Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Dickie Dee]

What in the fuck.

I turn the ceiling fan on maximum speed and I can't feel anything. Well, I can kinda feel air blowing on me, but it feels more like someone blowing air on me through their mouth than a ceiling fan at maximum speed.

I try this on every fan in the house and the same thing happens.

Dude, seriously, you're turning into a major hypochondriac. First it was the high blood pressure, then you couldn't poop, now you can't feel fans anymore.

I'm not sure it's hypochondria unless he's only guessing his blood pressure is 50+ pts above healthy and isn't acknowledging feces leaving his anus because it doesn't make a good story.

[Himu]

What in the fuck.

I turn the ceiling fan on maximum speed and I can't feel anything. Well, I can kinda feel air blowing on me, but it feels more like someone blowing air on me through their mouth than a ceiling fan at maximum speed.

I try this on every fan in the house and the same thing happens.

Dude, seriously, you're turning into a major hypochondriac. First it was the high blood pressure, then you couldn't poop, now you can't feel fans anymore.

The fact I have the fan on maximum and I still feel kinda hot is worrying. I think it's related to the blood pressure.

[Bacchus7]

Have you checked out your gun rack yet?

[Eric P]

What in the fuck.

I turn the ceiling fan on maximum speed and I can't feel anything. Well, I can kinda feel air blowing on me, but it feels more like someone blowing air on me through their mouth than a ceiling fan at maximum speed.

I try this on every fan in the house and the same thing happens.

make certain the fans are set to push rather than pull.

most ceiling fans you can set them to either push, for summer or pull, for winter. there should be a switch on the base of the fan itself

[Madrun Badrun]

Doing a servey for school

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[Groogrux]

I only had two days of work this week.  Today was supposed to be my longer shift.  Guess who's got a stomach virus?   

[Himu]

It definitely seems related to blood pressure or at least lack of sleep. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and suddenly I could feel the fan again!

[Mupepe]

doesn't seem like anything a good BJ can't fix.

[Positive Touch]

It's that time of year again kids! The Charter bill comes, and it's 150% higher than our price for the prior months and Daddy says, "Welp, I better call and see if they can knock some of the price down..." Next thing I know, I hear him in the other room, "Yes, I'd like to speak to someone about disconnecting my service."

It's so damn frustrating with them. You can't just get a flat rate, you get a "promotion". The DVRs suck. We've been through at least 5 of them now. We can't even close our entertainment center because the Moxi will completely overheat. This one has lasted us pretty long (like a year), and it's starting to shit out. You can hear the program but the video is frozen on something else. Fucking Charter....

fucking shit, that reminds me my charter bill's a week late.  they keep telling me i owe payment on two months but somehow i don't believe them.  gotta check my bank statements tonight to see if i'm remembering it right.  it's fucking bullshit because i can't just auto pay them since they fuck around with the bills so much.  every month there's extra fees or something "accidentally" gets priced wrong.  and of course their regular pricing is outrageous.  satellite services offer way more for the same price.  if i wasn't leaving this shithole so soon i would have already switched.  seriously the worst company i've ever had to deal with.


himumu:  have you tried being naked all the time?  best way to keep yourself cool

[Positive Touch]

Bozeman, Montana is one dull ass city. Thank god I'll try to transfer next year.

So to anyone who transfered from one university to another, how do you usually go about it.

who could have predicted you'd be bored in montana?  i feel sorry for you man.  a full year with jack shit to do but walk in the forest and shoot animals

[Mupepe]

Bozeman, Montana is one dull ass city. Thank god I'll try to transfer next year.

So to anyone who transfered from one university to another, how do you usually go about it.

you usually have to fuck someone in the dean's office.  and they're mostly old ladies

Watch Van Wilder for more information

[Himu]

Oh wow, I tried that fan trick!

[Eric P]

Oh wow, I tried that fan trick!

and?

[Mupepe]

his dick got cut off

[Robo]

doesn't seem like anything a good BJ can't fix.

In my experience, occurrences of hypochondria are most definitely ameliorated by a little one-on-one action.  Just make sure the chick is hot in case you happen to die in the middle of it.

