Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Flannel Boy]

How to have a bad exam day:
-drink 3 glasses of water and cup of coffee at 8:00 AM in your underwear, thinking your exam is at 1:00PM. That's four hours to go over notes!
-check, for who knows what reason, whether your exam really is at 1:00PM.
-find out it's at 9:00 AM.
-get to law school 20 minutes after laptop set-up time.
-bomb exam from 9:00-11:50.
-piss for three minutes at 11:55.
-post on evilbore at 12:02.

[Don Flamenco]

How to have a bad exam day:
-drink 3 glasses of water and cup of coffee at 8:00 AM in your underwear, thinking your exam is at 1:00PM. That's four hours to go over notes!
-check, for who knows what reason, whether your exam really is at 1:00PM.
-find out it's at 9:00 AM.
-get to law school 20 minutes after laptop set-up time.
-bomb exam from 9:00-11:50.
-piss for three minutes at 11:55.
-post on evilbore at 12:02.

Still in?  Me too.   Took last spring off  

chilling and doing basically nothing for 4 months then learning classes in 3 weeks is fun!   

[Diunx]

Jesus fuck apparently there were massive layoffs today at work and more yet to come for the night shift!!!!

I'm fucking scare right now to say the least, in two hours I may be out of work again 

[Flannel Boy]

How to have a bad exam day:
-drink 3 glasses of water and cup of coffee at 8:00 AM in your underwear, thinking your exam is at 1:00PM. That's four hours to go over notes!
-check, for who knows what reason, whether your exam really is at 1:00PM.
-find out it's at 9:00 AM.
-get to law school 20 minutes after laptop set-up time.
-bomb exam from 9:00-11:50.
-piss for three minutes at 11:55.
-post on evilbore at 12:02.

Still in?  Me too.   Took last spring off  

chilling and doing basically nothing for 4 months then learning classes in 3 weeks is fun!

Still in? Well I dropped out a little over two years ago and returned this September.
I tried learning real estate transaction from scratch in a week. I wouldn't have attempted this if I knew how boring and unmemorable all the cases were. On Monday, I have employment, which I've studied for ahead of time.

PS: my day keeps getting better
-go to library washroom
-lean over sink counter to look in the mirror
-get a crotch full of water from the puddle of water resting on top of the counter
-look for hand-dryer
-curse washroom for not having a hand-dryer.

At least Emily Haines' Cute Sister, who was sitting near me in the library, left before I returned.

[Phoenix Dark]

Rahx, try progressively shorter haircuts to let your boss know that you're at least experimenting with his advice. That is if the job is worth more than the hair.

Yeah, I'm going to do that. I mean that's why I tried a ponytail. I was just curious about what the Bore would think.

Because racism is stronger than evolution.

Rahx is just more evolved I guess.

I think my actual posting would suggest otherwise.

But no, while I won't lie and say I never posted that. To be perfectly honest yeah, I don't find myself on average to the everyday black women I see. That's not to say I don't find black women attractive. No I've found many , but hey my preferences are my own. I can't help that I have to live up to the anime fan stereotype and like Asian women.

And as for the identifying black thing. Well you know, what can I say? I can't say I've grown up in a "specific" race house. My family is pretty mixed. My mom after all idenitfys as native american for some reason. Me? It was left up to me for what I wanted to go as and well I never found an answer. You know I've had white friends and I've had some black friends. Growing up I was always told "oh you don't act black". It was for stupid reasons like I don't like basketball, or rap, wearing types of outfits, or you know whatever dumb superfluous things people wanted to throw as race defining things. Hey, it's stupid, but thats how people think about race. I mean I sure as fuck my fair share of sterotypes as well. But it kind of angerd me, because I don't act white, you know I just act like myself. People go by skin color and well my skin color  is'nt so black and white, so people don't know what to think I guess. I won't say I'm not a little racist or narrow minded. I mean yes part of my reason for not wanting to identify as black is because I thought well "I don't want to be part of that rap culture". Stupid, sure, but hey thats what it is and as you get older you realize your views need to change.

