Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247288 times)

BlackMage · « **Reply #660 on:** September 19, 2011, 12:48:12 PM »

Going on second date with Nina tomorrow night.

I've been breaking all the rules with this girl. We went out on the first date and talked and texted each other the next day, no games here. I've never hit it off so well with a girl before. Well, besides Lennedsay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #661 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:06:01 PM »

what does she look like?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #662 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:12:40 PM »

Don't forget to grab her pussy this time.

Bebpo · « **Reply #663 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:19:13 PM »

So happy things are going good for the borians.

One day this thread will become an orgy of super positive feelings as everyone will be in awesome relationships and all the posts will just be about how amazing everyone's life is.

BlackMage · « **Reply #664 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:20:36 PM »

I actually posted pics of her before in my okcupid thread, but I never got a chance to meet her in person. She recently came back to okcupid, and we started talking again, and finally I went on a date with her Saturday night, and regret not getting together with her sooner, but here is some pics of her. She is a very sweet girl and she thinks I'm hot so I don't know what bizarre reality I'm in right now.

WOOOOOOOOT Tuesday night, bitches!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #665 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:22:03 PM »

Tear it up, dude.

Mupepe · « **Reply #666 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:22:10 PM »

those tits

Bebpo · « **Reply #667 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:29:37 PM »

How old is she?

Girls with tats

BlackMage · « **Reply #668 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 19, 2011, 01:29:37 PM

How old is she?

Girls with tats

she's 33

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #669 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:50:37 PM »

dem thighs

BlackMage · « **Reply #670 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:35:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2011, 01:50:37 PM

dem thighs

for my boy PD

I don't like it usually when girls do this shot but she is amazing. I'm sorry

also my favorite pic of her

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #671 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:17:06 PM »

Me rikey.

BlackMage · « **Reply #672 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:17:39 PM »

and freckles

she's half cuban and half welsh

BlackMage · « **Reply #673 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:24:11 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 19, 2011, 04:23:27 PM

She's half Christian Bale and half Fidel Castro

you know I actually see the resemblance

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #674 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:47:47 PM »

I wouldn't have guessed she's 33.

BlackMage · « **Reply #675 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:50:44 PM »

I think her being 33 is a great thing. She doesn't bullshit around. She just straight up tells me after the 1st date that she thinks I'm gorgeous, and fun to be around, and she wants to see me again. I was like oh shit hellz yeah!

Bebpo · « **Reply #676 on:** September 19, 2011, 05:59:39 PM »

That's awesome, man. Congrats!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #677 on:** September 19, 2011, 06:32:51 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #678 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:11:17 PM »

haters hating

Positive Touch · « **Reply #679 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:25:35 PM »

i'm guessing the business hasn't been having a lot of luck on his vacations recently

BlackMage · « **Reply #680 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:36:01 PM »

that's MY photobucket Business

Bebpo · « **Reply #681 on:** September 19, 2011, 07:44:50 PM »

Maybe she has plans to see a play?

I'm curious about the weaboo girl you're dumping. What made her weaboo? Was she into Naruto and stuff? Or just played a lot of Kingdom Hearts?

Mupepe · « **Reply #682 on:** September 19, 2011, 08:35:55 PM »

Mojo, you're overanalyzing. Just keep showing her you're honestly interested.

BlackMage · « **Reply #683 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:13:17 PM »

Yeah, you are over-analyzing things, but it's what I would do too, so don't feel bad.

tiesto · « **Reply #684 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:31:43 PM »

Yeah, I learned to keep a bit of distance when I first start dating, and prepare for the worst... since if things falter, I used to see it as a big blow to my self-esteem...

Just called a girl up to schedule plans for Friday at Starbucks. She seems pretty perky and a bit shy over the phone, but she has only one picture on OKC where she is making a strange face... so I dunno. She likes horses a lot too, maybe she will watch MLP with me

BlackMage · « **Reply #685 on:** September 19, 2011, 09:33:19 PM »

my new rule with first dates is FUCK Coffee.. Drinks or nothin!!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #686 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:20:48 PM »

It at least makes me feel better that mojo of all people is this neurotic.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #687 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:25:04 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 19, 2011, 09:31:43 PM

Yeah, I learned to keep a bit of distance when I first start dating, and prepare for the worst... since if things falter, I used to see it as a big blow to my self-esteem...

