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BlueTsunami

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32760 on: January 07, 2019, 06:01:46 AM »
Huxley, huh?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32762 on: January 07, 2019, 05:03:51 PM »
And this is why we keep the garbage in the garbage thread. :beli

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32763 on: January 07, 2019, 05:23:39 PM »
Have you not noticed the title of this very thread? Lighten up, grinch :(

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« Reply #32764 on: January 08, 2019, 04:10:02 AM »
Pffft, I bet Rufus likes dystopian novels, alt-right scum

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« Reply #32765 on: January 08, 2019, 04:11:09 AM »
I bet Rufus is all about the "reading books" meme.

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« Reply #32766 on: January 08, 2019, 12:14:08 PM »
Why would anyone read books if it wasn't because they hated minorities and women? :social
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« Reply #32767 on: January 08, 2019, 05:47:49 PM »
Anyone know a good FDIC insured online bank with decent interest? I've never really used anything other than the mainstream banks because I'm pretty risk averse and they always felt the safest banks to use, but everyone's telling me I should be moving my money to an online one with interest to make some money. I've never really looked into it though, so anyone here use any they'd recommend?

I've not used them myself, but this website gives a decent list. I definitely recommend evaluating their offerings yourself:
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32768 on: January 08, 2019, 07:13:31 PM »
I'm honestly enjoying my trip to Chicago more than normal. Usually by this time I fucking hate this city.

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« Reply #32769 on: January 09, 2019, 05:05:10 AM »
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« Reply #32771 on: January 11, 2019, 12:02:08 AM »
I survived ORD. But since I now travel almost every week, please do not call in TSA agents.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32772 on: January 11, 2019, 03:10:43 PM »
Had an extremely TVC night last night. I was at my usual place drinking with the regulars. Some people from my old place of work dropped by and the party was even bigger. I was downing rum shots like a madman. Me and the waitress started hitting on each other. I don't know what happened next, but the next thing I know I'm waking up on the toilet in the stall and I had vomited everywhere in my sleep, all over my crotch and pants, all over the goddamn floor. It was chunky from hash browns and I think there was some blood mixed in, too (I didn't have any bright red drinks at all that night). The stall door was wide open. I start vomiting even more just from the sight of it all. At no point did I turn around and vomit in the toilet, of course, because I'm drunk and can't figure that out, but also because it just keeps coming out of me uncontrollably, so I just keep vomiting into my lap. Once I can move for three seconds without expulsing the contents of my stomach I go to get some toilet paper and the stall is fresh out. So I walk out and get some paper towels from the dispenser. I go to start cleaning myself up. But I'm drunk and I can't really see where the vomit is and where the vomit isn't, just the big chunks, so the task is hopeless and I give up after just a few minutes.

I stumble back out into the bar and everyone is gone except for the bartender and one random patron. It's a 24 hour bar so I have no idea what time it is, but it's probably around 2 or 3AM. I walk up to the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom immediately. He comes back out after two minutes. My pants are still visibly soaking in vomit and I don't know how I smell but it must be bad.

"I'd like to close my tab, please."

"You already closed out. You're all set!" He's got his typical big goofy smile on. He was right, I had, and I still had the receipt in my wallet.

"Oh. Ok. Goodnight, then."
"Goodnight."

I have no idea how many people must have seen me there like that. I don't know why no one tried to wake me up in the hours I had occupied the only stall in a full bar. Maybe they had tried and it was impossible. I walked home and threw up several more times along the side of the road intermittently. Someone honked. When I got home I took off my clothes and fell asleep immediately. When I woke up today I remembered I hadn't tipped the bartender anything.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32773 on: January 11, 2019, 03:21:51 PM »
Then who was horn?
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« Reply #32774 on: January 11, 2019, 05:18:17 PM »
The anxiety I'm feeling about what happened during your blackout is killing me
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« Reply #32775 on: January 11, 2019, 07:04:02 PM »
At least you didn't get behind the wheel this time  :idont

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« Reply #32776 on: January 11, 2019, 07:55:54 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32777 on: January 12, 2019, 10:42:40 AM »
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I don't know what happened next, but the next thing I know I'm waking up on the toilet in the stall and I had vomited everywhere in my sleep

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He's got his typical big goofy smile on

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« Reply #32778 on: January 12, 2019, 11:12:38 AM »
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You should really only put about 6 months to a year of living funds in cash unless you’re truly so wealthy that you don’t need to worry about RoR for retirement. I kinda get your sentiment about your 401k but you gotta play both sides and hedge your bets. I have friends that put every damn penny into retirement and can’t go on vacation because “retirement!”  Fuck that. I put a decent amount away in 401k but refuse to compromise my short term joy and peace of mind for a future nest egg I might never live long enough to use.

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« Reply #32779 on: January 12, 2019, 08:43:27 PM »
Was at my niece's first birthday a couple of hours ago. I was the photographer and partiality catered the party. I also looked buff in family photos. Winning. Yet here I am getting shosta drunk. But by myself. No more public shaming.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32780 on: January 15, 2019, 09:26:50 PM »
Was at my niece's first birthday a couple of hours ago. I was the photographer and partiality catered the party. I also looked buff in family photos. Winning. Yet here I am getting shosta drunk. But by myself. No more public shaming.

