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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33720 on: December 08, 2012, 03:58:25 AM »
Is Raoul Duke still about? I am just curious if I am outliving my old man, hard-living peers or not.






Oh! I hope he is still alive, don't get me wrong. I like the cut of his lobster bib.
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« Reply #33721 on: December 08, 2012, 04:09:53 AM »
all of this had to be done off company time - so most of it was just shot on a holiday day and at a weekend :/

I work in the place you go to work after you die in Hell.

Sounds like a GilloD story.

"We need you to make a Gangnam parody, Charlie-san."

"Oh cool, so like next week...?"

"No no, this weekend."

"Umm I have plans, and it's a holiday-"

"Please understand."

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« Reply #33722 on: December 08, 2012, 04:15:56 AM »
it wasn't that bad actually - it was more my Wife's boss asking for help and i said i would

but once you say Yes - that's it - you are in, hell or high water.

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brawndolicious

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« Reply #33723 on: December 08, 2012, 04:29:13 AM »
That article doesn't even make sense. If you're basically dating online why wouldn't you fuck when you meet in real life.

Usually the first date doesn't take place online. You just chat a little and then swap numbers and agree to meet up somewhere.

I'm sure more than 50% of singles have had at least one first date that resulted in sex.

Shadow Mod

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« Reply #33724 on: December 08, 2012, 04:38:36 AM »
That article doesn't even make sense. If you're basically dating online why wouldn't you fuck when you meet in real life.

Usually the first date doesn't take place online. You just chat a little and then swap numbers and agree to meet up somewhere.

I'm sure more than 50% of singles have had at least one first date that resulted in sex.

I guess. For me it was getting to know brohams. Well the first one we definitely didn't have sex when we first met but I was 16 and took a friend with me.

Himu

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« Reply #33725 on: December 08, 2012, 04:56:04 AM »
Is Raoul Duke still about? I am just curious if I am outliving my old man, hard-living peers or not.






Oh! I hope he is still alive, don't get me wrong. I like the cut of his lobster bib.

Yeah, he's still kicking. His name is Creepy Old Guy. Good to see you Valis, you were one of the old guard. cheers.
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Momo

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« Reply #33726 on: December 08, 2012, 09:23:35 AM »
FANTASM SOLDIER VALIS

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #33727 on: December 08, 2012, 10:18:39 AM »
Steam hoarders unite! :rock
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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33728 on: December 08, 2012, 10:29:09 AM »
haha, yeah, you guys are like steam consumption units
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #33730 on: December 08, 2012, 03:52:04 PM »
haha wow
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« Reply #33731 on: December 08, 2012, 03:57:42 PM »
that's a real great post. I especially like the 'I'm still in high school' angle of it.

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« Reply #33733 on: December 08, 2012, 07:20:31 PM »
Oh, so I should probably not upload them then? Woops.

Don't be a dummy.
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« Reply #33734 on: December 08, 2012, 07:51:13 PM »
Oh, so I should probably not upload them then? Woops.

Don't be a dummy.

I didn't even save them. :fbm And I watched them at work so I didn't hear the audio.

DC plz PM them to me so I can listen to them! :(

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« Reply #33735 on: December 08, 2012, 08:09:08 PM »
Did Oblivion get permed?

Nah, I got off lightly. Just two days. Apparently the "Obama's ___" thing isn't kosher anymore.

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« Reply #33737 on: December 08, 2012, 10:49:23 PM »
:heartbeat

Enjoy your elevated, arty-fartsy, audiovisual orgasm.

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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #33738 on: December 08, 2012, 10:59:55 PM »
I intend to!

Especially now that Pope Geoff has officially sanctioned it as a Mtn Dew sponsored GOTY Candidate.
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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33739 on: December 08, 2012, 11:34:19 PM »
eggman found girlgaf  :fbm

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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33740 on: December 08, 2012, 11:37:43 PM »
Quote
Geometry Wars vs Super Stardust HD vs Nano Assault Neo ( 1 2 3 )

these threads are amazing - Platform Wankers waving flags galore!

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« Reply #33742 on: December 08, 2012, 11:55:25 PM »
Should I tell him to get out?

He actually listens to me.

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« Reply #33743 on: December 08, 2012, 11:58:23 PM »
fighting game GAF thread gets trolled again by viral marketing chick Kadey: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502942&page=64


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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33745 on: December 09, 2012, 12:13:35 AM »
fighting game GAF thread gets trolled again by viral marketing chick Kadey: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502942&page=64

Was it ever determined what she did as a day job?

Back in the day (I'm talking 2005), for the wdyb stuff, she would have a lot of stuff to show off, not just games but all kinds of electronics and clothes that weren't cheap.  Thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff per month over the course of several months into years.  One time she posted a picture of a gigantic pile of receipts.  In order to live and stuff, she would have needed to earn Prole levels of income.  Some people on those threads openly speculated what she might have done to get that kind of disposable income (you can go ahead and make your guesses here).  She'd never confirm but she wouldn't deny it either in a way that discredited those speculations.  I stopped visiting those threads because it made me feel bad when people had money to spend on games and shit and I had el zilcho to my name.

