Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Momo]

Okay so a real kink of mine, I used to be into extreme domination/humiliation stuff    I doubt I'll ever get the chance to rekindle that as you need a pretty open and submissive partner.

[Raist]

It's just that your one example strikes me as something that would only gross out people who think that Catwoman's hipsway in the last Batman game makes them literally shake from the disgusting misogyny of sexual objectification in vidyas.

You called PD out, you're gonna have to do better than this 

[Valkyrie]

Okay so a real kink of mine, I used to be into extreme domination/humiliation stuff    I doubt I'll ever get the chance to rekindle that as you need a pretty open and submissive partner.

Don't they have specific places you can go to do this stuff? I swear I saw a documentary on this once or twice. You can probably pay a cutie to help you out with that.

It's just that your one example strikes me as something that would only gross out people who think that Catwoman's hipsway in the last Batman game makes them literally shake from the disgusting misogyny of sexual objectification in vidyas.

You called PD out, you're gonna have to do better than this 

Well I never called him out, for one. That would imply he said something I thought was wrong, or whatever. Plus I wasn't the first one to say it!

[Momo]

Eh it's okay, there's plenty of other stuff i'm into.

[Raist]

Guess "called PD out" wasn't quite the appropriate term.

I is no english speaker, pls don't hurt.

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Or maybe do 

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[Valkyrie]

Eh it's okay, there's plenty of other stuff i'm into.

[Phoenix Dark]

wtf is light race play 

It's PD, you expected different?

bbc worship/dirty talk


"you like how I suck your big black dick?"

stuff like that
 

I enjoy participating in body worship stuff, but you guys would think it's lame so fuck you. I like telling her how beautiful she is, your pussy tastes good, etc.

I'm a lover, leave me alone

[Mupepe]

Body worship is great. I like kissing her ass and telling her how beautiful she is and how much I love the taste of her. PD knows what's up.

[Momo]

Eh it's okay, there's plenty of other stuff i'm into.

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I dont talk about this kinda stuff much, i'll shoot you a message later maybe :3

[Valkyrie]

Yeah, that's the good stuff. Not lame, we were just teasing you! Girls like it when a guy tells her how pretty she is while she's getting her brains fucked out.

Nothing like having my ass complimented while it's being smacked from behind.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Uhm isnt it normal to say she is fucking hot and beautiful during sex?

[Raist]

Mirrors

[Atramental]

My fling wanted me to call her a dirty little slut. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Uhm isnt it normal to say she is fucking hot and beautiful during sex?

Maybe in Liberal Europe. 

[etiolate]

Unless I am the father to her child, then I don't want the girl calling me daddy.

[chronovore]

Unless I am the father to her child, then I don't want the girl calling me daddy.

You're missing out

Naw, I had an ex who started doing that toward the end of our relationship. I wasn't comfortable with how it played into her actual daddy issues.

[Valkyrie]

My fling wanted me to call her a dirty little slut. 

Being called a bad girl is great. Not a fan if slut/whore though. Sounds pretty degrading.

[nudemacusers]

Dads with girl issues

[El Babua]

Moms with son issues

[nudemacusers]

Yawns with tissues

[toku]

[Madrun Badrun]

I have a silly goose fetish

[etiolate]

pls do not explain

[Bebpo]

Got an espresso machine
Been 15 years since I pulled espresso shots & frothed milk working at starbucks and after a night of messing around it all came back. Gonna make a mocha for breakfast tomorrow

[Momo]

Been fasting (did 3 days last week, 3 days this week, going for 5 days next week) so i've been enjoying food a lot more, havent had coffee in months though, but a latte and a coconut malay donut sounds like heaven now, i think i'll do that

[Momo]

Long story short it's a health thing, helps regenerate my immune system, autophagy etc.

[Valkyrie]

i'll fast when im dead

This must be the first time I 100% agree on a Dufus post.

[chronovore]

and no amount of showering will wash away the shame

 In this case, it washes neatly away if you are in one of those chocolate fountains.

[Mupepe]

oh yeah so I forgot this gem from Thursday night.  We got out of a movie and I'm waiting for my wife to come out of the restroom.  I'm standing next to one of the posts they use to create the lines.  It's on directly on my left about 3 inches from me and there is  absolutely nothing on my right for 50 feet.  This middle aged lady holding her kid's hand comes out of the restroom walks up to my left and says "Excuse me" to squeeze on by in those 3 inches rather than walking the open area to my right.  It was bizarre. 

[chronovore]

oh yeah so I forgot this gem from Thursday night.  We got out of a movie and I'm waiting for my wife to come out of the restroom.  I'm standing next to one of the posts they use to create the lines.  It's on directly on my left about 3 inches from me and there is  absolutely nothing on my right for 50 feet.  This middle aged lady holding her kid's hand comes out of the restroom walks up to my left and says "Excuse me" to squeeze on by in those 3 inches rather than walking the open area to my right.  It was bizarre.

It's either a control issue, or she could see dead people filling in the 50 feet on your right.

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It was a control issue.

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[Madrun Badrun]

I had a good idea.  If you knew the sign language for 'im making fun of you', you could sign a deaf person then just talk normally about anything and they would think you are making fun of them without suffering the dishonour of actually making fun of a disabled person. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Think its a inhouse brand name for drills at home depot

[Valkyrie]

I'm having one of those days again where I search a bunch of shit on wikipedia.

I don't know how other people feel about it but I don't think doing this makes you any smarter or whatever. I bet some people feel proud that they're doing informative shit but I don't you really genuinely learn stuff by doing this. Although it might help as a way to make you more curious about shit you wanna learn I guess. So it's not a complete waste of time, but still.

