Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Don Flamenco]

she says "squeeze harder" until i'm practically choking.   

and yeah, she's boring other than this one quirk.  I'm more egalitarian in bed. 

[Himu]

Most girls I've been with are really boring in bed. Either they won't suck dick, or they suck ass at sucking dick, or I have to do all the work. Really, really bad at the art of love making. Maybe I've just had bad experiences. Men, from my experience, are far more passionate in that area.

[Phoenix Dark]

Women are freaks. Ever asked one to bite the head of your penis?

[Himu]

[brawndolicious]

Most girls I've been with are really boring in bed. Either they won't suck dick, or they suck ass at sucking dick, or I have to do all the work. Really, really bad at the art of love making. Maybe I've just had bad experiences. Men, from my experience, are far more passionate in that area.

Do you not give them advice? You're naked in front of each other, you should be comfortable enough getting advice on when to zig and not to zag.

[G The Resurrected]

So can I sue my employer for forcing me to come in to work? I only want to know cause I was involved in a car accident on my way through the flood. I told them I couldn't come in today, due to the weather. But they threatened to shit can me if I didn't. Thankfully I'm ok, I can't say that about the Prius that hit me. I'm soaked to my core. All of this wouldn't have happened had I just stayed home.

If your in the bay area please be safe driving out there. Its fucking nuts out here, people hydroplaning into guard rails and into other cars. A small puddle took out a smart car as it was driving on 280. The fucker just flipped when it hit the small puddle. Like fuck this I'm out of here.

[G The Resurrected]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

One girl I knew liked to be spit on, choked, slapped and spanked as hard as possible. I'll never understand it.

I understand it, cause that's how we play it in my house. It involves the lack of strong authoritative figures and/or rigid religious up bringing. They want someone to control them and know when they are being naughty. If only cause they didn't get that from their childhood.

I'm not complaining either way, I'll deal with her daddy issues as long as the sex is fantastic.

That and being called big daddy is nice.

[Mr. Gundam]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

I dated a girl who liked her hair pulled really hard and loved being choked. She was pretty messed up in the head.

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Sex was pretty mindblowing, but she's pretty fucked up and already on her third marriage with two kids. Glad I dodged that bullet.

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[Phoenix Dark]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

One girl I knew liked to be spit on, choked, slapped and spanked as hard as possible. I'll never understand it.

I understand it, cause that's how we play it in my house. It involves the lack of strong authoritative figures and/or rigid religious up bringing. They want someone to control them and know when they are being naughty. If only cause they didn't get that from their childhood.

I'm not complaining either way, I'll deal with her daddy issues as long as the sex is fantastic.

That and being called big daddy is nice.

[G The Resurrected]

Too much information Maurice? 

Hey at least I'm honest about it.

[demi]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

One girl I knew liked to be spit on, choked, slapped and spanked as hard as possible. I'll never understand it.

I understand it, cause that's how we play it in my house. It involves the lack of strong authoritative figures and/or rigid religious up bringing. They want someone to control them and know when they are being naughty. If only cause they didn't get that from their childhood.

I'm not complaining either way, I'll deal with her daddy issues as long as the sex is fantastic.

That and being called big daddy is nice.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1153862/adele.html

 

[Rahxephon91]

Why is this song in this commercial?

[Madrun Badrun]

I made the mistake of starting to watch the West Wing.  Now I have an essay to write and a book to read in a day and only want to watch this show. 

[Inspector Thatcher]

Being in the middle of season six myself, I feel your pain.

[Don Flamenco]

Most girls I've been with are really boring in bed. Either they won't suck dick, or they suck ass at sucking dick, or I have to do all the work. Really, really bad at the art of love making. Maybe I've just had bad experiences. Men, from my experience, are far more passionate in that area.

sometimes I have to direct or get a little overdramatic to get them on the level, but this girl is literally boring...doesn't talk much after either.  Makes me feel like I've done something wrong      I don't do any of the choking/hair pulling without her asking, so that's prob pissing her off. 

[Boogie]

I always pictured you living in some house in the middle of the Canadian woods where nobody could hear the girls screaming anyways.

Saskatchewan doesn't really have "woods".

[Mupepe]

Most girls I've been with are really boring in bed. Either they won't suck dick, or they suck ass at sucking dick, or I have to do all the work. Really, really bad at the art of love making. Maybe I've just had bad experiences. Men, from my experience, are far more passionate in that area.

sometimes I have to direct or get a little overdramatic to get them on the level, but this girl is literally boring...doesn't talk much after either.  Makes me feel like I've done something wrong      I don't do any of the choking/hair pulling without her asking, so that's prob pissing her off.

seems like you two are just on different pages. If its not your thing I would talk to her or just move on to someone else. Slapping and choking is hot personally. One of my favorite things is the punishment scenario.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm fine with hard spanking, but choking and pulling is a big turn off for me.

