Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Squiddy]

I thought your mom was white?

Having seen exodus' pics, I can safely say he is 100% brown.

[Phoenix Dark]

I thought your mom was white?

Having seen exodus' pics, I can safely say he is 100% brown.

having seen pictures of exodus's entire family (minus his mom) I disagree. He has pawg blood.

[Phoenix Dark]

Exo let me be your brother-in-law. Introduce me to your sister


that way your dad can come to the US for the wedding and you won't have to go to SA to see him. the plan is fool proof

[Squiddy]

Ain't no Moroccan 

[Phoenix Dark]

Ain't no Moroccan 

Moroccan, SA...they're all Arabials.

[chronovore]

we all have our niche to fill

Or a sink.

[Himu]

Which Jungle Julia pic should I go for my avatar?

The classic Himu avatar?



I don't think this would translate well to verticality



Another old pick!



I like this.



My hero.

[Himu]

my feelings were actually hurt when tarantino said dp is his worst movie.

[Himu]

Completely agreed on Kill Bill 1 and 2.

2 is fantastic, though.

Disagree on DP. Enjoy both halves.

I said before Kubrick is my fave director but it may just be Tarantino.

[Phoenix Dark]

my feelings were actually hurt when tarantino said dp is his worst movie.

but...isn't it? Maybe Kill Bill 2 is worse but I haven't seen it in ages. DP is great tho

Jungle Julia omg. How the hell didn't she get more roles after that.

[Himu]

Volume 2 is not the worst Tarantino. Volume 2 is bees knees. Badass flick.

Inglorious Basterds > Jackie Brown = Pulp Fiction > Death Proof > Volume 2 > Reservoir Dogs > Django > Volume 1

[Phoenix Dark]

see, I'm not crazy. Inglorious Basterds is his best film


too bad it won't go down like that, since Pulp Fiction "matters" more or whatever.

[Himu]

see, I'm not crazy. Inglorious Basterds is his best film


too bad it won't go down like that, since Pulp Fiction "matters" more or whatever.

I think real Tarantino fans and not just the Pulp Fiction hos agree it's his best movie. Pulp is so good though that I don't blame people for thinking it is, however.

[Himu]

Django isn't that good in comparison to rest of Tarantino's oeuvre but I mean, it's still wicked awesome with great scenes. I've enjoyed every Tarantino directed film though. I'm such a Tarantino slut!!!

Sally Menke :rip He really needs an editor that will compliment him like she did but I don't think she's replaceable in any esteem.

[brob]

Don't think I don't see u with your list of old white men, exodus.

Don't think I don't see The Hollywood Canon rubbin on your prostate with it's pink penis.

[Phoenix Dark]

Man I wish I saw Django in the theater, all the stories I've heard were classic. One of my friends went to see it and he said the white people were scared to laugh, but there was one white guy laughing at EVERYTHING alongside the black people in the audience

[Broseidon]

Watching Tarantino flicks at the pictures is a riot. My best cinema-going experiences have been IB and Django.

[Himu]

Man I wish I saw Django in the theater, all the stories I've heard were classic. One of my friends went to see it and he said the white people were scared to laugh, but there was one white guy laughing at EVERYTHING alongside the black people in the audience

This is why it's hard for to put Django so low. I think it prolly should be above RD. The theater experience for Django was so good that you could have easily overlooked its flaws.

[Himu]

It's not that I dislike Volume 1. I watched it a billion times while waiting for Volume 2 dvd to come out in our college dorm. It's just not as good as his other films. It's not as tight, nor focused. But thinking of it, I may put that over RD as well.

I guess I could settle with RD being his worst movie. Taking place in only one location limits the film highly. While this is novel on the first watch, it makes rewatches not as fun because a huge element of Tarantino films are easter eggs and figuring stuff out. Once you've seen RD, there's not much to offer but a quirky and fun flick.

[Himu]

I've seen each Tarantino film so many times it's not even funny. I like all of his films highly. Even his "weakest" film would make a lesser director be jelly.

[Himu]

Ditto.

[Mupepe]

RD is definitely his worst movie.  But picking Tarantino's worst movie is like trying to decide which angle of Salma Hayek's tits make me less hard

[Himu]

[TVC15]

RD is definitely his worst movie.  But picking Tarantino's worst movie is like trying to decide which angle of Salma Hayek's tits make me less hard

You trippin'.

[Phoenix Dark]

just witnessed the weirdest shit at work. A dude at work really likes one of the interns, who is sort of the "laugh at everyone's jokes" type of intern. Anyway I walked in on them chilling in a break room, and overheard him creepily telling a story about how Shirley Temple married some dude at the age of 15, and they had a doll room connected to the back of the house where he would fuck her. Then as she nervously laughed and said "wow...I didn't know that. That's screwed up lol.." he said "I actually bought a house that has a doll room. It doesn't have any dolls though, obviously."