Intelligence != Knowledge

And of course you learn by reading, what else would you be doing? Completely forgetting everything you just read? Reading is knowledge, bro.

[Valkyrie]

I agree with that, I just don't think reading important stuff on Wikipedia is a waste of time.

[etiolate]

If you want real info you got to search beyond wikipedia. IMO, Wikipedia has made people lazy and generally shit at searching out info.

Now if you want to see some clique behavior, in-fighting and partisan wars, then read the Talk page of a wikipedia article for some drama.

[Valkyrie]

It was just a reply on the subject of Wikipedia. Of course you can go beyond on everything. Just wanted to reply to Dufus about that specifically.
Dunno abut you, I find Wikipedia to be good on giving me summaries of stuff I don't feel like reading a book about.

But on topic, there are a lot of weird ass articles on there.

Edit; Sorry if I sounded angry in my posts. I'm kinda in a bad mood today for some reason. :'(

[Momo]

 

[Valkyrie]

Let's all just cuddle and everything will be alright.

[etiolate]

Compared to the things said about me around here, your response was hardly anything I'd be upset about.

[Steve Contra]

I don't like nuts in my banana bread. Sorry MAC

Damn, this is something we can agree on

[nudemacusers]

I got sum nuts 4 u

[etiolate]

Television:
As opposed to an Alpha male, Urban Dictionary states these are unremarkable, careful men.
What is a Beta?
Correct!

Me: *spittake my salad*

[Momo]

Preface - I generally dont celebrate birthdays always just seemed like a hassle and always been a hassle.

So today is my birthday, but also potentially one of the saddest days I'm going to have in a while. I have this buddy at work that I've talked with, ate with, laughed with, cried with everyday for the past 8 years, real friendship, not a work acquaintance vibe. They got laid off and tomorrow is their last day but effectively today is the last day I see them at work cause I booked the week off as my birthday gift, I did this way before I knew about the lay-offs. This friend is literally the only person on earth that makes a deal out of my birthday and I'm sitting here being completely sad by the context of the day, I havent seen them yet but I hope they forget. I wont lose this friend cause we do stuff together, but going from hanging out everyday for 8 years to twice a month if you're lucky friends is going to be fucking lame and who knows how that changes our interactions, of course I havent brought any of this up cause they're dealing with the ramifications of this lay-off and i dont want them to have to manage my emotions as well. We found out last week but they negotiated with HR to stay at home with salary for the next 2 months.

tl;dr feelings

[brawndolicious]

That really sucks Momo. I mean you're both adults who will eventually work it out (and may end up working together somewhere again) but it's normal to feel guilty and confused right now.

[Valkyrie]

Happy birthday, cutie!

Sorry about your situation. I hope you'll feel better tomorrow. Too bad you live so far away I can't buy you dinner and a nice cake. Birthdays are kinda dumb, they force us to feel a bit extra shitty about ourselves as adults.

[Momo]

Yeah today was fucking awful, thanks for the wishes though :kiss

[chronovore]

Happy birthday; you're a dear, kind person for putting your friend's feelings so high on your priorities. Hope it gets better for him soon.

[Mupepe]

https://mobile.twitter.com/peepshowqotd/status/439871158888841217

Can we get Johnsons face in this pic added to the site? We could use this. Especially in the nsfw thread

[Madrun Badrun]

just fell a sleep for 3 hours at 4pm.  im so tired lately. 

[Valkyrie]

Not enough sleep or food lately?

[seagrams hotsauce]

This week has been so shitty that the stress crease between my eyebrows actually started bleeding today

[toku]

yeah everyone kept telling me i looked sad this week

[Madrun Badrun]

This week has been so shitty that the stress crease between my eyebrows actually started bleeding today

sorry about your bleeding crease.  maybe try sticking a pad in it. 

[Raist]

London is a sauna right now. Plz send halp.

[Madrun Badrun]

Maybe stop lighting buildings on fire?

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that was bad taste

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[CatsCatsCats]

Booooooo

[Great Rumbler]

Plano, Texas [suburb on the north side of Dallas] has been going crazy with Asian businesses the past couple of years. Tons of restaurants, even grocery stores like H-Mart, Jusgo, and Mitsuwa Marketplace, and a major Japanese bookstore chain [Kinokuniya] put down two locations. I try to get down there at least once or twice a month [it's about 70 miles south of where I live] to check out something new. Joe and I hit up this ramen shop the other day and then got some after-dinner dessert at a place called Kung Fu Tea that has some pretty great Taiwan-inspired teas [I had some winter melon milk green tea with bubbles and it was gooood]. Wish they could put some of that stuff closer to where I live, but having spent my entire life living in the armpit of nowhere, an hour-long drive isn't really that big of a deal.

Also, it makes me super-envious that a slime appears lives right in the middle of all that.

[Atramental]

Even though I was only there for 2 weeks, Dallas does seem like a pretty cool place with lots to do & see.

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But living in Texas in general... eh...   

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[Momo]

Need to see a couple of doctors this week to treat niggles I've been letting slide, prolly going to take half the week off to do so, cuz why not (and i really dont feel like being here anyway lmao). I went to a indian place on Friday, the food was so good, sadly the roadhouse down the street was closed so i couldn't have chicken balls Did have a nice baked cheesecake though! Doing a fast this week (if potential medication allows) going for 5 days again.

London is a sauna right now. Plz send halp.

Hot in London is like 14 degrees Celsius isnt it?

[Valkyrie]

Apparently London is having the same 25~30C kinda weather as Tokyo? That makes sense though. My grandparents' village in northern France gets around the same, and it's reeeeally warn in the summer during noon.