Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Rufus]

Nothing like waking up with a pinched nerve/sore muscle in your back. Can't stand, sit or turn my torso to the left without pain.

[Madrun Badrun]

Apartment hunting sucks.  Send out 20 emails a day at increasingly shitty fits and still only get like 2 replies back, and never get replies back after the initial replies.  fuck.

Sounds like woman hunting on dating sites.

Atleast woman hunting is fun.  And good crossbow practice as well.

[drew]

Atleast woman hunting is fun.  And good crossbow practice as well.

[Boogie]

Apartment hunting sucks.  Send out 20 emails a day at increasingly shitty fits and still only get like 2 replies back, and never get replies back after the initial replies.  fuck.

You, Malek and Boogie should all get a place so you can go out together and pick up chicks.

Sounds like another golden Bore sitcom idea.

[Joe Molotov]

Apartment hunting sucks.  Send out 20 emails a day at increasingly shitty fits and still only get like 2 replies back, and never get replies back after the initial replies.  fuck.

You, Malek and Boogie should all get a place so you can go out together and pick up chicks.

Sounds like another golden Bore sitcom idea.

Sounds like a great remake of Three's Company. Boogie can be John Ritter, Arvie is Joyce DeWitt, and Malek is Suzanne Somers. You just need Prole to stop be occasionally and play Don Knotts.

[Phoenix Dark]

pawg at work in the lobby reading 50 Shades of Grey 

[Mupepe]

pawg at work in the lobby reading 50 Shades of Grey 

Time to go be assertive

[Joe Molotov]

pawg at work in the lobby reading 50 Shades of Grey 

"How about 50 Shades of Brown?"

 

[Steve Contra]

pawg at work in the lobby reading 50 Shades of Grey 

"How about 50 Shades of Brown?"

 

Sounds like 50 Shades of Grey scat fanfic

[Joe Molotov]

pawg at work in the lobby reading 50 Shades of Grey 

"How about 50 Shades of Brown?"

 

Sounds like 50 Shades of Grey scat fanfic

[Flannel Boy]

I'd read it in the original German.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/roo/3888817084.html

 

[brawndolicious]

Cat and dog friendly, cheap rent, and he sounds like a gay FOB. It looks like the perfect place for you.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yep, just a queen looking to share. 

[Flannel Boy]

Cat and dog friendly, cheap rent, and he sounds like a gay FOB. It looks like the perfect place for you.

Church and Wellesley is a gay neighborhood.

edit: I just read the ad

cats are OK - purrr
dogs are OK - wooof

  

[Raban]

that part isn't written by the user

[Madrun Badrun]

I found an awesome place but it is 100$ to much a month.  Fuck. 

[Flannel Boy]

You can earn an extra $100 at Church and Wellesley.

[Madrun Badrun]

lol

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I'm just going to go for this house.  I think I make about 1600/month after paying tuition.  Apartment is 1200/month and right next to campus.  Even if I have to eat into savings a bit it should be ok for the 16 months of a masters program. 

Toronto bore can I live off of 400/500 a month if I live like a dirty poor?

[Boogie]

Internet included in the rent?

Next to campus, so you don't have to worry about transit.

Yeah, I guess you can live off of that, food-wise. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya that's including utilities, internet, electricity.  The building is 57 Charles at Bay.  Has a gym and pool too. 

[Boogie]

Ah, yes, that is practically right on campus.  My buddy lived just down the street at Vic.

It is unfortunate that you can't find anything cheaper.  When I was living off campus, I was able to pool with four friends and get a suite in a row house that only cost me 525/month.  But those do tend to require going all-in as a group of 3-5 people, so there probably aren't many of them available for just one person.  And I know the price would have gone up a lot in six years, but still.

Sucks that you've had such difficulties on the housing front, dude.

[Madrun Badrun]

Its the dog thing that is the problem.  Roommate would be another masters student too so it must work out moneywise. 

[Boogie]

ah, right.

[CajoleJuice]

1200/mo lmao. i know someone who makes a lot more than you who lives in toronto in a 600/mo apartment.

[drew]

the painkillers have thus far been suppressing any feelings about losing my job or breaking my hand, realized this fact when i woke up this morning, gonna have to deal with it eventually though...

[Madrun Badrun]

Hey, aunty,

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[Phoenix Dark]

Was it regular sex Wrath, or did she want to preserve her maidenhead?

[Steve Contra]

Oral and inter course and neither of them ever wore scarves so.

Unpack this sentence

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Rahxephon91]

Anyone got a quick way to rip dvds to ipad?

[Verdigris Murder]

the painkillers have thus far been suppressing any feelings about losing my job or breaking my hand, realized this fact when i woke up this morning, gonna have to deal with it eventually though...

Dude, how did you break your hand?  Was it playing squash? If it was, then I can sortof relate; I thrashed a serious bully tonight at squash. A tall fat imposing twat is probably what I whispered when I knew he couldn't hear.
I'm 5'7 and he's 6ft plus, but I was quicker, and tougher.

I'd mostliely have sex apart for the fact that I have no-one. I don't feel great for being alone. And I really want to have children.

[Madrun Badrun]

Drew is a massive squash player.

You don't need to be with someone to have children; playgrounds are full of them.

[etiolate]

Sitting around waiting for Neil Gaiman to sign books so i am posting on the bore. Bored


#Whitewhine

[Robo]

Oral and inter course and neither of them ever wore scarves so.

I'm confused—are you saying she was shaved?

[Joe Molotov]

Sitting around waiting for Neil Gaiman to sign books so i am posting on the bore. Bored


#Whitewhine

Have you read his new book yet? I didn't know it was out until I saw it today at the bookstore.

