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« Reply #18960 on: June 23, 2013, 04:22:00 PM »
Because rubber sheets are expensive. 

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« Reply #18961 on: June 23, 2013, 04:22:50 PM »
+1 to adult skill

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« Reply #18962 on: June 23, 2013, 05:04:35 PM »
#StayStrongDemi is trending on Twitter.

Whatever happened, demi? Stay strong.

Holy fucking shit:  :nsfanyone

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« Reply #18963 on: June 23, 2013, 05:33:43 PM »
Those look like adult male legs. The Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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« Reply #18964 on: June 23, 2013, 05:51:45 PM »
 :holeup

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« Reply #18965 on: June 23, 2013, 06:15:17 PM »
:what
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« Reply #18966 on: June 23, 2013, 06:45:53 PM »
 :noah
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #18967 on: June 23, 2013, 08:22:54 PM »
Why dont you guys show that much dedication?
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #18968 on: June 23, 2013, 08:32:06 PM »
How do you know that wasn't me?
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demi

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« Reply #18969 on: June 23, 2013, 08:33:17 PM »
Because I see no dick in that photo.
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Diunx

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« Reply #18970 on: June 23, 2013, 09:02:08 PM »
Went to the Saona Island, got so drunk I lost my cellphone, fuck this day.
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« Reply #18971 on: June 23, 2013, 09:04:57 PM »
I'm spending my evening drawing scantily clad women.

Will post later in the art thread...

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« Reply #18972 on: June 23, 2013, 09:46:42 PM »
I'm spending my evening drawing scantily clad women.

Will post later in the art thread...

Please draw a tall, beautiful and fit woman with auburn hair, perfect 34B breasts, a large ass, and flawless skin. Then kill me.

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« Reply #18973 on: June 23, 2013, 09:49:19 PM »
I'm spending my evening drawing scantily clad women.

Will post later in the art thread...

Please draw a tall, beautiful and fit woman with auburn hair, perfect 34B breasts, a large ass, and flawless skin. Then kill me.
Hmm... send me a pic and I'll think about.

Also, instead of killing you, how about you send me $50 over PayPal for drawing your Fit-Girl?

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« Reply #18974 on: June 23, 2013, 09:51:59 PM »
Pass.

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« Reply #18975 on: June 23, 2013, 11:03:47 PM »
I find the "Tell me about yourself" question in interviews the most awkward and never know what to say which is embarrassing since it should be the easiest. If I jump into my work history it feels like I'm avoiding my personality but if I talk about my personality/personal life its like the worst first date ever. Next time I'm just going to be brutally honest and see how that goes

So tell me about yourself

Well... my name is hampster and I like to watch shonen anime because it is easily digestible and doesn't challenge me. I read genre fiction and tend to buy books based on their covers. I spend several hours a day wondering if my dog's poor leash walking is because I'm not manly enough to "lead" our pack and I listen to a bunch gaming podcast but keep a few non-gaming podcasts in my feed that I never listen to because it relieves some of the guilt I feel for wasting my life.

YOU'RE HIRED!

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« Reply #18976 on: June 23, 2013, 11:58:06 PM »
Been doing a lot of reading about Daoism. No hippy new-age bullshit. Good stuff.

read this
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18977 on: June 24, 2013, 12:05:04 AM »
fuck you breh I had to read it in my first philosophy class :pacspit

we also watched Office Space and The Matrix  :patel
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« Reply #18978 on: June 24, 2013, 12:34:55 AM »
I see there is some 'no true daoist' up in here
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« Reply #18979 on: June 24, 2013, 12:41:20 AM »
I liked it when it was spelt with a t.

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« Reply #18980 on: June 24, 2013, 01:01:15 AM »
I get it, you like the d.

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« Reply #18981 on: June 24, 2013, 09:34:52 AM »
The strongest antidepressant I ever found was Ketamine, Malek. One TINY line had me go from the absolute bottom to tears of joy about being alive within about an hour after insufflation. Felt the mood-enhancing and stabilizing effects for a week after the drip. I've been a huge cheerleader of it ever since. I've saved the lives of two people by enhancing and stabilizing their moods while they were near suicide. Easy to get and very pure in most cases (because most of it is dried into powder/crystals from pharma-grade liquid solution, at least that's how everybody I've ever met who had it obtained it in the first place).

The aftereffects of Ketamine that I've had: Mood enhancement and stabilization. Reintroduction of testosterone, and the fat loss and muscle gain associated thereof. Not a single negative to me thus far at all.

Dosage is the hard part. Too much and you will hit the K-Hole. The most magnificent and uncontrollable place in existence.