Maybe Segata knows but it was a mystery for a little while. 
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 12:17:52 AM by The Experiment »
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #33746 on: December 09, 2012, 12:18:34 AM »
she could just have rich parents, i dunno.  crazy rich californian asian girl is not too far fetched.   Didn't she also straight up post wads of cash or am i remembering that wrong   :lol 

i wonder if they'll try to get her banned.  and if they do, if they also try to get markman banned who did/said the exact same thing.  not that i'd want markman banned, he was posting good shit + inside info on CAG and elsewhere long before the madcatz gig

edit: wait, maybe you're on to something exp :lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45227805&postcount=3276
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brob

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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33747 on: December 09, 2012, 12:37:51 AM »
the FGC boys are easily excited and got burned because kadey likes to be coy for attention. they'll settle back down and return to dreaming about eating her shit soon enough.

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« Reply #33748 on: December 09, 2012, 12:42:47 AM »
the FGC boys are easily excited and got burned because kadey likes to be coy for attention. they'll settle back down and return to dreaming about eating her shit soon enough.

That's...pretty sad.

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« Reply #33749 on: December 09, 2012, 01:03:26 AM »
+1 to the Markman good people movement
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« Reply #33750 on: December 09, 2012, 01:24:27 AM »
fgc drama is the worst drama. feels like highschool all over again.
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« Reply #33751 on: December 09, 2012, 01:49:04 AM »
fgc drama is the worst drama. feels like highschool all over again.

Aren't a bunch of those people in their late twenties and early 30s by now too?

nudemacusers

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« Reply #33752 on: December 09, 2012, 01:52:57 AM »
I dunno; I actually met a couple of fgc gaffers at evo a couple years ago, seemed normal enough. but i got the vibe from the whole thing that it was a very insular community with a lot of cliques.

but on the plus side kayo police (i think that's who it was, she was hanging around markman) liked my suit.   :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #33753 on: December 09, 2012, 01:58:16 AM »
Never heard of this Kadey broad. She hot, at least?

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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33754 on: December 09, 2012, 02:29:59 AM »
fighting game GAF thread gets trolled again by viral marketing chick Kadey: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502942&page=64

Was it ever determined what she did as a day job?

Back in the day (I'm talking 2005), for the wdyb stuff, she would have a lot of stuff to show off, not just games but all kinds of electronics and clothes that weren't cheap.  Thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff per month over the course of several months into years.  One time she posted a picture of a gigantic pile of receipts.  In order to live and stuff, she would have needed to earn Prole levels of income.  Some people on those threads openly speculated what she might have done to get that kind of disposable income (you can go ahead and make your guesses here).  She'd never confirm but she wouldn't deny it either in a way that discredited those speculations.  I stopped visiting those threads because it made me feel bad when people had money to spend on games and shit and I had el zilcho to my name.

Maybe Segata knows but it was a mystery for a little while.

I think someone claimed it was a goverment job

eh...


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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33755 on: December 09, 2012, 02:53:22 AM »
fighting game GAF thread gets trolled again by viral marketing chick Kadey: 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502942&page=64

Was it ever determined what she did as a day job?

Back in the day (I'm talking 2005), for the wdyb stuff, she would have a lot of stuff to show off, not just games but all kinds of electronics and clothes that weren't cheap.  Thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff per month over the course of several months into years.  One time she posted a picture of a gigantic pile of receipts.  In order to live and stuff, she would have needed to earn Prole levels of income.  Some people on those threads openly speculated what she might have done to get that kind of disposable income (you can go ahead and make your guesses here).  She'd never confirm but she wouldn't deny it either in a way that discredited those speculations.  I stopped visiting those threads because it made me feel bad when people had money to spend on games and shit and I had el zilcho to my name.

Maybe Segata knows but it was a mystery for a little while.

I think someone claimed it was a goverment job

eh...

I doubt they'd like someone to be that public and antogonistic yet again ami still has a job so what do I know.

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« Reply #33756 on: December 09, 2012, 03:10:07 AM »
probably works at a financial company or something.............
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« Reply #33757 on: December 09, 2012, 03:39:12 AM »
What the hell are you guys talking about? Talk normal people talk.
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« Reply #33759 on: December 09, 2012, 03:56:41 AM »
ahahahaha

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3239941&pagenumber=117#post410372613

He has a point, the cheesy story and crappy voice acting actually helped to immerse me in games like EDF 2017.

There's a proper way to totally fail at providing a narrative and I think we should at least hold game developers to that standard.

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« Reply #33761 on: December 09, 2012, 05:58:41 AM »
i hate the boxing threads - it's basically just about the result for people and it seems a huge chunk of "boxing fans" just don't -get- the ins and outs.