Then he saw me and was like "oh hey Phoenix did you hear that about Shirley Temple?" I shook my head and headed out the door, and the intern bolted out too. I gave her the  look and she laughed. I dunno what it is about new young chicks that makes dudes say the stupidest shit. Just yesterday I overheard a higher up mentioning he is going to his "summer house by the water" for July 4th...like ten times within a couple minutes.

[Himu]

That story scares me. You work with creeps.

[TVC15]

That doesn't sound any worse than the discussions I have at work, really.

I've 100% had conversations about Jerry Lee Lewis (who is awesome) fucking his 13 year old cousin while reading the bible in an open office complex.

[Madrun Badrun]

"Did that guy who was talking about Jerry Lee Lewis fucking his 13 year old cousin have a giant piss stain on his pants?"   

[TVC15]

I only pissed my pants once and that was like a week ago!

[Positive Touch]

That doesn't sound any worse than the discussions I have at work, really.

I've 100% had conversations about Jerry Lee Lewis (who is awesome) fucking his 13 year old cousin while reading the bible in an open office complex.

the son of one of the guys who used to play with jerry lee lewis just quit my job a few weeks ago. unsurprisingly he had a lot of issues with being ordered around by women. 

[TVC15]

I'm not even a JLL fan, but this biography is one of the best I've read. He was a fucked up dude:

http://www.amazon.com/Hellfire-The-Jerry-Lewis-Story/dp/0802135668

[Phoenix Dark]

I just thought it was jarring, and another case of dudes saying crazy shit to young women. In my experience I've found that many guys mistake a girl being nice for=girl wanting to fuck them.

[TVC15]

But cmon, PD, I've known you for years. You can't tell me you've never done anything creepy like that.You're only a few notches above Olimario in the creep factor.

[TVC15]

okay, maybe that was mean.

[Squiddy]

I just thought it was jarring, and another case of dudes saying crazy shit to young women. In my experience I've found that many guys mistake a girl being nice for=girl wanting to fuck them.

No shit sherlock.

[Phoenix Dark]

okay, maybe that was mean.

 

In real life though? Nah...I treat women the same as everyone else: like regular people. And I take considerable pleasure in ignoring blatant flirt jobs where a coworker tries to trick people into helping her do shit, get promotions, etc. Fuck that.

[Joe Molotov]

Watching Tarantino flicks at the pictures is a riot. My best cinema-going experiences have been IB and Django.

I went to see Kill Bill Vol. 1 with two of my super-conservative friends from college, and afterwards they were legit shook, talking about how they needed to go home and pray and read the Bible and stuff.

I was rolling. Best Tarantino movie ever for that alone.

[Kara]

It is feasible, and my dad legitimately wants to live in the US. My mother, on the other hand, doesn't speak english very well and is very close with her family. And wanted to be around my grandparents since they were getting ill. Now both my grandparents passed away, which only made her want to stay around my aunt, they are very close and she just had her own children, which my mom wants to see grow up.

It's a very delicate situation, and I'm trying to figure out how to handle it. And of course I'd love for my parents to just move to the US, but it is a very complex situation and I'd be very selfish to just try to make them do that instead.

I'm sorry to hear about that, breh. It's tough to weigh your own future and happiness against that of your family's (if you give a shit about that sort of thing).

I don't have much of an extended family (all of my grandparents were sort of the black sheep of their respective families, or driven from them by Europeans trying to destroy the known world), so that's something that sits in the back of my own mind.

[Kara]

One of my client's gave me an unnegotiated raise in my rate. 

Now I have to work even harder for them. 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

While I was outside today, I saw this woman and she was wearing shorts so short they may as well been underwear. I've seen this a couple of times before and it's kinda ridiculous.



But this girl was a PAWG 

[Positive Touch]

One of my client's gave me an unnegotiated raise in my rate. 

Now I have to work even harder for them. 

  drop those trousers, boy

[chronovore]

Don't get why yall dislike KB1 so much

KB1's good, it's just not as good as the rest of his work. I know there's talk about KB3 coming, but the leaked script from Kill Bill's initial production, before it was split into two for-profit centers, was a better, more coherent work.

I just thought it was jarring, and another case of dudes saying crazy shit to young women. In my experience I've found that many guys mistake a girl being nice for=girl wanting to fuck them.

"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."

One of my client's gave me an unnegotiated raise in my rate. 

Now I have to work even harder for them. 

No, it just means you have been doing good work.

[Madrun Badrun]

Or that your client wants to entice you into a kinky rent boy situation. 

