Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Mr. Gundam]

Sounds good, although I hope the 'designers' you're working with do a little bit of what you do as well.

They don't do the initial research or investigation, but storyboarding and such is a big group thing in the real world. Kinda weird doing all these projects in isolation when that's not how it really works. Just like everything.

[bork]

"Hi, I have a problem with my iPhone.  I'm getting messages that are blank and from 1969.  Also my calendar entries are appearing in duplicate."

Do some standard troubleshooting and ask her to check her Email.

"Oh, I don't have any of those messages or calendar entries right now.  I deleted them all and haven't gotten any since."

[chronovore]

I can't imagine having a job where its description is almost literally "deal with other people's incompetence all day."

[I'm a Puppy!]

I can't imagine having a job where its description is almost literally "deal with other people's incompetence all day."

Chrono, I hate to break this to you, but in the end, that is nearly EVERY job out there.

[chronovore]

I can't imagine having a job where its description is almost literally "deal with other people's incompetence all day."

Chrono, I hate to break this to you, but in the end, that is nearly EVERY job out there.

 
Working in game development, the problems were rarely incompetence. It was more commonly responsibility and communication that bit us in the ass. Bullshit marketing deadlines were also frequently a problem, but getting into why marketing people cause problems would require its own thread and the rest of my week.

[I'm a Puppy!]

See? I'd just say you're biased and don't notice the incompetence all around you.

[chronovore]

See? I'd just say you're biased and don't notice the incompetence all around you.

To be honest, I felt like the big problem in Japan was being pressured into utter conformity and having little room for exploration. In the USA it was down to unrealistic expectations on milestones. But as I review cases in my memory, yeah, there were people who just fail-fail-failed. Not many, but enough.


I'm feeling like Bork's job is just nothing more than "HERE'S WHY I SUCK, NOW FIX IT. YOU'LL BE DOING THIS AGAIN WITH ME NEXT WEEK, BTW."

[bork]

See? I'd just say you're biased and don't notice the incompetence all around you.

To be honest, I felt like the big problem in Japan was being pressured into utter conformity and having little room for exploration. In the USA it was down to unrealistic expectations on milestones. But as I review cases in my memory, yeah, there were people who just fail-fail-failed. Not many, but enough.


I'm feeling like Bork's job is just nothing more than "HERE'S WHY I SUCK, NOW FIX IT. YOU'LL BE DOING THIS AGAIN WITH ME NEXT WEEK, BTW."

Nah, not everyone.  Where I am is pretty chill for the most part and not everyone who calls is that stupid.  I just like to post about the most ridiculous ones.   

That said, I am constantly amazed how many people who call could have resolved their own problems if they just googled it.  Sometimes you'll get even the most basic of "issues," like an application icon being unpinned from the taskbar.  The people who call about this don't know that it's called "the taskbar," however, so I guess it might be hard looking it up. 

[Samson Manhug]

If people solved their own problems by Googling, 90% of IT would be out of a job.

[bork]

If people solved their own problems by Googling, 90% of IT would be out of a job.

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[Brehvolution]

If people solved their own problems by Googling, 90% of IT would be out of a job.

If people could diagnose their own ailment by using WebMD, 90% of doctors would be out of a job. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Can't do it with a doctor either







However I sell this black salve that will just burn the cancer away.

[Atramental]

Found out today from one of my artist friends that he might be working on something for Sam Hyde. 

[nudemacusers]

restock season. always nice to get 25% off.

[bork]

Receptionist: "My printer is broken and now it says 'replace roller.'  Our desktop guy up here is out of the office this week, too.  I really need my printer fixed!"

Me: "OK, I'll put a ticket in for you, but it may be a while before someone can get to it.  Is there another printer nearby that you can use in the meantime?"

Receptionist: "Well...I can just use the one right behind me."

...

 

[fistfulofmetal]

I'm about to fall into deep hole of video game LP

I just bought this:

http://data-discs.com/products/therevengeofshinobi

[fistfulofmetal]

Anyone delve into the world of turntables and LP?

I got a basic turntable for X-Mas and it's pretty basic stuff. I kind of want something a little better. I was thinking that maybe in a month or two I would go with this:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008872SIO/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_0xXOybC8SG3GB

and get these speakers to dedicate to it:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016P9HJIA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl

[Momo]

for all the dudes in here - nail care, what do you do? how the fuck do i manage this, my nails look like shit.

