Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4300550 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7620 on:** May 24, 2011, 04:45:52 AM »

yeah, being contacted by a recruiter is not being offered a job, lulz. in general it's best to not stress too much over whether you fit the description 100% because:

(1) in my experience, companies often have only a vague idea what they want and what they're really looking for may have little resemblance to what they put on their job descriptions (especially if recruiters are involved)

(2) recruiters may have other positions they think you're better suited for

(3) having to learn on the job is a great opportunity to advance in your career (though it can be exhausting)

(4) job hunting is an iterative search process, every time you flub an interview you learn a little more about what the market's like an how you should present yourself, you can also be studying and refreshing your skills during the search process

that said, I dunno if I'd bother applying for a web job at someplace whose web stack is apparently a mix of Flash, VBScript, server-side includes, classic ASP, PHP and Access ... wtf.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7621 on:** May 24, 2011, 06:03:19 AM »

"offered a job" means they've given you a contract to sign, not received some recruitment email...

fuck I NEED pussy, it's been like 6 months since I last got my dick wet with super pussy juice. What a joke

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7622 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:07:37 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #7623 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:17:17 AM »

Now I want to know if Cormacaroni was going to post about how a recruitment letter isn't a job offer, or if he was going to offer Sceneman some pussy. Or somehow respond to both in ONE WITTY RETORT.

cool breeze · « **Reply #7624 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:02:07 AM »

hot weather sucks. I need to move some place with fall temperature year round.

Himu · « **Reply #7625 on:** May 24, 2011, 01:17:16 PM »

He probably doesn't want to get executed, look out for your old man, Wrath.

Diunx · « **Reply #7626 on:** May 24, 2011, 03:00:58 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on May 24, 2011, 11:02:07 AM

hot weather sucks. I need to move some place with fall temperature year round.

Yep, I wish we could have 10 years long winters like in Westeros

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7627 on:** May 24, 2011, 03:29:37 PM »

Come to Saskatchewan, you will be crying like baby-men come January.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7628 on:** May 24, 2011, 04:10:33 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on May 24, 2011, 11:02:07 AM

hot weather sucks. I need to move some place with fall temperature year round.

if i can get a good job and stable highspeed internet i would move to alaska in a moments notice

bud · « **Reply #7629 on:** May 24, 2011, 06:26:58 PM »

i don't see the fun in going out in the sun at, like 2pm when it'll toast you. but at around 4-5pm, though, when it's pleasantly hot, it's pretty awesome.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #7630 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:08:04 PM »

putting my dad in the nursing home tommorow, i don't know whether to feel sad that's going or happy that he'll be happy where he's at. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7631 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:01:56 PM »

As long as he is happy, that's the important thing.

Nami hurt herself again. Fuck. She had been doing so good too.

Himu · « **Reply #7632 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:31:11 PM »

Her back?

What is she doing?!

When does netflix add subtitles to 360? Wii, ps3, even on netflix.com have subtitles so this is distinguished mentally-challenged.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7633 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:38:17 PM »

She was jumping up to the back of a couch.

Himu · « **Reply #7634 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:42:43 PM »

Is there any way to tell her not to do that? Because it seems that's what getting her hurt so often: jumping on and off of furniture.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7635 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:44:31 PM »

Outside of locking her in a kenal or getting rid of the furniture, not really.

Boogie · « **Reply #7636 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:48:04 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 24, 2011, 03:29:37 PM

Come to Saskatchewan, you will be crying like baby-men come January.

Saskatchewan winters separate the men from the boys.

Himu · « **Reply #7637 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:50:03 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 24, 2011, 10:44:31 PM

Outside of locking her in a kenal or getting rid of the furniture, not really.

jesus christ

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7638 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:25:40 PM »

The thing is, if I go to get her off the furniture she will just think I'm playing a game and jump off before I can get to her, which is worse than letting her do it on her own.

Himu · « **Reply #7639 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:26:37 PM »

Then teach her to not jump on the furniture. Scare her from getting on furniture.