Why was Shosta at your niece's birthday party?

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« Reply #32781 on: January 15, 2019, 10:38:56 PM »
that's pretty embarrassing Shosta

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« Reply #32782 on: January 15, 2019, 11:21:03 PM »
Giving preteens alcohol :wag
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« Reply #32784 on: January 16, 2019, 12:21:51 AM »
government employee suddenly having time to post  ::)
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32785 on: January 16, 2019, 12:21:57 AM »
self-inflicted sabbatical

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« Reply #32786 on: January 16, 2019, 05:16:44 AM »
i kept trying to draw him back with horrible fashion posts, that's when i knew it was serious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32787 on: January 16, 2019, 09:07:57 AM »
Was at my niece's first birthday a couple of hours ago. I was the photographer and partiality catered the party. I also looked buff in family photos. Winning. Yet here I am getting shosta drunk. But by myself. No more public shaming.

Why was Shosta at your niece's birthday party?


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« Reply #32788 on: January 18, 2019, 08:18:48 PM »
I've been writing and posting on Insta in obscurity. It feels good. Outside of judgment. I can get as dark as I want, without having to answer for it. And booze does not make you more creative. It just greases the gears of inhibition. You're more likely to be raw, and exist on the edge normality.
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« Reply #32789 on: January 19, 2019, 03:20:12 AM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32790 on: January 19, 2019, 03:29:13 AM »
:thinking :smugmy next gimmick will be ever increasing emoji's  ;) being added to all my posts  8)

 :doge :pimp :shh :rimshot

You just tryna catch Valks gaze lol
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« Reply #32791 on: January 19, 2019, 04:52:24 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32792 on: January 19, 2019, 05:04:25 PM »
Sights from PAX South 2019:

-Anime girl orgasm face shirt being worn IRL
-At least three Bowsettes
-One Booette
-A guy in a 7-foot-tall Deadpool/Warhammer battle suit
-The entrance to the Diversity Lounge
-3 guys cosplaying Starship Troopers, with a guy who was a double-amputee in a wheelchair dressed as a trooper
-A woman cosplaying some Steven Universe character who was probably at least 7 feet tall
-Devil May Cry 5 being demo'd
-Resident Evil 2 photo-op with a Raccoon City PD police car
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32793 on: January 19, 2019, 06:28:55 PM »
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ she liked one of my recent posts  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ 8)
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« Reply #32794 on: January 20, 2019, 01:48:02 AM »
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ she liked one of my recent posts  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ 8)
Naroolf was a better stalker and less creepy to boot
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« Reply #32795 on: January 20, 2019, 02:15:37 AM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32796 on: January 20, 2019, 08:23:39 AM »
:doge

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« Reply #32797 on: January 20, 2019, 12:28:15 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32798 on: January 20, 2019, 07:50:46 PM »
 :thinking  ignore function does not work
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32799 on: January 20, 2019, 08:04:13 PM »
filler changed his avatar

I'm scared
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« Reply #32800 on: January 20, 2019, 08:05:02 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32801 on: January 20, 2019, 08:13:30 PM »
filler, it's time to get you back to your roots. Here's your new avatar

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« Reply #32802 on: January 20, 2019, 08:14:59 PM »
someone should dox my old kpop gaf posts  :-[
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« Reply #32804 on: January 20, 2019, 08:24:57 PM »
 :-[
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32805 on: January 20, 2019, 10:05:35 PM »
I want to hug this new filler and talk about life
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« Reply #32806 on: January 20, 2019, 10:18:49 PM »
I want to hug this new filler and talk about life
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« Reply #32807 on: January 20, 2019, 11:34:44 PM »
I want to hug this new filler and talk about life
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32808 on: January 20, 2019, 11:40:20 PM »
Yes
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32809 on: January 21, 2019, 12:40:38 AM »
 :exxy

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32810 on: January 21, 2019, 12:42:39 AM »
You’re all somehow more pathetic than me.
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« Reply #32811 on: January 21, 2019, 01:11:18 AM »
you get a hug too, pomp daddy  :-[
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32812 on: January 21, 2019, 01:47:13 AM »
lmao, Valk's seen guys way worse and crazy online than you guys  :lol



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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32814 on: January 21, 2019, 02:09:26 AM »



Filler, I need you to bring out the dark side my friend  8)

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« Reply #32815 on: January 21, 2019, 02:11:25 AM »
I jerked it to the cardi b asmr vid. when she starts stroking both mics at the same time  :-[

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32816 on: January 21, 2019, 02:27:57 AM »
:rejoice

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« Reply #32817 on: January 21, 2019, 03:04:33 AM »
NSFW  :whew
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« Reply #32818 on: January 21, 2019, 03:05:28 AM »
 :-[
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32819 on: January 21, 2019, 11:31:00 AM »
Is that cheesecake?