Pac got absolutely poleaxed but he was definitely on the rise - it was stupid to go in with so little time on the clock , he made a mistake and paid the price.

Also Marquez is a top quality boxer as well - you can't make those sort of slip ups or you get punished, no matter how on top you are.

But yeah, lots of flapping heads/hands celebrating the defeat and consigning Pac to the rubbish tip - though the "ROIDS!" calls aren't helping the Pac camp either.

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« Reply #33762 on: December 09, 2012, 06:12:15 AM »
I'm just happy for Marquez. He deserved that.
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« Reply #33763 on: December 09, 2012, 06:15:15 AM »
B-b--------------Bubsy 3D? Why? Is there a reason beyond apserger's for this affliction?
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« Reply #33764 on: December 09, 2012, 06:50:11 AM »
Holy moses imagine if he put that much time and energy into something cool.

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« Reply #33765 on: December 09, 2012, 07:06:52 AM »
Like having sex or working out?

Even jerking off is cooler.
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Oblivion

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« Reply #33766 on: December 09, 2012, 07:08:46 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503389

A Black Falcon Thread.

Jumpin grandma on a stick!

I actually like ABF, but even I think that thread's too much.

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« Reply #33767 on: December 09, 2012, 07:11:12 AM »
Yo dawg, I herrd you like text so we put text in your text so you can text while you text.
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« Reply #33769 on: December 09, 2012, 07:18:38 AM »
Dude is a LEGEND. Can't believe how soft you guys have been recently.
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« Reply #33770 on: December 09, 2012, 08:25:08 AM »
I think that thread would be useful.  I've never had the chance to really play many of the great PlayStation games (I was a Nintard and would dare not spend my money on anything that was not made or published by Nintendo) and I'm looking to play quite a few of them on my Vita.  Except that he is praising Bubsy 3D and is talking shit about CTR (the best Mario Kart game out there until Mario Kart DS).  So basically it is a giant thread about bad opinions on games.

Edit: This thread is a good read: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503365

Edit 2: What the fuck?  This is what I get for browsing GAF.

« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 09:13:10 AM by The Experiment »
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #33771 on: December 09, 2012, 09:47:20 AM »
fgc drama is the worst drama. feels like highschool all over again.

Aren't a bunch of those people in their late twenties and early 30s by now too?


FGC GAF is not really FGC, aside from a few guys who aren't just gaffers-- haunts, bluerei, markman, etc.  They mostly watch from the outside and talk theory and occasionally go to events.

the actual FGC drama is usually just some WWE type shit.  sometimes for the purpose of drumming up bets for money matches :lol

I dunno; I actually met a couple of fgc gaffers at evo a couple years ago, seemed normal enough. but i got the vibe from the whole thing that it was a very insular community with a lot of cliques.

but on the plus side kayo police (i think that's who it was, she was hanging around markman) liked my suit.   :-* :-* :-*


It is but it isn't.  I went to a bunch of locals and a tourney this year-- you pretty much get ignored if you're bad at a game, you can talk to folks if you want to get good and have specific questions, and I'm assuming if you hang around long enough you can make some pals.  Other than that, it is just groups of people who've been playing each other for years.   Pretty much all based on merit of players (despite everyone getting salty and crying cheap after each tourney) and how long you've been around, which I respect.   I talked to some folks about it and apparently people showing up once or twice, making a big scene about how they want to get awesome, then quitting shortly after is a big problem.  You have to keep in mind that the scene has been around since SF2, so a lot of people are sort of cliqued up by now, naturally.  However, everyone seemed to pretty approachable.  If you have questions or something you want to talk about, a lot of the top players and scene guys are pretty approachable.  I had no problems chatting up spooky, jwong, dieminion, sanford, keits, viscant, fooblat, and other guys at UFGT8.

i should get into a sociology grad program and become a FGC specialist and starve to death.
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Re: The Official bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch about GAF thread..oh, and JUICE BAR TALK
« Reply #33772 on: December 09, 2012, 11:10:03 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503389

A Black Falcon Thread.

i expected walls of text and i'm glad to see the link did not dissapoint  :lol


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« Reply #33775 on: December 09, 2012, 12:00:00 PM »
I hardly even scrolled, got two bars down and said fuck it.

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« Reply #33776 on: December 09, 2012, 12:00:52 PM »
now i don't feel so bad about typing too much sometimes.

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« Reply #33777 on: December 09, 2012, 12:27:00 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503389

A Black Falcon Thread.

I saw what he said about  tactics. The rest of his reviews can go in the garbage

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« Reply #33778 on: December 09, 2012, 12:36:46 PM »
I'm going to print out that thread and read it throughout the course of my next twenty bowel movements.

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« Reply #33779 on: December 09, 2012, 12:45:58 PM »
MELTDOWN
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45236394&postcount=95

A Nintendo fan calling something else a cult is probably the biggest pot calling the kettle black I've seen on GAF.
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