Reb · « **Reply #7640 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:24:33 AM »

Fuck Arvie, just train that dog. Be consistent, don't allow any jumping at all.
If you train with her often she'll know when you're playing and when it's serious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7641 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:29:34 AM »

Train her befor it's too late

Diunx · « **Reply #7642 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:41:33 AM »

Isn't she more than a year old? Good luck teaching her not to do something.

Diunx · « **Reply #7643 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:00:23 AM »

Nothing better after a hard night's work than coming home to no electricity what do you guys think will drive me insane first, the mosquitoes or the heat?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7644 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:01:19 AM »

Mosquitos+heat+no electricity=ffffffuuuu

When I was in Texas I didn't notice many mosquitoes, even when I went deep into wooded areas. I got bit a couple times but it didn't even itch, interestingly.

Haven't run into any since coming back to Michigan. I hate when one gets into my room and I hear it late, like 2AM or something. Can't go to sleep or get back on the computer until I find it/kill it.

cool breeze · « **Reply #7645 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:18:59 AM »

I complained about hot weather yesterday. Today is hotter, the sun is out and there is no breeze. Touche, planet Earth.

bud · « **Reply #7646 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on May 25, 2011, 09:08:38 AM

Guy sitting behind me at work is watching an entire playthrough of Thief 1 on youtube I think. He's in part 22 now....

i never feel comfortable browing the web in public when people can see what i'm looking at.

whenever i'm in the library, i always make sure i sit at the corner with a wall behind me so no one can see that i browse gaf, lol.

Himu · « **Reply #7647 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:51:01 PM »

Got a fb poke from friend's niece. =/

etiolate · « **Reply #7648 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:02:10 PM »

are pokes really fuckme calls?

Himu · « **Reply #7649 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:05:45 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 25, 2011, 07:02:10 PM

are pokes really fuckme calls?

well, not really. if you know the person, but I don't know this chick. I think she's just having fun, but still. I've never even met her.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7650 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:09:57 PM »

Quote from: bud on May 25, 2011, 06:33:50 PM

Quote from: Kosma on May 25, 2011, 09:08:38 AM
Guy sitting behind me at work is watching an entire playthrough of Thief 1 on youtube I think. He's in part 22 now....

i never feel comfortable browing the web in public when people can see what i'm looking at.

whenever i'm in the library, i always make sure i sit at the corner with a wall behind me so no one can see that i browse gaf, lol.

Yeah, you wouldn't want somebody coming up to you and being all like:

"Hey, you looking up some Pokeymans?"

and then you're like:

"No, it's Yu-Gi-Oh"

and then they're like:

Akala · « **Reply #7651 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:36:21 PM »

omg this vista recovery spyware is annoying

Groogrux · « **Reply #7652 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 25, 2011, 07:05:45 PM

Quote from: etiolate on May 25, 2011, 07:02:10 PM
are pokes really fuckme calls?

well, not really. if you know the person, but I don't know this chick. I think she's just having fun, but still. I've never even met her.

She jus' like'a da way da dick taste.

Himu · « **Reply #7653 on:** May 26, 2011, 12:03:34 AM »

So the only thing my dad watches anymore is anime. He used to look at escort sites all the time, I think for a kick since he's an old dude not getting any action from his wife. Now I think he's using anime as a way to vent his sexual frustration. He tells me he likes how the Japanese are perverts and that every show has ass and titties in it. And now the only thing he watches anymore is anime on netflix. He watched Queen's Blade. That's pretty telling.

Himu · « **Reply #7654 on:** May 26, 2011, 01:48:33 AM »

Going to a job fair at The Woodlands Church tomorrow. Companies like Wells Fargo, Aflac et al will be there. Wish me luck!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7655 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:21:02 AM »

Queens Blade? Jesus.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #7656 on:** May 26, 2011, 05:51:17 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 26, 2011, 12:03:34 AM

So the only thing my dad watches anymore is anime. He used to look at escort sites all the time, I think for a kick since he's an old dude not getting any action from his wife. Now I think he's using anime as a way to vent his sexual frustration. He tells me he likes how the Japanese are perverts and that every show has ass and titties in it. And now the only thing he watches anymore is anime on netflix. He watched Queen's Blade. That's pretty telling.