Good thing I'm married.

[pickle]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

One girl I knew liked to be spit on, choked, slapped and spanked as hard as possible. I'll never understand it.

I understand it, cause that's how we play it in my house. It involves the lack of strong authoritative figures and/or rigid religious up bringing. They want someone to control them and know when they are being naughty. If only cause they didn't get that from their childhood.

I'm not complaining either way, I'll deal with her daddy issues as long as the sex is fantastic.

That and being called big daddy is nice.

Choking and spanking is pretty ace. My last girlfriend would sometimes just look into my eyes and say "rape me," something I was more than happy to participate in. I don't think I'd be at all comfortable with spitting though.

[demi]

I'm fine with hard spanking, but choking and pulling is a big turn off for me.

Good thing I'm married.

Ya. Now she can fuck you in the ass with no qualm.

[Don Flamenco]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

One girl I knew liked to be spit on, choked, slapped and spanked as hard as possible. I'll never understand it.

I understand it, cause that's how we play it in my house. It involves the lack of strong authoritative figures and/or rigid religious up bringing. They want someone to control them and know when they are being naughty. If only cause they didn't get that from their childhood.

I'm not complaining either way, I'll deal with her daddy issues as long as the sex is fantastic.

That and being called big daddy is nice.

Choking and spanking is pretty ace. My last girlfriend would sometimes just look into my eyes and say "rape me," something I was more than happy to participate in. I don't think I'd be at all comfortable with spitting though.

interesting.  what was her relationship with her father like?

[Robo]

I read that first as, "what was her relationship with her Father_Mike?"

[CajoleJuice]

I read that first as, "what was her relationship with her Father_Mike?"

[pickle]

so.....whats up with girls who wanna be choked?   I'm afraid I'll leave a bruise, then do something to piss her off, then she'll take the bruise to the cops and get me arrested.

One girl I knew liked to be spit on, choked, slapped and spanked as hard as possible. I'll never understand it.

I understand it, cause that's how we play it in my house. It involves the lack of strong authoritative figures and/or rigid religious up bringing. They want someone to control them and know when they are being naughty. If only cause they didn't get that from their childhood.

I'm not complaining either way, I'll deal with her daddy issues as long as the sex is fantastic.

That and being called big daddy is nice.

Choking and spanking is pretty ace. My last girlfriend would sometimes just look into my eyes and say "rape me," something I was more than happy to participate in. I don't think I'd be at all comfortable with spitting though.

interesting.  what was her relationship with her father like?

Yea, she doesn't like her father. Kinda goes through periods of hating both her parents actually. Strange girl. Adorable as hell though.

I read that first as, "what was her relationship with her Father_Mike?"

 

[Groogrux]

Getting ready to piss off some family members.  I had a couple of them ask me to pick up stuff for them on BF with my discount at Gamestop.  I get the stuff for them and give it to them, and still haven't been paid back.

I do a job, I get paid for it.  This ain't no fucking charity.

In other news, this semester at school has really went down the shitter.  I had to drop a class because the professor was asking me to write 3 papers a week and I couldn't keep up with it all, and it caused me to suffer significantly in one of my other classes.  Pretty sure I'm going to fail the other class now.  My only hope is that my two online courses can help to save my GPA.

Final exams all week.

[chronovore]

Was giving a presentation today to a group of hospital pharmacists when one of the directors walks in, listens, then proceeds to tear my shit to pieces at the end.

brb gone to liquor store

That shit is rough.  I've recently began training new hires on our policies, software, etc.  I always feel like I'm going to shit a brick because the Director of my department will randomly come sit in on my training sessions and as luck will always have it she will sit in on the portions that I'm the least confident in. lulz.  Luckily though I've never fouled up too much.  Except once I created a pretty fancy ass spreadsheet report and when she came in I was like "Aw yeah.  Watch this shit" but when I pulled it up none of my formulas were working and I was like "aw hell no "  Turns out the program I pulled the report from throws shit in unicode text automatically, so when you save in excel it only saves the values.  Not the formulas

I've had that happen a couple times, way back when. These days, I always do a dry run on the machine I'll be using in the presentation.

[chronovore]

Women are freaks. Ever asked one to bite the head of your penis?

Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate by having a woman bite the head of your penis.

