Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294709 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8640 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:17:36 AM »

Anyone watch the ESPY's last night? Seth Meyers said the Dodgers are so poor that some of the players tested positive for Ramen noodles.

Himu · « **Reply #8641 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:16:59 PM »

why not just adopt a cat? breeders tend to be scum.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8642 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:35:57 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 14, 2011, 02:02:42 PM

My dogs just ruined a perfectly nice moment for me. Fuckers.

Animals think they're pretty smart

Robo · « **Reply #8643 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:39:01 PM »

Shit on the ground, see in the dark.

Himu · « **Reply #8644 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:43:15 PM »

Drink outta the toilet, pee in the park.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8645 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:46:03 PM »

It's 2am, I need to bark.

Himu · « **Reply #8646 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:59:35 PM »

So what's up with animals, are they really smart?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8647 on:** July 14, 2011, 04:18:07 PM »

I'd ask the animals themselves, but they're not here. They're never there when I need them.

Robo · « **Reply #8648 on:** July 14, 2011, 04:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 14, 2011, 03:59:35 PM

So what's up with animals, are they really smart?

I wouldn't follow their advice.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8649 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:05:21 PM »

ahaha, your dogs are jealous.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8650 on:** July 14, 2011, 09:43:57 PM »

they sensed your fear

Bebpo · « **Reply #8651 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:47:11 PM »

Well I got the e-mail friendzoning within an hour after the date last night. Don't mind though, as I need more friends in LA so I can increase my chances of being near enough to blackmage to go hang out with him one day.

Quote from: The Business on July 14, 2011, 10:05:24 AM

Have you considered dating men?

While in spirit I love all you guys, I'm sorry, but I wouldn't fuck any of you.

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well, maaaaaaaaybe Brandnew; he's cute, but more in the "I'd like to hang out with them and give him a high five" cute than exchanging cock pics anyway

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8652 on:** July 15, 2011, 05:21:12 AM »

The secret not to be friendzoned is to friendzone them first.

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Then they will give everything up

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8653 on:** July 15, 2011, 06:01:28 AM »

You know what that means

Beezy · « **Reply #8654 on:** July 15, 2011, 08:09:14 AM »

What's the oldest that you've seen someone finally grow a beard? I ask because I don't know wtf my "facial hair" is trying to do right now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8655 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:03:07 AM »

I friendzoned Lennedsay. She didn't talk to me for weeks.

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

What's the oldest that you've seen someone finally grow a beard? I ask because I don't know wtf my "facial hair" is trying to do right now.

Got a dude here at work that couldn't grow decent facial hair til his late 20's (a few years ago).

Diunx · « **Reply #8656 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:25:42 AM »

My last beard growing change happened when I was 20.

demi · « **Reply #8657 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:27:55 AM »

facial hair only works on chubby guys. dont do it, beezy.

Himu · « **Reply #8658 on:** July 15, 2011, 11:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2011, 08:09:14 AM

What's the oldest that you've seen someone finally grow a beard? I ask because I don't know wtf my "facial hair" is trying to do right now.

I can grow one.

Himu · « **Reply #8659 on:** July 15, 2011, 11:11:12 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 15, 2011, 05:21:12 AM

The secret not to be friendzoned is to friendzone them first.

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Then they will give everything up
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haha explain

Beezy · « **Reply #8660 on:** July 15, 2011, 12:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 15, 2011, 10:03:07 AM

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
What's the oldest that you've seen someone finally grow a beard? I ask because I don't know wtf my "facial hair" is trying to do right now.
Got a dude here at work that couldn't grow decent facial hair til his late 20's (a few years ago).

Damn. I either want no beard or a full beard. Not this straggly half-assed shit that has been appearing under my chin lately.

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2011, 10:27:55 AM

facial hair only works on chubby guys. dont do it, beezy.

It's not my choice.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8661 on:** July 15, 2011, 12:50:42 PM »

You could gain weight and just do a neckbeard!