I can't imagine my dad watching anime. like ever.

Himu · « **Reply #7657 on:** May 26, 2011, 06:10:06 PM »

Job fair sucked.

"Sorry we're only hiring sales."

Ah fuck it. I went to a random T-Mobile on my way home, saw now hiring sign and now they're considering me for a full time position.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7658 on:** May 26, 2011, 06:37:54 PM »

Golf ball sized hail storm just went through town. I saw about 15 trees down on my way home from work. Supposed to get real shitty around 9PM tonight.

I just pray we don't lose power.

Himu · « **Reply #7659 on:** May 26, 2011, 06:38:28 PM »

My dad used to watch DBZ, Gundam Wing et al with me when I was a teen, so he's not a stranger to anime. But this is something else entirely.

Himu · « **Reply #7660 on:** May 26, 2011, 06:44:55 PM »

Mackin with my friend's niece on fb. She's got a boyfriend. Don't give a fuck.

etiolate · « **Reply #7661 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:34:49 AM »

Got to chat with Jonathon Blow and ask him some Qs about his feelings on game studies and theory. Listened to him, Chris Hecker and Alex Neuse(bit trip guy) talk about various things. I had to skip my senior project class for it which means I won't be reading to an audience Thursday, but eh. You give up some things to get others. If I had known ahead of time, I could have planned for it, but I only found out 10 minutes before their seminar started. I explained to my prof later and she gave me a vague "alright".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7662 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:46:12 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on May 27, 2011, 03:24:55 AM

Woke up happy thinking it's saturday.

Posting this from work :'(

I was about to go to bed, read this and got depressed. Damn. There's nothing better than waking up early on a Saturday, realizing you don't have to do shit, laughing then promptly falling back to sleep. I can't imagine the how horrible it would be to wake up on Monday thinking it's Saturday and having your dreams crushed by the alarm clock

Diunx · « **Reply #7663 on:** May 27, 2011, 07:26:17 AM »

I have to work on saturdays

Diunx · « **Reply #7664 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:46:35 AM »

Got paid! Gonna go buy some vodka to the supermarket after class

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7665 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:20:58 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 26, 2011, 06:37:54 PM

Golf ball sized hail storm just went through town. I saw about 15 trees down on my way home from work. Supposed to get real shitty around 9PM tonight.

I just pray we don't lose power.

A wall of wind hit the house at 7:55PM EST. The way the tree in the back yard bent over made me very nervous. Then I was sent this shitty cell pic this morning:

This is about 3 miles from my house. We lost power from 8pm until 11:16PM. There are trees and power lines down all over. There is also a major Verizon fiber outage in New York state that is affecting our phone system here at work.

Crazy

Himu · « **Reply #7666 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:49:09 PM »

Got a job offer from a local car sales place. They're saying you can make over 70k annual and a whole bunch of benefits. I'm not sure about it. He told me the time and place for the interview, and while it's not my field I guess it's still worth checking out I guess? What does he mean by internet sales?

I've also received an email claiming a graphic design job in Washington DC, sounds like a government job, with a salary of up to 100-120k depending on experience. Bullshit or not bullshit? Don't care, sent my resume.

Also got something for a creative engineer job for an insurance company or something in Madison, Wisconsin (

).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7667 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:59:29 PM »

I just named a variable "perpTans", ha

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7668 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:07:59 PM »

Two more hours of work and then it's off to our cabin on the Washington coast until Monday.

Diunx · « **Reply #7669 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:29:08 PM »

Damn my school payment was a little higher than I was hoping, no money for my new PC fund this fortnight, still got my vodka though

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7670 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:30:00 PM »

Hey Diunx, you're from the Dominican Republic, right? Ever heard of Pussy energy drink? My friend brought me back a can. It's pretty hilarious.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7671 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:38:09 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 27, 2011, 12:49:09 PM

Got a job offer from a local car sales place. They're saying you can make over 70k annual and a whole bunch of benefits. I'm not sure about it. He told me the time and place for the interview, and while it's not my field I guess it's still worth checking out I guess? What does he mean by internet sales?