Thanks for your advice; I'll ask my shrink about it on Monday. My depression and loneliness haven't this bad since I started taking effexor.

What dosage are you coming down from?

I was taking 225 for a while, then back down to 150. Now my dosage has been reduced to 112, but I'm taking 75.

Euch. I'm on 300 mg + 50 mg of seroquel to help me sleep. Not looking forward to coming off of that.

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« Reply #18982 on: June 25, 2013, 01:42:34 AM »
broke my damn hand tonight, the right pinkie knuckle.  don't punch walls guys.  FML.

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« Reply #18983 on: June 25, 2013, 11:26:22 AM »
:lol

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« Reply #18984 on: June 25, 2013, 11:29:13 AM »
Who breaks their pinky punching a wall? It's the wussiest finger.
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« Reply #18985 on: June 25, 2013, 12:26:49 PM »
should have stabbed the wall with a knife
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« Reply #18986 on: June 25, 2013, 01:20:34 PM »
I got over punching walls year ago.  Same thing with breaking stuff.  Then you just feel stupid afterwards.  I learned my lesson when I got into a fight an SO and I smashed my laptop screen with my foot.

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« Reply #18987 on: June 25, 2013, 01:46:59 PM »
Know what's better, Eschaton?  Shooting at an empty 40.  Now that shit is fun.


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« Reply #18989 on: June 25, 2013, 03:44:54 PM »
Stay strong dude

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« Reply #18991 on: June 25, 2013, 03:53:50 PM »
Damn Wrath sorry to hear that. Is there a way you can get a nurse or caretaker for your parents? Seems like you need to gtfo of Saudi for awhile, but without feeling guilty about your parents' well being.
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« Reply #18992 on: June 25, 2013, 06:11:48 PM »
Wrath, it'll be okay. Try to be nice to yourself.

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« Reply #18993 on: June 25, 2013, 06:31:46 PM »
Wow, I'm just like you but just a lot more pathetic.

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« Reply #18994 on: June 25, 2013, 06:32:53 PM »
Wow, I'm just like you but just a lot more pathetic.

but less gay :shaq
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« Reply #18995 on: June 25, 2013, 06:33:45 PM »
 :jawalrus

Wait, you edited!

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« Reply #18996 on: June 25, 2013, 06:45:26 PM »
You'd be surprised but I'm not into spilling deets online. So you win by forfeit.

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« Reply #18997 on: June 25, 2013, 07:01:54 PM »
Hahaha. Same. I'll keep my mouth shut on this because I'd out-loser every single one of you.
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« Reply #18998 on: June 25, 2013, 07:04:16 PM »
Wrath, basic human worth isn't determined by what, or how much you've produced. You're doing the best you can, but sometimes sabotage yourself. Everyone does this, from time to time. You've got too much pressure on you right now, and all the stuff you usually manage to suppress is shoving its way out. Take a look at it, and then either accept it, or try to change. But you've got to choose one of those, because just reintegrating the stress just shortens your life.

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« Reply #18999 on: June 25, 2013, 07:05:09 PM »
all I'll say is, you got a girl to agree on an engagement.  Even if it didn't last, that's baller as fuck for your age.

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« Reply #19000 on: June 25, 2013, 07:52:34 PM »
Isn't this why you bought an AK?

lol, no.  i don't get why people shoot up places or people out of anger.  it's so disconnected, whenever i've gone to the range it's not like i get anything out, just putting holes in paper...

but yeah mup it's all out of my system now and forever.  i'm fucked in so many ways right now,  i've been working two jobs pulling in a grand a week, and i might need fucking surgery.  I'll know for sure after i see the orthopedic tomorrow morning.

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« Reply #19001 on: June 26, 2013, 12:54:52 PM »
Playing civ last night.  Turns out it was 3AM when I thought it was 11PM.  fuck.

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« Reply #19002 on: June 26, 2013, 01:09:06 PM »
all I'll say is, you got a girl to agree on an engagement.  Even if it didn't last, that's baller as fuck for your age.

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for reals.  she was willing to tie herself down to your dick for the rest of her life.  Must be some good dick!

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« Reply #19003 on: June 26, 2013, 02:46:15 PM »
gotta have love for your own package man, if you don't then who will?  nobody.

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« Reply #19004 on: June 26, 2013, 03:57:47 PM »
just found out that i lost my kitchen job due to this...after 3 years all it took was a split second of stupidity, that's no way to go out.