[chronovore]

Anyone got a quick way to rip dvds to ipad?

http://handbrake.fr

[chronovore]

Dude, how did you break your hand?  Was it playing squash? If it was, then I can sortof relate; I thrashed a serious bully tonight at squash. A tall fat imposing twat is probably what I whispered when I knew he couldn't hear.
I'm 5'7 and he's 6ft plus, but I was quicker, and tougher.

I'd mostliely have sex apart for the fact that I have no-one. I don't feel great for being alone. And I really want to have children.

Wait, but don't you have children? What happened to that woman you were with who caught you smoking weed in the backyard or whatever?

Careful, Verdigris! AWESOME-O is calling you out for misrepresenting yourself on The Bore!

[G The Resurrected]

My Logitech mouse decided to die, thinking it would take me off the computer. HAHA nope that didn't work.

Lookin into getting some new cell phones, can't decide on a carrier sadly. Don't know if I want to stay with Sprint of flee to another company. This deal for an HTC one for $80 plus $100 google play money, plus $25 google play from HTC, and a trade in credit of $100 is almost too good to not take. But that doesn't make me feel any better about being stuck in a contract for 2 years with Sprint.

[drew]

Dude, how did you break your hand?

tried to put my fist through a metal walk in cooler

feeling a lot better today, last night i went to a funeral then out to dinner which was pushing it, felt like my hand was a balloon filling up any empty space in the cast cutting off my circulation, which was really frustrating.

[T234]

I've changed so much in the past little bit. I used to view myself as a fat, lonely, miserable, depressed to the point of always being on the verge of suicide loser. Didn't matter if I had 10,000 bux in my pocket, I knew I was gonna snort it all.

I kicked a coke habit that would kill ten Canadians or half a Mexican.

Then I discovered an effective antidepressant, Ketamine.

Then I met a milf whom is all over me. As it turns out, a 27 year old man who don't get tired, whom is not a minute man (I can go as long as I want), and who eats pussy as eagerly as he eats the insides of a melted ice cream sandwich is a rare thing in today's America.



One thing I have learned, gents, the parts of the world that tell you to eat shit, their words mean less than the ashes falling off the end of my blunt of New York City Diesel.

Those who think their shit don't stink are not even worthy of a second of your time or thoughts. Especially if they come from the same shitty town as you.

I let somebody emotionally abuse me every time I saw them, because I got blackout drunk at their wedding reception (6 fucking months ago) and apparently ruined it (I don't even drink in bars after that incident). I have come to realize that I should not have let her speak to me like that. I didn't get hateful with her or anyone else at the reception. I do not deserve vitriol every time I saw an individual just for getting too drunk in the wrong place at the wrong time. A little badmouthing? I deserve that. But there is a fucking line, and she crosses it every fucking time that I see her. The next time she starts in on me Imma tell her "Look, I deserve a little harassment over getting drunk and sounding like a lunatic at you wedding reception. But the next time you mention the lady I am seeing, I'm gonna say some words that will hurt you bad just to see how much you like it."

And I can do it too. Ask Malek and Jaybo.


The moral of this story, don't let the words of people run ya down.


And with that, I'm off to go smoke blunts of all-world NYC Diesel and AK-47 with the aforementioned lady, and give her a fucking to match.

[demi]

 

[Diunx]

What's with this board and suicide? you are all rich motherfuckers living in the first world grow a pair.

[ZephyrFate]

http://i.imgur.com/lUBz7KB.jpg

The Dream Reprisal's cover is done, just needs a text tweak at the top but this is what my artist came up with. The cover makes more sense after reading the first book, where the Baphomet is a featured character (although a minor one).

[Diunx]

So I just got an Email from my courier company saying that I received a camera, thing is I dind't buy a camera so this is obviously a mistake from their part.

Now I don't know which voice to listen to, the badass little demon with it's heavy metal hair telling me to keep it or the faggy little angel that looks like a young Mel Brooks telling me to inform the company about their mistake.

[Rufus]

Is keeping it even possible?

[Diunx]

I would think so.

[Joe Molotov]

How awesome is the camera?

[Mupepe]

How awesome is the camera?

Yeah this is pretty much the only relevant question

[Diunx]

Lol dunno gonna go today and fuck it I'm keeping it! Nothing good ever happens to me so might as well make some much needed cash out of a big company's mistake.

[Mupepe]

Lol dunno gonna go today and fuck it I'm keeping it! Nothing good ever happens to me so might as well make some much needed cash out of a big company's mistake.

[Brehvolution]

Lol dunno gonna go today and fuck it I'm keeping it! Nothing good ever happens to me so might as well make some much needed cash out of a big company's mistake.

[Rufus]

Dunno how it works in your country, but unless it works entirely without a paper trail when you pick it up then there's at least the possibility of proving that you received the package. If it had been left in front of your door then you could have claimed innocence.

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe you thought it was a free gift for being a swell guy?

[Huff]

I've somehow turned into the office IT guy as we switch operating systems. We have actual IT people here, both our IT and the new OS system company people. Stop asking me. All I know how to do is ctrl alt delete and end task

[Diunx]

Lol the Cardinal just called the new US ambassador a taco, never change catholic church, smfh

[Diunx]

If the company calls me up I just say I have a cousin in Miami that sends me cellphones, games etc that he no longer needs and assumed the camera came from him.

[Brehvolution]

I've somehow turned into the office IT guy as we switch operating systems. We have actual IT people here, both our IT and the new OS system company people. Stop asking me. All I know how to do is ctrl alt delete and end task

We IT people appreciate that.


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[ZephyrFate]

My fourth book is now in paperback. Four books in two years... and I have so much more to write.