I've also received an email claiming a graphic design job in Washington DC, sounds like a government job, with a salary of up to 100-120k depending on experience. Bullshit or not bullshit? Don't care, sent my resume.

Also got something for a creative engineer job for an insurance company or something in Madison, Wisconsin ().

the internet salesman for a car dealership is the guy who posts ads on craigslist and runs ebay auctions for cars. shitty job.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7672 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:41:40 PM »

Quote

Bertrand Russell is the Pope

The story goes that Bertrand Russell, in a lecture on logic, mentioned that in the sense of material implication, a false proposition implies any proposition.

A student raised his hand and said "In that case, given that 1 = 0, prove that you are the Pope."

Russell immediately replied, "Add 1 to both sides of the equation: then we have 2 = 1. The set containing just me and the Pope has 2 members. But 2 = 1, so it has only 1 member; therefore, I am the Pope."

Russell

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7673 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:50:35 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 27, 2011, 12:49:09 PM

I've also received an email claiming a graphic design job in Washington DC, sounds like a government job, with a salary of up to 100-120k depending on experience. Bullshit or not bullshit? Don't care, sent my resume.

more than likely bullshit. graphic designers working in the government hit the ceiling of their gs levels the second they are hired. there are a few outliers probably.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7674 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:13:50 PM »

Some crazy dude almost started some shot on the bus. He was about to get off but instead decided to plop himself down next to someone sitting in front of me. Luckily I was sitting on the outside seat due to having some stuff with me. He start spouting some nonsense and pushing the guy. It got pretty tense because he was fairly large dude and could fuck some shit up. The driver called the transit police and to my surprise they arrived in like less than a minute. ReAlly impressed at the response. They hauled him away and took all of.our statements. If you're wondering what I would have done if he had lost.his shit? Nothing. I'm not fucking with crazy dudes with muscles.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7675 on:** May 27, 2011, 09:50:33 PM »

Battled epic malware all weekend, finally got the major shit killed. Last week my brother got the computer infected, and I basically just repaired Windows to fix it. But afterwards I forgot to redownload the various Windows updates, including SP3. A few days later the computer was hit with the worst malware shit I've ever seen. I was fearing I'd have to reformat because the Window repair trick wouldn't work again, but after hours of studying stuff on Major Geeks I managed to fix it.

I still had a google redirect virus after killing the big stuff, but it seems to have been fixed as well. Now I'm just downloading the rest of the Windows updates and chilling.

To top it all off, had a horrible day at work today. One of those days where you get into an argument with co-workers/boss over something, you're accused of being wrong, might get fired...then hours later they realize you were right and guess what: no apology from the boss, half handed apology from the co-worker.

Boogie · « **Reply #7676 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 27, 2011, 12:49:09 PM

Got a job offer from a local car sales place. They're saying you can make over 70k annual and a whole bunch of benefits. I'm not sure about it. He told me the time and place for the interview, and while it's not my field I guess it's still worth checking out I guess? What does he mean by internet sales?

I've also received an email claiming a graphic design job in Washington DC, sounds like a government job, with a salary of up to 100-120k depending on experience. Bullshit or not bullshit? Don't care, sent my resume.

Also got something for a creative engineer job for an insurance company or something in Madison, Wisconsin ().

Himu · « **Reply #7677 on:** May 28, 2011, 01:32:55 AM »

Goddamn I forgot what a good cigarette felt like.

Diunx · « **Reply #7678 on:** May 28, 2011, 01:42:47 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 27, 2011, 01:30:00 PM

Hey Diunx, you're from the Dominican Republic, right? Ever heard of Pussy energy drink? My friend brought me back a can. It's pretty hilarious.

Never seen it around here, but according to google it is a British product.

Himu · « **Reply #7679 on:** May 28, 2011, 02:49:16 AM »

Hmmm, is it a problem being a flirty guy? Women always think I'm leading them on because I flirt a lot. Tonight when hanging out with some friends, when I met up with a female pal I kissed her on the cheek and she blushes and is like,"What does that mean?" I dunno, I was just giving a friendly kiss. Why is this such a problem?

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