The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Flannel Boy]

sounds like someone's got death anxiety.  :'(

One of the very few forms of anxiety I don't have.

[FStop7]

Forever?  No.  A thousand years?  Yeah I'm down for that. 

[cool breeze]

sounds like someone's got death anxiety.  :'(

I don't want to die  :'(

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all  :'(

[Barry Egan]

Have a quote from one of your betters, Shinobi-San

An old legend has it that King Midas hunted a long time in the woods for the wise Silenus, companion of Dionysos,without being able to catch him. When he finally had caught him the king asked him what he considered man's greatest good. The daeomon remained sullen and uncommunicative until finally, forced by the king, he broke into a shrill laugh and spoke: 'Ephemeral wretch, begotten by accident and toil, why do you force me to tell you what it would be your greatest boon not to hear? What would be best for you is quite beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best is to die soon.

edit: I should add that Nietzsche didn't necessarily endorse this view.

[Joe Molotov]

Have a quote from one of your betters, Shinobi-San

An old legend has it that King Midas hunted a long time in the woods for the wise Silenus, companion of Dionysos,without being able to catch him. When he finally had caught him the king asked him what he considered man's greatest good. The daeomon remained sullen and uncommunicative until finally, forced by the king, he broke into a shrill laugh and spoke: 'Ephemeral wretch, begotten by accident and toil, why do you force me to tell you what it would be your greatest boon not to hear? What would be best for you is quite beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best is to die soon.

edit: I should add that Nietzsche didn't necessarily endorse this view.

I wouldn't put much stock in that drivel, it reads like the writing of a man with a 155 IQ.

[Flannel Boy]

I wouldn't put much stock in that drivel, it reads like the writing of a man with a 155 IQ.

We can't all be the ubermensch.

[Tasty]

sounds like someone's got death anxiety.  :'(

I don't want to die  :'(

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all  :'(

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Scaramouch, scaramouch. Will you do the fandango?

[Himu]

sounds like someone's got death anxiety.  :'(

I don't want to die  :'(

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all  :'(

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Scaramouch, scaramouch. Will you do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning!

Very, very frightening me!

Gallileo~
Gallileo~

[Joe Molotov]

sounds like someone's got death anxiety.  :'(

I don't want to die  :'(

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all  :'(

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Scaramouch, scaramouch. Will you do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning!

Very, very frightening me!

Gallileo~
Gallileo~

Gunpower, Guillotine
Dynamite with a laser beam!
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime!

[Himu]

THIS IS NOT KILLER QUEEN, WE WERE DOING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

BAN JOE

[Great Rumbler]

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. 

He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

[Himu]

Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?

[FStop7]

Bismillah!  No.

[Risible]

Risible you're so feisty. You're above these silly antics.

You're right and I'm ashamed.  You always know me better than I know myself, Demi

edit:  c-c-c-combobreaker.

[Mr. Gundam]

Cause you're all I've got tonight
You're all I've got tonight
I need you tonight
Oh I need you tonight

[Positive Touch]

ice, ice, baby

[fistfulofmetal]

it
is
the painkiller
it
is
the
painkiller

[Barry Egan]

I sure am glad you will all be dead eventually.

[Joe Molotov]

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

yeah

The original sister wives anthem.

[Mr. Gundam]

I sure am glad you will all be dead eventually.

Gonna live forevaaaaaaah

[demi]

Risible you're so feisty. You're above these silly antics.

You're right and I'm ashamed.  You always know me better than I know myself, Demi

edit:  c-c-c-combobreaker.

You don't have to be sarcastic, I was being sincere.

[StealthFan]

Looks like he's easily...risible.

[Momo]

the hell happened here

[Momo]

Risible you're so feisty. You're above these silly antics.

You're right and I'm ashamed.  You always know me better than I know myself, Demi

edit:  c-c-c-combobreaker.

You don't have to be sarcastic, I was being sincere.

You never compliment me :'(

[thisismyusername]

the hell happened here

What, you don't like dance numbers from random songs being burst out on forum posts?  :'(

[Risible]

Risible you're so feisty. You're above these silly antics.

You're right and I'm ashamed.  You always know me better than I know myself, Demi

edit:  c-c-c-combobreaker.

You don't have to be sarcastic, I was being sincere.

I was being sincere too .

[demi]

I love you Risible

[Momo]

the hell happened here

What, you don't like dance numbers from random songs being burst out on forum posts?  :'(

I'm just jelly I missed out :'(

[Shadow Mod]

Cheez how do you like furries that insist on comparing their fetish with homosexuality?

[Shadow Mod]

You know you wanted to see Amy Rose's clothes off or sonic buttfucking tails.

[DCharlieJP]

Friedrich Nietzsche

whenever i see Nietzcshe quotes i think of Icycalm

and when i think of Icycalm

i think of Rick from the Young Ones.

[brawndolicious]

I'm sorry that I have experienced more vaginas than you guys and can expect to experience still more.

I feel like you get called a cunt a lot.

[brawndolicious]

Hold on a fucking second I thought it was gunpowder, gelatine?

[Himu]

I like you less now that you've officially came out as Green Shinobi and have been banned from gaf. What made Awesome-O a good poster was that he didn't act like he knew everything, was not cocky, and was self reserved while still maintaining a hint of intelligence. After the past week, I regret to say it, but you have grown  unfortunately the opposite of that.

Please change back to Awesome-o.

[Verdigris Murder]

Friedrich Nietzsche

whenever i see Nietzcshe quotes i think of Icycalm

and when i think of Icycalm

i think of Rick from the Young Ones.

Icycalm is awesome.