[Don Flamenco]

I read that first as, "what was her relationship with her Father_Mike?"

he paer hr evory nite

I read that first as, "what was her relationship with her Father_Mike?"

he paer hr evory nite

Most girls I've been with are really boring in bed. Either they won't suck dick, or they suck ass at sucking dick, or I have to do all the work. Really, really bad at the art of love making. Maybe I've just had bad experiences. Men, from my experience, are far more passionate in that area.

sometimes I have to direct or get a little overdramatic to get them on the level, but this girl is literally boring...doesn't talk much after either.  Makes me feel like I've done something wrong      I don't do any of the choking/hair pulling without her asking, so that's prob pissing her off.

seems like you two are just on different pages. If its not your thing I would talk to her or just move on to someone else. Slapping and choking is hot personally. One of my favorite things is the punishment scenario.

definitely on two different pages.  but i don't think i'll cut it off...i'll just stop calling and she can call me whenever. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Generally, women have been the ones to suggest some off the beaten path sex for me.  Every time I've given anal to a girl, it was at her insistence.

Not going to do any kind of S&M though.  I don't want her to get pissed off at me and try to turn me in to the cops because of a bad argument.  No way.  Not going to jail for that shit.

[Don Flamenco]

Generally, women have been the ones to suggest some off the beaten path sex for me.  Every time I've given anal to a girl, it was at her insistence.

Not going to do any kind of S&M though.  I don't want her to get pissed off at me and try to turn me in to the cops because of a bad argument.  No way.  Not going to jail for that shit.

yeah, i'm paranoid about that stuff too.  I have a friend who I was interested in for a few months, who seems like she would definitely be into rough stuff.  But since I've gotten to know her more over the years and how she goes about socializing, I think she's the "would report you to ruin your life" type if someone pissed her off.

[Madrun Badrun]

Too many cookies;  sugar rush.

[Phoenix Dark]

Generally, women have been the ones to suggest some off the beaten path sex for me.  Every time I've given anal to a girl, it was at her insistence.

Not going to do any kind of S&M though.  I don't want her to get pissed off at me and try to turn me in to the cops because of a bad argument.  No way.  Not going to jail for that shit.

I'd rather go to jail for S&M than anal

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya, because you are just going to get the anal in jail anyways

[Don Flamenco]

neighbor was loud as shit last night at 2am, then got up at 6am and woke me up again...but he was packing for something and went away for a while, so that's good (I know this because he rolled the fucking luggage on the floor.)   I'll get to sleep this week, yay.

so, when he gets back, hammer on the ceiling at 5AM, every morning until he stops dropping shit on the floor and walking on his heels over my bed room.   I'm already fucked from lack of sleep on a daily basis because of this prick, so if I don't sleep, he won't. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Need to write 10 page paper in five hours on a book I haven't read since highschool.

[brawndolicious]

Did you write an essay in high school?

[Madrun Badrun]

no

[OptimoPeach]

neighbor was loud as shit last night at 2am, then got up at 6am and woke me up again...but he was packing for something and went away for a while, so that's good (I know this because he rolled the fucking luggage on the floor.)   I'll get to sleep this week, yay.

so, when he gets back, hammer on the ceiling at 5AM, every morning until he stops dropping shit on the floor and walking on his heels over my bed room.   I'm already fucked from lack of sleep on a daily basis because of this prick, so if I don't sleep, he won't.

Maybe he's a passive aggressive weirdo and he's trying to get back at you for smoking weed indoors. I had a similar situation going on for MONTHS where this turned out to be the problem. Guy who lived above me before him was the cliched stoner type and he assured me "you can't smell shit up here, man" but apparently he was wrong.

[Madrun Badrun]

fuck it.  I'm watching west wing. 

[Don Flamenco]

neighbor was loud as shit last night at 2am, then got up at 6am and woke me up again...but he was packing for something and went away for a while, so that's good (I know this because he rolled the fucking luggage on the floor.)   I'll get to sleep this week, yay.

so, when he gets back, hammer on the ceiling at 5AM, every morning until he stops dropping shit on the floor and walking on his heels over my bed room.   I'm already fucked from lack of sleep on a daily basis because of this prick, so if I don't sleep, he won't.

Maybe he's a passive aggressive weirdo and he's trying to get back at you for smoking weed indoors. I had a similar situation going on for MONTHS where this turned out to be the problem. Guy who lived above me before him was the cliched stoner type and he assured me "you can't smell shit up here, man" but apparently he was wrong.

i haven't smoked weed since the beginning of september.   

i'm feeling kinda bad now cause I could hear the person above him doing what he does to me, so I think i'll talk to him again instead of hammering the ceiling. 

I guess I'll look weird being like "can you walk differently?"   or "can you think about my feelings when you come home drunk at 4am?" 