[Kara]

I feel like that would be a mutually beneficial relationship, given my confession earlier itt about basically being one in every romantic relationship I've ever been in.

[Kara]

It's one of my parents' birthdays this week and they're still going easy on me for obvious reasons, so they said that since they'd never been to Olive Garden in their life, as a gag, I could take them there for their birthday dinner.

THEN MY G.D. SIBLING told them that the Olive Garden was gross, so my parent called and said, "I know I said you could take me to Olive Garden, but your sibling says it's gross so we're going to have to scratch that idea."

I have half a mind to give PD my sibling's Faceyb for this impudence. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Bro I eat Taco Bell, I sure as hell fuck with some braised beef tort when it shows up to my door step.

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bout once a year it gets catered at work

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[G The Resurrected]

Lost a hdd a few months back and realized a large portion of my personal pictures/videos was on the drive and since my stupid WD my cloud didn't correctly back it up it's all lost. I knew the hdd was dead, but I thought it was all backed up since the software had said backed up and the date of the backup. I'm almost devastated at the amount of stuff I lost that didn't get backed up. Why the hell did I pay for something like this when it doesn't even fucking work? I even lost my early portfolio stuff before gethub, it wasn't my best stuff thankfully.

I'm looking into getting a backup service right now.

[Kara]

Good. You should never eat at Olive Garden. Even as a joke.

MFer you have no idea how much GD money I have to spend on meals for holidays that you don't have to host until you're married. THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY ONE REPRIEVE.  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

Woke up with a stomach ache and went to the bathroom. Upon sitting on the toilet I let forth a massive wet dump, like dropping a mossy boulder into a running river, followed by more wet shotgun bursts. My roommate was in the front room and yelled out "are you ok man...?" After I finished I tried to just quietly slunk into my room but not before my roommate said "normally I don't say anything but that sounded like a shit someone makes after they die."

As I said earlier today, I had White Castle for lunch

[Kara]

[Himu]

Ew

[Kara]

So I'm late night texting with that person I kind of work with again (What the fuck are you doing breh? -Ed. ) and they just sent me texts meant for someone else that consisted of a conversation about trying to figure out what the fuck I was saying in my texts to the person I kind of work with. (It was a Biblical reference.)

e: lmao they tried to play it off like they weren't doing that. Mind games brehs.

[Himu]

Lol

[toku]

You have to stop playing the game to win.

[Shadow Mod]

I shouldn't have taken that nap. 

[chronovore]

Or that your client wants to entice you into a kinky rent boy situation.

[StealthFan]

i too awoke to awful intestinal pain this morning and quickly dropped a deuce. I had the shits pretty bad today actually.

[Kara]

You have to stop playing the game to win.

But I don't play to win, I just play to play. Wanting to win is for people who give a shit, I'm just here to amuse myself.

Related story: the mother of my best friend in high school loved to cook but I never found her cooking to be very good. However, everyone else in the world seemed to love her cooking and my parents always taught me to mind my place in the world so I would always play along with the charade even though I hated doing so. (Also, you know, her family was decent enough to invite me into their home and offer me dinner on a regular basis.) Her cooking was the core of her pride (and ego) despite having many other things in life she could be proud of.

Several years later my high school best friend was marrying his high school sweetheart and I was literally the most fucking piece of shit person I've ever been in my fucking piece of shit life. To save some bucks they threw the rehearsal dinner in his parents' backyard which meant his mother would be cooking. So at the dinner (which was 150~ people I want to say) I went out of my way to not eat his mother's cooking and just drank beer because I knew that it would rub her the wrong way despite the fact I was just 1 fucking jerk in a sea of people, many of whom were family she rarely saw because they lived in BFE. I knew her that well that I could push her buttons like that and I did.

So like 2 hours into the dinner his mom got so mad at me for not eating her food that she went and found my mom (I took my mom to their wedding, no judge pls, I wasn't going to take some flavor of the month I was dating at the time instead, that might have given them the wrong impression and made my casual relationship more complicated more quickly than I would have liked and forced me to end it sooner) and told her that she didn't invite me to the rehearsal dinner so that I could "drink my dinner." My mom went and found me at the wedding party's table having a good time and relayed the message to me but didn't quite understand the sheer rancor my high school best friend's mother displayed towards my behavior and that moment was one of perfect .

e: The last wedding I went to I was p. responsible and helped out in a time of need. #solidarity #growingpains

[brawndolicious]

You were getting drunk at a wedding and denying any free food? I've been a pretty loathsome antisocial person at one point in my life but I have to commend your dedication.

[Shadow Mod]

That story needs to be next to "petty as fuck" in the dictionary.