Well all the typos tell me you're definitely a negro, perhaps from Canada

[ferrarimanf355]

Where is the annual thread where we bitch about the Paul McCartney Christmas song? I heard it today and my soul hurts...

[Pringo]

Where is the annual thread where we bitch about the Paul McCartney Christmas song? I heard it today and my soul hurts...

2006: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3322.0
2007: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=15317.0
2008: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=27660.0
2009: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32393.0
2010: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35671.0
2011: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37418.0
2012: Pending...

[ferrarimanf355]

Someone hurry the hell up on it already.

[Diunx]

Still got a job, what a fucking brutal day!

[Robo]

I haven't heard that song once yet this year.  Somebody up there loves me.

[G The Resurrected]

Still got a job, what a fucking brutal day!

Congratulations!

What happened at your workplace to make you think you weren't gonna have a job?

[Groogrux]

Kinda pissed.  I ordered some stuff from OldNavy.com on black friday expecting that they would do what they always do and ship it out by the middle of the next week.  It's now been a 15 days since I placed the order and I called them two days ago to find out what the problem was as to why they hadn't shipped it out.  The lady I spoke to said that it would be here on 12/7 and if it wasn't that I should call back.

They shipped it out early Thursday morning.  It took a full 24 hours for the USPS to take it from Columbus, OH to Cincinnati, OH.  That's just under a two hour drive.  Cincinnati is right at three hours away from me.

I called back and talked to them just now and said the same thing about the drive time and told them with the rate the USPS was going, I might see the package by the middle of next week if they're really hoofing it.  She gave me a 15% discount off of my order.

[Diunx]

Still got a job, what a fucking brutal day!

Congratulations!

What happened at your workplace to make you think you weren't gonna have a job?

Massive layoffs at the request of our corporate overlords, this is an American company so I think is safe to blame Obama.

[Mupepe]

Kinda pissed.  I ordered some stuff from OldNavy.com on black friday expecting that they would do what they always do and ship it out by the middle of the next week.  It's now been a 15 days since I placed the order and I called them two days ago to find out what the problem was as to why they hadn't shipped it out.  The lady I spoke to said that it would be here on 12/7 and if it wasn't that I should call back.

They shipped it out early Thursday morning.  It took a full 24 hours for the USPS to take it from Columbus, OH to Cincinnati, OH.  That's just under a two hour drive.  Cincinnati is right at three hours away from me.

I called back and talked to them just now and said the same thing about the drive time and told them with the rate the USPS was going, I might see the package by the middle of next week if they're really hoofing it.  She gave me a 15% discount off of my order.

I think she's into you, bro.  Good thing is you already have her number.

[Bacchus7]

Yeah, I think you need to call her back and tell her 85% of her dinner's on you if the offer's still good.

[Groogrux]

Yep, and I know that if I call back at 3am EST that there is a 1/30 chance that I will hear from my Lashonda again!

[Huff]

Well that's one exam over with. I pretty much gave up any chance of doing well when I decided to let my friends take me out for my birthday on wednesday. oh well. on to the next

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Well that's one exam over with. I pretty much gave up any chance of doing well when I decided to let my friends take me out for my birthday on wednesday. oh well. on to the next

I just had a nightmare that I was in finals for a class I skipped all the time and didn't study for.  Exams will haunt you for years after you're done.

[G The Resurrected]

Massive layoffs at the request of our corporate overlords, this is an American company so I think is safe to blame Obama.

Well if it was a large bank, named after city. Then I most definitely say it was due to Obama and the fear of the fiscal cliff. None the less as long as you still have a job that's all that matters. Best to keep your networking up to date though just in case.

[Joe Molotov]

I'm reading through the earlier strips of "Questionable Content" and it's pretty cringe worthy.

edit:
example:
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Fucking Christ. 
Who the hell talks like this? Fucking nobody.

[Groogrux]

Nothing like finding out that the final you've prepared to take all week because the professor said it would be available online ALL week was taken down on Thursday.  Getting ready to write an angry letter.

