Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4175696 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15180 on:** October 02, 2012, 09:28:10 PM »

godfucking damn it shitty ass day. I want to kick a baby. Maybe just a small child.

chronovore · « **Reply #15181 on:** October 03, 2012, 03:42:04 AM »

Had a great day. Got by the post office this morning to mail bills, paid rent, and bought stamps. Work went well, was complimented by my boss. Left in time to see LOOPER, which was badass. Then came home and had a Red Hoptober while playing Rock Band 3, Nier, and Hitman: Sniper Challenge.

...Going to collapse into allergy-riddled, benadryl-fueled unconsciousness in a minute though.

Spurgeon · « **Reply #15182 on:** October 03, 2012, 05:04:36 AM »

Earlier in the thread I mentioned how big of a scumbag my dad is, right?

Guess who DIDN'T show up to the hospital tonight to pay respects to his own mother before she died.

Beezy · « **Reply #15183 on:** October 03, 2012, 10:40:29 AM »

Smh.

In other shitty family related news, my grandma died Monday morning. Me, my mom and a handful of other family members were preparing to go to Jamaica to visit her in November for her birthday. Instead the whole family is trying to go for her funeral near the end of this month. Even people who haven't seen her in over a decade. Funny how that works.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15184 on:** October 03, 2012, 11:45:57 AM »

Fuck left a pan full of oil on the burner for an hour. So lucky it didn't start a fire.

chronovore · « **Reply #15185 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:20:00 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 03, 2012, 11:45:57 AM

Fuck left a pan full of oil on the burner for an hour. So lucky it didn't start a fire.

You shouldn't visit the girls in your makeshift dungeon when you've got something on the stove.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15186 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:26:45 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 03, 2012, 12:20:00 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 03, 2012, 11:45:57 AM
Fuck left a pan full of oil on the burner for an hour. So lucky it didn't start a fire.

You shouldn't visit the girls in your makeshift dungeon when you've got something on the stove.

Ironically, the boiling oil was for the girls.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15187 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:29:05 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15188 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:51:11 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2012, 10:40:29 AM

Smh.

In other shitty family related news, my grandma died Monday morning. Me, my mom and a handful of other family members were preparing to go to Jamaica to visit her in November for her birthday. Instead the whole family is trying to go for her funeral near the end of this month. Even people who haven't seen her in over a decade. Funny how that works.

Sorry to hear that man :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15189 on:** October 03, 2012, 01:02:06 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 03, 2012, 10:40:29 AM

Smh.

In other shitty family related news, my grandma died Monday morning. Me, my mom and a handful of other family members were preparing to go to Jamaica to visit her in November for her birthday. Instead the whole family is trying to go for her funeral near the end of this month. Even people who haven't seen her in over a decade. Funny how that works.

sorry dude

Beezy · « **Reply #15190 on:** October 03, 2012, 04:50:52 PM »

Yeah, can't do anything about it. Thanks guys.

Himu · « **Reply #15191 on:** October 03, 2012, 05:03:08 PM »

Well, to be fair, Jamaica is a pretty far place (for an American) to routinely visit a lot. and it's not like Americans travel that much outside of the usa anyways.

still, condolences.

Beezy · « **Reply #15192 on:** October 03, 2012, 07:14:59 PM »

True. A lot of them who live in JA hadn't seen her in a long time either though. They have no excuse.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15193 on:** October 03, 2012, 07:51:06 PM »

I'm extremely depressed, even by my standards.

Sorry for your loss, Beezy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15194 on:** October 03, 2012, 08:25:04 PM »

You are such a sensitive guy malak. You didn't even know his grandma.

Beezy · « **Reply #15195 on:** October 03, 2012, 08:46:37 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 03, 2012, 08:25:04 PM

You are such a sensitive guy malak. You didn't even know his grandma.

Thanks malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15196 on:** October 03, 2012, 11:23:03 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 03, 2012, 08:25:04 PM

You are such a sensitive guy malak. You didn't even know his grandma.

OK, I cracked a smile.

Beezy · « **Reply #15197 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:27:25 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on October 03, 2012, 09:31:55 PM

Sorry to hear that Beezy.

:brohug

Robo · « **Reply #15198 on:** October 04, 2012, 02:18:42 PM »

So incredibly irritated today; with moving tomorrow and the stress all that entails, being insanely busy at work, and another work-related thing that I may explain at a later date (but can't at the moment for a variety of reasons), I feel like I'm about to lose it.

TL;DR:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15199 on:** October 04, 2012, 02:32:01 PM »

there's always Animal Collective

Robo · « **Reply #15200 on:** October 04, 2012, 02:40:18 PM »

That's true: if I actually do lose my mind, I might find myself on the same plane of existential understanding as the bros of Animal Collective, which is really all I've ever wanted.

