Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Himu]

What rubber you going with?

[Atramental]

We good. We so good. Chubby girls are the best. 

[Atramental]

What rubber you going with?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GUFUW1G/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&th=1

[Himu]

i need to get some of those for my bae

seems no

[fistfulofmetal]

I've used those. They're pretty good. I had trouble climaxing until I did it with those since they're very thin. Compared to the regular ass Trojan Ribbed things, they feel like there's nothing at all There's also the Trojan Bare Skin which are very similar.

[Himu]

nvm

[Rufus]

OMG, it's happening 

[Atramental]

Friday the 23rd. It shall be a Festivus miracle. 

[thisismyusername]

We good. We so good. Chubby girls are the best. 

We told you this months ago, you dork.



Also, Durex: sis.

[Himu]

I've used those. They're pretty good. I had trouble climaxing until I did it with those since they're very thin. Compared to the regular ass Trojan Ribbed things, they feel like there's nothing at all There's also the Trojan Bare Skin which are very similar.

We use kimono microthins. Do you know what the lube for those durex ultra thins is?

[fistfulofmetal]

Flashback a little over two years ago

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.6975

I tackle THE EXACT SAME SITUATION.

then a few pages later I made it happen

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.7110

[fistfulofmetal]

I've used those. They're pretty good. I had trouble climaxing until I did it with those since they're very thin. Compared to the regular ass Trojan Ribbed things, they feel like there's nothing at all There's also the Trojan Bare Skin which are very similar.

We use kimono microthins. Do you know what the lube for those durex ultra thins is?

lmao no idea.

[Himu]

Username, do you have any new condom suggestions

[Huff]

Just start going on dates to bars with chubby chicks. It will at least take care of your virginity in no time

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[fistfulofmetal]

then a month later i contemplated moving away to be with this girl

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36858.msg1865246#msg1865246

HAHA WHAT KIND OF LAMER WOULD DO THAT

[thisismyusername]

A friend once told me she had some really good looking female friends that were in their 20s and they were virgin. It's uncommon but not THAT uncommon, like if you're a virgin in your twenties you're some kind of monster or some shit.

Told you. GIRLS DO NOT CARE. REPEAT AFTER ME. WOMEN DO NOT CARE IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN. THIS IS A SELF DELUSION YOU HAVE BUILT UP FROM MEN SHAMING YOU.

No.

One.

CARES.

but YOU.

This is true.

Real confession time: Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.. Before that? Oral at 14.  It's totally not uncommon to be a "late bloomer," dude.

Username, do you have any new condom suggestions

I'm a Trojan-brand man, but that's mostly in the "mainstream." I haven't looked into condoms too deeply. Just Durex around here is "poor"/ghetto brand.

[fistfulofmetal]

Pallando bruh, whatever you do. Don't get virgin attached.

[CatsCatsCats]

RIP your wizard powers

He gon make it

[Himu]

This is true.

Real confession time: Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.. Before that? Oral at 14.  It's totally not uncommon to be a "late bloomer," dude.

You're gay. LGBT are late bloomers for the most part. I lost my virginity with a woman at 19 but I didn't lose my anal virginity until 25. Didn't give a bj until then either. AFAIC any time with a woman didn't count so I just say 25.

I'm a Trojan-brand man, but that's mostly in the "mainstream." I haven't looked into condoms too deeply. Just Durex around here is "poor"/ghetto brand.

That's Lifestyles over here.

[Atramental]

I've got Trojan condoms as well. They're latex tho.

[CatsCatsCats]

Most condoms are fine -- as long as they fit. Took me awhile to figure that part out

[Atramental]

Pallando bruh, whatever you do. Don't get virgin attached.

Gotcha. I don't think I will because I'm not really head over heels in total infatuation with this girl (I'm more concerned about her being attached to me because apparently I'm her type or something.  )

[thisismyusername]

That's Lifestyles over here.

True. I'd put it as:

Trojan
Durex
Lifestyles

for me in the mainstream brands.

This is true.

Real confession time: Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.. Before that? Oral at 14.  It's totally not uncommon to be a "late bloomer," dude.

You're gay. LGBT are late bloomers for the most part. I lost my virginity with a woman at 19 but I didn't lose my anal virginity until 25. Didn't give a bj until then either. AFAIC any time with a woman didn't count so I just say 25.