[Mr. Gundam]

I like you less now that you've officially came out as Green Shinobi and have been banned from gaf. What made Awesome-O a good poster was that he didn't act like he knew everything, was not cocky, and was self reserved while still maintaining a hint of intelligence. After the past week, I regret to say it, but you have grown  unfortunately the opposite of that.

Please change back to Awesome-o.

My name is Mr. Gundam, and I approve this message.

[Phoenix Dark]

Duly noted and taken into consideration.

translation

[StealthFan]

OH BOY I JUST BOUGHT GOD HAND ON PSN I CANT WAIT TO PLAY IT EIGHT HOURS FROM NOW AFTER IT FINISHES FUCKING DOWNLOADING THANKS SONY

[Himu]

[Momo]

OH BOY I JUST BOUGHT GOD HAND ON PSN I CANT WAIT TO PLAY IT EIGHT HOURS FROM NOW AFTER IT FINISHES FUCKING DOWNLOADING THANKS SONY

I think it's clever of Sony, now you can only play after 11pm as per German law

[archnemesis]

I've only played it for 10 minutes, but it seemed pretty awesome.

[StealthFan]

It's at 25%. It's gonna be 4+hours to DL a gig and a half. Welcome to the internet ten years ago.

[Himu]

Is God Hand any good?

yes

[DCharlieJP]

Icycalm is awesome.

my spelling , and the, grammer is not up to posting on his site!

I love that we have characters like him but there is, as someone put it, a seemingly on going "Internet Arsehole" World Cup that a couple of names keep coming up in over and over again. I don't quite get the humour of it all .... well... not all the time at least. Still, he's more interesting than 108 at least so that means he's at least goes out in the Semi Final.

but yeah - Icy doesn't annoy me in the same way as he does others.

And note to self : stay out of sales threads and do not post any details of anything from Japan. lol. #Mybigfatsonyagenda

[headwalk]

oh, puddles, conjurer of douche chills, repeller of women and international musical irritant: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=397338

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504025

boggle

[headwalk]

oh puddles, conjurer of douche chills, repeller of women and international musical irritant: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=397338

i pressed a wrong button.

edit: but since i'm here...

Oh, shove it.

A lot of you seem to lack a basic understanding of the implications of something like that.

Ask yourself: what would lead you to de-friend someone you see pretty much every weekend, someone who drinks with you, is friends with most of your friends and goes to all the same bars and parties that you do?

Then ask yourself: if this person had always been nice to you, never a creeper, always just a fun and supportive guy and you did this anyway, would that person have the right to feel offended? (the answer is clearly yes)

Anyway, it doesn't matter; I went out and hooked up with some other chick and had a great night. I saw her for like two seconds; she was with her new boyfriend. I thought about giving her the finger, but that would probably have led to a fight, and I was carrying a $500 guitar on my back.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504025

boggle

That thread is making me go bonkers. We've transitioned from "this isn't worth complaining about even though it's stupid because nobody will hit the demo limit anyway accept for cheapskates who were never going to buy and thus aren't entitled to free entertainment" to "this seems like a good way to increase sales; people liking a demo too much and thus not buying the full product is a valid concern." How can people rationalize that this is a solid, defensible move!? Aaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhh!

[Purple Filth]

And note to self : stay out of sales threads and do not post any details of anything from Japan. lol. #Mybigfatsonyagenda

dood, the nintard fansquad used to go after *me* when i posted local reports that had any bad nintendo news in em, and i've been found with my cock in far fewer dead sony bodies than you

I guess only Vinnk is acceptable to them.

[headwalk]

Hi headwalk. I don't remember you from GAF, but it's good to have you here. What better way to get started on a new forum than to open with a full broadside? And what better broadside than quoting 2 1/2 year old posts that may not have been entirely serious? You'll fit right in.

it was more a case of you attempting a fireworks display in your own magazine, i'm just taking pieces of blood splattered timber to show and tell.

we all have to live with our mistakes, just take heart that yours have brought (and can still bring) so much joy to so many.

let it linger like a bad 90s britpop song.

[ToxicAdam]

a bad 90s britpop song.

redundancy alert

[fistfulofmetal]

And you know how many people on this forum would be interested in reading a flame war? Absolutely no one.

i am.

[ToxicAdam]

I haven't seen the word flamewar since I was 13. Ahhh ... 24oo baud modems .. those were the days.

[headwalk]

can't argue with weapons grade bolding.

besides, i hear you're pretty popular.

[Shadow Mod]

Not interested in debating my personal qualities or the intent of my own posts with some random dude, sorry. And you know how many people on this forum would be interested in reading a flame war? Absolutely no one. This isn't the right board for that kind of shit. There's fun to be had here, but this isn't it.

You tried this shit with me a couple days ago. So lol at you.

[SmokyDave]

If there's gonna be fighting in here, I want to swing a punch.

...Oh, no, wait, I don't.

Sorry 'bout that folks.

[headwalk]

can't argue with weapons grade bolding.

besides, i hear you're pretty popular.

Look, you're trying to mock the troll character Puddles, but you're trying to extend it to me the actual person who is sitting here typing. It doesn't follow, and it doesn't really even make sense. You can say it was a shitty troll character, and I won't really argue with you there, but beyond that 

Just drop this. It's a waste of time.

i can't tell if this is some delusional schizophrenic defence mechanism or you're just grossly underestimating the critical faculties of the average boron.

either way, the panicked sense of urgency has me salivating for more. today, this is my sin.

If there's gonna be fighting in here, I want to swing a punch.

...Oh, no, wait, I don't.

Sorry 'bout that folks.

put on your most acrid vest, bring a 6 pack of stella and i'll throw on a pink pvc miniskirt. we'll role play this all the way to mutual climax.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45413793#post45413793

 

They need Bork over there.

[Barry Egan]

jesus christ.

[Momo]

bork hlp