Just called a girl up to schedule plans for Friday at Starbucks. She seems pretty perky and a bit shy over the phone, but she has only one picture on OKC where she is making a strange face... so I dunno. She likes horses a lot too, maybe she will watch MLP with me

Just a heads up... horse girls are fuckin' weird.

Bebpo · « **Reply #688 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:25:31 PM »

Everyone is neurotic, man or woman.

The trick is tame the neurons.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #689 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:32:29 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 19, 2011, 10:25:31 PM

Everyone is neurotic, man or woman.

The trick is tame the neurons.

Horse girls are a special breed. I dated one in high school. I still have nightmares.

Bebpo · « **Reply #690 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:05:37 PM »

What about Cat girls (and not the cosplay ones)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #691 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:07:27 PM »

Don't know. I never dated one. I love cats, though.

Bebpo · « **Reply #692 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:44:41 AM »

Especially when they impersonate them!

...oh yeah

/always feels awkward making sexual jokes

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #693 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:16:13 AM »

that was so shitty

i love it

Bebpo · « **Reply #694 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:18:42 AM »

I was messaging with Girl B who I showed around town and met up once a week or two ago. She wants to hang out again but she has no money for gas or anything so I gotta pick her up and do free stuff like watching netflix at my place (hmmmmmmm) or going to the beach or something. She also doesn't get out of classes until 11pm so it would be late and dark. Hmmmmmmmm

chronovore · « **Reply #695 on:** September 20, 2011, 09:06:30 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2011, 10:25:04 PM

Quote from: tiesto on September 19, 2011, 09:31:43 PM
Yeah, I learned to keep a bit of distance when I first start dating, and prepare for the worst... since if things falter, I used to see it as a big blow to my self-esteem...

Just called a girl up to schedule plans for Friday at Starbucks. She seems pretty perky and a bit shy over the phone, but she has only one picture on OKC where she is making a strange face... so I dunno. She likes horses a lot too, maybe she will watch MLP with me

Just a heads up... horse girls are fuckin' weird.

Yeah, because at some point in their life, they said "I want a PONY" and someone actually delivered. Hard to top that.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #696 on:** September 20, 2011, 09:07:49 AM »

What if she ploughs the land with the horse? That sounds like a keeper.

I'm going backpacking soon with my gf

tiesto · « **Reply #697 on:** September 20, 2011, 09:11:27 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 20, 2011, 09:06:30 AM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on September 19, 2011, 10:25:04 PM
Quote from: tiesto on September 19, 2011, 09:31:43 PM
Yeah, I learned to keep a bit of distance when I first start dating, and prepare for the worst... since if things falter, I used to see it as a big blow to my self-esteem...

Just called a girl up to schedule plans for Friday at Starbucks. She seems pretty perky and a bit shy over the phone, but she has only one picture on OKC where she is making a strange face... so I dunno. She likes horses a lot too, maybe she will watch MLP with me

Just a heads up... horse girls are fuckin' weird.

Yeah, because at some point in their life, they said "I want a PONY" and someone actually delivered. Hard to top that.

Yeah, the best thing is I'm not much for animals... so we'll see

My OKCupid options are rapidly drying up...

Robo · « **Reply #698 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:18:04 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on September 20, 2011, 09:07:49 AM

What if she ploughs the land with the horse? That sounds like a keeper.

I'm going backpacking soon with my gf

Why am I trying to connect these two statements?

Bebpo · « **Reply #699 on:** September 20, 2011, 07:10:57 PM »

I've started making a regular habit of walking from work to the starbucks across the street once a day to take a break and get some coffee. After a week or two, ALL the girls working there started flirting with me while I wait for my drinks (not at the same time, on different days). Unfortunately they all look like 16-20 and none are my type. And I've never seen any good looking hipster chicks hanging around this particular starbucks since it's mainly near office buildings and kind of hidden and 90% businessmen. I picked the wrong starbucks to make a habit out of!

lennedsay · « **Reply #700 on:** September 20, 2011, 07:48:40 PM »

Congrats Rocko!

Way to go young blood!

And tiesto, bail the fuck out. Next thing you know you'll be with her at a bar at closing time, and the employees finish their chores and sit down at the bar waiting for you both to finish your drinks, then one employee starts flipping the channels on the TV. She'll let out a shrill "GO BACK GO BACK!!" Everyone turns slowly toward her. She's on the edge of her seat, hands on the bar. "Go back to the horses!" The employee flips back a few channels and finds a horse show of some sort. They're trotting and jumping and what not.

