Wimmenz b crazy.
I nursed that sweet little baby of mine. But god damn was that shit hard. I don't know how or why anyone would actually enjoy it. It didn't feel good. It felt horrible, and it made me sleepy. I liked bonding with my girl and knowing she was growing because I'm a fucking superhero who makes food out of nothing, but other than that, ughhh. And I was at work so much that I was only nursing her once or twice a day anyway, and hooked up to a fucking machine the rest of the day.
It started getting easier, but then she got teeth. I slowly made less and less until there was nothing left so I had to quit after 8 months. Well unless I wanted to continue because it felt good but no.
I'm sure my view on it is different than most, because the likelihood of women with chronic pain disorders breastfeeding longer than a day are probably slim. I think I'm the only one ever. Plus I was on that ridiculous diet of no dairy by-products because she would get so sick, so I could basically eat meat and fruit and veggies. For 6 months straight. SIX.
And women's views on breastfeeding are the same as George Carlin's views on driving. Anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Anyone nursing less than you must be a horrible mom, and anyone nursing longer than you must be a fucking militant La Leche League bitch. It's all just shit women brag about or say because they think it makes them better than other moms. Because we're generally insufferable cuntbags. I had women telling me I was breastfeeding too long (even after 7 weeks), and other women telling me I needed to stick it out longer WITHOUT ME EVER ASKING THEIR OPINION OR TALKING TO THEM ABOUT IT.
Same for natural birth. I'm a horrible mom or a fucking psycho bitch, depending on what kind of birth the woman judging had or thinks she will have, because I went through 20 something hours of labor without as much as Tylenol, blacked out from pain (because, you know, it hurts when people hug me too hard, so obviously childbirth is probably going to make my body say FUCK YOU), let them put in the epidural cath and give me one dose, and then I let it wear off so I could push. I had a epidural for about an hour. HORRIBLE MOM (if you had a natural birth) or YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY (if you walked into the hospital and got an epidural on your way past the nurse's station). Take your pick.