Diunx · « **Reply #8662 on:** July 15, 2011, 01:57:34 PM »

Ate a delicious blueberry muffin from the supermarket this morning, it was so good I should have bought two of them

demi · « **Reply #8663 on:** July 15, 2011, 01:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2011, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 15, 2011, 10:03:07 AM

Quote from: Beezy on July 15, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
What's the oldest that you've seen someone finally grow a beard? I ask because I don't know wtf my "facial hair" is trying to do right now.
Got a dude here at work that couldn't grow decent facial hair til his late 20's (a few years ago).
Damn. I either want no beard or a full beard. Not this straggly half-assed shit that has been appearing under my chin lately.

Isnt this what PD has? LOL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8664 on:** July 15, 2011, 02:05:26 PM »

ladies love that shit. biologically a chin is quite sensitive like nipples, and when they tickle it it's like they're tickling my dick

demi · « **Reply #8665 on:** July 15, 2011, 02:07:25 PM »

Ever stick a finger in your belly button and just jam it around? Feels weird, man.

Diunx · « **Reply #8666 on:** July 15, 2011, 02:13:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2011, 02:05:26 PM

ladies love that shit. biologically a chin is quite sensitive like nipples, and when they tickle it it's like they're tickling my dick

Yeah keep telling yourself that

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8667 on:** July 15, 2011, 03:52:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2011, 02:07:25 PM

Ever stick a finger in your belly button and just jam it around? Feels weird, man.

Yes

Himu · « **Reply #8668 on:** July 15, 2011, 05:42:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2011, 02:05:26 PM

ladies love that shit. biologically a chin is quite sensitive like nipples, and when they tickle it it's like they're tickling my dick

fuck women who like tickling dicks

not my private place!

especially when they tickle the head.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8669 on:** July 15, 2011, 06:39:28 PM »

I guess with google+ a woman - perhaps all (single?) women! - could literally have a "friendzone" circle and a "guysIwillsleepwith" circle and YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8670 on:** July 15, 2011, 06:41:39 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 15, 2011, 06:39:28 PM

I guess with google+ a woman - perhaps all (single?) women! - could literally have a "friendzone" circle and a "guysIwillsleepwith" circle and YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW

this is your best post in a while

demi · « **Reply #8671 on:** July 15, 2011, 07:40:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 15, 2011, 03:52:34 PM

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2011, 02:07:25 PM
Ever stick a finger in your belly button and just jam it around? Feels weird, man.

Yes

Mupepe · « **Reply #8672 on:** July 16, 2011, 01:33:37 AM »

We gave Apollo two old pillows as his bed. He keeps piling them and bending them trying to hump them. That shit is hilarious. He's too tall and doesn't even come close

Reb · « **Reply #8673 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:10:48 AM »

Haaaaaaanggggggoverrrrr

Himu · « **Reply #8674 on:** July 16, 2011, 02:31:33 PM »

http://flavorwire.com/95435/90s-nickelodeon-stars-where-are-they-now

omfg

demi · « **Reply #8675 on:** July 16, 2011, 03:51:25 PM »

holy shit. donkeylips

http://heybower.com/sitebuilder/images/Bower_2009_48_-355x549.jpg

fuck my young innocent boyhole

Himu · « **Reply #8676 on:** July 16, 2011, 08:25:12 PM »

Okay, so the cousin who I think swiped my shit now has a Portal 2 hat on his 360 avatar.

Portal 2 is one of my games missing.

He claims he knows nothing about this, but every time he visits something has gone missing (my dad's watch for one) and constantly asks if I still want something that I own, whether a movie or a game or something along those lines.

It's really suspect. Unfortunately I can't view what games he's played because his account is private.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8677 on:** July 16, 2011, 08:37:53 PM »

beating around the bush aint gonna get you shit. call his ass out, or better yet, stop by his house unannounced.

Himu · « **Reply #8678 on:** July 16, 2011, 08:43:06 PM »

I still don't know if he took them, though it's likely.

T234 · « **Reply #8679 on:** July 16, 2011, 08:44:23 PM »

What positive touch said.

Himu · « **Reply #8680 on:** July 16, 2011, 08:46:26 PM »

Well what positive touch said was stupid.

Going to a family member's house unannounced just to snoop in his room to look for things you THINK he stole is disrespectful without proof. What if he didn't take them?