StealthFan · « **Reply #15201 on:** October 04, 2012, 06:13:47 PM »

I'm starting to get the urge to jerk off more than once a day. I jerk it first thing in the morn and now around afternoon time I forget that I already relieved myself or I get the urge. It's not good for my already fragile mental health to jerk more than once.

chronovore · « **Reply #15202 on:** October 04, 2012, 07:30:02 PM »

Feeling the urge to run back to Japan. Job is good, lots of fun stuff... just miss my kids and Nice Big House too much.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15203 on:** October 04, 2012, 08:38:33 PM »

So I got my Kindle Paperwhite right? Well it has a weird dead pixel on the bottom so I ordered an RMA. They were backordered so the replacement wouldnt be here until the end of the month (i keep mind and send it back when i get the new one)

But I just got an email today saying since they were out of stock of my model (Wifi, with special ads), they upgraded my model to the 3G version. That's pretty awesome.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15204 on:** October 05, 2012, 02:29:26 PM »

NSERC application is killing me. I won't have a journal article submitted before the deadline (it will be submitted two weeks latter

) and I have nothing for personal communications category.

So 2 of the 3 personal statement sections are going to be blank.

bork · « **Reply #15205 on:** October 05, 2012, 05:44:52 PM »

THIS is how you start off the weekend:

-Feeling sick...stomach pains!

-Can't take off from work since some other dude called out sick AFTER they told me nobody would be allowed to do so! Yeah!

-Wife gets into an accident on the highway! She's fine but the car was rear-ended! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huff · « **Reply #15206 on:** October 05, 2012, 09:50:56 PM »

Got my 1st 5k in about 5 years tomorrow morning. Really hoping not to embarrass myself too badly

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15207 on:** October 06, 2012, 12:02:02 AM »

Quote from: bork laser on October 05, 2012, 05:44:52 PM

THIS is how you start off the weekend:

-Feeling sick...stomach pains!

-Can't take off from work since some other dude called out sick AFTER they told me nobody would be allowed to do so! Yeah!

-Wife gets into an accident on the highway! She's fine but the car was rear-ended! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15208 on:** October 06, 2012, 12:37:33 AM »

I just saw success rates for NSERC applications. About a third of all applicants get them. Now if I fail I'm going to feel really bad.

pickle · « **Reply #15209 on:** October 06, 2012, 01:44:27 AM »

Spent the week in a psych ward. Interesting experience.

archnemesis · « **Reply #15210 on:** October 06, 2012, 02:03:51 AM »

Quote from: pickle on October 06, 2012, 01:44:27 AM

Spent the week in a psych ward. Interesting experience.

As a patient or as staff? I hear it's difficult to tell them apart.

pickle · « **Reply #15211 on:** October 06, 2012, 02:08:37 AM »

Quote from: archnemesis on October 06, 2012, 02:03:51 AM

Quote from: pickle on October 06, 2012, 01:44:27 AM
Spent the week in a psych ward. Interesting experience.
As a patient or as staff? I hear it's difficult to tell them apart.

Patient.

archnemesis · « **Reply #15212 on:** October 06, 2012, 02:11:46 AM »

I hope you feel better now.

pickle · « **Reply #15213 on:** October 06, 2012, 02:24:03 AM »

Quote from: archnemesis on October 06, 2012, 02:11:46 AM

I hope you feel better now.

I do.

bud · « **Reply #15214 on:** October 06, 2012, 11:13:22 AM »

man, i fucking hate how google chrome won't delete old history even though i've tried countless times.

it really bothers me that every time i go to the bore, it autofills in "http://www.thebore.com/foruN"

it just won't delete it. there are bunch of other sites, too, that i typed in incorrectly which is also still there. ugh.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15215 on:** October 06, 2012, 12:11:41 PM »

isn't that tied to your google account?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15216 on:** October 06, 2012, 12:31:24 PM »

Quote from: bud on October 06, 2012, 11:13:22 AM

man, i fucking hate how google chrome won't delete old history even though i've tried countless times.

it really bothers me that every time i go to the bore, it autofills in "http://www.thebore.com/foruN"

it just won't delete it. there are bunch of other sites, too, that i typed in incorrectly which is also still there. ugh.

In spite of the problems like this, I can only use Chrome these days. Firefox has turned into bloatware junk and IE, while way ahead of the horror days of IE6, is still way behind both Chrome and Firefox.

bud · « **Reply #15217 on:** October 06, 2012, 02:47:01 PM »

there's also "http://www.xhamster.cm"

fuck this

FatalT · « **Reply #15218 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:16:42 PM »

Welp, I'm unemployed now.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15219 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:22:23 PM »

What happened? Was this Best Buy or something different?