[Purrp Skirrp]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002HK2GWG/

When she invites u to finger blast but then sees ur talons

[Atramental]

A number from Egypt called my cell phone just now. wtf? 

[Joe Molotov]

A number from Egypt called my cell phone just now. wtf? 

[chronovore]

Just drank some coffee for the first time in a decade or so.

I know it's supposed to be an acquired taste but damn this shit is heavy and tastes weird. And I'm not even sure I brewed it right. I think I did but I'll practice some more (Aeropress + Hario Skerton mill).

Edit: okay it looks like I didn't use enough coffee grind. I used one scoop but the guide says one and a half of fine grind and suggests you'll probably want to use more than that. I thought it was weird because it seemed a bit too light, the color at least.

Coffee, just like any other kind of cooking, is just science. If you have instructions, follow them. There are also plenty of YouTubes out there on AeroPress variants. I use the inverted method exclusively.

To brew.

I don't drink while inverted, that'd get coffee in my nose.

[Atramental]

Being the gambling addict that I am... I put the Egyptian numbers down on a powerball ticket. Let's see if I win the $310 Million jackpot tonight. 

[Kara]

A number from Egypt called my cell phone just now. wtf? 

Just because you don't call your mummy that doesn't mean that she can't call you.

[team filler]

A number from Egypt called my cell phone just now. wtf? 

The ol' Egyptian pharaoh scam 

[Madrun Badrun]

Dear Sir:

I'm the rightful ruler of Egypt and I'm currently in need of money to find the body of my husband brother who was murdered by my other brother so that I can resurrect him and restore him to the throne.  Once this is done we can reward you with eternal life or a trireme full of jews your choice.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Set Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

God-Queen Isis

[Madrun Badrun]

I forgot it was a phone call and not an email

[Brehvolution]

Oh man, it could have been this guy....

[bork]

Oh man, it could have been this guy....

The Jerky Boys

[Brehvolution]

"And then, for encore, I choke some of the staff...."

[Madrun Badrun]

If the dark lords named in jinxed, and saying causes a bunch of high ranking death eaters to pop up, why wouldn't you use that to ambush them?

[Momo]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002HK2GWG/

When she invites u to finger blast but then sees ur talons

I'll fuck this up, 100%. My shit is all sorts of different lengths and ughness, I tend to bite when I study/work. I'm going to see a professional friends 

[PlayDat]

The movers finally delivered my furniture to my new apartment this week.  The next day I got a call from one of their reps asking me to rate the service.  I didn't like how I had to spend more than a week in my new place without much of my belongings, but my policy on customer service evaluations is to either stay mum or give positive feedback.  I wouldn't want to be the reason someone got fired, missed a bonus, or faced some other employment repercussion.  Since I was caught off guard, I gave the delivery people the best possible rating in every category.  On the third day I got another call from them.  They added me to their customer appreciation program .  The program gives you the chance to enter sweepstakes to win home appliances and gift cards in exchange for posting positive reviews on various websites.  Each review increases your chance of winning.  The prizes aren't particularly appealing to me and there's no way I'm giving them free advertising.  They had me sleeping on the floor for a week and a half because they had my bed among other things.

[Valkyrie]

What were they even doing with your stuff for a week? Moving drugs across the border?

[CatsCatsCats]

I feel like Chris O'Dowd would be good in a marvel movie... no idea who he could play tho. 🤔

[fistfulofmetal]

It's a holiday and all my clients are closed so I came into the company office which I basically never go to and it's fuckin empty. If nobody shows up by like 1 or 2 i'm outta here.

[bork]

where the fuck is himu

i need axe some questions about art

Left the forum (again).  Last I saw, she posted on Twitter that she was tired of arguing about video games on forums or whatever. 

[Rufus]

I'd be too, if I put as much energy into it as she does.

[PlayDat]

What were they even doing with your stuff for a week? Moving drugs across the border?

They were most likely doing other pickups and deliveries in between.  After my stuff got picked up, I found out that the company I made the agreement with doesn't actually handle physically moving any items.  Their service just connects customers with movers.  I got billed once over the phone when I set the pickup appointment and wrote a money order to another party upon delivery.  It's a strange, expensive, and inefficient process.  Next time I move, everything gets shoved in my own car.