Himu · « **Reply #8681 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:33:23 PM »

Asked demi to check his profile and he has played Mirror's Edge and Portal 2 in the past month.

A month or two back he asked if he could have Mirror's Edge.

I haven't played Mirror's Edge or Portal 2 in a minute but about a month ago he stayed over because he said he wanted to look for jobs in our area, which makes no sense because he lives all on the opposite end of town (literally, I'm in North Houston, he's in South Houston).

We're talking about a kid with no job, and likely very little money. How he managed to buy both Portal 2 (a new game!) and Mirror's Edge I don't know, but this is now beyond suspect.

We are now dealing with grade A distinguished black fellow, and yes I just typed in the 'er' version. All hat's are off. I'm going to get my shit tomorrow.

lennedsay · « **Reply #8682 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:39:05 PM »

Didn't Portal 2 come with a digital copy? Stop being such a whiny-puss. You don't need two copies.

Himu · « **Reply #8683 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:39:53 PM »

for 360? No, it didn't.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8684 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:49:29 PM »

So he lives in my area? Want me to pay him a visit??

Himu · « **Reply #8685 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:54:57 PM »

How is that self hate? I think that shows pride. What I was taught when being raised is that if you act like an idiot, lack the ability to talk in English, and show respect for yourself and your family then you are exactly what white racists see you as: a distinguished black fellow.

Himu · « **Reply #8686 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:56:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2011, 09:49:29 PM

So he lives in my area? Want me to pay him a visit??

Missouri City, I can do it myself.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8687 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:57:50 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2011, 09:56:18 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 16, 2011, 09:49:29 PM
So he lives in my area? Want me to pay him a visit??

Missouri City, I can do it myself.

Cool. Then come visit me after

Himu · « **Reply #8688 on:** July 16, 2011, 09:58:04 PM »

What are you doing tomorrow?

Mupepe · « **Reply #8689 on:** July 16, 2011, 10:00:06 PM »

I don't think we are doing anything. Watching movies and hanging out at the house probably. You should swing by

Himu · « **Reply #8690 on:** July 16, 2011, 10:03:16 PM »

Diana is so quiet. How can I make her loud and stuff?! What makes Diana laugh?!

Himu · « **Reply #8691 on:** July 16, 2011, 10:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 16, 2011, 10:02:46 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2011, 09:54:57 PM
How is that self hate? I think that shows pride. What I was taught when being raised is that if you act like an idiot, lack the ability to talk in English, and show respect for yourself and your family then you are exactly what white racists see you as: a distinguished black fellow.

You're describing a large sum of the earth's population

And that has nothing to do with race.

It does when you're black.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8692 on:** July 16, 2011, 10:54:31 PM »

i'm having a serious case of tunnel vision right now. it's pretty awesome. no matter what i look at instantly becomes the only thing in my frame of view. super focus

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8693 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2011, 08:46:26 PM

Well what positive touch said was stupid.

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2011, 09:33:23 PM

All hat's are off. I'm going to get my shit tomorrow.

typical himu flip-flopping

Himu · « **Reply #8694 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:27:50 PM »

You suggested to do that without proof, dumbass. Never indicate someone stole something without proof.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8695 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:32:23 PM »

himu you stole my bike

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8696 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:33:11 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 16, 2011, 10:54:31 PM

i'm having a serious case of tunnel vision right now. it's pretty awesome. no matter what i look at instantly becomes the only thing in my frame of view. super focus

Son, are you smoking the "reefer"?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8697 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:34:51 PM »

i find it incredibly offensive you would suggest that of me.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8698 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:39:36 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2011, 11:27:50 PM

You suggested to do that without proof, dumbass. Never indicate someone stole something without proof.

yeah, i was saying kick in his door and tear up his house

i meant go pay an unannounced visit to his place and then subtly look around. check around his tv, walk towards the bathroom while glancing into his bedroom, etc. OBVIOUSLY

Diunx · « **Reply #8699 on:** July 17, 2011, 12:29:06 AM »

Its just games that you won't even play again himu who gives a shit?

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