True. And I don't know the actual numbers for hetero men. But my point is: A lot of folks past like 20 start to make virginity a huge huge huge mind-game/complex for themselves. Atra being a key example. Once it happens, it's like "oh, well I don't know why I made such a big deal about it."

[I'm a Puppy!]

Pallo is finally going to get laid!
All that had to happen was:
Prince, Alan Rickman, David Bowie had to die. A white nationalist had to get elected to the white house.
A heavy price. Make it worth it Pallo.

[Bebpo]

Pallando, you're doing great!  Things are gonna be fine, don't overthink stuff.

[Himu]

Username I was at my fave drag bar the other week and talked to this guy at the bar. He was in his 30's and said he was a virgin because he couldn't get over his sexuality until recently and now is going to different clubs every weekend to get a feel for the scene/culture/community before his first time.

[thisismyusername]

I don't know in that persons case, but for me I started to really have a "social-life goalpost" complex about it. "Everyone loses their virginity by 18, you're such a failure!" was my mental state about it.

[Himu]

That's Lifestyles over here.

True. I'd put it as:

Trojan
Durex
Lifestyles

for me in the mainstream brands.

Same. We're satisfied with the Kimono's but hoping for something a bit stronger but with some silicone. Since condom companies don't generally advertise what lube they use might as well stick with these.

I don't know in that persons case, but for me I started to really have a "social-life goalpost" complex about it. "Everyone loses their virginity by 18, you're such a failure!" was my mental state about it.

Did you talk to any other gay people about it? That's the straight cis culture talking.

[thisismyusername]

Did you talk to any other gay people about it? That's the straight cis culture talking.

Nah. I knew gay men were late bloomers, I just felt that way due to like you said: Straight culture. Point is, once I got over the hump (pause) it became no big deal to me to have sexual dry-spells.

[CatsCatsCats]

Btw she probably asked because she was wondering why you didn't fuck her before, you've now given her an exciting reason

[Atramental]

She's offering to do whatever I want. I'm such a lucky boy.

[Beezy]

I've used those. They're pretty good. I had trouble climaxing until I did it with those since they're very thin. Compared to the regular ass Trojan Ribbed things, they feel like there's nothing at all There's also the Trojan Bare Skin which are very similar.

Really? I haven't met a condom I've liked, so I don't use them at all. Pull out method requires too much mental strength though and I don't want any kids anytime soon. I think I'll try these out.

[Joe Molotov]

She's offering to do whatever I want. I'm such lucky boy.

Christian Sidehug

[Tasty]

Making them eat your ass

[CatsCatsCats]

I've used those. They're pretty good. I had trouble climaxing until I did it with those since they're very thin. Compared to the regular ass Trojan Ribbed things, they feel like there's nothing at all There's also the Trojan Bare Skin which are very similar.

Really? I haven't met a condom I've liked, so I don't use them at all. Pull out method requires too much mental strength though and I don't want any kids anytime soon. I think I'll try these out.

Make sure you're getting ones big enough. I thought I couldn't cum with a condom on, turns out I just couldn't cum with a condom that was too small on

[chronovore]

Tell her the truth.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can still call an escort before you answer the text!

[close]

Just send her a link to this thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

She's offering to do whatever I want. I'm such lucky boy.

In my experience, girls appreciate if you have real leather in your handcuffs and if you start with the smallest butt plug. 

Also taste your condoms first so that you don't get any complaints about gross condom lube when you are trying to shoot in her mouth. 

[Raist]

She's offering to do whatever I want. I'm such lucky boy.

Just start with easy stuff.

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How about a threesome

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

Tell her the truth.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can still call an escort before you answer the text!

[close]

Just send her a link to this thread.

Think you'd have to pay the escort to read this thread. 

[tiesto]

I've used those. They're pretty good. I had trouble climaxing until I did it with those since they're very thin. Compared to the regular ass Trojan Ribbed things, they feel like there's nothing at all There's also the Trojan Bare Skin which are very similar.

Really? I haven't met a condom I've liked, so I don't use them at all. Pull out method requires too much mental strength though and I don't want any kids anytime soon. I think I'll try these out.