[Don Flamenco]

How to have a bad exam day:
-drink 3 glasses of water and cup of coffee at 8:00 AM in your underwear, thinking your exam is at 1:00PM. That's four hours to go over notes!
-check, for who knows what reason, whether your exam really is at 1:00PM.
-find out it's at 9:00 AM.
-get to law school 20 minutes after laptop set-up time.
-bomb exam from 9:00-11:50.
-piss for three minutes at 11:55.
-post on evilbore at 12:02.

Still in?  Me too.   Took last spring off  

chilling and doing basically nothing for 4 months then learning classes in 3 weeks is fun!

Still in? Well I dropped out a little over two years ago and returned this September.
I tried learning real estate transaction from scratch in a week. I wouldn't have attempted this if I knew how boring and unmemorable all the cases were. On Monday, I have employment, which I've studied for ahead of time.

PS: my day keeps getting better
-go to library washroom
-lean over sink counter to look in the mirror
-get a crotch full of water from the puddle of water resting on top of the counter
-look for hand-dryer
-curse washroom for not having a hand-dryer.

At least Emily Haines' Cute Sister, who was sitting near me in the library, left before I returned.

i don't blame ya, it's rough stuff.   


just made about 200 note cards today about my corporations class...my big social event for the weekend was going to CVS to buy more note cards, then having a guy ask how i'm doing on the elevator.   

[ferrarimanf355]

I haven't heard that song once yet this year.  Somebody up there loves me.

I heard the Demi Lovato cover today. It's slightly better, but still... 

[Flannel Boy]

How to have a bad exam day:
-drink 3 glasses of water and cup of coffee at 8:00 AM in your underwear, thinking your exam is at 1:00PM. That's four hours to go over notes!
-check, for who knows what reason, whether your exam really is at 1:00PM.
-find out it's at 9:00 AM.
-get to law school 20 minutes after laptop set-up time.
-bomb exam from 9:00-11:50.
-piss for three minutes at 11:55.
-post on evilbore at 12:02.

Still in?  Me too.   Took last spring off  

chilling and doing basically nothing for 4 months then learning classes in 3 weeks is fun!

Still in? Well I dropped out a little over two years ago and returned this September.
I tried learning real estate transaction from scratch in a week. I wouldn't have attempted this if I knew how boring and unmemorable all the cases were. On Monday, I have employment, which I've studied for ahead of time.

PS: my day keeps getting better
-go to library washroom
-lean over sink counter to look in the mirror
-get a crotch full of water from the puddle of water resting on top of the counter
-look for hand-dryer
-curse washroom for not having a hand-dryer.

At least Emily Haines' Cute Sister, who was sitting near me in the library, left before I returned.

i don't blame ya, it's rough stuff.   


just made about 200 note cards today about my corporations class...my big social event for the weekend was going to CVS to buy more note cards, then having a guy ask how i'm doing on the elevator.

I do fine in the elevator as long as I' alone.

I meant to make note cards using a Anki--in first year. Maybe one day I'll actually do it for a class.

[Don Flamenco]

actually making the cards is great study time for me.  I'm checking out the book, class notes, the outlines I've downloaded, getting context for rules and stuff before writing them down.   but sometimes I barely even use them afterwards!    I try to run through before bed for better rote memorization.  but when i've got like 500 cards, it's tough...

[cool breeze]

how many pieces of paper can you tear up for fun before you're considered as nuts as balki in the langoliers?

does listening to steve forbert reduce that number?

[Madrun Badrun]

Just had a zen moment where I realized that no mark in tomorrows final for databases class is worth the extra studying.  The prof does a bunch of work on ISO stuff that no one fucking cares about.  The current set of slides I am on are all about ISO 13249.  Fuck this guy. 

[BlueTsunami]

I've been sending stupid sexually charged messages to this middle aged MILF that lives upstairs from my cousin. She's black, tatted up and has big ass titties. Originally from Detroit. I can tell she's just humoring me but nothing will ever happen. I just want Dem titties in my MOUF. I read back what I send and cringe and yet I keep.sending shit. WHY.