[Himu]

Oh wow, I tried that fan trick!

and?

100% better! Still feel like someone is blowing their mouth on me though.

[Madrun Badrun]

Is Convex-hulling it up in here W00t W00t!!!

[Diunx]

What is there to do in montana anyway? hunting? getting fat?

[Madrun Badrun]

Well he could bomb American landmarks...if there were any in Montana. ha!

[drew]

In Basic Training some guys didn't shit for 2 weeks or so. 

why?

i would shit violently due to all the activity

[Madrun Badrun]

Drew fantasies about being a soldier so much that he even makes up hypotheticals about shitting as a soldier!

[Himu]

In Basic Training some guys didn't shit for 2 weeks or so. 

why?

i would shit violently due to all the activity

uhhh

fear
nervousness
turning you into a soldier

not obvious why?

[Bebpo]

woke up at 4:30AM - drank water, ate cereal
drove to UCLA
beat up lawyery test
drove back
ate ramen
going to sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[drew]

goin to cleveland to hang with my sis and her bf all weekend

were gonna go to all the places that guy from man v food went to

[drew]

Drew fantasies about being a soldier so much that he even makes up hypotheticals about shitting as a soldier!

Yeah, that's kind of sad when you point it out. 

what the fuck is wrong with you guys, i guess im the only one that gets any exercise around here, the fuck kind of stretch is that, go cut your pube beard and sponge some more paint on your walls with it you queerbait monfacker

[drew]

youre around some of americas most glorious mountains, go hiking, maybe smoke some pot, then learn how to snowboard in the summer

[Madrun Badrun]

Drew fantasies about being a soldier so much that he even makes up hypotheticals about shitting as a soldier!

Yeah, that's kind of sad when you point it out. 

what the fuck is wrong with you guys, i guess im the only one that gets any exercise around here, the fuck kind of stretch is that, go cut your pube beard and sponge some more paint on your walls with it you queerbait monfacker

Fagbottom, you mad?

[drew]

Maybe, are you?

You ever smoke before?

[The Fake Shemp]

I have decided that I am going to go camping in a couple of months, and if that goes well, do a five-day camping trip in North Carolina next year.

[Groogrux]

I have decided that I am going to go camping in a couple of months, and if that goes well, do a five-day camping trip in North Carolina next year.

Camping is fun, but can be a lot of work if you don't do it right.  Camping in October is good because it will give you somewhat warm days with really cool nights.  I suggest going in early October if not mid to late September just to avoid getting too cold.

[Phoenix Dark]

Better bring your rain fly - and put it on correctly. I don't remember the last time I went camping and it didn't rain at least one night. Nothing worse than waking up at 4am and noticing your leg is in a pool of water

[Groogrux]

On a different note, my wife claimed that I download too much and was worried what would happen if the computer crashed.  (Most women don't know that a crash is annoying but usually fixable.  )

Anywho, I decided to look into my media files to see how much exactly that I had downloaded:



I don't think that's bad at all...

[Diunx]

I have like 35 gigs of comics alone I really need to do a clean up I only have like 40 gigs left on this drive.

[The Fake Shemp]

Camping is fun, but can be a lot of work if you don't do it right.  Camping in October is good because it will give you somewhat warm days with really cool nights.  I suggest going in early October if not mid to late September just to avoid getting too cold.

That was my plan. I figure we'd try it out in early October to avoid Winter, and the weather will be optimal (precipitation is low around here that month). That way we get in the experience of putting the tent up, weatherproofing it, etc.

Then after the snow ends, I'll try another go at Big Run or New Germany - somewhere near Cumberland, Maryland that is known for decent fishing.

Then after that, I will attempt to pitch tent for five days near the Eastern Shore during the summer.

[BlueTsunami]

Is it normal to eat like once a day and that's it? and not that much even.

Nope. You're doing your body harm by not giving it a steady flow of nourishment.

[The Fake Shemp]

Sounds like AIDS

[Madrun Badrun]

Arabian AIDS

[recursivelyenumerable]

OMG I think I found my very own Flannel Girl equiv to creepily obsess over in this philosophy quasi-class I'm taking. Every time we make a bit of eye contact I feel all  .  But among other things I'm too old for her probably    :spitzer

[Diunx]

Is it normal to eat like once a day and that's it? and not that much even.