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« Reply #19005 on: June 26, 2013, 05:47:12 PM »
I think I just pooped out a tape worm :(

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« Reply #19006 on: June 26, 2013, 05:49:14 PM »
I think I just pooped out a tape worm :(

Even your life is  :nsfanyone

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« Reply #19007 on: June 26, 2013, 07:04:56 PM »
wrong thread

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« Reply #19008 on: June 26, 2013, 08:41:39 PM »
"creating a hostile work environment" my ASS, oh the irony of having been the sole victim of a bully cokehead rapist thief and a floppy necked wide eyed bearded canadian cunt for the past two years...not to mention one of the owners who has broken a lawn chair by throwing it across the parking lot, ripped the heavy ass office door of the hinges, and generally screamed at everyone like a god damn lunatic all just over the past month.  not to mention the other owner who would push me around and grab my t shirt.  and me, who everyone loves, had one moment of frustration and decided to walk outside where nobody else was and take it out on the back side of a walk in cooler, so now I'm the bad guy who deserves to lose his job.  I've shed blood, sweat and tears (literally all three) for years at that place, taken overtime pay off the clock and under the table at my regular hourly rate, dropped whatever i was doing and headed over when they needed someone at beck and call, and did anything that was ever asked of me without a single syllable uttered in question or protest.  I've even bitten the bullet when it came to workers compensation claims and bought my own medical supplies at rite aid which I never got paid back for even though I was told I would be.

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« Reply #19009 on: June 26, 2013, 08:43:34 PM »
Forget it, Drew. It's the free market.
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« Reply #19010 on: June 26, 2013, 08:54:40 PM »
oh the irony of having been the sole victim of a bully cokehead rapist thief

It's just good that he didn't rape anyone besides you.

Based on everything you wrote, why'd you stick around? Is the economy that bad in Ohio?

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« Reply #19011 on: June 26, 2013, 09:09:57 PM »
dunno, honestly, other people have asked me the same thing, older cooks I've worked with have told me I'm too good to be slaving away in a kitchen.  this might work out for the better, maybe I'll find something better, maybe even a career.  a couple weeks ago a chef i worked with there who got fired for walking out after a verbal confrontation with the bearded cunt I mentioned earlier offered me a job at his new place where i would start out at 10.50/hr and after a month get a dollar an hour raise...so that's an option but the clock is ticking on that offer for reasons too long winded to want to peck out with my left index finger...

but yeah man the economy is bad, but I think my staying was more of a case of being unable to know where to even start at landing a real job/office type gig in addition to me working long hours and spending my free time needing to relax and recover.

I'm gonna miss a lot of people, it's kind of sad but I've been taking it pretty well considering.  I mean it's not like I broke down over the phone or anything, just told them it is what it is.

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« Reply #19012 on: June 26, 2013, 10:09:46 PM »
That is a shame drew since the job market is still shit.  We're still getting dozens of applications for administrative positions, I still know tons of STEM majors who don't have a job in spite of great resumes, and now I hear all kinds of instances where businesses are slashing hours for part time.  I think 25 hours per week is the number.
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« Reply #19013 on: June 26, 2013, 10:20:24 PM »
yeah at my other job they cut hours to 26 a week and promoted a select few to salary.  it all has to do with how many employees the business has, I think its 100.

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« Reply #19014 on: June 26, 2013, 11:07:45 PM »
Apartment hunting sucks.  Send out 20 emails a day at increasingly shitty fits and still only get like 2 replies back, and never get replies back after the initial replies.  fuck. 

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« Reply #19015 on: June 26, 2013, 11:15:05 PM »
Speaking of finding places to live.

Looks like I'll have enough money by the end of this year or the beginning of next to make a downpayment on a modest house.   :)

#responsibility #growingup

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« Reply #19016 on: June 26, 2013, 11:18:34 PM »
Oh snap, HOUSEWARMING PARTY!

#irresponsibility #drinktilyoupuke

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« Reply #19017 on: June 26, 2013, 11:24:23 PM »
Speaking of finding places to live.

Looks like I'll have enough money by the end of this year or the beginning of next to make a downpayment on a modest house.   :)

#responsibility #growingup

dont fucking buy a house, kiss all your time goodbye

just rent something

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« Reply #19018 on: June 26, 2013, 11:35:58 PM »
Speaking of finding places to live.

Looks like I'll have enough money by the end of this year or the beginning of next to make a downpayment on a modest house.   :)

#responsibility #growingup

dont fucking buy a house, kiss all your time goodbye

just rent something
But what about building equity?

Also, how will a small house in little ol' Greenville, SC eat up all of my time?  ???

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« Reply #19019 on: June 27, 2013, 12:08:35 AM »
Apartment hunting sucks.  Send out 20 emails a day at increasingly shitty fits and still only get like 2 replies back, and never get replies back after the initial replies.  fuck.
Sounds like woman hunting on dating sites.