"NICE HAUNCHES!! NICEEEEEE OOOOOH LOOK AT THAT TROT!! GO HORSEY GO!!! OOH LOOK AT THEM HAUNCHES!! OH THE FORM OF THAT ONE!!"

For 30 minutes straight. In those 30 long minutes, you slowly transition from pretend-interested in order to guarantee laid-dom down to basically drinking alone trying to find a way to rid yourself of this bitch, completely embarrassed by the fact that every employee in the restaurant is witness to this insane behavior by your date while they stare you down wishing you'd get the fuck out.

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That guy dumped her after that, but she did continue to come into the restaurant several times a week in full horse-riding gear. Her name from that day forward was and will forever be Haunches. Fuck I don't miss crazy customers I had to be nice to.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #701 on:** September 20, 2011, 10:25:53 PM »

Lolololololololololol

lennedsay · « **Reply #702 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:14:32 AM »

Neither did I

Basically lost my innocence that night watching some middle aged woman who resembled a horse orgasming over haunches of a horse.

Mom: "Hi honey, how was work? You're getting home late."
19-yr old me: "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT."
Mom: "Are you feeling ok? You better not be getting sick from hanging out at work late at night. You sound a little hoarse already."

chronovore · « **Reply #703 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:16:12 AM »

"Hoarse" --

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #704 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:18:51 AM »

I dated a horse girl for six months in high school. She liked horses more than anyone should. It was highly disturbing how she'd describe them in detail.

I was totally in love with her before we started dating. I was still in love with her for a couple months until I came to my senses and realized she'd never like me nearly as much as she loved those damn horses.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #705 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:25:45 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 21, 2011, 12:24:15 AM

I've got a horse girl to admit she loves the way her vagina rubs on the saddle as she rides $:-\$

I know 5 of them, 2 are tame and can be seen as "girls like animals" but the other 3 are downright insane.

My girlfriend was more of the tame sort, but it was still pretty obvious that I'd never be able to compete with the horses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #706 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:28:14 AM »

Horse haunches? I'm fighting a weird urge to look this up on a porn site $:-\$

lennedsay · « **Reply #707 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:37:09 AM »

Eh, I almost felt that way about my dogs. "My" dog at my parents hated all my bf's/potential bf's that I didn't really like, and loved the awesome ones. Basically bringing a guy over was nothing more than testing the waters with Miss Anna. If she wasn't satisfied, neither was I. NEXT.

But horses?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #708 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:45:21 AM »

She's so fucking cute

Hanging out again either tomorrow or Thursday. Third date. I'm so excited.

Robo · « **Reply #709 on:** September 21, 2011, 01:38:48 AM »

orioles

you done good

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #710 on:** September 21, 2011, 01:39:59 AM »

The Orioles are the one of the few teams Mets fans can look down on.

But any baseball cap is cool with me.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #711 on:** September 21, 2011, 01:58:40 AM »

To ne honest, that cap is from her ex boyfriend who was from Baltimore. She's a Denver sports fan, having lived there for several years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #712 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:02:42 AM »

The hat is the first thing Cajole saw lol

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #713 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:19:34 AM »

She's so gorgeous

She came to that reading of mine and seemed 100% interested and let me get cuddly with her that night like how couples interact in public. I just hope I'm not rushing things with her, I don't want to seem obsessive and i think that's one of my faults–when I start liking a girl, I might let on more than they are comfortable with. I'm trying to lay low now, but all I really wanna do is talk and be around her :'(

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #714 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:20:25 AM »

Yeah, I'm a sissy like that too.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #715 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:34:28 AM »

I feel like I'm being pathetic with it all, so the last day or so I've been just quiet as I can be -- only texting her about her day and not really talking about us or anything. On our date on Thursday I'm going to try and make her make the moves so that I don't seem obsessive.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #716 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:49:34 AM »

I usually end up ending things with a "this is moving too fast!" thing, then looking back and realizing I was the one making it move fast.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #717 on:** September 21, 2011, 02:56:41 AM »

That's why I'm taking things a step back. If there's one thing I think I'm always wrong at, its the speed of a relationship.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #718 on:** September 21, 2011, 03:06:26 AM »

She's super cute, congrats brother.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #719 on:** September 21, 2011, 03:08:50 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 21, 2011, 02:56:41 AM

That's why I'm taking things a step back. If there's one thing I think I'm always wrong at, its the speed of a relationship.

Good call.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247288 times)