fracture the market my ass
choose from this list:
__"Hey, everyone who bought and registered an original 3DS. You're now eligible for a CCP for just $10 shipped from the Nintendo Online store. We're also gonna include a DLC code for an eShop game, your choice from the list presented at checkout, as our way of saying thanks for your support."
__"Hey, everyone, the CCP for the original 3DS is now just $9.99 and no longer exclusive to Gamestop. You can find it at retailers across the country, or at our online store."
__"To paraphrase my old friend Jack Tretton, 'Thanks for the $20! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES.' Whimsy up, bitches."