2008 on:** July 07, 2010, 03:38:05 AM »

Yeah, anybody rushes me and I bring up a few instances of multimillion dollar deals that have gone south over minor acts of carelessness and they back off real fast.

'Routes' was deliberate! As if!

Himu · « **Reply #2009 on:** July 07, 2010, 03:48:05 AM »

i want a kitty

been wanting one for years but every person I've lived with doesn't like cats or is allergic :'(

[youtube=560,345]Qit3ALTelOo[/youtube]

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2010 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:04:44 AM »

Could you be any more gay recently Himuro

Himu · « **Reply #2011 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:11:26 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 04:04:44 AM

Could you be any more gay recently Himuro

[youtube=560,345]hMDhyDFqtz8[/youtube]

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2012 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:13:29 AM »

not even gonna watch that, it'd probably give me diabetes

Himu · « **Reply #2013 on:** July 07, 2010, 04:45:58 AM »

cats don't like dr who?

Tristam · « **Reply #2014 on:** July 07, 2010, 11:10:23 AM »

Man I was drunk just 20 minutes ago and it's fading away. Bummer.

Korean co-workers and I (and the two other native teachers) got together and got hammered. I left early 'cuz I had to meet my girlfriend but not after I had been pressured into drinking 3 beers and 10 shots of soju. Two hours later I called one other native teacher to make sure that everyone was taking a taxi home, 'cuz they were trashed when I left, and THEY WERE ALL STILL THERE! Then the director of my school told me he wanted to talk to my girlfriend and said he was very disappointed in her because it was her fault that I had to go early to meet her. She was annoyed 'cuz, you know, they're Korean and it's awkward. Then he talked to me and said that he expected me to be back there (across town) in exactly 5 minutes. NO EXCUSES. I wished him a good night and told him to take a taxi and now I'm home and I feel sick and tomorrow is going to suck. Good times.

BlackMage · « **Reply #2015 on:** July 07, 2010, 12:37:52 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on July 07, 2010, 11:10:23 AM

Man I was drunk just 20 minutes ago and it's fading away. Bummer.

Korean co-workers and I (and the two other native teachers) got together and got hammered. I left early 'cuz I had to meet my girlfriend but not after I had been pressured into drinking 3 beers and 10 shots of soju. Two hours later I called one other native teacher to make sure that everyone was taking a taxi home, 'cuz they were trashed when I left, and THEY WERE ALL STILL THERE! Then the director of my school told me he wanted to talk to my girlfriend and said he was very disappointed in her because it was her fault that I had to go early to meet her. She was annoyed 'cuz, you know, they're Korean and it's awkward. Then he talked to me and said that he expected me to be back there (across town) in exactly 5 minutes. NO EXCUSES. I wished him a good night and told him to take a taxi and now I'm home and I feel sick and tomorrow is going to suck. Good times.

dude your director is an AWESOME drunk!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2016 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:29:48 PM »

I just got de-friended by a former co-worker and friend because I jokingly called her a pushover on Facebook.

Eric P · « **Reply #2017 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:33:07 PM »

she showed you

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2018 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:33:25 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2019 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:36:37 PM »

That's quite petty. It's not like you called her a bendover.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2020 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:36:40 PM »

So much for being a pushover.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2021 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:48:20 PM »

Well at least you know she's your gf.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2022 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:56:59 PM »

I think lennedsay is my girlfriend. not sure though. don't care as long as she keeps giving it up

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2023 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:17:09 PM »

I think lennedsay is my mistress. Maybe. Not sure, though. I hope?

Bocsius · « **Reply #2024 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:19:06 PM »

I think I'm drinking coffee. I mean, the cup is right next to me. It contains coffee. I guess.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2025 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:19:27 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 07, 2010, 01:39:59 PM

I'm hungry and going out to eat, where should I go?

Skeikh's Bar and Grill

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2026 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:21:23 PM »

Finally this thread has turned to epistemological discussion!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2027 on:** July 07, 2010, 06:06:10 PM »

Is it really all that creepy to watch porn? I've been told girls find it creepy if guys do and thus won't go out with them.

Like, do they never go out with anyone? Because EVERY GUY watches porn.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2028 on:** July 07, 2010, 06:19:20 PM »

I looked at monsters of cock with the last girl I was dating. She wasn't creeped out even though it was supposedly her 1st experience but you know how girls like to lie that it's their 1st time.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2029 on:** July 07, 2010, 06:21:20 PM »

badum tishhhh

monsters of cock, is that the one where they use fake dicks?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2030 on:** July 07, 2010, 06:24:08 PM »

sometimes, I hate it when they do that. That crap started with racist chicks who don't want to work with real BBCs.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2031 on:** July 07, 2010, 06:25:00 PM »

yeah fuck those girls

but seriously, all dudes watch porn. even gay ones. get with it, ladies.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #2032 on:** July 07, 2010, 07:58:08 PM »

My neice threw my Nano into the fucking toilet.

goddamnit

200 bucks down the shitter. Literally.

Himu · « **Reply #2033 on:** July 07, 2010, 08:30:19 PM »

Good. It's a sure sign to buy a zune hd

Himu · « **Reply #2034 on:** July 07, 2010, 08:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 06:24:08 PM

sometimes, I hate it when they do that. That crap started with racist chicks who don't want to work with real BBCs.

were they really racist

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2035 on:** July 07, 2010, 08:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 07, 2010, 07:58:08 PM

My neice threw my Nano into the fucking toilet.

goddamnit

200 bucks down the shitter. Literally.

I thought it was Nami

lennedsay · « **Reply #2036 on:** July 07, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 07, 2010, 06:06:10 PM

Is it really all that creepy to watch porn? I've been told girls find it creepy if guys do and thus won't go out with them.

Like, do they never go out with anyone? Because EVERY GUY watches porn.

Girls like that are either in denial, fucking crazy, or lying. Most girls I know watch porn.

etiolate · « **Reply #2037 on:** July 07, 2010, 09:44:08 PM »

or crazy sheltered

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2038 on:** July 07, 2010, 09:54:09 PM »

I watched porn with my best friend's wife the other week. Perfectly normal!

T234 · « **Reply #2039 on:** July 07, 2010, 10:17:21 PM »

I could buy pornography and write it off on taxes if I wanted to.

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