Make sure you're getting ones big enough. I thought I couldn't cum with a condom on, turns out I just couldn't cum with a condom that was too small on

Yeah I had this problem with the first few girls I slept with. The way the dice fell a lot of those girls were virgins. But when I slept with someone with more experience I then learned that I was 'gifted' and then just went ahead with buying Magnums.

[eleuin]

She's offering to do whatever I want. I'm such lucky boy.

record her saying thebore

[TakingBackSunday]

Anal

[Huff]

Choke sex. But dont actually kill her

[Phoenix Dark]

Skyn condoms are very nice btw.

Proud of you Pallando. You're almost home

bless up

[nudemacusers]

Pallo is finally going to get laid!
All that had to happen was:
Prince, Alan Rickman, David Bowie had to die. A white nationalist had to get elected to the white house.
A heavy price. Make it worth it Pallo.

Tbf I'd be ok with all of that just to get a regular everyday type of nut

[Atramental]

Choke sex. But dont actually kill her

She says she's into rough sex.

Likes getting spanked, likes getting fucked hard, wants me to call her a slut, and wants to call me daddy.

How did I get so lucky? 

[Phoenix Dark]

This girl clearly likes you a lot. Once you get naked you should be like "can I just like, look at you for a second." And then just compliment how beautiful she is, maybe kiss her neck or shoulders before going down to the boobs. Make her feel as special as possible.

body worship

[I'm a Puppy!]

Is that before or after he chokes her, spits in her mouth and calls her a whore?

[Himu]

This girl clearly likes you a lot. Once you get naked you should be like "can I just like, look at you for a second." And then just compliment how beautiful she is, maybe kiss her neck or shoulders before going down to the boobs. Make her feel as special as possible.

body worship

pd got me blushing because my man does this. then he touches my hair and touches my skin

who knew pd was so romantic?

[Madrun Badrun]

Is that before or after he chokes her, spits in her mouth and calls her a whore?

Its called aftercare for a reason. 

[thisismyusername]

Choke sex. But dont actually kill her

She says she's into rough sex.

Likes getting spanked, likes getting fucked hard, wants me to call her a slut, and wants to call me daddy.

How did I get so lucky? 

Let's be honest, you're not going to do that your first time.  But if she's into the dirty talk, you might want to brush up on that. Not this time, but if you go out with her again (and it seems like you sort-of like her despite her "heavy" weight?) it's good to get that practice in.

[Atramental]

Yeah, I told her we'll start slow and work our way up to the more kinky stuff. 

Going to get my first blowjob for sure tho. 

[Atramental]

Also, I'll have one hell of a story to write come Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. 

[toku]

Just worry about getting your nut. Learning to please her will come later. Bless up.

[Phoenix Dark]

This girl clearly likes you a lot. Once you get naked you should be like "can I just like, look at you for a second." And then just compliment how beautiful she is, maybe kiss her neck or shoulders before going down to the boobs. Make her feel as special as possible.

body worship

pd got me blushing because my man does this. then he touches my hair and touches my skin

who knew pd was so romantic?

I really like the sub role of body worship and pleasing a chick. Dunno I'm just more interested in making sure she's having a great time. My pleasure is gonna come, but if I can get her off first and then many more times before I finish then I'm happy.

[thisismyusername]

I really like the sub role.

Newsfeed.

[Himu]

This girl clearly likes you a lot. Once you get naked you should be like "can I just like, look at you for a second." And then just compliment how beautiful she is, maybe kiss her neck or shoulders before going down to the boobs. Make her feel as special as possible.

body worship

pd got me blushing because my man does this. then he touches my hair and touches my skin

who knew pd was so romantic?

I really like the sub role of body worship and pleasing a chick. Dunno I'm just more interested in making sure she's having a great time. My pleasure is gonna come, but if I can get her off first and then many more times before I finish then I'm happy.

I don't see how this is a sub role. It's a mutual thing. I'll admire his body and muscles while he admires mine.

A healthy, fit, male body is the work of the gawds. The Greeks were right.

[Atramental]

Or you can find yourself a sexually aggressive chubby gal. 

[king of the internet]

Don't be gloating until till you've made it. Still a virgin. And you better not lie this time 

[Reb]

This feels like one of those episodes of a TV show where an inmate has the date of release set a week in the future and you are just waiting for him to get shanked or set up for more jail time.