Dude you're in America now, you should be eating one of those huge cubes of generic ice cream they sell at supermarkets while frying a pack of bacon.

[Groogrux]

What do you guys do to organize finances?

[demi]

Learn how to use a calculator

[Groogrux]

Learn how to use a calculator

They don't sell them things in my state after steady decline in sales since first introduced to the market here.

Wait wait, what I meant to say was....  Herp Durp!

[Bacchus7]

WERE YOU SHOWN YOUR GUN RACK YET? They issue one to every incoming freshman for a reason. Take the hint and shoot something, gol'.

[Groogrux]

Go hunt a bear.

[Phoenix Dark]

There's no fucking way SA fast food is better than the original American fast food chains 

[lennedsay]

Well if you get really bored there in the next few months, look into transferring schools. And yea, if I were you, I'd transfer to a big city school. New York, Chicago, etc. Don't come to a St Louis school though, unless you have a car. There really isn't "city living" here. There's a city... There's a bunch of shit... But it's all miles away from each other.

What are you studying in school?

[BlackMage]

Well if you get really bored there in the next few months, look into transferring schools. And yea, if I were you, I'd transfer to a big city school. New York, Chicago, etc. Don't come to a St Louis school though, unless you have a car. There really isn't "city living" here. There's a city... There's a bunch of shit... But it's all miles away from each other.

What are you studying in school?

he's coming to LA holmes 

[lennedsay]

Fine.

Are we breaking up? I feel like you're mad at me!!

Don't even answer that. We're through! I hope you and your male order bride Wrath are happy together. 

[BlackMage]

listen, we just.. aren't compatible.. it's me not you etc.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Don't come to a St Louis school though, unless you have a car. There really isn't "city living" here. There's a city... There's a bunch of shit... But it's all miles away from each other.

Yeah, this is pretty much why I ended up moving to Portland. Which is great, BTW. It's a smallish city, but one that feels like an actual city.

[Madrun Badrun]

Speed racer was actually kind of good.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I was able to find some information for my new Flannel Girl analog via googlestalking. Found a bunch of pictures too, which was disappointing - she's not nearly as attractive on the internet as she is in person.  

[Madrun Badrun]

That's better than the other way around.  Though if your only interaction with her is going to be though internet stalking, it's a shame that you won't have access to the best of her.

[recursivelyenumerable]

The whole point of getting an attractive girlfriend is to boost one's ego and status by posting pictures of her on web forums. If you can't do that effectively, why bother?

[The Fake Shemp]

I dunno, having fun and hanging out?

[BlueTsunami]

So some homeless dude asked me for twenty dollars when I went out taking pictures downtown. The fuck? What happened to "Can you spare some change?" Or at the most "You got a dollar? I want a coffee". Shit, dude wanted to go to Applebees or something and get a porterhouse. I haven't kept up on the street price of heroine but that shit is ridiculous. When I said I don't have any money he pointed out that there's an ATM at a convenient location location a few blocks away. Oh ok, lets go get you that $20! I wonder if theres actually been someone meek enough to actually go to an ATM 'cause they couldn't say no.

He also said he was famous (thats how he started off the conversation, I was taking pictures at the time). Something about him doing Reggaeton (shitty Spanish music) I quizzically looked at him and asked "You want me to take your picture?" and thats when he responded with if I have $20. That hurt.

[The Fake Shemp]

And sex, lots of it.

Here, here!

[Madrun Badrun]

You should have replied "yes" when he asked if you had $20 and then just walked away.

[fistfulofmetal]

a friend of mine encountered a homeless guy a while back. the dude asked him if he had any change and my friend, in his infinite wit, responded with "No... but I do have these!" and presented the homeless man with a handful of gummy bears.

which the homeless man took and retreated into his den.

[BlueTsunami]

You should have replied "yes" when he asked if you had $20 and then just walked away.

He probably would have chased me. I can't deal with that shit  :'(