Lan · « **Reply #15220 on:** October 07, 2012, 12:41:32 PM »

its starting to feel more like fall. Time to get your coats out!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15221 on:** October 07, 2012, 03:35:32 PM »

you know those moments where technology blows your mind?

I'm sitting here watching episodes of The Walking Dead on netflix. I had to take a dump real bad so instead of just pausing the movie, I just continue where i left off on tablet and watch while i'm shitting.

technology man, shit's cray

Beezy · « **Reply #15222 on:** October 07, 2012, 04:35:35 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on October 07, 2012, 03:35:32 PM

you know those moments where technology blows your mind?

I'm sitting here watching episodes of The Walking Dead on netflix. I had to take a dump real bad so instead of just pausing the movie, I just continue where i left off on tablet and watch while i'm shitting.

technology man, shit's cray

oh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15223 on:** October 07, 2012, 09:15:44 PM »

Fuck I just cut up a tulip bulb thinking it was an onion and put it in my pasta. An online check seems like it could be poisonous.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15224 on:** October 07, 2012, 09:28:39 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15225 on:** October 07, 2012, 09:52:43 PM »

If I die sue the Dutch for me.

Groogrux · « **Reply #15226 on:** October 07, 2012, 10:08:46 PM »

Had a tooth pulled two days ago. Spent yesterday at work high as fuck. Spent today at work accounting for my actions...

Himu · « **Reply #15227 on:** October 07, 2012, 10:10:12 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 07, 2012, 09:15:44 PM

Fuck I just cut up a tulip bulb thinking it was an onion and put it in my pasta. An online check seems like it could be poisonous.

newsfeed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15228 on:** October 07, 2012, 11:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on October 07, 2012, 10:08:46 PM

Had a tooth pulled two days ago. Spent yesterday at work high as fuck. Spent today at work accounting for my actions...

No spitting, smoking, or sucking for a few days. You don't want a dry socket

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15229 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:30:06 AM »

So I'm still alive. After the pasta I had a bun with peanut butter and strawberry jam. Clearly one of these things was the antidote. Remember this as it might save your life one day. Also because of my heroic experience I know insist that you refer to me as Tom the Tulip Tamer. I have changed my name for the sake of alliteration.

T234 · « **Reply #15230 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:36:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 11:23:58 PM

Quote from: Groogrux on October 07, 2012, 10:08:46 PM
Had a tooth pulled two days ago. Spent yesterday at work high as fuck. Spent today at work accounting for my actions...

No spitting, smoking, or sucking for a few days. You don't want a dry socket

Truth. That pain CANNOT be stopped or even slowed down.

Also, be careful with the opiate pain meds, Andy. Seen too many fall from grace because of them. I got things in the collection that DESTROY opiates in terms of euphoria.

Momo · « **Reply #15231 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:37:44 AM »

But I'd confuse you with Tom the Tummy Tickler

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15232 on:** October 08, 2012, 09:16:43 AM »

So what does a tulip bulb taste like? Was it good?

Diunx · « **Reply #15233 on:** October 08, 2012, 09:51:53 AM »

Pasta and then a sandwich? no wonder you are looking a bit chubby FM

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15234 on:** October 08, 2012, 11:55:20 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 08, 2012, 09:16:43 AM

So what does a tulip bulb taste like? Was it good?

bland crappy onion.

Quote from: Diunx on October 08, 2012, 09:51:53 AM

Pasta and then a sandwich? no wonder you are looking a bit chubby FM

I know

T234 · « **Reply #15235 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on October 08, 2012, 11:43:21 AM

Decided fuck it so I'm buying snus online. Getting drunk in Bahrain next weekend, and going to find me a DTF chick somewhere. And I'll contact my hash hookup.

I can't go back to complete sobriety, its just too boring. Especially in saudi arabia where nothing happens.

I bet that's fun. Do you guys see hash from all over the Middle East or just domestic?

Himu · « **Reply #15236 on:** October 08, 2012, 12:55:53 PM »

jesus wrath. you couldn't last two weeks. you were bragging about how you were sober a WEEK ago, bro.

Diunx · « **Reply #15237 on:** October 08, 2012, 01:00:10 PM »

Why would anyone want to be sober in this shitty world? enjoy you hash Wrath.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15238 on:** October 08, 2012, 01:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 08, 2012, 01:00:10 PM

Why would anyone want to be sober in this shitty world?

well put

Himu · « **Reply #15239 on:** October 08, 2012, 01:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 08, 2012, 01:00:10 PM

Why would anyone want to be sober in this shitty world?

I agree. But Wrath seems to be one ripe for substance abuse.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4175696 times)