[Madrun Badrun]

I can't wait until next term is over and I never have to read another philosophy book again.  This current aesthetics class has killed any all interest I have for the subject.  Aesthetics is pretentious bile to the highest degree. 

[Huff]

my most recent professor has a slight lisp and is unable to pronounce the g in "ing". talkin, walkin, fuckin, everything is missing the g sound. it's killin me

[Madrun Badrun]

Just close your eyes and pretend he is black.

[Madrun Badrun]

Gave up on essay.  Fuck this shit. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Generally, women have been the ones to suggest some off the beaten path sex for me.  Every time I've given anal to a girl, it was at her insistence.

Not going to do any kind of S&M though.  I don't want her to get pissed off at me and try to turn me in to the cops because of a bad argument.  No way.  Not going to jail for that shit.

yeah, i'm paranoid about that stuff too.  I have a friend who I was interested in for a few months, who seems like she would definitely be into rough stuff.  But since I've gotten to know her more over the years and how she goes about socializing, I think she's the "would report you to ruin your life" type if someone pissed her off.

Fuck that shit then.

[Mr. Gundam]

I can't wait until next term is over and I never have to read another philosophy book again.  This current aesthetics class has killed any all interest I have for the subject.  Aesthetics is pretentious bile to the highest degree.

I remember it took me a while after graduate school to find pleasure in reading books again.

[Don Flamenco]

Generally, women have been the ones to suggest some off the beaten path sex for me.  Every time I've given anal to a girl, it was at her insistence.

Not going to do any kind of S&M though.  I don't want her to get pissed off at me and try to turn me in to the cops because of a bad argument.  No way.  Not going to jail for that shit.

yeah, i'm paranoid about that stuff too.  I have a friend who I was interested in for a few months, who seems like she would definitely be into rough stuff.  But since I've gotten to know her more over the years and how she goes about socializing, I think she's the "would report you to ruin your life" type if someone pissed her off.

Fuck that shit then.

of course.  it's been a few years since that crush, which was happening before I got a chance to know her.  now that I know her, I can tell we'd probably end up murdering each other in a relationship. 

[Rahxephon91]

So I have a question for the bore.

Well I currently have been working for a plumber as my job. It's had some benefits in that hey it's a job. I mean it's just an above mid wage job, but hey it gives some income.

Well, ive been growing my hair. Because after years of catholic school I wanted to. And well it give me some confidence boost as well I've never been a big fan of my looks, espicaly my hair.

My hair is about shoulder length and I don't think it's messy or a big deal. Regardless, I'm not a bad employe. I don't do drugs, have no tattoos, kind of a lame dude, and well just a regular young dude.

But apprantly this is a big problem for my boss. My boss isn't a bad dude, but he is an ass and a control freak. He has been hounding me for awhile to cut my hair. I think nothing but short hair will satisfy him.

I dont think having long hair is a big deal. Espicaly for a small time job where I doubt clients really care.

Should I cut my hair Bore?

[Himu]

Getting ready to piss off some family members.  I had a couple of them ask me to pick up stuff for them on BF with my discount at Gamestop.  I get the stuff for them and give it to them, and still haven't been paid back.

I do a job, I get paid for it.  This ain't no fucking charity.

In other news, this semester at school has really went down the shitter.  I had to drop a class because the professor was asking me to write 3 papers a week and I couldn't keep up with it all, and it caused me to suffer significantly in one of my other classes.  Pretty sure I'm going to fail the other class now.  My only hope is that my two online courses can help to save my GPA.

Final exams all week.

Is your father in law still hassling you?

[Himu]

I can't wait until next term is over and I never have to read another philosophy book again.  This current aesthetics class has killed any all interest I have for the subject.  Aesthetics is pretentious bile to the highest degree.

Haha, it is a pretty pretentious portion of philosophy but to be fair, it's a small part of the field. Don't let it ruin it for you.

[Don Flamenco]

So I have a question for the bore.

Well I currently have been working for a plumber as my job. It's had some benefits in that hey it's a job. I mean it's just an above mid wage job, but hey it gives some income.

Well, ive been growing my hair. Because after years of catholic school I wanted to. And well it give me some confidence boost as well I've never been a big fan of my looks, espicaly my hair.

My hair is about shoulder length and I don't think it's messy or a big deal. Regardless, I'm not a bad employe. I don't do drugs, have no tattoos, kind of a lame dude, and well just a regular young dude.

But apprantly this is a big problem for my boss. My boss isn't a bad dude, but he is an ass and a control freak. He has been hounding me for awhile to cut my hair. I think nothing but short hair will satisfy him.