[Phoenix Dark]

She won't fuck you until some Hispanic chicks give brothas a shot. Teamwork

[BlueTsunami]

Hahahaha FUCK :'(

[Beezy]

I've been sending stupid sexually charged messages to this middle aged MILF that lives upstairs from my cousin. She's black, tatted up and has big ass titties. Originally from Detroit. I can tell she's just humoring me but nothing will ever happen. I just want Dem titties in my MOUF. I read back what I send and cringe and yet I keep.sending shit. WHY.

Lmao I hope this situation leads to a happy ending.

[Groogrux]

Finally done with school for the semester.  I plan to take the rest of the month and fucking meditate or some shit.

Fuck me, now I know why my hair is going gray....

[Robo]

Post the texts, please.

[BlueTsunami]

Post the texts, please.

first some context. She originally asked who's the muffin man which obviously turned into jokes about eating pussy. Now to a quick back and forth, can't post more.out of sheer embarrassment ...

Me: Now you really want to know who the muffin man is? Lmao

Her: Yes i really want u to tell me hun

Me: I'm the muffin man, what'd you think about that?

Her: Do u really want me to think about? ? ? ?      mmmmmmm

Well im curious na

I'm the muffin man

[Robo]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm pretty sure UBC just stole $100 bucks from me.  So I pay for my UBC graduate schools dept. application, which needs to be done before I can submit a compsci application, and right after I pay, error to the effect of "Payment received, but there was an error in submitting your data to our data base.  If you don't receive an email in three days about this contact us".  I need an email for a link to the compsci form before I can submit my application.  The application is due in 4 days.  FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT.

[Beezy]

Blue

[demi]

she want to toouch your muffin top

[Himu]

Blue

[demi]

Post the texts, please.

first some context. She originally asked who's the muffin man which obviously turned into jokes about eating pussy. Now to a quick back and forth, can't post more.out of sheer embarrassment ...

Me: Now you really want to know who the muffin man is? Lmao

Her: Yes i really want u to tell me hun

Me: I'm the muffin man, what'd you think about that?

Her: Do u really want me to think about? ? ? ?      mmmmmmm

Well im curious na

I'm the muffin man

No joke, you should keep flirting dood. She will fuck you silly.

[Barry Egan]

that is amazing 

[brawndolicious]

I think blue and I live in an alternate reality. I had some witty/nearly flirty banter with this petite blond, Jewish woman on okcupid and she sort of misinterpreted what I said and agreed to go out with me. She's 31 (I'm 24) and she has a PhD and a real job but I really don't have any idea what she does or what she believes politically/philosophically or even what kind of music taste she has (her entire profile is like 20 words).

This'll be interesting, go for it blue.

[BlueTsunami]

Post the texts, please.

first some context. She originally asked who's the muffin man which obviously turned into jokes about eating pussy. Now to a quick back and forth, can't post more.out of sheer embarrassment ...

Me: Now you really want to know who the muffin man is? Lmao

Her: Yes i really want u to tell me hun

Me: I'm the muffin man, what'd you think about that?

Her: Do u really want me to think about? ? ? ?      mmmmmmm

Well im curious na

I'm the muffin man

No joke, you should keep flirting dood. She will fuck you silly.

I hang at my cousins place too from time to time, especially during the Holidays. The big fear right now, if this blows up in my face, is I walk through the threshold of her apartment, lady is chillin right there with my cousin and her and my cousin start singing 'Do you know the muffin man?'. It would be a fuck this gay earth moment for me.

The reward of big ass tayties is seemingly directly proportional to how badly this could turn out

I think blue and I live in an alternate reality. I had some witty/nearly flirty banter with this petite blond, Jewish woman on okcupid and she sort of misinterpreted what I said and agreed to go out with me. She's 31 (I'm 24) and she has a PhD and a real job but I really don't have any idea what she does or what she believes politically/philosophically or even what kind of music taste she has (her entire profile is like 20 words).

This'll be interesting, go for it blue.