[chronovore]

I'd be too, if I put as much energy into it as she does.

I like dealing with her on the twitters and facebook much more than here. She and I had a mano-a-mano about her preemptive hatred for Red Dead Redemption back in the day, I thought I was going to end up blocking her. I'm stoked that she's finding more hope and peace elsewhere.

[Quaker]

I feel like Chris O'Dowd would be good in a marvel movie... no idea who he could play tho. 🤔

They'd probably waste him on a throwaway role like Martin Freeman or Sam Rockwell.

[Huff]

where the fuck is himu

i need axe some questions about art

Left the forum (again).  Last I saw, she posted on Twitter that she was tired of arguing about video games on forums or whatever.

lol she's such a drama queen

All over some deserved Nintendo hate

[bork]

where the fuck is himu

i need axe some questions about art

Left the forum (again).  Last I saw, she posted on Twitter that she was tired of arguing about video games on forums or whatever.

lol she's such a drama queen

All over some deserved Nintendo hate

She also said that she now wasn't going to buy a Switch at launch.     I don't blame her, though.  She said she wanted to work through the 3DS library first.

[CatsCatsCats]

http://happyvalleystation.com/e-San-Thai

Gonna eat here today, what should I get?

[Brehvolution]

I would try the tomyumm

[Atramental]

Such a beautiful day outside. 

A shame I have to spend the rest of it inside and finish up some boring, non-fullfilling design work.

[bork]

Another fun story from the Service Desk:

I get an Email from a secretary that says "[So and so] is getting new furniture delivered today.  Can someone come up and help set everything up for him?"  I email her back and tell her that she needs to contact office services for that kind of thing.

She then calls back, pissed off:

Her: "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTOOD MY EMAIL.  HE NEEDS HELP SETTING UP HIS PC THING AND PRINTER!"
Me: "Oh, OK.  So he's getting a new PC and printer and needs help with it?"
Her: "NO!!  HE HAS THAT THING!  THAT DESKTOP THING!"
Me: "So he's getting a desktop computer?"
Her: "NOOOO!!!  THAT DESKTOP THING!!  THE THING ON HIS DESK WITH MONITORS AND A PRINTER HOOKED UP!"
Me: 
Me: "Do you mean a docking station?  Is he getting a new laptop then?"
Her: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ABOUT THAT!?  HE'S GETTING NEW FURNITURE AND NEEDS HELP MOVING HIS EQUIPMENT OFF THE OLD DESK AND SETTING IT BACK UP ON THE NEW ONE!!!!"

...

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE?

[Joe Molotov]

He needs help installing DEREK SMART'S DESKTOP COMMANDER.

[bork]

He needs help installing DEREK SMART'S DESKTOP COMMANDER.

If I could say whatever I wanted to:

Me: derek smart Dererk Smart DEREK SMART
Her: What?!?
Me: *hangs up*
 

[Kara]

Why the hell do people in tech (in my field) put incriminating stuff in emails? Surely if there's one group on the planet that would know email is not a secure form of communication, it would be people in tech, right?

[Mupepe]

evidence-mail.

[Phoenix Dark]

Because deep down they want to be caught.

[Madrun Badrun]

Because deep down they want to be caught.

Like posting online to ease oneself of one's Popeye's guilt

[CatsCatsCats]

Bought that bike -- when my insurance ran the VIN turns out it's a 750 and the shop was mistaken -- still really wanted it so I just had them knock a couple hundred off and order me a part it needs (passenger foot pegs) on the house. Less displacement but hey, more gas mileage and cheaper insurance! It's got plenty of get up, really fun to have a motorcycle again 😎

[nudemacusers]

really glad to see the fashion industry finally step up in a real way:

[Atramental]

Had a dream last night that I was on Pluto and throwing methane snowballs at my astronaut buddies. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I had the same dream

spoiler (click to show/hide)

then I grew up

[close]

[Momo]

Going to make coconut and oat waffles with a new fruit compote recipe I saw this weekend Also I took some measurements and I'm up on where I was last year   I like cooking so much but I get carried away sometimes Back to a 4 week detox after this weekend I guess

[Madrun Badrun]

It is the best country, if all your gold bars have swastikas on them.   

[Kara]