I dont think having long hair is a big deal. Espicaly for a small time job where I doubt clients really care.

Should I cut my hair Bore?

If he's that much of a control freak, you'll have to choose between one of the two.  Not much you can do when he can fire you for whatever he wants.   Talking back won't get you anywhere, neither will just not cutting it.  If you don't care that much about the job, keep it long and see how he reacts. 

[Huff]

So I have a question for the bore.

Well I currently have been working for a plumber as my job. It's had some benefits in that hey it's a job. I mean it's just an above mid wage job, but hey it gives some income.

Well, ive been growing my hair. Because after years of catholic school I wanted to. And well it give me some confidence boost as well I've never been a big fan of my looks, espicaly my hair.

My hair is about shoulder length and I don't think it's messy or a big deal. Regardless, I'm not a bad employe. I don't do drugs, have no tattoos, kind of a lame dude, and well just a regular young dude.

But apprantly this is a big problem for my boss. My boss isn't a bad dude, but he is an ass and a control freak. He has been hounding me for awhile to cut my hair. I think nothing but short hair will satisfy him.

I dont think having long hair is a big deal. Espicaly for a small time job where I doubt clients really care.

Should I cut my hair Bore?

I'd cut it. But pay more and get it done at a place that could recommend and cut a good look for you that keeps your confidence up and pleases your boss.

[demi]

So I have a question for the bore.

Well I currently have been working for a plumber as my job. It's had some benefits in that hey it's a job. I mean it's just an above mid wage job, but hey it gives some income.

Well, ive been growing my hair. Because after years of catholic school I wanted to. And well it give me some confidence boost as well I've never been a big fan of my looks, espicaly my hair.

My hair is about shoulder length and I don't think it's messy or a big deal. Regardless, I'm not a bad employe. I don't do drugs, have no tattoos, kind of a lame dude, and well just a regular young dude.

But apprantly this is a big problem for my boss. My boss isn't a bad dude, but he is an ass and a control freak. He has been hounding me for awhile to cut my hair. I think nothing but short hair will satisfy him.

I dont think having long hair is a big deal. Espicaly for a small time job where I doubt clients really care.

Should I cut my hair Bore?

There isnt really much advice to give. Is this guy threatening to boot you because of this?

Can you find something else where your luscious locks will be appreciated?

[Phoenix Dark]

Is it clear he may fire you if you refuse to cut your hair? If so I'd cut it unless you have another job lined up just in case

[Barry Egan]

find out if it's legal for him to fire you because of hairstyle and proceed from there.

[Brehvolution]

Don't cut your hair
Take his clients
You are now your own boss

[Don Flamenco]

you are all now aware that witch hazel smells like a combination of liquid smoke and urine

find out if it's legal for him to fire you because of hairstyle and proceed from there.

unless he's under a contract of some sort or a government employee, he's employed at-will, which means he can be fired for anything.   

[Spurgeon]

So I have a question for the bore.

Well I currently have been working for a plumber as my job. It's had some benefits in that hey it's a job. I mean it's just an above mid wage job, but hey it gives some income.

Well, ive been growing my hair. Because after years of catholic school I wanted to. And well it give me some confidence boost as well I've never been a big fan of my looks, espicaly my hair.

My hair is about shoulder length and I don't think it's messy or a big deal. Regardless, I'm not a bad employe. I don't do drugs, have no tattoos, kind of a lame dude, and well just a regular young dude.

But apprantly this is a big problem for my boss. My boss isn't a bad dude, but he is an ass and a control freak. He has been hounding me for awhile to cut my hair. I think nothing but short hair will satisfy him.

I dont think having long hair is a big deal. Espicaly for a small time job where I doubt clients really care.

Should I cut my hair Bore?

Where do you live? I'd say keep the hair and find another job, but this old-fashioned mentality may be common with employers in your area.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

you are all now aware that witch hazel smells like a combination of liquid smoke and urine

find out if it's legal for him to fire you because of hairstyle and proceed from there.

unless he's under a contract of some sort or a government employee, he's employed at-will, which means he can be fired for anything.

I doubt he would get fired for having long hair, unless it compromises the safety of his job.  Instead, they will just find something else that he slipped up on and since we all make mistakes, it would be a matter of when, not if, he gets the axe.  That or they will try to make him quit like fucking around with his schedule, being an asshole to him, etc.

[Don Flamenco]

He doesn't even need to find anything legit to fire him over, legally speaking.  But the boss might do that if he feels like he'd look dumb firing him for long hair.  Or he won't say why at all.   

I say this as a guy who got fired from a pizza place in middle of nowhere hick Arizona for looking like a hippy.