She sounds hot. Hope it works out. In my case, I guess I'll keep embarrassing myself. To what end I don't know.

[Flannel Boy]

three-hour exams need to be banned. Even with all that time, I could have added so much more law.

PS: why are there so many good looking women at law school
PPS: related, why don't i ever attend class.

[Huff]

three-hour exams need to be banned. Even with all that time, I could have added so much more law.

PS: why are there so many good looking women at law school
PPS: related, why don't i ever attend class.

poli sci students with no job options that havent found a rich hubby yet.

[chronovore]

Yesterday my kids were watching a nationally broadcast kids show, here in Japan. The guests were a "boy band," Fudanjuku.

Fudanjuku is actually a girl band in male drag, so the female hosts of the show, all children, dressed up in male drag to celebrate. Genderqueer roleplay on kids programs. I don't know whether to cheer or laugh or smh.

 :stfu :usavich

[brawndolicious]

Everything in that post made sense.

[Phoenix Dark]

Good to see Japan recognizes the importance of desegregating the sexism of the "boy band"

[Himu]

Yesterday my kids were watching a nationally broadcast kids show, here in Japan. The guests were a "boy band," Fudanjuku.

Fudanjuku is actually a girl band in male drag, so the female hosts of the show, all children, dressed up in male drag to celebrate. Genderqueer roleplay on kids programs. I don't know whether to cheer or laugh or smh.

 :stfu :usavich

[Flannel Boy]

three-hour exams need to be banned. Even with all that time, I could have added so much more law.

PS: why are there so many good looking women at law school
PPS: related, why don't i ever attend class.

poli sci students with no job options that havent found a rich hubby yet.

That makes no sense.

The Twenty Most Common Majors for the Law School

   1. Political Science

Cute Girl was a political science major.

Majors with the Highest Acceptance Rate for the Law School
1. Physics
2.     Philosophy
3.    Biology (specialized)

[Huff]

most of the attractive women are going to be in some kind of libral arts major like poli sci.

most poli sci kids go to law school because what the fuck else are they going to do.

how does it not make sense?

[Phoenix Dark]

most poli sci and philosophy majors end up spending x amount of time in school, mass up debt, and can't find a decent job afterwards.

[Huff]

most poli sci and philosophy majors end up spending x amount of time in school, mass up debt, and can't find a decent job afterwards.

and they usually end up in shitty ass law schools and still can't find jobs afterwards

[Madrun Badrun]

ya fuck those people

[Phoenix Dark]

I feel bad for the folks I know in law school. That's some hard ass work. I took one law class (business law) and liked it but had to read a lot of shit; can't imagine having 12 credits of that.

[Huff]

ya fuck those people

i just laugh at them

[Madrun Badrun]

so my supervisor just gave me first name on our paper. 

[Don Flamenco]

most poli sci and philosophy majors end up spending x amount of time in school, mass up debt, and can't find a decent job afterwards.

don't forget sociology majors   

thankfully i'm not in law school debt. 

I will be after my grad school program, but I'll have a job during and after it.

I feel bad for the folks I know in law school. That's some hard ass work. I took one law class (business law) and liked it but had to read a lot of shit; can't imagine having 12 credits of that.

it sucks the first year, especially the first semester.   After that, you know how to read the material, what profs want, and all the legitimate short cuts.  It gets easy because you learn to read, write, and logic like a motherfucker.  After that, it's a battle of wits because you hate it so much.  and by "you," I mean me. 

[G The Resurrected]

So I dragged my ass outta bed this morning to go purchase some stuff at bestbuy. Only to find out my local store closed over night. It was open on sunday, and now its closed for good. There wasn't even a sign up giving an explanation, everything was just gone. What sucks Is I had all of my gaming preorder's there and a few xmas gifts were being shipped to store so that they wouldn't raise eye brows.

I'm on the phone waiting to find out whats gonna happen with the xmas gifts. Talk about an inconvenience!

This along with farting in bed and realizing you didn't fart in bed after some horrible Indian food... This day is just getting better and better.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wait, are you saying you pooped in bed?